Catalog (/qa/)

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Schlogcraft is finally open and welcomes the entire soysphere (Except the j*ssy) to join!
144.217.248.141:25579
https://files.catbox.moe/zcpv7d.mrpack
Use an mrpack compatible launcher (fjord, prism, modrinth, multimc, poly, polly, o algo) and just add the mrpack, it'll the instance set up automatically.
I hope you all enjoy yourselves and I can't wait to see you there!
(check the drive it's the modpack janny)
MAKE JAPSTERDAM.

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BACKUPPPP WE NEED BACKUP HEEEELPPPPPPPPPPPP WE;RE BEING APED BY CORDERS
-1169, -992
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-865,-377,-5

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>use the sharty at 14
>gets banned??
>try’s the shlog
>banned
>trys to talk with people in the soy sphere
>they either block or unadd me and say I need help
>same with Sharty admins
Jeez what now

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found this cool looking whatever it is art on some obscure SPVA video with 5k views and tried to search for it but google or any other engine shows 0 RESULTS is it possible some talented artistcaca on sharty made this as OC?

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help

Youtube is being a Selfish Obese Kike with its (((anti-adblock))) shit.
Now I cant watch ARYANzellig without being subliminally messaged by ZOG

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esl esl oneshot

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How do I make an A.I song like this https://youtu.be/g6bGtxtv4I8?si=eYJ6VPuVVFoRBYDG

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I can't deny KKK is very aesthetic

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Any zaryans into esoteric satanism?

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Vibe for the night

Goede nacht ofzo my european timezone bros

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Anybody else gonna watch Albania vs Serbia today? I feel like shit is gonna go down between the spectators of the stadium because they hate eachother alot due to their nationalistic views

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It's exam season soon, good luck Zaryans with studying and passing the obsessed exam. (you) vvill save the test

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'lig (almost) lost media

Hey, I remember there was an AI cover on "Lemon Tree" (by Maya) on ZelligPartyArchive, and I noticed that jewtube has blocked that cover. Can someone upload it in replays? Also, as far as I know, there were a lot of zellig videos (mostly covers) on yt which have been deleted, so if you have files of those you can upload them as well.

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Ongezellig

Hoe werkt deze webiste lowkeyli

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sneeding the feed

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ts pmo on foenem grave

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if you could show one image to every single person in the world what would it be? picrel unrelated

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pick your wife

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well froot rangebanned all the IPs of my mobile data service in my county….

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Happy Pride Month!

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The Sharty is ubearable, literally owned by a discord pedophile (Froot)

What makes you think Fr00t tr00n didn't make all of the "sharty is sold!" Drama, just to stop getting hate?

For the last months before the supposed sharty acquisition, fr00t, the pedo tranny admin, was getting a lot of hate. I suppose that this troon, as narcisistic as he is, forged this in order to change persona and stop getting the hate he was getting.

There is a reason why fr00t larps as anti-pedo so much, he doesn't want people to even think he might be a pedo troon, his cord also wants the same. But it's clear as water that fr00t is one of the most 'cord owned faggot admin we have ever had

And he is such a butthurt pedotranny that he will permaban anyone who slanders his brown ass and his pedocord

Picrel: My bans for slandering froot and his pedocord

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convince me to go to the store and get something to eat ITT i'm hungry as fuck but lazy as fuck as well. klaus schwab told me that i will eat nothing and be happy but i'm not happy at all nigga.

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There's currently an uptick of drawfoids on the sharty making gems, do you think the zarty would experience something like this?
(Same drawfag in both picrels btw)

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NIGGERTRRERWESARFDS this stupid adobe bullshit i literally changed ZERO (0) things but for some reason today it's completely fucking BROKEN i tried everything but nothing works stupid premiere pro stupid adobe fuck them all i'm going to sleep also my heart hurts a lot hopefully i won't fucking die today

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Best splinters

1. Schlog
2. Shiwi
3. Zarty

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How easy is it to replicate Massa's artstyle?

Personally, I can do it but I prefer maintaining my own for authenticity.

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Anyone have this specific image?

I remember seeing this one image, (it was on this site). The subject of said image wad about killing yourself peacefully, the only thing I remember from it was that it showed/mentioned a helium tank, and a reminder/pro tip that if you do it a certain/the wrong way it would be painful (I would like to mention that I'm not suicidal, just curious).

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NBA YOUNGBOY FREE

Zelligcacass we cotton picker won!

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I was conceived in Saudi Arabia by an unmarried couple. My entire existence from birth is Haram.

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Oh no no no

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hey zaryans does anyone want to play 'craft with me? i was thinking of 1.12.2 with hbm's nuclear tech mod it's pretty keyed also zoot please don't rape me i'm just bored and wanted to play 'craft or something

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all the advises about finding a gf sound like a total bullshit to me cuz they are all contradictory

>uh you shouldn't care about what girls fins attractive, just stop TRYING, just be yourself and you will find one cuz girls are when you aren't being urself!
>in that case I am myself, as a man I enjoy feeling manly, so I go to gym to be muscular cuz I like being muscular, and I enioy manly hobby such as cars
>uh well actually men think girls find being masculine and doing masculine things attractive, but actually they do not. they actually like flamboyant guys who read books and like feminine stuff blah blah blah, maybe actually listen to women what they find attractive

or:

>man just stop trying to find a girl because that makes you look imposing yourself on her, just stop trying, be completely casual, you wilk just find one naturally, just focus on your life and your goals
>I stop trying to find a girl, I just focus on myself and my life, studying and going to gym and trying to make money. however, somehow, that doesn't magically bring me a gf
>uhhh but it's because you aren't even trying yknow you gotta put yourself out there and talk to her, show that ur interested, make a first move blah blah blah



vented on dutch anime site award

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Help me on this level

I'm on level 1488 on TND simulator
How do I defeat Goybeater and Biggernigger?

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Is the OC gemerald dead? It just played the south shall rise again.

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Zelligcacas how was your day?

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Where do I order flags?

I can't seem to find any National Socialist (Nazi) or Confederate flags online, maybe I'm just not searching hard enough. (IMAGE NOT RELATED)

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Guys I just got 2 liters of raw milk should I drink it?

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Help sharty raid this raisin foid board gegg https://crystal.cafe/b/
As you will see, we have already chuded it up with poojeet gems gegg

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The zarty

Hi zartyrans, idk what to post but keep it up!

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Girls i would have considered a stellar girlfriend material with similar interests would still rather fuck niggers than members of her own tribe. And they tell us to not be subverted by blackpillers.

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Glistening, shining new 'blox melty just dropped

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Zelligcaca. I'd like to chat

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dead nigger site award

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What's up nuzellig. Can we be friends again?

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are my glasses to big mymy?

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Jannies really?

Nigger racemixing jokes (Which was a crime since recently) is ok but Pepe in a way which is not even offending Zaryans are not OK?

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The school shooting game is not working

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BLUEBERRY DA GOAT

Da best or what?

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Woman respect thread

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coswork website

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Frooty Troon OHNONONONO

Apparently there is a Frootcord
and they even leak other IPs lol
Froottroonsisters your response?!

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They somehow made this Doom shit

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I had a dream about a girl last night, so this is your warning-
SNCA AHEAD
So it begins with me being late for curfew at my house. This fat chick rolls up on a motorcycle and asks me if I need a ride. I tell her yes, and explain why. She decides to go extra fast for me, and we end up crashing into a ditch, killing her, because we flew 100 feet into the air, on par with dream logic. I wander into the swamp near the highway and set up a camp. Suddenly, these weeds wrap around my legs and begin to pull me through the swamp. Try as I might, I couldn't stop it. It pulls me to this mobile home in the middle of the swamp, and I find out a squirrel was controlling the weeds to bring me here. I wander into the house and meet the girl; she has long, soft brown hair with warm brown eyes, a pretty face and skinny body, and she had all the traits I pray to find in a girl- cute, shy, kind, sweet, etc. She just had this THING about her that made me know she was the one- we talked for a little while, and she told me that her father was abusive, and she also lived with her mother. I hear her father yelling like a drunk in the room next to us, and hear him coming to see what was going on.I found a shotgun on a dresser next to the front door, and as soon as I found some shells for it, her mother walked in. I casually ask her if the gun takes 12 or 20 gauge, and she casually tells me 12 (birdshot). So I load up a couple rounds, and wait at the door for her father to come so I could fucking kill him. Now the rest of this is fuzzy; I, for some reason, didn't kill him, but I guess nobody had a problem with me staying there, and he didn't beat the fuck out of me. The next thing I remember, I saved her from getting beat, and she hugged me- I felt the hug, I could feel her hands, arms, and breasts touching me, I could feel her warmth, I haven't been hugged in a long time, Zaryans, I'm oh so lonely. Then I woke up. I miss her so much, she was perfect. I wish she existed, I loved her. What kind of God dangles the thing I want most in front of me and takes it away? Especially in this economy, we're finding a girl like this that is easier to find in your dreams. I feel like I should tell the internet racists this because I feel like you niggas would understand my problem, better than anyone in my life could, due to them being mindless hedonistic faggots. This dream made me cry for the first time in years. By the way, this lucid dream was way longer, and had way more detail, etc, but I couldn't remember much of it, only the major parts. Just in case you thought this seemed choppy, it was quite smooth and realistic for a dream.

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I recently saw that my friends have various things glued in their rooms that reflect their personality, so I decided to decorate my room too

I decided to start with some soyjaks glued to the pc that I made in my notebooks

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Libtard faggots are hoping to disrupt a remigration protest in England tomorrow but, they're retards and left an open Eventbrite page and Google form open to leave your name publicly on the list. Let's spam it and get TND on the list GEG. Let's wreak havock
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/stop-fascist-britain-first-tickets-1330302543719
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc18hO9C_IXSjEvvRc2DmYWUmms7rXUtJVx4bQC3qO6UmfXsA/viewform?usp=header

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a frogclittycel infiltrated the janny team and deleted my autismerald so i am posting it again
>soyjaks.party /qa/ population census 09.29.23

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Rape is real you incel nazis

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Jannies will never ban you for saying gross things about the beebeesee because they love it

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What games are you playing?

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begging someone to make a noteblock cover of HH by Ye

are there any minecraft noteblockGODs in here? i really want to put the new kanye song into my world in noteblocks but i can't really find any MIDIs to convert nor do i have the proper knowledge to make one myself, if YOU know how to make shit with noteblocks please help, doesn't have to be overcomplicated or anything would be even better actually because i could actually recreate that in my world, thanks in advance even though i probably won't get any reppeys or at least what i need but it's worth a shot btw if you do make that thing please record how you built it i don't want a stupid litematica thing whatever the fuck it is i don't have it i tried to install that shit but i just couldn't for some reason.

also if anyone wants to play minecraft with me let me know i was thinking of starting a new playthrough again and i would love to play with some fellow zaryans (even though i am not one myself) or something o algo

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What if you were in your room with a stiffy and Mustard walked in and said, "it's manager time!" and just started throating your wood

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This thread is under occupation from /pol/

You may freely post Nazi related stuff here.

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Hi, Yotsuba here! What a wonderful place you have here? Can I crash in for a while? What is this "Ongezellig" stuff? I hope all of you are welcoming of me! :3

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Negan

'gan on the 'og

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(((froot))) is selling the sharty
hopefully the next owner isnt as retarded as him

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Is this place dead ev&doe it's AmeriGOD hours?

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I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP

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the gaslight district

watch the dutch version she sounds like mymy

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What are you listening to?

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What do we do about the fact that both of the 2 most active imageboards out there are ruled by tyrants and cordniggers treating them like their personal fiefdoms which is slowly strangling the life out of the site.
>inb4 show stats
https://eylenburg.github.io/altchans.htm
although the sharty has shown an increase in PPD this is mostly just due to recent events and a dead cat bounce from former users coming to check out the site, actual PPD is somewhere around 18,000-10,000 and lower.
>how does this affect us
these sites supply new users and life to other imageboards like in an ecosystem. 4chan dying during the hack briefly revived a lot of altchans but in turn many users simply just left for other places that weren't imageboards becuase of the lack of variety or simply weren't just informed, there actually aren't a lot of imageboards out there left that actually give rise to good discussion that attracts a lot of people (like a big tent) with the only exception being 4chan. most imageboards are too niche or are run 10x worse than the sharty or 4chan which means that most people will just leave becuase they don't want to bother with that with way less PPD and PPH.
Thoughts?

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new happyroadkill

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my wisdom tooth just punctured my gum/cheek and good Lord it hurts

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Hello? any of the Schoppenboer girls home? Mymy? Coco? Maya? Can we talk?

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frog on the log

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DECLARATION OF WAR

OUR FELLOW ZARYANS ON THE SHARTY ARE BEING PUSHED AROUND AGAIN AND THIS TIME FOR NO REASON AT ALL. THE /DEM/KIKES THINK THAT THEY CAN SIMPLY GET RID OF US. WELL FUCK NO! WE MUST RECLAIM THE /QA/.

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them doritos be hitting good though. got like 4 bags nigga

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ZELLIGARYANS HELP US SHARTEENS SOME DNB SPLINTER IS DEFACING OUR MURAL
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1235,-335,5

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hello

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You WILL do this experiment

1. Go to your kitchen and get a metal spoon, tea spoons are alright doe
2. Get a lighter or candle, the bigger the better
3. Get duct tape next, wrap around 4 to 6 layers around the handle
4. Start heating the spoon with the lighter or candle for around 2 minutes, make it seriously hot
5. Go to a faucet or sink and turn on cold water
6. Hold the spoon under the faucet
7. Dr. Fauci and Cobson will now be proud of you

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Wordswordswords reddit essay about 'zellig, albeit he talks about us at 1:22:20

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the sharty is going to raid the site

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New toss just dropped

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Zooty zoot buy the sharty

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If you came from hit tweet from X, you aren't welcome here. Go grift somewhere else, but not here nusoi.

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How do we fight the increasingly more and more rulecucked state that the splinters and sharty are in