No.74969
ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda not
Hello my fellow zaryans
kinda weird to say that… not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like… well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will
this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do
Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there
No.74973
>>74969Put Maya, Coco, and Mymy in the Minecraft movie 😍
Also why do you type like that 😅
No.74978
>>74975indeed it is me, i wish i would be a bit less retarded, i'm so retarded i don't even need to namefag myself, my writing shit already auto namefags me but good night to all of you fellas
No.74979
Those massive wall of texts remind me of a certain schlog ex-namefag
No.74980
>>74977a bit too vague, if you care to add a bit more of your personalization of sorts that'd be awesome idk maybe make a script if you will
No.74981
>>74979i never used that shithole, but you believe what you want to believe
No.74982
>>74978it's okay, i've talked to you on the 'farty before and i like you i think, i just hope you're doing well.
goodnight.
No.74983
>>74980if not, i still might try to do it i'll see what i can do, i still need to go to the dentist tomorrow first doe goodnight
No.74984
>>74980This is the scenario that I imagine. The school vera works at doesn't like her smoking and drinking in front of the students so she has to stop to keep her job. She goes to dr Soysteins place reluctantly and is not interested at all in the treatment. Dr Soystein gets slowly more annoyed at vera not working with him on a solution, he eventual starts seething and forcefully gives vera the jab and goes back to seething.
No.75053
Hey zaryans, me again, my wisdom teeth got removed, and i already slept a bit basically going on a full recovery, it's not as bad actually, they hooked me to some shit up idfk what it was, they put like a gas mask even i think it might have been nitrus but it knocked me basically instantly out so who knows, ik it's shit nobody cares about but i don't have a better place or anyone else really to share this shit besides like muh family so bear with me, hopefully i'll be fine really really soon if anyone of you had stuff like that please let me know how it was for (YOU), what tips can you give me? anything helps, stupid bullshit outa the way, i'm not sure if i'll be able to start today already but maybe i will, after all my mouth hurts not really much else besides i'll see what is in my ability i love you niggas
>>74982unless that's how you people reffer to the sharty i don't think we did, but hey nice to meet someone who recognizes my retarded typing seriously why am i this retarded at typing
>>74984i'll see if i can work with that once i'll start
No.75054
>>75053i don't think that it's because you're necessarily "bad" at typing (whatever that means), instead it's moreso your manner of typing that's kind of noticeable.
you type in an easygoing casual way, but it's somehow more than that, it's very unique to be sure.
anyway yeah, "the 'farty" refers to the sharty.
No.75061
>>75058it's okay xis, i'll always be around to read, analyze, and pontificate about your silly ramblings.
i hope your hecking teeth feel better soon.
No.75069
>>75061THANKS! even tho you probably will never read this again because why would you? i like to ramble to myself, anyway it feels kinda funny, kinda painful we had a grill off or whatever i ate a bit but definitely less than usual, i'll probably start brainstorming a bit with the idea that was given here perhaps i might be able to start today but who know
here i made this real quick to show off how i am (even doe i'm being overdramatic who gives a fuck anyway) use it when (YOU) get extremely sick or get a big surgery, hopefully that day will never happen thoughever god bless you all
No.75070
>>75069you in US? How's the bill if yes
No.75071
>>75070nah i'm not a 'mutt i'm a euromutt or something i think it was covered but we'll see, it'll probably be like a couple grand for sure
No.75072
>>75071west or east if you dont mind me asking
No.75073
>>75072the west is slowly falling there's barely any difference 💔 but west, middle west i suppose
No.75074
>>75073i am chuddy eastern europe migrant so i suppose you are right. the crime rates feel the fucking same for sure. the east at least had low prices from what i could remember (doesnt mean it was good, but it was ok to keep me alive) . although i frelt less safe in south amsterdam than in my home city. strange aint it?
No.75085
>>74984slowly starting the work, made a couple of props already in photoshop and all that i'm not a slf yet that's what a slf would say but anyway here's my gift to you all as i keep working or something. i do not know if these variants had existed before but 'lig booru wouldn't work and well just take it or leave it idc idgaf, what i DO give a fuck is you fellas so have my "gift"
1st one edited out text
2nd one removed the heckin phone
3rd one is the edited version of the vera soyak in class
4th is the 3rd but i actually found the background from the original soyak for some reason they mirrored it but i still found it BITCCH
not sure if i'll do more today i'm still kind of recovering but i might, i just don't want to post every two seconds updating on snca it'll just ruin the 'log
No.75086
>>75085all self insert coal
No.75088
>>75085the mymy teacher looks gemmy and funny
No.75092
>>75091consider making something good, this isn't soybooru
No.75096
>>75069don't worry sis i'm always listening…
>>75085anyway, these are gems.
i think i'll save the teacher ones, albeit maya is bestgirl.
No.75111
>>75096xhe is but i personally can't see xer being in there but idk maybe i should add her or something, anyway it's getting rather late i'll probably stop work for today and probably go to sleep soon, tho whatever the fuck i made is terrible like fuck i hate it, i should just restart the whole thing, here's a frame out of it please tell me what to change or do to make it less horrible, props anything, also feel free to write the dialogue/story or whatever, from what i was thinking mymy would be doing the presentation, get BTFO by vera, she'd snitch to principle or something about the alcohol problem and get soyberg to do something about it, enhance this or something i'm no damn writer, the whole help thing is up for anyone btw this should be a community effort or something
>>75092i am totally fine with you telling whatever you wish or think, whether it is coal or not, but did i ever say that this was for soybooru? i suppose it could be interpreted to be implied, that being said i never claimed those to be coal,gem or "zem" i am sorry for not being the perfect human you are clearly looking for, but to pretend like 'jaks are nothing on here is ridiculous, soybooru is in fact a faggotry shithole of sorts but almost all gems relied on it (talking about gems in video format not plain images doe those also rely on that sometimes), there are simply no better sources of 'jaks, best you can do is ask from other people like
>hey do you have x jak that is y doing z?but you'll either get 'cadod, frogged or some other shit, it may be different here but the point stands, it's way simpler and doesn't coal up the normal log with stupid threads/questions, many gems rely on carefully crafted context rich 'jaks, and 'ru while a shithole with unnecessary drama, still does at the end of the day get its job done, and you are always free to edit those/remake those into newer things which is what i did for the heckin project, that's a lot a words isn't it? it is, but i don't think i give enough fuck if you don't wanna read it all, beg fucking idk like chatgpt to shorten this yap so you know what the fuck this shit is or don't idk idc except clearly i do since i typed this shit out… i need to find something better to do with my life
words words words the left can't meme, i leak because i can okay? yes i use leak unironically because sometimes i just leak, i just don't hide that unlike the majority
Good night we're going to sleep, i'll continue tomorrow, don't forget to send in what (YOU) think could make this shit better, ik i should probably just restart so feel free to say that too, anything helps… probably, hopefullyjesus this is almost 3k characters, why am i so retarded? i wish i could get my point across without the need of having to type out a whole book, i apologize for that
No.75112
>>75111wordswordswords are zarty culture, you are a fast learner
No.75113
>>75112oh nice i didn't even had to learn that, i love you fellas, seriously tho clearly something's wrong with me, i wonder why? probably my insane retardation because NO ONE talks or types like that besides me i suppose and that's terrible, i type out like 1000 characters for something that could be said in less than 100, it's a curse or maybe a blessing? either way i'm glad to be alive at all i got an opportunity many MANY never had
No.75116
>>75113it's fine, we are not on shitter, you don't have to limit your posts to any arbitrary character limit
No.75140
>>75111I didn't mean that soybooru doesn't have it's uses, rather that what you posted exemplified the shovelware tier 'booru dogshit that floods half its damn pages.
>muscular chud but he's [x] showing you [y]Can we get some new material at this point? This isn't funny, unique or new, it's just uninspired slop. And don't let the positive reception fool you, this place just has extremely low standards.
Also, you sound like a neurotic child (no offense, purely an observation)
No.75145
>>75140i think you might just be a nigger
No.75155
>>75129funny if true, she does look like that though and sends her regards to you all, anyway good morning my fellow zaryans or whatever you all call yourselves, can i even consider myself one at this point? when does one become? oh who cares that's not the point, fuck half my face feels terrible like FUCKED UP, i can barely eat anything because of the pain it's terrible i should probably try to eat some more softer stuff or maybe not idk, anyway what i'm trying to say is i'm not sure if i'll be doing much today sadly, but hopefully it'll get a bit better today i do want to do a bit of stuff. love you all may god bless you all!
>>75140i see where you're coming from, yeah can't really debate that, tho wtf am i supposed to do it's not like i am a drawGOD or anything like that, i wish i could draw i do like all art shit and that, music and drawing are all things i do like a bit but am just terrible at those, either way good morning well it's not really morning anymore but who gives a fuck
No.75164
>>75155You aren't limited by your skill, you're limited by your creativity. You feel like you're constrained by how well you can draw because you don't actually have any ideas for what you could make so you default to "buff chudjak No.49". And since you're making such a banal, void, substance lacking inanity, the only quality it has is the quality of the drawing. Try to reach beyond JUST drawing
No.75174
>>75164if only it would be this simple, yes creativity does play a huge part, but you just didn't see the shit i shit out it's terrible, i can't draw
I CAN'T DRAW that's simply the truth i do not have the skill and that's a shame
No.75177
>>75176when the en was on his neck he cried - OFFICER I CANT DRAAAW OFFICER I CANT DRAWWW
No.75178
>>75174>if only it would be this simpleIt really is, refer to
>>75176It's not particularly well drawn but it's a funny post and contributes way more to the liveliness of the site than the 17th variant:muscular_chud subvariant:mymy
It's ok not to make anything if you don't know what to make, eventually you'll get an idea (unless you're just abysmal iq)
No.75179
>>75174Nonsense, you can't draw because you haven't truly practiced shit
Get a pencil, a paper sheet and start tracing random lines, repeat this process for a while, make curves, circles, complex shapes, straight lines, and more, and with some weeks you will gain an adequate hand for drawing.
Drawing is not different from lifting, get your linework reps done NOW
No.75180
>>75174I’m going to be honest, zellig isn’t that difficult to draw. If you wanna tutorial, I can make one.
No.75183
>>75179i haven't done neither sooooo there you have it, i'm a lazy little fuck that cringes all the time over the shit i draw so i stop almost instantly, i just simply can't…
can some of you fuckers teach me please
No.75200
>>75183Just steal somebody's artstyle and incorporate a bunch of shit from different artists while doing what I told you before, then just watch tutorials about anatomy and proportions and lastly try to draw whatever boring shit no matter how cringe it may be, this is the most important, having a little bit of self esteem is crucial to be a somewhat decent artfag
Alternatively let AI do the most of it and learn editing, boom, now you're a proper modern artfag
No.75205
Having great ideas for drawings but lacking skill required to do them hurts like hell
No.75209
>>75180Actual ass but I will suffice
1. Draw a circle over a rectangle of the width
2. Draw body (the rectangle indicates the location of the shoulders)
3. Draw the hair
4. Draw the face. The way Massa draws the face is by having the eyes meet the side of the head.
Make adjustments if needed. My example is extreme crude so look at other’s drawings for help.
No.75210
>>75209Disrespecting Mymy's DFC, lamentable
No.75211
>>75209This nigger gave mymy lemons fucking lynch him
No.75214
>>75213I mean they ain't exactly melons
No.75223
>>75209An actual guide/video would be keyed, although I think it would just boil down to "draw mlp characters first"
No.75231
>>75209i missed that moment where it went from a rectangle with a circle to well the 2nd step, they already got the clothes and everything nigga i can't draw, i remember i once drew maya on my tiny note i still have in my jacket at school, it was terrible and also really tiny but i look at it from time to time to remind myself what i'm existing for
if you niggas convince me enough i just might run downstairs and snap that note thing but it's not worth it, y'all gonna die instantly or something
No.75241
The only way you can learn how to draw is by drawing
No.75242
>>75241Tsmt, start by sketching in class if you need to
No.75255
>>75242nigga i tried, something's clearly wrong with me, it was terrible the only "sketch" thing i drew or whatever is still in my pocket somewhere, i think i might be retarded is this a sign?
No.75257
>>75255didn't try enough, it's something you just have to do for some time and even after doing that you're not going to magically git gvd at it, it could even take years
No.75258
>>75255Bro, just do it, it’s the only way you can get better at it.
No.75263
>>75259Just post it and be done with it it's not hard
No.75269
>>75268everytime i see this maya i get genuine goosebumps it's so fucking scary
No.75335
>>75326obsessed esl privacy facepain pedo
No.75338
>>74969>if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out thereNo one wanted to hear spergy prepubescent Russian accent anyway zaryan, but thanks for the disclaimer.
No.75352
>>75338>Lel nobody wants to goon to the voice of an underage russian kidEvendoe I want
>inbefore belarusian award