/zellig/ - Ongezellig

i have no fucking clue nigga

maya is libertarian right because xhe wants to goon to tentacle hentai all day without being oppressed

>>81653
keyed

>>81653
wouldn't that be libleft doe

Yfke is lib left. Kiki is lib right. Mymy is auth right. Coco is peak centrist. If Maya’s art taste is to be trusted, she’s auth centre

Koos and Adam sure will be more authoritarian than most of the class, as that's just what growing up in a Slavic or Mongol household will do to a person. Dutch families are more liberal, so others won't soak up views like a sponge into the core of their personalities early on in their worldview development — auth right.
<tulip
Just looking at Henk screams incoming proletariat revolution — auth left.
<agugu
Zoey seems like those silent art hoes who do not engage with anyone IRL and then go to their homes to post on their commie/anarchy little dogshit Tumblr accounts how they hate everyone around them — libleft.

Cleo would be libleft because she's a nigger or something

Rens is a chuddy

Literal reddit thread just fucking shut the website down at this point

>>81662
as opposed to regular xitter repost threads

>>81662
>>81664
Yea let this thread die, and lets all just go back to talking about slavs and pajeets on brabant for the 6 godzillionth time this week

>>81664
Yeah fucking exactly

>>81655
hitler gooned to tentacle hentai therefore it's libertarian right

Coco is pretending to be a centrist but deep down we all know Coco is authoritarian right

>>81691
i do not care about a white woman's political opinions.

>>81692
hi Maya

>>81693
meds

>>81691
She's right but between lib and auth because she's a boer

>>81656
Yfke is literally libertarian incarnate
>Weed
>"NAH MAYNE COCO DINDU NUFFIN SHOWIN' PORN TO DA CLASS AIN'T HURTIN' NOBODY YOU CRACKA ASS VERA

>>81697
It's called porn-addiction, not libertarianism.

>>81698
same thing doe

>>81649
polcomp is too left-coded
It put liberals in AuthRight and anyone who chooses vaguely left wing economic positions on the left even if their other answer are right wing

Was gonna say Reddit but I’m actually gonna pretend to care about this
>NOOOOOOOOOO MUH REDDIT THREAD
Who gives a fuck, this place has been plagued by endless SNCA xitter threads for the past months anyways so clearly we all do care too much about the stuff we pretend to shit on every other few posts
>Long autistic ‘zellig analysis incoming of zoiets
Starting off with Coco’s band, they’re all different flavors of the same Dutch shitlib hivemind. Yfke is a pothead with not a thought behind those aheagaogoogoo eyes and doesn’t seem like the type to give a shit about politics unless it’s about legalizing weed and hugging trees. I’d say she’s somewhere at the very bottom of the green square, very left leaning. From here we can make a jump to the other members of the band. The band is called “Running In The 60s”. With the 60s came the Civil Rights Movement (and what did that bring us, zaryans?). Also came with the introduction of birth control (again, devastating) and Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I have a dream”
>”Marge, how is this relevant?”
The 60s was known for everything leftlibs adore. Cleo is black which naturally puts her somewhere in the green corner as well, but the Y axis is more tricky. On one hand she’d hate police and would likely support BLM, but on the other hand she does strike me as a wannabe commie. So I’m unsure about this one. Next up is Zoey. She looks like she’d be the most authoritarian (but still left) out of the group. However, I think actually political people would scare Coco off. Coco is most likely to be friends with apolitical stoic hippies than people who actually give a fuck about politics. Also I think only Zoey and Cleo would vote
>Reddit space
Maya is 100% a centrist, maybe more lib-leaning than authoritarian, but regarding left vs right thing she’s a fence-sitter. Too indifferent about anything other than her own social struggles to care about those of a collective society. Politics don’t matter to her. She probably doesn’t vote either. Whatever government would be in charge of her country, it would work for her. What happens outside of her own bedroom is none of her concern as she just wants to sit inside and goon all day. Mymy is clearly authoritarian, no doubt about that, but whether she’d be more left or right leaning is difficult to decide. The poster behind her during her presentation in deel 2 was inspired by a Mao poster but there’s a lot about her behavior that overlaps perfectly with online Dutch right-wingers too (talking about her VOC obsession and hatred for Belgium). A lot of communist leaders that we know didn’t practice what they preached so it’s not like the whole left-right bullshit matters when we’re talking about dictators
>or like it fucking matters or works that way at all but for the sake of this thread let’s entertain the delusion that it does
Anyway, if Mymy were to rule over The Netherlands she’d 100% be racist towards Belgians and consider them a different breed, which would make her more right leaning. I’d place her very high up on the Y axis and just a little to the right on the X axis
>agoogoo
Kiki LARPs as a pirate so libertarian and I do not care about the rest. Now let’s let this thread die.

>OH MY A /POL/ITICAL COMPASS?
Alright here's an explanation for every one of them
>Mymy
She uses (((communist))) imagery and makes some (((comments))) about muh heckin' based Congolese BIPOC getting slaughtered but she also shoots for power at every chance possible so she goes right up into Auth
>Adam
Proud Kazakhistani therefore definitely somewhere in the right
>Bert
This like many others will be based upon their clothing and general feels, in this case xhis more traditional clothes suggest he's also on the right
>Henk
Stereotype of the chimney crawler, on the right too
>Ilse
She's a kike
>Sjef
Cucked male therefore on the Left
>Roos
Like many other female characters and women irl, she tends to the Left
>Coco
Neutral-Left because she's a woman and gets heckin' offended by muh racism
>Axel
Stereotypical man in traditional clothes, goes center right
>Tryn
Stereotypical Dutch girl, on the Right too
>Rens
His position is based solely on the fact he looks like a chud
>Stan
All nordics vote left
>Wiel
All mediterraneans vote right
>Cleo
Progressive nigger which will groom Coco into pooning out
>Cato
Woman therefore on the Left
>Maya
She just wants to be left alone and play music and goons to hentai, tending libertarian
>Kiki
She's a literal pirate
>Zoey
Reads gay fics and is a woman, you can't be more left than that
>Goof
ytboi larping as a rastafarian
>Yfke
She only smokes and doesn't give a fuck about anything else
>Koos
Like all slavs she dislikes anything that is considered left, and does drugs

Axel is destined to end up with Coco. He will breed her and make a thousand Aryan-Boer whitemutt super soldier babies for the future of Hyperborea.

>>81921
High effort gem.

>>81921
Maya is up there with Mymy because her favorite painter is Hitler o algo

>>81921
>Koos
>she
Zaryan… How can I tell you?

>>81921
goof is a mutt

>>81933
Erm chud, aryan supersoldiers from Agartha don't goon to hentai

>>81934
Why so bigoted Zaryan, Kvvz is trans and proud

>>81944
>>81934
Koos is actually a Butch Lesbian or however the are LG tvs are dykes

>>81953
No Koos was canonically born in Omsk and got AIDS after mingling with the polish exchange student of the class, Massa said it to me during a paypig call

>>81921
I'm between Bert and Axel ig

>>81921
i'm right next to roos and coco apparently…