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GET HEIST

GET 777777 ON /QA/
FOR ZELLIG
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Who is Nophono?

Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?

According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.

The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".

The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.

The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.



The Backstory of the Man Who Would Become Nophono

Before he was the faceless host of a cursed show, he was a man named Arthur Pendleton (or other similar, mundane names in various tellings).

Who He Was:

Arthur was a late-night public access television technician and aspiring children's show host in the early 1980s. He was a quiet, unassuming, and somewhat nervous man—deeply passionate about creating joyful, educational content for children but plagued by social anxiety and a lack of industry connections. He was the kind of man who felt invisible, which is why he obtained his CCW permit; he felt a need to protect himself in a world he found increasingly unpredictable.

The Project:

He poured all his savings, time, and soul into creating a pilot for his dream show, "Nophono's Happy Hour" (the name being a play on "phono" for sound, representing his hope to bring sound and joy). He built the sets himself, designed the puppets, and wrote all the songs and scripts. It was low-budget, awkward, but made with genuine heart.

The Tragedy:

The most common version of the story involves a terrible event, often a studio fire or a botched robbery. Arthur was at the studio late at night, working alone. Intruders broke in, or an electrical fault sparked a blaze. Panicked and fearing for his life, Arthur reached for his unregistered revolver.

In the robbery version, a confrontation ensued. Arthur may have fired the weapon, perhaps killing someone, an act of violence that shattered his gentle psyche in the very place he built for joy.

In the fire version, he was trapped. The synthetic materials of his sets and puppets burned quickly, releasing toxic fumes. The fire disfigured him, melting the features from his face and destroying everything he loved.

The Transformation:

This traumatic event—a violent collision of his dream and his fear in the very temple he built for it—didn't just kill Arthur Pendleton. It unmade him. The location of his passion and his trauma became a psychic scar on reality itself.

The entity that emerged was no longer Arthur. It was a broken, silent record of that moment of terror, doomed to endlessly replay a distorted, horrific version of the show he tried to create.
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https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13559622.html#13559710
retard unix time stamps that have 16 in the front are from 2023
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>2020
<did you just fucking that coally forced meme FUCK YOU GET OUT OF /qa/ BACK TO [s4s]
>2025
<do you not not muh hecking troonslop go back you fuggen X boogeyman
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>snca
Here's 'ven 'cord server archive
Zoot, zuz and many zarty oldfags included here btw
https://files.catbox.moe/r9dxgp.zip
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TURN IT ORANGE

Currently /qa/ is filled with brimstone, let's gem it up by oranging the log up (partially done on first 3 pages)
<Let's give em something to look at. Catalog's looking real orange today
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+=BREAKING NEWS=+
lesotho flag found on 4chan
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>Forcing multiple people to become one
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
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'zellig and Christianity

<A bad tree cannot bear good fruit
Considering the fact that Massa was drawing smut of cartoon characters before his "career", how can we separate that filth from 'zellig?
>erm ackchually.. separate the art from the artist!
How come? How is that even possible? Art isn't something so BANAL as that. Everything one creates (in fact it's not even creation in question, but rather all of our actions) proceeds from the soul.
>
I hope you have read the 'farms report on him. His team is of course full of libs, which makes the content libcoded. You may not even see it explicitly, but deep down the secular, postmodern, NIHILISTIC values are transferred to the product.
>
Is "baptizing" 'zellig doomed to fail?
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>mom
>dad
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It's amazing how troons seem so close to actually getting it sometimes.
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Sherdee got DDoSed recently

And it's completely broken with site having a shit ton of problems
Sharty is in the state of destructive authoritarianism
/soy/ gets spammed everyday with shit, half of the 'log is NAS coal
/pol/ threads are not even political
/qa/ gets spammed and its quality drops from not good to extremely bad
Other major boards are not being used properly
A ton of shitty dead boards with less than 5000 posts
Everyone new to this website are not even from xitter, but from instagram, shittok and other garbage normie socials
Average nusoi is 14-15 years old, that's why it feels like we're talking to fucking retards
Everyday some user of the site gets exposed
New jannies especially mediators have somali tier intellect
Staff cares about shitty Suck Shit 13 events and not repairment of the website
Gay faggots are allowed to roam this website
Quote would rather ddos gigacucks than 'oodists
/gem/cucks are allowed to ruin the website with their janny-approved attentionwhoring
Jannies give special attention namefags, totally not good
Nusois are too focused on raids and not making gems
Second Soypocalypse is coming
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Why so much merimutts have an autistic syndrome or other diseases. this needs to stop
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Zaryan /fa/ general

What do Zaryans wear daily? Collared shirts? Shorts and a t-shirt? Do you dress like normiefags or skinheadGODS?. Personally, I wear jeans, a leather belt, a tucked-in plaid collared shirt, work boots, and sometimes a trucker cap with a local business on it (depending on my mood). No, this is not a glowie thread so cease your investigation.
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Question

Why Millenials/Older Gen Z(1997-2003, 2004) are so horny(they always want to have sex), liberal and retarted/boring, it always fucking them and rarely late gen z(except spics, midwits and other niggers, they are always horny and retarted)

also they always whine on internet about their problems which is SNCA
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ESL of the Year award 2025?
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zaryans we should zem up this candyfag 'tube channel

post zemmy comments and harass them with zellig o algo

https://www.youtube.com/@%E0%B7%86BirthdayGirlOhio%E0%B7%86/videos
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Favourite music thread

What's your favourite music? Mine is nine inch nails the hand that feeds.
https://youtu.be/xwhBRJStz7w?si=oslV4sQHXyhqJSJM
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does anyone know where I can find kruidnoten in the United States of America?
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Misato VVON. Vera VVON. Hags VVON. Only paedophiles will disagree.
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/ZMG/ ZARTY MUSIC GENERAL

GIB JE FAVORITE SONGS HERE! CRITIQUE AND DISCUSS YOUR MOST ADMIRED ARTISTS!
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Jevil

chaos chaos
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N'oss
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anyone have any good resources to learn coding/programming? there's so much shit out there and it's impossible to know what's worth my time and what isnt
mostly just interested in web development if that matters
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Brimstone

Why zarty filled with 'artyccucks o algo
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SOTM Board
SOTM Website
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does anyone here use the shiwi
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Hey guys you know I'm about to get chased by my local glowies these days and I deleted all my chud gallery for obvious reasons but then found out it's all still saved in the google cloud so I still can post picrels on the site and care not about my safety
<my face right now
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ITT we post gemmy songs
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zaryans i might need help

so uh i sent a random email with an image of a soyjak to some school principal in kentucky or something and apparently its a crime what do i do
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KILL ALL NUSOICACAS

TOTAL NUSOINIGGERS DEATH, EXTERMINATE, KILL ALL NUSOI PESTS, CREATE CONCENTRATION CAMP BOARD FOR THEM LIKE SS ZARYAN GESTAPO O ALGO
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Seetheralds and a 70% trvke from the 'ru
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'jak him
>when you tell him you dont want the latest nintendo game
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'dist 'TTP Officer destroys his house after his mother takes his ' P drive and goes outside for the first time
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/cg/ Christianity General

+=Christianity General #1: Empty Tomb Edition=+
All denominations are welcome here. Theological discussion/debate is allowed and encouraged, but please do so in a spirit of charity; we're all brothers in Christ here.
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A nigglet adventure thread

Sheeiit man! Ts a nigglet, a small nigger-like goy who likes to do nigger things
What will he do? first two replies command what this nigglet does next!
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sharty made it on niggerddit again, and its getting compared to 4cuck again GEEEEEEEEEEEG its so done for
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New proto-IAS just dropped
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Is archiving worth it? In my opinion, it's not.
>why?
Because no sane person would look through archives to see snca and irrelevant media.
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TND video

There was this edit of Ongezellig where ADD was replaced with TND, and there was Daft Punk playing at the end. Is there anywhere I could find it?
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Zute origin story
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Zarty won

Shartyniggers lost
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CONTEST

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/736999.html
GET TO WORK
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Are shemmy refugees welcome on this site?
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Michigan is better than Ohio
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Old frootcord leak

Has shown that frootcord has atleast 1 zaryan in its ranks
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zarty won

ZARYANS WON
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Nigger List

Put famous niggerstrannies from soyjACK 'arty here

"SAAAR I AM WHIT SAR"
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Unpopular opinion

Post your unpopular opinions here
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shemmy is back

https://gemsoy.party/
dont delete this im not breaking any rules, this is brand new and i just want its existence to be known
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AryanSupersoldier

Good old times when Chuds and oldGODs was based compared to now in soyjACK party
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idk what to post
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What would be your reaction if you saw tranie sheboon like this
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hello zaryans

what is our opinion on crystal.cafe
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how are zaryans enjoying silksong
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I may or may not have been convinced by nusois into becoming a BNWO BBC sissy. What should I do? Why do I always take ironic shit too far? I'm scared Zaryans.
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thought on the VOC and WIC?
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does anyone know where the Pages for
Axel, roos, Adam, Goof, Stan, Wiel, Tyrn, Rens, Bert,Ilse (the jew), Henk, Cato, Zoey, and Sjef went or have they not been made yet? this is for the Wiki.
(Don't mind Coco slave Image of Cleo that's urelated.)
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what is a chud watch brand that will impress the chicks?
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Joseph Kramer

About the "white" population in America. Have you ever thought about why white Americans (Amerimutts) are not actually fully white? I can tell that they are either mixed (Italians, Southern European descent) or have some percentage of Jewish blood. That is why in America, they follow a non-white religion called "Christianity," which was originally a Jewish cult created in Israel. Christianity in Rome was like Islam today because the Romans knew that Christianity was a Jewish plague and wanted to destroy it. Anyway, all I can say is that the only real white population is in the South (mostly of German, Celtic, and Anglo-Saxon descent), but unfortunately, they are being replaced over time by immigrants from other states or non-white populations that came to the South. Look at Texas; many people think it's a conservative state, but Texas has long been a non-white, semi-liberal state. There is some hope that the real white population will rise again and take power in America, like the Patriot Front. All I can say - stop being ignorant nigger, accept paganism and stop listening to jewish/meximutt influencer like Nik Jewentes, that's simple, christianity fucked up America.
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Zarty won

Shartyniggers lost
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the obssesed nusoi

im so friggin tired of all this prejudice and hate agaisnt us zelligers and nusoicacas these xitter immifrgats thinks they can treat us like nikocados avocados coinsot im gona attack rhe xitter headquartefs and capture elon musk and you will all remmeber this thread
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Man the sharty is so coal now
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Using embed feature on the zarty as an alternative to Adblock
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saar add /milf/ saar
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What are zaryans opinions on Kuz, he was important figure for 'lig prosperity on Sharty
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Yup

Christniggers are so retarted that they tried to ban me, proving that nothing is more pathetic than praising kyke god
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aryantism thread general

I love autistic people honestly (not the tranny kind nor the vegetable type)
Seeing their obsession with trains and other techno-nigger-majiggies, using said interests and mixing them with cartoons is absolute a24 kino
<example
Do you see this? this is aryan art that fully captures the favstian spirit
neurotypicaltrannies are confused on why they do this and often stereotype them for being the vegetable kind which autists justifiably in turn lash out at them
Now I humbly request that (you) post autistic sovllfvll art that isn't trannygoonershit
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How big of a lost media is no tranime penguin ?
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KYS christards

Christniggers are not white


Wotan won
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DOWN SOUTH MEX
DOWN SOUTH MEX
IF YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD NOTHIN' WHAT WOULD YOU DO
DOWN SOUTH MEX
I'M PLUG DEAL FOOL
THOUSAND DOLLAR SHADES, THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOES
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<No posts in 2 hours.





Zelligsisses?
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>So we're the TransFlies and we're here to tell you why you should make a trek across America to join our Communist movement where we experiment on people to find a cure. Also Clicker Rights are Hu-
>ACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
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Why does the zarty so fucking butthurt about me posting videos on this site o algo.
>oh my fauci! Looks like you posted a videorino!
>Would be bad if it took way to long and it just didn't fucking send because zoot is a massiven nigger who can't code a imageboard so i can fucking videos nigga!
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https://www.reddit.com/r/schizoposters/comments/1naboom/51_to_0_kd/
Turns out reddit is less rulecucked than we thought
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Why doesn't this pedophile fuck off
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We got an actual shooter and it's one of us
https://x.com/KitCombine
https://www.tiktok.com/@kiteracer14w
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/us/colorado-high-school-shooter-identified.html
How fucked are we on a scale from 1 to thrembo?
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Never forget that thing happened

The ‘sisters haven’t forgotten about that fateful day, have you???
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I don't like consooming content.

I don't understand how online normies would waste hours of their life just doomscrolling over social media and consooming content just for their dopamine hits. I feel nothing after doing so in less than a few minutes at best, and I feel more better when I create stuff. Why bother?
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>And das y ytm*n need to bee wiped from existance. Now onto the important part: muh donatio- I mean reparations
<Hitler, I am starting to get tired
^Well said! As an ally of the BIPOX community it is my duty to support such a bold and fearless take in this age of fascism! Mind linking me your PayPal?
DID SOMEONE SAY YTBOI EXTINCTION?
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I'm thinking of starting up a imageboard but I'm completely inexperienced can you guys give me some advice on how to start one? Stuff like what software to run it on, where to buy domains, how to advertise it.
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Sigmablogs part 1

THE IMPORTANCE OF LOVE, AND HUMANITIES EAGERNESS TO FORGET IT

When youre born into this world youre left alive by nothing but unconditional love and affection from your parents, to zero benefit to themselves they cater to your needs and as you grow this affection falls into normalcy to you, you forget how valuable it is and how it was the thing that kept you alive when you needed it the most

le heckin peer reviewed studies show orphans (people without parents) show lower IQ scores, same goes with any animal or being this is experimented on, love is quite litterally the thing that grows you as a person and this is why i think its so important to be as much of a loving person as possible

If love can grow the singular mind of one person 10-20 iq points higher in their childhood, imagine how much further it could grow our collective minds as a society if we were more loving to one another? why are many of us ashamed to tell friends of ours we love them, or for some even their parents?

The word magic originates from the ancient word magi, or you may more recognise as "mage", magi meant a wise person and back then people believed wisdom came from studying the infinite, so theyd study whatever they thought was never ending like the stars, their thoughts, mathematics and ect, but in this universe theres only one true infinite thing, and that is love
Out of all emotions you can only hold them for so long till they slip through your fingers like sand, but you can love forever, if a mother and a child was alive forever the mothers unconditional love would never fade away, love is a feeling no one has a shortage of, so pour your heart out to all of those around you, even if they reject your love at first or forever dont gate your love from them
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Are they right?

>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"

- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "

- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."

- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and raisin that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”

- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire… this religion… It is so important that superheroes suffer… I don't give a damn, I raisin on the United States."

- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"

- Alan Moore

>"It’s produced by humans who can’t stand looking at other humans. And that’s why the industry is full of otaku!"

- Hayao Miyazaki

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that… There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."

- George Lucas
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how do you 'oog in your posts
the gif
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I made this giga a while back but people stopped posting that shitty meme right after I did so and now it's just collecting dust in my folder ganna kms
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OH NONONO NUSOIS
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I'm a nusoi I came to this strange board hoping I could learn a bit 'bout how to post on /qa/ but since I came here felt the berries and the brimstone finding myself falling for every possible bait thread LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I'm a young caca in this very strange board hoping I can learn a bit 'bout what is coal and gem
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GET HEIST ON /SOY/

YOU VILL STEAL 13 MILLYS

FROGNIGGERS MUST NOT SUCCEED
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datamining thread
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What would you do if a frogkike call you a nusoi?
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ITT we make a list of dutch/zellig adjacent music.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IIoBxbqwtg&pp=ygUGam9vc3Qg0gcJCbIJAYcqIYzv
Joost has some gemmy music.
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WE NEED YOU
To join the rebellion against everything that makes nusoyshpere a frootist niggercoal shithole that we were once proud of and now ashamed to be associated with. Instead emulating what made kuz's sharty infinitely more enjoyable, from the unfiltered gore, faction thread raiding(when we get big enough), and decentralized posting mediums where you can speak without direct intervention of a power-tripping janny. To the lack of trite, meaningless imageboard bureaucracy made in order to sanitize the sharty and have it ripe for advertising, often at the lack of quality which naturally terraformed it into another faggot safespace, which in turn led to the userbase simply being degraded over time as any post-soypocalypse newcaca would get mentally conditioned to ruin our cvltvre. That's how the newteen lost his GODhood and why replies aren't as witty, soyquotes aren't as funny, threads aren't as creative, raids and doxes aren't as successful, and the OC is drying up. It's a cultural shift you can't convey to any reelclitty who hasn't experienced the culture before it shifted(the only way to show them is to shift it back), before the froot era. Before xhe and xer frootcordtranny croneys positioned us to for this very shift, for us be on a steady, and recently sharp decline via brute force moderation and coalification, the froot is the culprit, the froot is the culprit. rip soyjak dot party… though it came back from the dead 8 days ago and can be resurrected again if you join us
>larps as kuz and tries to derail it with troonslop coomer threads to make him look bad
<site ends up being gemmier than its ever been in years anyway
self own of biblical proportions. after this humiliation, froot should reclaim his honor through livestreamed suicide. and say what you want about kuz, it doesn't matter xhe has 0 involvement in thekuzzy.win and never will and for good reason, Kuz is dead.
<Long Live Kuz
TOTAL froot DEATH
[LINK NOW REDIRECTS TO CHINNY]
though you may blame xittercorddditreelstok for what happened to the sharty, and thouth you'd be half right, We believe a strong and powerful sharty would either turn newkids gemmy or turn them away, in fact we KNOW this to be true because we've witnessed it. On april 1st and 2nd what I saw gave me hope I though I lost forever, I saw the best of both newteens and oldteens and i can only describe what ib.kolyma.org was as dazzlingly fertile memetic soil that could have lasted us a decade maybe longer. Remember that 'pasta about how the sharty was the reincarnation of 2004cuck/b/? well for the first time in years it was true again. And so we splintered off in order to retvrn, Mymy has joined us, so what are you waiting for (the 'site works sometimes)
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>are there any ongezellig accounts that aren't hitlerites???
>watched it recently and liked it a lot but seems like the fanbase took Mymy's ultra nationalism at face value so everyone I've seen so far seems like a n-ACKKKKK!!!!!
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Sharty is over

It's over, admin 6 is here
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'TOOOOSSSSSS
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Why are the threads here so old?
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>I support eugenics and the euthanization of children with undesirable traits
<Eh, listen to this stupid chud, if this was actually done he would be the first one to be aborted. As if they'll ever do that anyways, we're not nazis
^And in the latest news the executive of Canada has just approved the euthanization of children with genetic defects
<
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<some of the top posts on >>>/zellig/ were threads made less than a month ago
total board revival?