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 No.40403

How do I make her real

 No.40404

>>40403
Ropemaxx

 No.40406

>>40404
Meds, I’ll never see her if I do this. Roping removes your chances of ever seeing them entirely.

 No.40407

find nice blonde woman (difficult)

 No.40408

who will like you (impossible)

 No.40409

I can’t even talk to foids

 No.40412

>>40406
Roping immediately transports you to Hyperborea, where all of your dreams come true

 No.40413

>>40412
No it does NOT. It sends you to HELL.

 No.40414

>>40413
Source?

 No.40416

>>40413
If you aren't tranny, it doesn't

 No.40417

>>40416
you end up in the blackest, deepest NIGGERHELL with no way out

 No.40418

>>40416
It sends you to hell whether you’re a tranny or not

 No.40419

>>40414
It’s the TRVTH

 No.40420

search for her in South Africa and the Netherlands.

 No.40421

>>40420
Even if I found her I’d be too scared to talk to her

 No.40422

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>>40421
Pussy

 No.40423

>>40422
It’s THEIR fault or something. They should talk to ME first instead

 No.40424

>summoning the zellig xisters then realizing I cant speak Dutch

 No.40425

>>40424
I WANT COCO TO TEACH ME RAHHHH

 No.40426

>>40425
>summoning the zellig xisters only to find they dont speak english to effectively teach you dutch

 No.40427

>>40426
They are taught to be fluent in school though

 No.40428


 No.40429

>>40403
Je zult nooit echte liefde vinden. weirdo

 No.40430

>>40429
What did you say nigga

 No.40431

>>40430
zelfmoord plegen.

 No.40432

>>40431
Shitskin gorilla nigger

 No.40433

>>40429
googletranslatebabble

 No.40455

sigma

 No.40456

>>40421
skill issue, aldoe it is indeed true

 No.40457

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>>40456
>skill issue

 No.40458

>>40457
I haven't used Twitter for more than 10 minutes in my entire life

 No.40490

t. R_Terra

 No.40562

I want to do a presentatie with coco

 No.40570

>>40413
Hell is fake and so is christianity it's liberally a fucking Jewish religion

 No.40571

>>40570
*literally
This phone is trash and impossible to spell correctly on

 No.40572

>>40570
Did you just say “liberal”y?
You will face the wrath of the magareich SQQN.
<liberally space
Anyways Christianity is an abrahamic religion, saying it’s Jewish is like saying Islam is as well. They’re related, but definitely not the same. It’s definitely not Jewish, Jesus wasn’t Jewish either he was literally the son of God, that transcends shit like race and ethnicity.

 No.40581

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>>40572
No, Our Lord had nationality by His mother Mary, that's to say He was Israelite. The common mistake many Christians and Christian fundamentalists usually do it's that they believe ancient Israel was brown as well as the modern Jews are (as if a significant part of the Middle East wasn't white at that time). Whatever, White colonists of America and even South Africa were sure about they were “saint” (in Calvin's meaning) and therefore the descendants/kindred people of the Biblical Israel (it's closely interconnected, because Israel in the Bible de-facto was the same thing with that Reformed Christians call “Congregation of the Saints”). I think they can be trusted, there's no a single reason to refuse their beliefs.
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Picrel it's me if anyone cares (nobody cares)

 No.40582

>>40581
I've just noticed we haven't tried religionbaiting yet

 No.40603

She is real. They are called Afrikaans women

 No.40606

>>40424
All South Africans can speak English thoughbeit

 No.40616

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how to make woman from dutch cartoon real

 No.40617

>>40616
Meet someone like her in real life

 No.40618

Glad to see you guys are making a tulpa thread

 No.40619

>>40618
tulpa shit is coal, just pray that you meet a hot boer blonde

 No.40620

>>40619
Tell that to this guy >>40616

 No.40621

>>40620
well, you find a kind hot boer blonde irl and force her to dress up as Coco



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