/zellig/ - Ongezellig

One sunny day, Agugu the orange Dutch baby was crawling around in the garden, as she did every day with her Mum and her two siblings, Mayagugu and Cocogugu.
Agugu suddenly stopped. She could smell something so nice, she wanted to go find it.
So she turned away from Mummy and her siblings Mayagugu and Cocogugu…
Mayagugu noticed that her sister was going away, and thought that Agugu might get lost. Mayagugu got scared, and started crying, but she cried so silently that no one else noticed.
Agugu started following her nose.
She went past the big blue house filled with funny bearded men…
Past the four-leaf clover where the old dog slept…
Past the cow field, with Bob the tiny cow munching fresh grass…
Past the lake with the laughing frogs…
Past the yellow swinging gate…
"Oh no!" Agugu thought, "I'm lost! And the smell has gone!"
Then she remembered what her teacher told her once.
"Japsterdam… Where is this Japsterdam?"
"So where have I been?" Agugu said aloud.
Past the yellow swinging gate…
Past the lake with the laughing frogs…
Past the cow field, with Bob the tiny cow munching fresh grass…
Past the four-leaf clover where the old dog slept…
Past the big blue house filled with funny bearded men…
"Yay, I'm home!" Agugu thought.
She saw Mummy in the garden with her two sisters.
And that smell was back!
Behind Mummy was a batch of stroopwafels!
Mummy was preparing a picnic.
"This whole time the smell was coming from here!" Agugu laughed.
Mummy and Mayagugu and Cocogugu laughed too!
And they all ate those yummy stroopwafels. The End

>>111798
Ugh.

This thread was very shortlived.

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Agugu Bed Time Stories for ages 0-3

>>111798
gemmiest story in the world
i like the location references like the lake with laughing frogs

>>111781
What if I pose something really bad?

>>111808
post it
maya abuse coal doe

>>111808
I don’t care

>>111808
Just post it so long as its not yurinigger coal or Zeltypedo smutt I dont care and I dont think the jannies will either

>>111962
stupid moid

>>111962
>yurifag is fine if
Zeltypedo award

>>111939
i think posting shit fanfics here would be funny because they are so easy to make fun of

yuri is sexual degeneracy in the same category as porn

i think a fanfiction where maya is a serial killer (from the first person) would actually be very interesting. the telltale heart is one of my favorite stories and i think maya being a serial killer could be interesting (if its written well, ofcourse)

>>113210
reminds me of that video that was made for halloween where maya kills her sisters

>>113211
someone should remake that to be not shit

why does every fic thread fail…

>>115125
we zaryans cancel everything out of spite lol

>>115131
i hope writergegbvll doesnt cancel out of spite award

>>115125
I’m writing something but I’m not giving updates cause I don’t know how long it will take and I don’t wanna get the mayaGOD poop treatment

>>115138
the mayaGOD "troll" is just a retardspicnigger troon projecting his scat fettish under the guise of "trolling" so he doesn't get banned

>>115140
that's aryan

>>115140
if you read those posts and think scat fetish then thats on you queen yall got some demons

Nu fic or whatever
https://archiveofourown.org/works/74234766/chapters/193728906

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14524992/1/Decidi-Memoriae-An-Ongezellig-Story
nu fic about maya having amnesia o braphog

>>115813
its fucking sucks

>>115818
geg

>>115813
>>115818
why can’t redditpedos just admit when something fucking sucks?
I genuinely don’t know how ANYONE could read this and think it’s good AT ALL
fucking normies need to grow a pair and tell writers that their shit is shit so they stop making shit

>>115910
also its mostly ai garbage