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Sometimes i feel super lonely and despite how much i do to try fix it the feeling doesnt go away, any advice?
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zellig win on the farm
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Tried to post on the shitty after a long time. The funniest thing is I have both enabled already, the datamining got so bad it gets blocked by uBlock or the browser itself.
R: 9 / I: 4
It has never been so low folks, what do I do now?
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onge zellig
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Jews in my router
R: 2 / I: 0
>one big zelligpedo brap above
<flood
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Daily reminder i love you
R: 1 / I: 1
>Dutch as a second language
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i made fnf mods AMA
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daddy pig won
variant:unknown lost
R: 1 / I: 0
>>>30535 (You)
>you look like my left nutsack you frog eating rascal
R: 9 / I: 5

the 4th

I can't wait for July 4th and I got something very special for the occasion :)
R: 5 / I: 0
>>>30382 (You)
>>>30380 (You)
>/pol/troons cord woke up
>>Imperator
>>Chud
><Zaryans
>>>30382 (You)
>We French will never be white lol.
<flood
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The hacker known as the Zarty
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Salutations
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i love kuzzy kuz
R: 4 / I: 2
zuz is a gem
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Sharty Happening

https://soyjak.party/pol/thread/333674.html#333726

For anyone unaware, the sharty has a literal 'cord HQ made to datamine the shit out of you.
Proof in the link
R: 17 / I: 1

PR relations

So let's do a quick recap of our newfound enemies/friends

>Sharty

Or better called dataminey.cord, the jews in picrel already declared war on all splinters, so enemies (Root, Froot, Ronald and Quote, Root for being a racetraitor, Quote for being the nigger who botspams here)
>Jarty
Controlled opposition, enemies
>Shemmy
This is where the majority of 'teens migrated to after the leaks, they seem friendly enough
>Swedishwin
They don't really matter much but they're afraid of the growth we've had in the last few months and plan to raid us
https://swedishwin.com/soy/res/6739.html
>Frogpond
They seem to be taking potshots at everyone and of course they won't magically turn friends
>Affy
Der 'cord enough said
>All of the other splinters
Mainly neutral or not important enough to make a difference

In conclusion we don't have many friends left
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/a/ Browsing Music

I've programmed a userscript that bring the old browsing music back for the /a/ board on the Soyjak Party. You may use it by installing it into a userscript manager, such as TamperMonkey or ViolentMonkey. Please do not call me a glowie. Do not audit the script; There is nothing to investigate. The program is not malicious.
Please mirror this post on the /a/ board of the Soyjak Party; I cannot post there, for I use firefox.
>>Tomoko never said this.
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Lol.
R: 1 / I: 1
.
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this is so gemmy
R: 1 / I: 1
Sharty got hacked, Frootcord clitty leaked, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
https://afterparty.soy/frootcord/general.html
https://afterparty.soy/frootcord/moderation.html
R: 6 / I: 1
rate my dog
R: 1 / I: 1
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>want to check out whats new on the farty
>misclick captcha once
>give up
Guess I'm stuck here
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Is there any blond with at least green or C40 eyes? I think everyone on this site is a t50 black haired shitskins
R: 2 / I: 0
Stefix (literal who) said that present day it's Total Zaryan Suicide day and ama gonna ack! myzelf along
R: 0 / I: 0

Best Final Fantasy 11 private server

Out of the different Final Fantasy 11 private servers, I like Valhalla the most.

Valhalla has TRUSTs, 90 level cap, XP gain rate same as retail. Movement speed is increased, all Home Point crystal warps and outpost warps are unlocked. They have some nice extra content like a unique gear augment system, a few custom dungeons, Dynamis D raids are unlocked. Rise of the Zilart, Treasures of AU, Wings of the Goddess expansions are all unlocked and working properly.

So anyway if you are tried of the slow grind to 75 on the other private servers like Horizon or Eden, then come check out Valhalla.

https://www.valhalla.group/home/doku.php?id=start
R: 3 / I: 3
Salutations
R: 2 / I: 0
What is blud yappin about
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Salutations again
R: 5 / I: 0
Salutations
R: 2 / I: 0
forgive me jannies and zoot i love yuo.. pls psl ldpsl
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showering

do you guys shower? if you do how often? if you don't go kys nigger
R: 1 / I: 0

Random drama NCA

Uh oh is xe a troony?
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What's the longest time you took making a shitpost? I'd probably say a month or something
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Wait, why does Maya’s bed creek at night? I didn’t understand this joke out of all the times I watched ‘zellig.
R: 20 / I: 5
>Also, I don't know how hard I'm going to enforce these, but if you make a fuss about it and say "seething coping coaljak can't handle the 'eens of 'lig baking epic muffinzords of doom with a waffle Llama [slur] [slur] [slur]", then you're BLOCKED from the channel, you're BLOCKED from the subreddit (i wish), you're BLOCKED from the news article… it's that simple, really
<reddit space
<youtube space
>So that means:
>No more "TND", no more "yuo", no more "spine tingling", no more "bone chilling", unfortunately no more "gems" of any kind (sorry, cortex), no more "⚡", no more "ZWABAG", no more "OMGSISA", no more "KINO", no more "built for ___", no more "coal", no more "kek" (if that's still a thing), no more "xe/xe/xem" (i don't even know why that's a thing but I know that it's related so stop it), AND ABSOLUTELY, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THERE BE ANY "BWC/BBC/BZC/etc."
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
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Do you hide threads on this site?
R: 6 / I: 1
Sharty down?
R: 15 / I: 3
Gemerald but soylita therefore coal
R: 2 / I: 2
i eat more chicken than any man ever seen yeah yeah
R: 1 / I: 0
>Fuck this shit website
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>Your IP address is blocked from posting on this website. (on sharty)
There's no ban screen or anything, I get that when I try to post, is my country rangebanned or something?
R: 0 / I: 0

SagonnDann77!!!

SagonnDann77 please post your yt pfp in replies, it is so zemmy!
R: 4 / I: 3
>dont do it
R: 1 / I: 0
i look like this
R: 6 / I: 2

Paradise?

I feel like we've struck a much needed balance in our home at sharty's /qa/

>More effortposts

>Frogs are actually starting to be friendly
>0 negrobvmps (thanks molcuck)
>/qa/ isn't a constant warzone

It feels generally more comfy, what's your thoughts on this
R: 13 / I: 2

The New Sharty

Thoughts?

Personally I am not a fan, actually I really fucking hate what they've done.
R: 4 / I: 0
>NEW QUINTS SNIPED ON /POL/
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Guys i took a hate values test and uhh what does this mean?
https://bannnedb.github.io/Hate-Values/
R: 9 / I: 5

Why all is like that

Why (((they))) are so obsessed on our site? I really can't understand why Mossad spends so much efforts to denigrate Coco…
R: 3 / I: 0

Jesus fucking Christ, these niggers are obsessed with us

God damn these niggers are obsessed
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DELETE THE SUBPLEBBIT NOW

>What do we do about this zelligxisters?
R: 4 / I: 1
>some shitty 4 minutes troonslop has more views than all of ongezellig
I feel defeated. I thought our show was good?
R: 1 / I: 0
I've never seen someone THIS obsessed holy fuck.
Hi btw
R: 5 / I: 0

Five Night's At Mymy's

Coming Soon
Big Things Coming
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>you are a pedophile and you supported "map rights" on /int/ in february before shilling afterparty on the sharty and leaking your own ip to someone you thought was a mod on /q/
>fuck off before we dox you, we already know your name is eduard boscut, that you live in covanas romania and that you endorsed pedophilia. if you keep on spamming your shit everywhere, you will probably be doxed
>SO LEAVE THE FUCKING SOYSPHERE NOW!
R: 2 / I: 1
its just like /qa/!
R: 4 / I: 0
i just found this sharty splinter, i like it
R: 13 / I: 2
all i can think of for the past few days is 'zellig
R: 3 / I: 1

the Shitty

WTF happened to the sharty?
why is there some generic login screen?

WTF did you do to da sharty?
R: 4 / I: 0

FNAC

Discuss the upcoming spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified ‘zellig loaded coal killing cobson loving fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald horror game.
R: 1 / I: 0
DDLC thread
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R: 4 / I: 0
jujustu kaisen fans are the most unsufferable unfunny niggas known to man
R: 4 / I: 1
>i’m a recipe for entropy
>i’m too overwhelming
>give me your validation
>i can taste your apprehension
R: 4 / I: 2
opinions on watamote
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.
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https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7264490+50.html
i just shat jackbox cord up
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gn
R: 1 / I: 0
delete rule 7 i want to be able to post links to pirated vocaloid sites now zoot
R: 1 / I: 0
im stuck here until foot stops being a nigger
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>Does anybody here use the blog?
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There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them.
The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal"
just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don't have a single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on this flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic shit.
R: 12 / I: 4
im a zartycuck now…
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zoot make a /v/ copy and instead of mymy shooting up a school, make her kill niggers and troons in a mall or someplace.. yeah…..
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>Yeah that banner is one of the biggest seethe factory in soyland
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Is he /ourguy/ ?
R: 1 / I: 0
i am trans btw if that matters
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>cordtrannies raid the site for 10 minutes
>zoot just deletes them
>nothingburger
What do they think they'll achieve with this? Some prints on their #general ?
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To give more plausability to what root had said about the slander threads clearly being orchestrated by the same sect of people, I've noticed when our wiki was raid, Petrixx, an ifunny user that really wants to me some sharty microceleb was one of the participants. I suspect he is the main guy behind the slander threats as he hates ongezellig and has even name dropped the zarty on some post I can no longer find.
R: 4 / I: 2

There's no fucking way you retards are this young

https://vxtwitter.com/ShibesOnTwit/status/1789105960297934865
R: 10 / I: 2
Xhey hate vs… why??
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7198262.html
R: 1 / I: 0
Another new 'cordclitty shit nobody cares about OC
R: 3 / I: 0
artGODs… make a chud edit of this
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/lmg/ - literally me general

ITT: post movie/cartoon/anime characters that are literally you
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>Zoot really is a Zaryan…
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Dating app?

Uhm I was looking for a tradcath latinx femboy gooner to fool around with and I saw this? Does anyone know what it means?
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>OMG ROOT REALLY IS A ZARYAN!!!!!
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What the hell is this and how do I avoid it?
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Why is everything so terribly boring? Entertain me or I will fucking die.
R: 7 / I: 1
There are a selection of plants outside my local store that are priced at $14.88 and it's been like that for like 3 fucking weeks now.
Is this a sign? Should I buy one?
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i fucking hate swedishwin.com
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oy
R: 2 / I: 1
marge