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 No.100523

It's 6AM. As usual, Maya spent the entire night browsing threads. She is lying on the bed, crying, feeling a void in her heart.
>Hoi M- Maya!? What happened Maya? Is everything all right?
Maya is sobbing, and with a shaky voice she replies:
<How could you do this to your sister? I always knew your kindness was a facade… *sobs* B-but I'm not offended anymore, I'm heartbroken, you're so cold to me Coco. WHY?
Maya bursts into tears.
>What are you talking about Maya?
Coco answered, puzzled by her statement.
<You say the most vile words against me, roleplaying as that frog..
>Maya.. are you spending time on that site again? O nee…
Coco puts her hand on Maya's shoulder, and in a gentle manner she says:
>Maya, even though I'm your adopted sister, I will always love you like a true sister. I want to see you happy, you're saddening me…
Her words pierce Maya's chilled and wounded heart.
Maya leans into her for a hug, her tears and sobs turning into a cry of repentance under the warmth of sisterly love. In this embrace there was enough love to flood the entire Netherlands.
There were no words uttered after this, for they were useless. As the sun rose, so did her hope of a better life rise.
^
With this newfound strength, Maya decided to pursue a healthier lifestyle, all with the help of her beloved sister Coco.
^
After taking care of her malnourished and weakened body. She has found herself thirsting for a much bigger purpose, one that nothing in this world could fulfill. She remembered seeing an Orthodox edit in her countless all-nighters, so she became curious, since it was so different from the watered down churches she was used to seeing. But that is a different story.
^
The end.

 No.100525

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And then Maya died

 No.100528

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THIS THREAD IS A SIGN TO STOP THE MAYA HATE, JUST LOOK HOW YOU MADE MAYA FEEL YOU HEARTLESS FAGGOTS

 No.100529

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Maya abuse is foodist

 No.100530

loveliest thread award
saved the zarty award

 No.100531

>>100529
holy NAS do nu(soy)trannies even make good "soyjaks" anymore
>foodist
SNCA award

 No.100542

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tfw you walk in on your sister hanging herself after you cyberbullied her on an altchan

 No.100543

>>100528
Emotionally abusing women is aryan you cuck

 No.100544

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>>100542
Foodist behaivour btw
>>100543
No.

 No.100547

Maya gets interested in Swarthodoxy because it's for browns btw

 No.100549

>>100531
Seething oldfag

 No.100550

2000 years of theology flying over >>100547 's head because some terminally online chuddies bashed on Orthodoxy in their mouth-foaming whining
>seriousposting on a humorous satirical IB evendoe it won't be a laughing matter before God
God bless zaryans

 No.100552

>>100550
2000 years of fake ass made up manmade theology
I shit on your councils and Constantine who created counterfeit christianity

 No.100553

>>100550
God blessed Zaryans because we're white btw.

 No.100555

Obssesed Protestranny one reppy above mi

 No.100557

>>100550
>2000 years of theology
so what exactly, what have they discovered?

 No.100558

>>100557
Bullshit that is not written in the Bible

 No.100559

>>100558
So God and holy men just "dissapear" when the bible ends? Holy retard.

 No.100560

^peak nikolaetan logic

 No.100561


 No.100570

posted ai slop award

 No.100571

>>100570
the text or the pictures? 1st image isnt AI if it looks like it

 No.100572

>>100571
the text

 No.100587

>>100523
I didn't know Massa was still writing new deels

 No.100599

>>100572
I put sovl into writing this zaryan..

 No.100600

>>100599
It shows I liked it, felt like a mini fiction in the size of an IB post

 No.100601

>>100599
it felt nice reading it zaryan

 No.100618

>>100600
Ah alright! Thank you
>>100601
Thanks!
:zelligheart:

 No.100629

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>>100618
Wholesome postingWABAG

 No.100631

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>>100599
nigga thinks he's sneaky…
it looks exactly like something jai whith the deepseek proxy would spew out

 No.100632

>>100631
peeing blood award

 No.100633

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what the fuck were you niggers getting up to while I was gone?

 No.100693

>edgy jokes are le foodist
We're reaching levels of moralfaging previously thought impossible

 No.100758

Here are my opponents:
>>100631
>jannyAI escapist gooner
>>100693
>unironically uses the term "moralfag"
geg frogniggers not like this…
ZOOOOOT it's time to launch a crusade again

 No.100792

>>100550
>2000 years of theology
You're thinking of Protestantism. Both Catholicism and Orthodoxy are less than 1000 years old

 No.100795

>>100792
protestrannies will soon believe it was martin luther who was crucified

 No.100796

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<Mymy here. I'm going to show that Mutt that me and Coco are better because we are huwhite

 No.100797


 No.100798

>>100796
GEM KKK MYMY VVON

 No.100799

>>100795
Made me geg award
>>100796
Xhe would really say this…

 No.100806

mymy got killed by a trash can

 No.100809

>>100806
Marge?

 No.101208

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>when all mayaposting stopped completely because mayaLEGENDS are too mentally desolate to fight back against the cocofrogs

 No.101222

>>100543
Emotionally abusing women is shitskin behavior

 No.101223

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>emotionally abusing women

 No.101224

>>100758
>having morals is hecking bad therefore 'p is ok

 No.101225

>>101222
Trve..

 No.101294

>>100523
Human hands typed this. Stickied 'til Friday!

 No.101368

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>>101294
OP here, zemmy day, and the Liturgy was lovely

 No.101371

>>100523
subhuman hands pinned this.

 No.101417


 No.101418

This thread shows the unity of cocoGODS and mayaGODS, an absolute masterpiece unmatched by anything else on this site.

 No.101486

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>>101418
>mayaGODS

 No.101487

>>101486
studio massa reference or something yeah

 No.101491

>>101486
Redraw this but it's Maya taking a coal out of Cocofrog

 No.101853

coal on zarty? SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY

 No.101887

>>100523
…this is the bar? For sticky?

 No.101888

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>>101887
<It's a good sticky it's the best sticky, we've worked hard on this sticky

 No.101891

>>101888
<…The democrats will tell you it's not but it's the best-the best in the history of our country

 No.101892

>>101887
we zaryans are scraping the barrel lol

 No.101898

>>101891
It's all just a psyop by the Left DO NOT FALL FOR IT

 No.101907

>>101887
you only say this now but not when a shitty low effort edit gets stickied lol

 No.102115

this is brimstone

 No.102193

this is a zemerald



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