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ZoomerGODS and AlphaDEITIES are literally the most racist and keyed generation in our lifetime. Boomerfags and Millenialtroons go on and on about how soft and sensitive the new generation is compared to how it was 10, 20, 40 years back. But they fucking WISH they could make gemmy as fuck videos like these showing off how deranged the NewGen are calling for TND, TTD, TKD, T_D and laughing at others' misfortune. When Boomers and Shitlennials die out and it's all zoomers, alphas, betas, whatever to roam the earth, we'll finally progress and achieve Cacaborea soaring through the stars in our A10 spaceships, frfr nocap.
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itt we post our favorite blogs
I'll start
https://www.fightwhitegenocide.com
https://dailystormer.in/
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I cordially invite you!

I would just advise you not to do "nigger things" with these bots because… I… see…everything.

You can kill them in a brutal way, you can be friends with them and even complain about your problems, but not… I don't want to finish this sentence.

Bye 👋🏼
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Where can I find more of Rhubarb-15s art?
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Ginga>Zellig
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Aryan just means proto-Indonesian or however hyperkoreans poured msg in Jomon occupied western interior seaway killing trillions of jomon and proto-Han 6 billion years ago
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Zaryans, what's your favorite kind of cheese? Mine's cheddar.
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jarty shuts down
https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html
About time geg
Picrel is mandatory spandam
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How the hell do porn artists keep up with drawing the most degenerate gooner shit imaginable? Forget being a gooner for one moment, imagine being the crusty grimey faggot who has to constantly look at porn references and think of stuff like "does this pose make it look sexier" or "how big should I make her tits and ass look?" or "I hope a lot of people will be cranking their dicks out to this one" And being forced to think that way in order to make Shitter money from tranny gooner faggots.
Porn rots the soul, but producing it absolutely kills it and I can't imagine having to make that shit for a living if it has to constantly be on my mind if I wished to make it look good.
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Does anyone have the ongezellig Anki deck for learning dutch?
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what's your eye color, zellingniggers.
I bet you're all t50 black haired shitkins.
post your eye pic here
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Dead Internet Theory For Example Soyjak.Party

When I come here, I always see the same posts over and over again. Do you think Froot is specifically botting his site to attract new users from alt-chans?
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QA = GENERAL TOPICS

This board, if it wasnt clear enough before, is for ALL KINDS OF TOPICS, not just sharty related.

Talk about anything you wish, as long as its in the boundaries of da rules.
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Oh man, 'toss is NOT missing with this one
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Can /o/ have date feature?
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>haven't visited sharty in a while
>go to check up on it
>100 new boards on the top bar
>/nate/ unlocked
>/q/ promoting some pseudo discord server or some shit
>/qa/ deader than ever
>most active thread on /soy/ is people arguing about whether real women or trannies have better pussy
It's so fucking over
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/v/

any updates/expected updates to /v/????? it was pretty nice it would be cool if there was more content
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i love you guys
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What do (you) think of my coal collection
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It's me Heavenly, the Swedish niche Internet micro-celebrity trust me, 76% of you won't know who i am but to the rest, KILL ALL NIGGERS NOW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SO I CAN MARRY MYMY NOW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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found this on sharty's /qa/. What are your thoughts on this?
https://archive.marge.moe/qa/thread/339125
https://archive.md/uyhCs
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so when does this IB shuts down?

zoot said xhe was going to shut down this IB soon
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Everyone is a tranny on this website (except me).
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Ads in sharty?
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secured the 100 get on 'arty /zellig/

https://soyjak.party/zellig/thread/29.html
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i wanna be famous before i turn 29
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I love you
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I wish Mymy did enact Offsitercaust

I guess this 'bob would be a symbol of the offsite strangers which are usually coming from the dippest coal mines of Zoutpansberg
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Hi guys i just came here from tiktok i dont understand what this website is someone explain pls
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/SOY/ 7444444 GET IS COMING UP STEAL IT NOW LESS THAN 300 POSTS LEFT
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RDR2bros…
Is this how it is?
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still cant believe the made sonic go to jordan
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google
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peek a boo, i found you
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Kill niggers, curbstomp niggers, show niggers gore for 78 hours
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why does school have to fucking exist
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king gizz show aug 30th Asheville NC

Got an extra ticket to the king gizzard and the lizard wizard show on aug 30th, in Asheville nc. If you’re in the area don’t be a pussy, let’s go.
Discord is pineland_national7792.
Also FOR THE RECORD the guy in the screen capture that massa is responding to is me
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Hello zaryans, we need to know where Mg(OH)2 + HCl = MgCl2 + H2O is made, we are in school, pls help.
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mfw throw poop at the soysphere
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The Shemmy is currently down
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What are some good voice cloning sites
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Salutations
Life got the best of me tbh :/
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Salutations
Anyways here's a zem I guess
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jigaboo ahh /qa/
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Rectification

There are three types of sexual paraphilias, they are:

pedophilia – sexual attraction to prepubescent people.
hebephilia – sexual attraction to people in early puberty (from 11 to 14 years old).
ephebophilia – sexual attraction to people aged 15–19.

Why am I writing this? Because I think it should be explained that some people who like the sisters and their friends too much are called wrongly. The correct term is simply a pervert, not a pedophile.
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Broke ass lolpoor here

Any way to take advantage of the banks shutdown due the CrowdStrike update?

I don't wanna be lolpoor anymore and maybe there's a change to take advantage of that recent event.
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(You) will save our zems in any cost.

Hey, would anyone here spend own time saving all that content amassed up on the Zarty (I mean, every thread in the 'log)? I don't think it would be sooo hard to do, thereby I have the plan how we can perform it:
>We will appoint people who are responsible for archiving boards (one zaryan = one board). There will be no namefagging, so every participant in this action will be named like “Zaryan [name of the board]”.
>Every participant will have time to save all the content of his board which was amassed from the beginning of the site itself until July 20th.
>Deadline to complete work — before August 1st (mutuable?).
And yeah, surely I know the Zarty will functionate yet for two months, so, I hope, in the last week before closing of the Zarty, every participant will save the rest of the content that will be amassed in these two months (August-September) on his board.

NOTE
This plan is in case the purchase of the sute will be not guaranteed. But for now, we have what we have…
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I didn't save the official zellig illustrations, and due to recent news about HYPOTHETICAL closing the site I understood that I would not find those illustrations later as easy as I could by making this post, so post them all ITT (as far as I know there was the folder with all zellig related stuff made by Massa in February, but I don't certain that I would find it myself).
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https://www.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1e4k2g5/the_colonizing_virgin_island_joke_went_semi_viral/

This explains the sudden influx of Ongezellig on every platform during the last two days. We are currently being invaded by xitter gooner immigrants that will inevitably smear their shit everywhere. How over is it for us on a scale from 1 to Ϫ?
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I just made this should i make a zarty version?
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The travels of lmao cum

Where can I find The travels of Lmao Cum
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Sometimes i feel super lonely and despite how much i do to try fix it the feeling doesnt go away, any advice?
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zellig win on the farm
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Tried to post on the shitty after a long time. The funniest thing is I have both enabled already, the datamining got so bad it gets blocked by uBlock or the browser itself.
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It has never been so low folks, what do I do now?
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onge zellig
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Jews in my router
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>one big zelligpedo brap above
<flood
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Daily reminder i love you
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>Dutch as a second language
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i made fnf mods AMA
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daddy pig won
variant:unknown lost
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>>>30535 (You)
>you look like my left nutsack you frog eating rascal
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the 4th

I can't wait for July 4th and I got something very special for the occasion :)
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>>>30382 (You)
>>>30380 (You)
>/pol/troons cord woke up
>>Imperator
>>Chud
><Zaryans
>>>30382 (You)
>We French will never be white lol.
<flood
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The hacker known as the Zarty
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Salutations
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i love kuzzy kuz
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zuz is a gem
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Sharty Happening

https://soyjak.party/pol/thread/333674.html#333726

For anyone unaware, the sharty has a literal 'cord HQ made to datamine the shit out of you.
Proof in the link
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PR relations

So let's do a quick recap of our newfound enemies/friends

>Sharty

Or better called dataminey.cord, the jews in picrel already declared war on all splinters, so enemies (Root, Froot, Ronald and Quote, Root for being a racetraitor, Quote for being the nigger who botspams here)
>Jarty
Controlled opposition, enemies
>Shemmy
This is where the majority of 'teens migrated to after the leaks, they seem friendly enough
>Swedishwin
They don't really matter much but they're afraid of the growth we've had in the last few months and plan to raid us
https://swedishwin.com/soy/res/6739.html
>Frogpond
They seem to be taking potshots at everyone and of course they won't magically turn friends
>Affy
Der 'cord enough said
>All of the other splinters
Mainly neutral or not important enough to make a difference

In conclusion we don't have many friends left
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/a/ Browsing Music

I've programmed a userscript that bring the old browsing music back for the /a/ board on the Soyjak Party. You may use it by installing it into a userscript manager, such as TamperMonkey or ViolentMonkey. Please do not call me a glowie. Do not audit the script; There is nothing to investigate. The program is not malicious.
Please mirror this post on the /a/ board of the Soyjak Party; I cannot post there, for I use firefox.
>>Tomoko never said this.
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Lol.
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this is so gemmy
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Sharty got hacked, Frootcord clitty leaked, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
https://afterparty.soy/frootcord/general.html
https://afterparty.soy/frootcord/moderation.html
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rate my dog
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>want to check out whats new on the farty
>misclick captcha once
>give up
Guess I'm stuck here
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Is there any blond with at least green or C40 eyes? I think everyone on this site is a t50 black haired shitskins
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Stefix (literal who) said that present day it's Total Zaryan Suicide day and ama gonna ack! myzelf along
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Best Final Fantasy 11 private server

Out of the different Final Fantasy 11 private servers, I like Valhalla the most.

Valhalla has TRUSTs, 90 level cap, XP gain rate same as retail. Movement speed is increased, all Home Point crystal warps and outpost warps are unlocked. They have some nice extra content like a unique gear augment system, a few custom dungeons, Dynamis D raids are unlocked. Rise of the Zilart, Treasures of AU, Wings of the Goddess expansions are all unlocked and working properly.

So anyway if you are tried of the slow grind to 75 on the other private servers like Horizon or Eden, then come check out Valhalla.

https://www.valhalla.group/home/doku.php?id=start
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Salutations
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What is blud yappin about
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Salutations again
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Salutations
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forgive me jannies and zoot i love yuo.. pls psl ldpsl
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showering

do you guys shower? if you do how often? if you don't go kys nigger
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Random drama NCA

Uh oh is xe a troony?
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What's the longest time you took making a shitpost? I'd probably say a month or something
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Wait, why does Maya’s bed creek at night? I didn’t understand this joke out of all the times I watched ‘zellig.
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>Also, I don't know how hard I'm going to enforce these, but if you make a fuss about it and say "seething coping coaljak can't handle the 'eens of 'lig baking epic muffinzords of doom with a waffle Llama [slur] [slur] [slur]", then you're BLOCKED from the channel, you're BLOCKED from the subreddit (i wish), you're BLOCKED from the news article… it's that simple, really
<reddit space
<youtube space
>So that means:
>No more "TND", no more "yuo", no more "spine tingling", no more "bone chilling", unfortunately no more "gems" of any kind (sorry, cortex), no more "⚡", no more "ZWABAG", no more "OMGSISA", no more "KINO", no more "built for ___", no more "coal", no more "kek" (if that's still a thing), no more "xe/xe/xem" (i don't even know why that's a thing but I know that it's related so stop it), AND ABSOLUTELY, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THERE BE ANY "BWC/BBC/BZC/etc."
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
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Do you hide threads on this site?
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Sharty down?
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Gemerald but soylita therefore coal
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i eat more chicken than any man ever seen yeah yeah
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>Fuck this shit website
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>Your IP address is blocked from posting on this website. (on sharty)
There's no ban screen or anything, I get that when I try to post, is my country rangebanned or something?
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SagonnDann77!!!

SagonnDann77 please post your yt pfp in replies, it is so zemmy!