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Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty
Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!
Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)
Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!
The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.
Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.
He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.
The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets would be laid bare. The vile things they permitted—the sufilia, the hidden cartels—would be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.
Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew—by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.
Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.
—
A Hymn to Saint Michiruko
Tone 5
O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!
Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty
Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!
Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)
Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!
The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.
Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.
He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.
The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets would be laid bare. The vile things they permitted—the sufilia, the hidden cartels—would be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.
Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew—by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.
Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.
—
A Hymn to Saint Michiruko
Tone 5
O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!
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Does anyone else get tired of the sharty
Does anyone else get tired of the sharty
R: 5 / I: 0
Jak xim
Jak xim
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>i honestly think pet nigger now likes zarty
<why
>i heared a nigger listen to drum 'n bass
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>i honestly think pet nigger now likes zarty
<why
>i heared a nigger listen to drum 'n bass
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
R: 2 / I: 0
Secret Zentagon files containing footage of Terra meeting Coco were just leaked
Secret Zentagon files containing footage of Terra meeting Coco were just leaked
R: 5 / I: 2
people here act like fucking caricatures of soyteens
people here act like fucking caricatures of soyteens
R: 3 / I: 1
Bars
Bars
R: 1 / I: 1
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
R: 3 / I: 1
Rivernöök, former zarty mod, just released a .PDF document saying how he's totally not a pedo and that xe was GROOMED by cordtroons into doing it or something.
Source: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/roblox-community-general-thread.79729/post-20425830
>arrow because xey look like this
Rivernöök, former zarty mod, just released a .PDF document saying how he's totally not a pedo and that xe was GROOMED by cordtroons into doing it or something.
Source: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/roblox-community-general-thread.79729/post-20425830
>arrow because xey look like this
R: 4 / I: 1
What happened to Bernd and Chud?
What happened to Bernd and Chud?
R: 5 / I: 1
New coswork artwork
I like this one
R: 0 / I: 0
Geg this nigger is watching his siblings fight
Geg this nigger is watching his siblings fight
R: 6 / I: 0
ongezellig will never be a gem
ongezellig will never be a gem
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Was it worth 7 years for this?
The Loud House: Revamped
Did you know that this fanfic has over 2000 CHAPTERS!?!?Was it worth 7 years for this?
R: 4 / I: 1
Aryan Thread
Post aryans
Aryan Thread
Post aryans
R: 2 / I: 0
here is my new gif that is going to take off on the sharty, you saw it here first
here is my new gif that is going to take off on the sharty, you saw it here first
R: 3 / I: 0
If you were in Massa's place, what would you do?
I'd keep working on zellig and give it every chance to become a gemmiest gem of the webshow
If you were in Massa's place, what would you do?
I'd keep working on zellig and give it every chance to become a gemmiest gem of the webshow
R: 28 / I: 5
>goonmeister
>goonmeister
R: 1 / I: 1
I played cyberpunk 2077 and got the tower ending. This ending answers Dex's first question. Poor V…
I played cyberpunk 2077 and got the tower ending. This ending answers Dex's first question. Poor V…
R: 61 / I: 4
Question in need of an answer
Do the mods at the shitty consider using this board a rule violation because it says I was banned, also it seems odd that I was banned half a month ago but was using it until yesterday
R: 1 / I: 0
get
get
R: 1 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, OHNONONONONONONONO ZELLIGTRANNIES, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????????? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PURE WHITE """ARYAN""" COUNTRY YOU LOVE SO MUCH????? WHY ARE THEY ARRESTING THEIR OWN PEOPLE FOR EXPRESSING THEMSELVES?????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
https://heimatkurier.at/repression/niederlande-6-monate-haft-fuer-white-lives-matter
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, OHNONONONONONONONO ZELLIGTRANNIES, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????????? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PURE WHITE """ARYAN""" COUNTRY YOU LOVE SO MUCH????? WHY ARE THEY ARRESTING THEIR OWN PEOPLE FOR EXPRESSING THEMSELVES?????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
https://heimatkurier.at/repression/niederlande-6-monate-haft-fuer-white-lives-matter
R: 1 / I: 1
this is the worst place in the zellig and soy communities, Shame!
this is the worst place in the zellig and soy communities, Shame!
R: 2 / I: 0
>inb4 posted in the wrong board award
i cant access the sharty
Do any fellow rusniggers have the same problem? I cant access the sharty. The site literally wont load most of the time. Im not banned, i can post when the site does load. I tried with and without goodbyeDPI, but it still unaccessable with a ziggerstan IP. I can only access it with a VPN, but i cant post with a VPN.>inb4 posted in the wrong board award
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Someone is taking over Rednote already
Also the Redditors are seething at it
Someone is taking over Rednote already
Also the Redditors are seething at it
R: 2 / I: 0
Does anyone have an archived version of this http://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/141344128/ongezellig-christmas? I saved it in January last year, but, unfortunately, I don't remember what was in that thread.
Does anyone have an archived version of this http://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/141344128/ongezellig-christmas? I saved it in January last year, but, unfortunately, I don't remember what was in that thread.
R: 0 / I: 0
Don't you ever find frog posters annoying
Don't you ever find frog posters annoying
R: 6 / I: 0
Why is discord such niggercoal brapstone? I gave it the benefit of the doubt and it made me want to kill myself after 2 minutes. How do zoomers get this retarded?
Why is discord such niggercoal brapstone? I gave it the benefit of the doubt and it made me want to kill myself after 2 minutes. How do zoomers get this retarded?
R: 7 / I: 3
>Cosgod haters are faggots from plebbit
Cosgod won.
>Cosgod haters are faggots from plebbit
Cosgod won.
R: 0 / I: 0
Ziki is spammed
Jannies do something
Ziki is spammed
Jannies do something
R: 10 / I: 1
Circus_2 here.
Hi, this is /qa/ Namefag from the 'party, Circus_2. I have been silently permabanned from there as whenever i try to post it says "This website has shut down." Please show this to anyone on the Sharty's /qa/.
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olden /qa/ gem
olden /qa/ gem
R: 9 / I: 2
zarty, are femcels real?
zarty, are femcels real?
R: 3 / I: 0
how to embed a image while replying to a topic in a cellphone?
how to embed a image while replying to a topic in a cellphone?
R: 2 / I: 0
walkable chuddy
walkable chuddy
R: 6 / I: 0
Would Hitler Have Pronounced 'TWP' Like 'Tee Double-U Pee' or 'Tee Wee Pee?'.
Would Hitler Have Pronounced 'TWP' Like 'Tee Double-U Pee' or 'Tee Wee Pee?'.
R: 2 / I: 0
what will the women do now?
what will the women do now?
R: 2 / I: 0
who is this little blue guy
who is this little blue guy
R: 4 / I: 1
I was over visiting cockvore freak one time because I was desperate to save up money while going to the Shoally meeting, So Cockwork let me stay over. At first things were normal but he used to say weird things like "mymy from 'zellig is so hot", I tried telling him that it's inappropriate and that he should stop but he wouldn't. Until one day when all the shoallychads were over, coswork said he needed to go for a minute. We all didn't think much of it until Hours passed by, I started to get suspicious and entered his room to see him gooning to mymy's feet, I was so scared I immediately screamed and ran out. Unknown to me coswork had turned into a complete monster, He took out his immense cock and started voring the entire room like the zellig porn he was gooning to and everyone tried escaping, I managed to get away safely and This is my story. Please share this around or coswork16 might cockvore you in your sleep.
I was over visiting cockvore freak one time because I was desperate to save up money while going to the Shoally meeting, So Cockwork let me stay over. At first things were normal but he used to say weird things like "mymy from 'zellig is so hot", I tried telling him that it's inappropriate and that he should stop but he wouldn't. Until one day when all the shoallychads were over, coswork said he needed to go for a minute. We all didn't think much of it until Hours passed by, I started to get suspicious and entered his room to see him gooning to mymy's feet, I was so scared I immediately screamed and ran out. Unknown to me coswork had turned into a complete monster, He took out his immense cock and started voring the entire room like the zellig porn he was gooning to and everyone tried escaping, I managed to get away safely and This is my story. Please share this around or coswork16 might cockvore you in your sleep.
R: 66 / I: 12
this is probably among the worst places to ask for this kind of advice but I have no idea where else to go
how would I, as a Mayacel, approach a girl? every odd is in my favor, my friends said I have a shot and that she'd like me, the only obstacle is actually starting a conversation, what do I do Zaryans?
this is probably among the worst places to ask for this kind of advice but I have no idea where else to go
how would I, as a Mayacel, approach a girl? every odd is in my favor, my friends said I have a shot and that she'd like me, the only obstacle is actually starting a conversation, what do I do Zaryans?
R: 2 / I: 0
<test
<test
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/CACA/ WON
/CACA/ WON
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sharty won zarty lost
sharty won zarty lost
R: 2 / I: 0
/soy/ won
/soy/ won
R: 0 / I: 0
Should i take a cold plunge
Should i take a cold plunge
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What's the end goal here exactly?
Buy 4chin and rename it to Xchan?
What's the end goal here exactly?
Buy 4chin and rename it to Xchan?
R: 0 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcUQI6gAaI
Dear Elon- Shlomo Hyman
Here's a new 'toss for our favourite Jewish comedian, Shlomo Hyman, and his message to Elon Moskowitz. Long live Israel!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcUQI6gAaI
R: 4 / I: 2
deadest splinter EVER. hydroelectric viking is more alive
deadest splinter EVER. hydroelectric viking is more alive
R: 1 / I: 1
i look exactly like this
i look exactly like this
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New dataminerald
Answer all of these questions to win a free shekel and Xi Jinpings signature
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSexNCpiJpnlNUvR28YSgkfVS6JTgvX1EI8chlfGRCwAzDRKfg/viewform?usp=sf_link
New dataminerald
Answer all of these questions to win a free shekel and Xi Jinpings signature
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSexNCpiJpnlNUvR28YSgkfVS6JTgvX1EI8chlfGRCwAzDRKfg/viewform?usp=sf_link
R: 6 / I: 2
Me showing this dead nigger of a site to my irl friends
Me showing this dead nigger of a site to my irl friends
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Do you also look through old zellig threads on 4chan remembering those good old days?
Do you also look through old zellig threads on 4chan remembering those good old days?
R: 6 / I: 1
A ban message I found randomly
A ban message I found randomly
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Pet Nigger
…
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>Tis I, the real Cosworks16!
<NO! THAT IS NOT COSWORKS16!
>Tis I, the real Cosworks16!
<NO! THAT IS NOT COSWORKS16!
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coswork general
post your cosworks here
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>this is what the average popular webtroon consoomer is like.
This is why we Zaryans are better.
>this is what the average popular webtroon consoomer is like.
This is why we Zaryans are better.
R: 2 / I: 0
let's just say that
mymy's feet isn't the only thing i love about her…..
let's just say that
mymy's feet isn't the only thing i love about her…..
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this is our life. it's happening, right now. this is it. one life, and we didn't live it. there is no grandiose redemption arc for us, no nothing, just one big waste.
words cant even begin to describe it how horrible our existences are. the lord gave us the greatest of gifts and we did absolutely nothing with it. it's gruesome.
this is our life. it's happening, right now. this is it. one life, and we didn't live it. there is no grandiose redemption arc for us, no nothing, just one big waste.
words cant even begin to describe it how horrible our existences are. the lord gave us the greatest of gifts and we did absolutely nothing with it. it's gruesome.
R: 3 / I: 0
what if hitler was a femboy and had huge femboy cock?
what if hitler was a femboy and had huge femboy cock?
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>this is the average size of a black ops 3 custom map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob61OrFNaXQ
>this is the average size of a black ops 3 custom map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob61OrFNaXQ
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bladee manchester
anyone going bladee in manchester
R: 6 / I: 4
You guys were right, you warned me and I didn't listen, all 'cord servers are just faggot and troon niggerhole. I thought some weren't but no, those niggers are all Jewish pedophile loving jeets.
You guys were right, you warned me and I didn't listen, all 'cord servers are just faggot and troon niggerhole. I thought some weren't but no, those niggers are all Jewish pedophile loving jeets.
R: 0 / I: 0
Nah…. what in rotten nigger dicks is happenin' in der schlog? 💀 💀
Nah…. what in rotten nigger dicks is happenin' in der schlog? 💀 💀
R: 3 / I: 1
remaster needed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbC3qDx16Jg
R: 1 / I: 1
Post gender affirming trans rights videos for when you take your estrogen and cuddle your blajah shark. 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Post gender affirming trans rights videos for when you take your estrogen and cuddle your blajah shark. 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
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What are we thinkin?
TF2 final comic is out
https://www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedayshavewornaway/What are we thinkin?
R: 1 / I: 0
>Zaar, we need to replace Zaryans with highly skilled shitposters from India who will work tirellesli to make top 0.0001% of zems
>Remember that the Zartie, was literally built by immigrants, we need to redeem as many indians as possible, veri cheap on servers and defenders of Onjezellig
>Zaar, we need to replace Zaryans with highly skilled shitposters from India who will work tirellesli to make top 0.0001% of zems
>Remember that the Zartie, was literally built by immigrants, we need to redeem as many indians as possible, veri cheap on servers and defenders of Onjezellig
R: 8 / I: 1
Sister just broke a mercury thermometer
Ama
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how did spitefag win so hard? where can i learn to win as hard as that?
how did spitefag win so hard? where can i learn to win as hard as that?
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm having a nightmare
I'm having a nightmare
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In the extensive backyard of his house they found more than a dozen bodies/bones belonging to young women.
Porta-Cuesta was a civil servant and held a high position in the government, so the case was hushed up and all records disappeared. Even his name was erased. Therefore, there is no information left on the web about this case.
He was sentenced to hang and was expected to be executed around 2022.
What happened is that, in the middle of this year I received a file containing a folder with several sound pieces. Porta-Cuesta was an amateur musician and recorded experimental music on weird albums by the pseudonym LFC. The content of this was leaked and I am making this file available on the internet.
The download is free and clean. The material is very strange, listen at your own risk.
The link is this: https://www.mediafire.com/file/bq9w4rgn8ud1mvj/ALBUMS_-_LFC.rar/file
Guatemala
In 2016, a man was arrested in Guatemala, accused of killing 21 women. His name was Gustavo Porta-Cuesta Fuentes, he was 31 years old and lived on the Guatemalan coast.In the extensive backyard of his house they found more than a dozen bodies/bones belonging to young women.
Porta-Cuesta was a civil servant and held a high position in the government, so the case was hushed up and all records disappeared. Even his name was erased. Therefore, there is no information left on the web about this case.
He was sentenced to hang and was expected to be executed around 2022.
What happened is that, in the middle of this year I received a file containing a folder with several sound pieces. Porta-Cuesta was an amateur musician and recorded experimental music on weird albums by the pseudonym LFC. The content of this was leaked and I am making this file available on the internet.
The download is free and clean. The material is very strange, listen at your own risk.
The link is this: https://www.mediafire.com/file/bq9w4rgn8ud1mvj/ALBUMS_-_LFC.rar/file
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CONFIRMED?!?!?
ZELLIG IN FAMILY GUY?!?!?!
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im stroking my bibisi
im stroking my bibisi
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>I'm Mister Blue Diamonds
>I'm Mister Gem
>I'm Mister Fresh OCs
>I'm Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>I'm too much!
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>He's too much
>I never want to know a day
>Where the log's full of coal
>I'd rather have it shiny
>and bright and hope to see more gold
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>Too much
>Too much!
<I'm Mister Red Brimstone
<I'm Mister Coal
<I'm Mister NAS Spammer
<I'm Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<I'm too much!
<He's Mister Red Brimstone
<He's Mister Coal
<He's Mister NAS Spammer
<He's Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<He's too much!
<thank you
<I never want to know a day
<Where the log's full of gems
<I'd rather have it dusty and brimmy
<and repost the same jokes
<Oh, some hate it black, but I like it vantablack! Like my BBC goon material or something.
<He's Mister Red Brimstone
<He's Mister Coal
<SING IT!
<He's Mister NAS Spammer
<He's Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<I'm too much
<Too much!
>I'm Mister Blue Diamonds
>I'm Mister Gem
>I'm Mister Fresh OCs
>I'm Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>I'm too much!
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>He's too much
>I never want to know a day
>Where the log's full of coal
>I'd rather have it shiny
>and bright and hope to see more gold
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>Too much
>Too much!
<I'm Mister Red Brimstone
<I'm Mister Coal
<I'm Mister NAS Spammer
<I'm Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<I'm too much!
<He's Mister Red Brimstone
<He's Mister Coal
<He's Mister NAS Spammer
<He's Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<He's too much!
<thank you
<I never want to know a day
<Where the log's full of gems
<I'd rather have it dusty and brimmy
<and repost the same jokes
<Oh, some hate it black, but I like it vantablack! Like my BBC goon material or something.
<He's Mister Red Brimstone
<He's Mister Coal
<SING IT!
<He's Mister NAS Spammer
<He's Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<I'm too much
<Too much!
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is frogposting allowed now?
is frogposting allowed now?
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What's that one faceapp/AI program used by 'teens for making doxerald videos of targets saying their address? I have something silly in mind.
What's that one faceapp/AI program used by 'teens for making doxerald videos of targets saying their address? I have something silly in mind.
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does anyone play legacy call of duty like iw4x plutonium or advanced warfare
does anyone play legacy call of duty like iw4x plutonium or advanced warfare
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That was easy geg
That was easy geg
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is there an offline schoolocaust version? i ended up creating a custom C++ server that does nothing but respond with the game files so it is playable offline. am i retarded?
is there an offline schoolocaust version? i ended up creating a custom C++ server that does nothing but respond with the game files so it is playable offline. am i retarded?
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Hi.
Hi.
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HOLY SHIT IT"S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!
Holy fucking shit Zaryans, I am SO excited for Christmas!!! I asked Sinterklaas for TND and zems on the 'Zarty forever! What did you guys ask for? Any Sinterklaas deniers will be raped by a pack of wild niggers on Christmas morning.
R: 21 / I: 9
the ghost and molly mcgee
tell me more about this cute cartoon
R: 3 / I: 0
>I hate every nucaca that I see
>From reelsfags to streetshitter 'jeets
>No, you'll never make a nufag out of me!
*"Date of the user's first post in the zarty: September 2024" appears in the background.* *The nufags point to it*
>Oh my God, I was wrong!
>I was a newfag, all along!
>You finally made a nufag!
<Yes we finally made a nufag!
>Yes you finally
>Made
>A
>Nufag
>Out
>Of
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>I love you, Doctor Soyberg!
>I hate every nucaca that I see
>From reelsfags to streetshitter 'jeets
>No, you'll never make a nufag out of me!
*"Date of the user's first post in the zarty: September 2024" appears in the background.* *The nufags point to it*
>Oh my God, I was wrong!
>I was a newfag, all along!
>You finally made a nufag!
<Yes we finally made a nufag!
>Yes you finally
>Made
>A
>Nufag
>Out
>Of
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>I love you, Doctor Soyberg!
R: 9 / I: 2
Kate strikes again. LMFAO.. this is probably getting deleted.
Why do jannies only apply this rule with me.. (Kate). Uhh I'm actually 20 years old! The 14 year old stuff was ragebait. On everyone soul expect mines. Anddd I'm actually white and a man! Merry Christmas, anyways I'm going back to soyjak.party. see u in January!
R: 23 / I: 8
Rest in piss jarty
Rest in piss affy and Holo (that nigga overdosed geg)
And rest in piss this dead nigger of a site
Rest in piss jarty
Rest in piss affy and Holo (that nigga overdosed geg)
And rest in piss this dead nigger of a site
R: 19 / I: 13
Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible.
Homestar Runner:
>Had a massive impact on the early internet, memes, and pop culture. Referenced to by numerous pieces of media and is known and beloved by millions of people worldwide
>Has been active for almost 30 years, is still making episodes to this very day even after the death of adobe flash, racking up hundreds of thousands of views with each upload
>Is not monetized in any way, its creators don’t beg their audience for money in order to keep the show going + all content is free and readily available to everyone
>Bright, absurdist, nostalgic, and comically genius; never gets old
Ongezellig:
>Had very little cultural impact, is obscure outside of anonymous imageboards
>Was active for 5 years, had a grand total of six episodes, and then died
>Its creator constantly begs his audience for donation money, has his viewers pay in exchange for content
>Overall dark and depressing undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, along with boring and dull characters
Let’s face it /zellig/, SOVLstar GEMmer beats Soullesszellig any day of the week. The Brothers Chaps make ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they have been animating for almost 30 years despite making little monetary gain. Studio Massa, on the other hand, doesn’t like his creation. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. Studio Massa is not proud of Ongezellig nor its fanbase, unlike the Chaps who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next.
So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Cuckzellig, or do you want to see what a REAL web series looks like?
Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible.
Homestar Runner:
>Had a massive impact on the early internet, memes, and pop culture. Referenced to by numerous pieces of media and is known and beloved by millions of people worldwide
>Has been active for almost 30 years, is still making episodes to this very day even after the death of adobe flash, racking up hundreds of thousands of views with each upload
>Is not monetized in any way, its creators don’t beg their audience for money in order to keep the show going + all content is free and readily available to everyone
>Bright, absurdist, nostalgic, and comically genius; never gets old
Ongezellig:
>Had very little cultural impact, is obscure outside of anonymous imageboards
>Was active for 5 years, had a grand total of six episodes, and then died
>Its creator constantly begs his audience for donation money, has his viewers pay in exchange for content
>Overall dark and depressing undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, along with boring and dull characters
Let’s face it /zellig/, SOVLstar GEMmer beats Soullesszellig any day of the week. The Brothers Chaps make ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they have been animating for almost 30 years despite making little monetary gain. Studio Massa, on the other hand, doesn’t like his creation. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. Studio Massa is not proud of Ongezellig nor its fanbase, unlike the Chaps who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next.
So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Cuckzellig, or do you want to see what a REAL web series looks like?
R: 22 / I: 17
Oekaki 'zellig thread because Zoot is a SLF
Draw 'ligs
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Marge why is everyone calling the 'iwi 'arms the 'shiwi'? Is it the autism working on you people?
Marge why is everyone calling the 'iwi 'arms the 'shiwi'? Is it the autism working on you people?
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I don't know how much longer I can do it bros, I don't want to kill myself, I just want all the pain to stop.
Nobody in my family is ever happy and home doesn't feel like home anymore. I feel more distant from my friends every day and I don't know how talk to people anymore, it's all crashing down on me. School is a nightmare, I'm completely behind and mentally lost in most of my classes.
Everything is going wrong in my life, all I have left is my faith in Christ. What do I do bros?
I don't know how much longer I can do it bros, I don't want to kill myself, I just want all the pain to stop.
Nobody in my family is ever happy and home doesn't feel like home anymore. I feel more distant from my friends every day and I don't know how talk to people anymore, it's all crashing down on me. School is a nightmare, I'm completely behind and mentally lost in most of my classes.
Everything is going wrong in my life, all I have left is my faith in Christ. What do I do bros?
R: 14 / I: 5
>Deel 6 and the illustrations may be over, but there's still hope it could still come out!!!
2. Anger
>That fucking faggot Massa and xis gypsy nigger Foenkike ruined ANY chance of this show coming out. Why didn't xe appeal to outsiders more or find ways to market better and get more funding??? Holy shit this guy is such a retard.
3. Bargaining
>We gotta get more eyes on the show to prove it's not a dead nigger baby!!! My uncle is currently dying and he's got a large inheritance for me that I could give to Massa when he's dead, that'll bring it back I'm sure of it!!
4. Depression
>It's over, there's no hope for any chance of seeing this gem come to life, live suicide even starts on the 17th…
5. Acceptance
>It may be over, but I'm still gonna make TND TTD gemmies of Mymy to show I still love this Dutch Cartoon.
Thanks for the insight immigrant.
Zelty niggas really went through the 5 stages of grief huh?
1. Denial>Deel 6 and the illustrations may be over, but there's still hope it could still come out!!!
2. Anger
>That fucking faggot Massa and xis gypsy nigger Foenkike ruined ANY chance of this show coming out. Why didn't xe appeal to outsiders more or find ways to market better and get more funding??? Holy shit this guy is such a retard.
3. Bargaining
>We gotta get more eyes on the show to prove it's not a dead nigger baby!!! My uncle is currently dying and he's got a large inheritance for me that I could give to Massa when he's dead, that'll bring it back I'm sure of it!!
4. Depression
>It's over, there's no hope for any chance of seeing this gem come to life, live suicide even starts on the 17th…
5. Acceptance
>It may be over, but I'm still gonna make TND TTD gemmies of Mymy to show I still love this Dutch Cartoon.
Thanks for the insight immigrant.
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What kind of a bait generates the most replies lately? I made a BWC racebait + FPE thread today and got about 200 replies, the website feels like a dead nigger compared to March doe
What kind of a bait generates the most replies lately? I made a BWC racebait + FPE thread today and got about 200 replies, the website feels like a dead nigger compared to March doe
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Xitter migrant question
Whats been going on for the last 3 days? PPH drastically boosted at the cost of post quality. It feels as if we are being invaded by unassimilated nufags and normies
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Is murder good for you?
Is murder good for you?
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I feel sad when I see kids not pay attention to mall Santas or make fun of them, it's a constant reminder that we live in a mulatto ZOG niggerworld without any spark of joy and innocence.
It makes my blood boil to see nigger and spic youth, these violent and sadistic creatures start thinking about shooting eachother the moment they turn 10, no cognitive development whatsoever, just carnal desires and bloodlust the moment they are able to speak, without a doubt they should be removed from existence.
I want to live in a world that is friendly to kids, not to these dysgenic beasts.
I feel sad when I see kids not pay attention to mall Santas or make fun of them, it's a constant reminder that we live in a mulatto ZOG niggerworld without any spark of joy and innocence.
It makes my blood boil to see nigger and spic youth, these violent and sadistic creatures start thinking about shooting eachother the moment they turn 10, no cognitive development whatsoever, just carnal desires and bloodlust the moment they are able to speak, without a doubt they should be removed from existence.
I want to live in a world that is friendly to kids, not to these dysgenic beasts.
R: 8 / I: 3
I don't think there are enough jaks posted here on the Zarty, this is a dedicated thread for them, with 'ligjaks being encouraged
I don't think there are enough jaks posted here on the Zarty, this is a dedicated thread for them, with 'ligjaks being encouraged