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 No.97407

I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out

 No.97408

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You know the more I know this shows goes away from my heart

 No.97409

tsmt why did she make that face when coco was talking about japanese girls making love to mollusks

 No.97410

>>97409
because xhe knew maya the belgian watches that slop

 No.97411

OP is Foenkie DNI

 No.97413

>>97409
those who know💀

 No.97415

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honestly… could be a legit theory, personally doe imma stay neutral

 No.97416

>>97408
you don't belong here

 No.97420

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>>97407
Mymy dosent goon because that is haram.

 No.97424

>>97407
But I guess if we follow Massad's canon Mymy would be le heckin' closeted goonerette, but thankfully that isn't the case

 No.97440

>>97407
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? mymy a degenarate? Pftttttttttttttttttttttt get outta here chud

 No.97442

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>>>97407 (OP)
>whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? mymy a degenarate? Pftttttttttttttttttttttt get outta here chud

 No.97451

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this is literally her face after the coco presentation
mymycacas are not beating the allegations

 No.97452

>>97451
i think you're forgetting that there's a 50% chance that any xitter nigger with a mymy picture won't even give a fuck about that or might even like that fact if anything…

 No.97454

Mymy doesn't know why mayas bed creaks at night though, if she were a gooner she would know

 No.97455

>>97454
she literally asked what maya was thinking
i think she knew exactly what maya was doing but was just teasing her

 No.97488

Mymy canonically rapes Maya frequently don't ask me how I know this(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.97491

>>97409
it's a face of light amusement at her sister doing something embarrassing (and she probably figured out that maya had something to do with it too). you don't need to be a degenerate to laugh at them.

 No.97492

What's the first pic even from

 No.97493

>>97492
the official studio massa google doc.
Unfortunately the only link I know of is found on reddit

 No.97494

>>97493
Oh it's here, just in really old threads

 No.97496

>>97493
are links banned on the zarty or something

 No.97497


 No.97498

>>97496
since the other guy is being a lazy SLF https://mega.nz/folder/1KtzFArY#a5d7A_C_smGpjeGfCHYQqA
>2025
>not having the folder of entire massa dutchreon leak bookmarked

 No.97507

>>97407
>>97409
that's not a smug face, she's reminiscing about her own times with mollusks

 No.97508

>>97507
inb4 user was banned for this post

 No.97509

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>>97507
geg
>>97508
ohnonono…

 No.97548

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>>97407
then there's all the strangulation stuff

 No.97549

>>97548
that's headcanon doe

 No.97550

>>97548
obsessed phyxi

 No.97552

>doesnt even mention the body pillow

 No.97556

>>97548
how would that strangle her retard
the tie is going DOWN the neck not up the throat

 No.97559

>>97552
to be fair the body pillow is pretty inoffensive
maya has a blobfish pillow, that doesn't mean she likes it, though that's debatable given what kind of stuff she likes to watch

 No.97596

>>97556
Her neck is backwards (it's a genetic deformity)

 No.97600

>>97559
meds.
the blobfish is more like a stuffed animal, the body pillow is naughty…

 No.97617

>>97559
the pillow would be inoffensive if we didn't know what we know. mymy's lust stems from delusion, she wants that bird. not just his body, but his heart, his future. she doesn't want to give birth to six kids, she wants to lay six eggs. maya's lust is all about distraction and escapism. her lust is not focused on any one entity, she depends on explicit material to stimulate her, we also it in her diary when she's feeling bummed and tries to distract herself by, and i quote, "thinking about sex". maya's blobfish is just one of many distractions and nothing points toward it being a sexual kind.

 No.97618

>>97617
someone reply to this with the ‘bro just typing shit’ gif

 No.97619

Mymy's obsession with that fucking bird is similar to my obsession with Maya. Oh to cuddle and snuggle with her, to sniff her hair and her smelly body, oh Maya my beloved.

 No.97620

>>97488
Truly the best yuri story ever told geg

 No.97621

>>97617
someone reply to this with the 'sister indeed professing wisdom' gif

 No.97625

>>97621
with the what

 No.97626

>>97617
Mymy IS NOT a furry

 No.97630

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 No.97631

>>97617
trvketsarbomba

 No.97632

>>97488
got banned award

 No.97856

>>97619
MYMY IS A ZARYAN BUT FOR MARKETING MASCOT

 No.97973

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>>97407
This is so obviously wrong. It’s painful to see such drooling idiocy on display. Your “evidence” is a heap of assumptions built on assumptions built on a shoddy foundation of one or two meaningless, inconsequential anomalies. Any multicellular lifeform could be presented with this theory and instantly reject it before kicking your gonads into mush so the world doesn’t have to deal with the horrifying prospect of you producing offspring equally as retarded as you. It’s a travesty that you’re not classified as some lesser hominid, and share a species with the rest of us. You should be lynched. You should be drowned in raw sewage. You should be pickled alive. Your teeth should be hammered back into your gums. Your hands should be power sanded into bloody stumps. You should be forced to gargle molten lead until it oozes out of your neck. Your family should watch all this so they can finally feel joy and relief after YEARS of having to deal with your burdensome existence. Never darken the Zarty’s doorstep again. Just walk away from your computer, put a gun to your temple, and DIE.

 No.97975

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<This is so obviously wrong. It’s painful to see such drooling idiocy on display. Your “evidence” is a heap of assumptions built on assumptions built on a shoddy foundation of one or two meaningless, inconsequential anomalies. Any multicellular lifeform could be presented with this theory and instantly reject it before kicking your gonads into mush so the world doesn’t have to deal with the horrifying prospect of you producing offspring equally as retarded as you. It’s a travesty that you’re not classified as some lesser hominid, and share a species with the rest of us. You should be lynched. You should be drowned in raw sewage. You should be pickled alive. Your teeth should be hammered back into your gums. Your hands should be power sanded into bloody stumps. You should be forced to gargle molten lead until it oozes out of your neck. Your family should watch all this so they can finally feel joy and relief after YEARS of having to deal with your burdensome existence. Never darken the Zarty’s doorstep again. Just walk away from your computer, put a gun to your temple, and DIE.

 No.97976

>>97975
>lol kek kek lmao
>lmao lmao xd haha
marge this image sends mixed messages

 No.97979

>>97407
Mymy is a perfidious Oriental like Maya which is why they're both gooners. A simple look at Japanese society reveals that they're all disgusting perverts who fetishise everything from animals to ghosts.

 No.98006

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>>97973
Not an argument.

 No.98166

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my case rested

 No.98167

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>>98166
the last final ever illustrati

 No.98168

>>98166
ohnonono mymysissies…

 No.98169

>>97973
Thank you, my thoughts exactly about OP

 No.98170

>>97617
We will fucking lynch you subhuman nigger

 No.98171

>>98169
replied to himself award

 No.98173

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>>>97617
>We will fucking lynch you subhuman nigger

 No.98174

>>98168
she's going into diabetic ketoacidosis from eating too much stroopwafelsap

 No.98175

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>>>98168 (You)
>she's going into diabetic ketoacidosis from eating too much stroopwafelsap

 No.98176

>>98175
i mean look at it, she's literally sweating out brown sugar

 No.98181

>>98176
meds, her sweat is that color because he doesn't take showers.

 No.98185

>>98176
mymy would be morbidly obese is she was white. this is a factor i never considered

 No.98186

>>98185
meds?
being asian doesn't give you a faster metabolism retardGOD, they're skinnier than you because food in japan is a lot healthier than it is everywhere else.
also mymy only eats occasionally of zoiets.

 No.98391

>>97407
mymy's not a gooner, she's actually in love

 No.98398

>>98391
uh, with who?

 No.98417

>>98186
They have genetically fat faces and are predisposed to diabetes

 No.98435

>>98398
the bird in the OP

 No.98436

>>98435
Foenkie I didn't know you actually used this site

 No.98439

>>98435
does that mean xhe loves maya too doe

 No.98442

>>98439
xhe rejected maya's advances do

 No.98443

>>98442
that's because xhe got too bashful doe

 No.98445

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>>98443
>bashful with maya
>touchy feely with koek
face it, maya, she doesn't want you.

 No.98447

>>98445
>bashful with a real person
>touchy feely with inanimate object
proved my point doe

 No.98458

>>98447
mogged by inanimateDEITYs yet again, realcvcks might as well kill yourselves at this point

 No.98462

>>98458
inanimatecucks will never be real doe

 No.98463

>>98462
You toil and suffer to no end, cope more

 No.98464

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>>>98462 (You)
>You toil and suffer to no end, cope more

 No.98467

>>98464
>posts video of ugly realcucks
Realshits not sending their best!

 No.98470

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>>>98464 (You)
>>posts video of ugly realcucks
>Realshits not sending their bes-ACK!

 No.98477

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 No.98495

>>98470
hell yeah punch in that annoying orange fuckers face

 No.98499

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<Kapitein Koek IS real!

 No.98500

>>98470
mymyabuse ascended

 No.99365

>>98447
koek is real in bed(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.99371

>>99365
Yup! Another permaban for SNCA.

 No.99408

How many people get perma'd for rule 4 per day



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