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 No.111781

post your shitty fanfictions here because there isnt a dedicated thread (at least not one i could find that was purely dedicated to it)

 No.111798

One sunny day, Agugu the orange Dutch baby was crawling around in the garden, as she did every day with her Mum and her two siblings, Mayagugu and Cocogugu.
Agugu suddenly stopped. She could smell something so nice, she wanted to go find it.
So she turned away from Mummy and her siblings Mayagugu and Cocogugu…
Mayagugu noticed that her sister was going away, and thought that Agugu might get lost. Mayagugu got scared, and started crying, but she cried so silently that no one else noticed.
Agugu started following her nose.
She went past the big blue house filled with funny bearded men…
Past the four-leaf clover where the old dog slept…
Past the cow field, with Bob the tiny cow munching fresh grass…
Past the lake with the laughing frogs…
Past the yellow swinging gate…
"Oh no!" Agugu thought, "I'm lost! And the smell has gone!"
Then she remembered what her teacher told her once.
"Japsterdam… Where is this Japsterdam?"
"So where have I been?" Agugu said aloud.
Past the yellow swinging gate…
Past the lake with the laughing frogs…
Past the cow field, with Bob the tiny cow munching fresh grass…
Past the four-leaf clover where the old dog slept…
Past the big blue house filled with funny bearded men…
"Yay, I'm home!" Agugu thought.
She saw Mummy in the garden with her two sisters.
And that smell was back!
Behind Mummy was a batch of stroopwafels!
Mummy was preparing a picnic.
"This whole time the smell was coming from here!" Agugu laughed.
Mummy and Mayagugu and Cocogugu laughed too!
And they all ate those yummy stroopwafels. The End

 No.111799

>>111798
Ugh.

This thread was very shortlived.

 No.111800

© Copyrighted
Agugu Bed Time Stories for ages 0-3

 No.111801

>>111798
gemmiest story in the world
i like the location references like the lake with laughing frogs

 No.111808

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>>111781
What if I pose something really bad?

 No.111809

>>111808
post it
maya abuse coal doe

 No.111833

>>111808
I don’t care

 No.111939

>>111808
Just post it so long as its not yurinigger coal or Zeltypedo smutt I dont care and I dont think the jannies will either

 No.111963

>>111962
stupid moid

 No.111964

>>111962
>yurifag is fine if
Zeltypedo award

 No.111967

>>111939
i think posting shit fanfics here would be funny because they are so easy to make fun of

 No.111968

yuri is sexual degeneracy in the same category as porn

 No.111969


 No.111970

>>111969
>linked katecoal award



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