how to save the zarty>get a group of zaryans together who know how to do basic video editing and voiceover work>start making goyslop video essays about SNCA like "ths sad decline of minecraft" or anything else that will make troons and cacas watch it

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Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 02:00:59 No.101821

how to save the zarty
>get a group of zaryans together who know how to do basic video editing and voiceover work
>start making goyslop video essays about SNCA like "ths sad decline of minecraft" or anything else that will make troons and cacas watch it
>Do this until you've saved up a decently large amount of money
>approach massa saying that you would be willing to pay him for some new deels
>make sure to emphasize that they should be similar to the original 6. no retcons about mymy being a leftist or coco having a black boyfriend or anything like that
>tell him to not post them to youtube and make them only accessible through the zarty or related sites (i.e zartywiki or zartybooru) so that there isnt a influx of troons and normgroids into the community
This would take a while but seeing how videos about SNCA goyslop gets millions of views its not impossible

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 02:09:27 No.101822

>>101821
Isn’t this the same thing that people were doing with the Minecraft parkour with the Reddit story goyslop?

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 02:10:01 No.101823

>>101822
im relatively new here i never heard of that but they might have

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 02:11:22 No.101824

>>101823
I’m pretty sure that there’s a site where you can do exactly this with ai, I bet that you could even get the ai to post for you

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 02:15:10 No.101825

>>101824
i think youtubes passing new rules that say fully ai made videos aren't eligible for monetization and even beyond that ai has trouble making engaging videos

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 02:45:56 No.101830

>>101823
if you aren't trolling then you are genuinely the dumbest, most delusional person to ever post here. not a single part of this "plan" is even in the realm of possibility.
1 getting big on YouTube is mostly luck, and even if you do get big you definitely won't make enough money to do serious business inquiries with Massa.
2 (more importantly) Ongezellig is not slop which Massa can just churn out if you give him money. it took four years to complete and needed the help of tons of donators, many animators, and a team of voice actors. And you expect him to do all of this just to put the final product on an obscure site with a noxious community? that's like asking Michelangelo to carve a kilometer tall statue for your junk yard and expecting him to take you seriously.
i feel embarrassed having to point out things this obvious. you have the mind of an eight year old.

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 02:53:21 No.101831

>>101830
>thinking OP is serious and this isn't just the typical how to save the 'party threads

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 03:14:06 No.101833

>>101831
TSMT this isn't serious in the slightest i know this would realistically never even get past planning stages but apparently nuzartybabas cant detect a unserious post

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 05:30:23 No.101834

why are people saying the Zarty is down?

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 06:31:10 No.101835

>>101834
Looks like it's up though? Or at least I can post. Where are they saying that, at your 'cord server?

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 11:07:49 No.101842

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Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 15:04:43 No.101846

Baiterald

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 19:49:47 No.101860

it takes like a 100k usd to make a single peppa pig episode theres no way

Zaryan 08/13/25 (Wed) 22:48:56 No.101889

>>101860
dont worry i am elon musk and i have sent studio massa 5 billion dollars to make more episodes

Zaryan 08/14/25 (Thu) 00:26:23 No.101899

how about we just make a 'zellig inspired animation instead?

Zaryan 08/14/25 (Thu) 08:07:08 No.101948

>>101899
hi zoot