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HOMESTVCK VVON

Homestuck is aryan
Homestuck is meant to be enjoyed by aryans
Homestuck is meant to be read by aryans
Homestuck is life
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soyzellig

slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute slute
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oiwert

qriugiwiwuyr
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fat niggas

Can someone help me only fat niggas talk to me someone plz help
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What do Zaryans think of Azumanga Daioh?

I had never watched anime but after seeing Zellig I gave Azumanga a try because I heard the shows were somewhat similar. I enjoyed it a lot.
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Any zartychads willing to help fight the common enemy?

https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/230008.html
Those are the people who are forcing HTSM and DDD and want to take down both Sharty and Zarty
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faggot

>what am I in for
Pedophiles
Zoophiles
Hebephiles
Infantophiles
Necrophiles
Coprophiles
Race Fetishists
Fetishists in general
Homosexuals
Bisexuals
Transsexuals
National Socialists
Communists
Pederasts
Drama
Doxing
Autists
Autism
Hyperfixations
Right-Wing Twitter
The rest of Twitter
Ifunny
Kiwifarms
TikTok
Bitter /qa/ immigrant oldchuds
Bitter Soot-era oldchuds
Bitter Kuz-era oldchuds
The jarty
Spin-offs started over drama
Minecraft autists
Forced memes
Discord
Wordswordswords
Soviet Army larping
Blind nostalgia
A gay man's fat blown-out anus
A 20-minute long Dutch cartoon
Memes taken from 4chan
Memes taken from Twitter
Calls to raid other sites
Incessant takedowns of the site
Incessant botnets centered around a Spanish man making funny faces or the Gospel
Incessant raids from 4chan or Polish sites
Incessant GET-stealing from people trying to force memes
False-flags
Perpetual infrastructure issues
Boogeymen and those that hunt them
/int/ fueling the boogeymen hunters by having flags
/int/ breaking containment
/qa/ breaking containment
/incel/ breaking contaiment
/pol/ breaking contaiment
/a/ breaking containment
/nate/ breaking containment
The inability to use any board other than /soy/
Constantly arguing over how many boards there should be
Constantly arguing over politics
Constantly arguing
Constant bait
Constantly being baited
A constant looming threat of it all going away one day


Also I think there was something about a bald guy, but I can't be bothered to remember; I think he might have been the mascot a year ago or something…
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Are there any foids browsing?
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I'm going to be talking about the great replacement theory in my college essay, what should I add in it?
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>Kate Schoppenboer
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Vote "orange simpsons"

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/776529.html
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>You are all shit
<We are all shit
>Shit must speak louder
<We are shit
>This is not a resort, rifle in my back, this is army, dynamite in my ass
>Army! Even out of fags like us makes real men, fuse in my anus. DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME
>What did you think? You thought this will be like kindergarten, fighter in my hangar. I personally will be beating the shit out of your heads, cruiser in my bay
>You are here to defend the motherland and not to uhh kick dicks
>All understood, girls? All nuclear potential to my where?
<In your butt
>TELL THIS TO MY EAR WHERE THIS POTENTIAL GOES
<Your butt
>100 labours without a line
<For what?
>*spit*
>Look at yourselves, green, female-like, muscle less puppies, woof woof. Bet you want to go to mommy, to home? YOU WANT THE TIT YEAH?
>And who will defend the mommy? Me? Uncle Petya? Aunt Motya?
>Soon you will become the soldiers of the red army. It will make a man even out of someone like you *spit*
<What the hell are you-
>*spit*
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I hate "alt" girls

why don't we bully gothfags, leftoids, and 'tokfags more? they hate us more than anything DOE
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Troll the sharty mods by posting this on /soy/

Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?

Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily

Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free
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Zaryans, recognize this song and my sovl will be yours
R: 2 / I: 0
Is this hell?
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GEG

>posts raid on 'og
>mfw banned for advertising a 'cord
KEK do jannies really?
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Howdy yall I havent been here in a year but now I'm falling for a half-dutch half turkish orangehead girl from twitter so I have to learn dutch, there was a thread once of someone learning dutch its been a while doe so do yall have any advice on how to learn the languge? I already speak C1 German so its gotta be easier. Is duolingo slop useful?
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Apparently there's a guy named Zellig, but he's a kike. How do we account for this loss?
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>BROO I LOVE WEED IT MAKES YOU SO CALM LIKE THE SOYJACK MEME
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thread mover test
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test
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test
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can i come around here when im banned from the sharty? surely we can put aside our differences, despite my hate for zellig
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Question for Zaryans

Which energy drink is good for you?For me its redbull (original) and black monster (Other one's tastedlike brimstone from depth of niggerhell)
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GET HEIST

GET 777777 ON /QA/
FOR ZELLIG
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Who is Nophono?

Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?

According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.

The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".

The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.

The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.



The Backstory of the Man Who Would Become Nophono

Before he was the faceless host of a cursed show, he was a man named Arthur Pendleton (or other similar, mundane names in various tellings).

Who He Was:

Arthur was a late-night public access television technician and aspiring children's show host in the early 1980s. He was a quiet, unassuming, and somewhat nervous man—deeply passionate about creating joyful, educational content for children but plagued by social anxiety and a lack of industry connections. He was the kind of man who felt invisible, which is why he obtained his CCW permit; he felt a need to protect himself in a world he found increasingly unpredictable.

The Project:

He poured all his savings, time, and soul into creating a pilot for his dream show, "Nophono's Happy Hour" (the name being a play on "phono" for sound, representing his hope to bring sound and joy). He built the sets himself, designed the puppets, and wrote all the songs and scripts. It was low-budget, awkward, but made with genuine heart.

The Tragedy:

The most common version of the story involves a terrible event, often a studio fire or a botched robbery. Arthur was at the studio late at night, working alone. Intruders broke in, or an electrical fault sparked a blaze. Panicked and fearing for his life, Arthur reached for his unregistered revolver.

In the robbery version, a confrontation ensued. Arthur may have fired the weapon, perhaps killing someone, an act of violence that shattered his gentle psyche in the very place he built for joy.

In the fire version, he was trapped. The synthetic materials of his sets and puppets burned quickly, releasing toxic fumes. The fire disfigured him, melting the features from his face and destroying everything he loved.

The Transformation:

This traumatic event—a violent collision of his dream and his fear in the very temple he built for it—didn't just kill Arthur Pendleton. It unmade him. The location of his passion and his trauma became a psychic scar on reality itself.

The entity that emerged was no longer Arthur. It was a broken, silent record of that moment of terror, doomed to endlessly replay a distorted, horrific version of the show he tried to create.
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https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13559622.html#13559710
retard unix time stamps that have 16 in the front are from 2023
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>2020
<did you just fucking that coally forced meme FUCK YOU GET OUT OF /qa/ BACK TO [s4s]
>2025
<do you not not muh hecking troonslop go back you fuggen X boogeyman
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>snca
Here's 'ven 'cord server archive
Zoot, zuz and many zarty oldfags included here btw
https://files.catbox.moe/r9dxgp.zip
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TURN IT ORANGE

Currently /qa/ is filled with brimstone, let's gem it up by oranging the log up (partially done on first 3 pages)
<Let's give em something to look at. Catalog's looking real orange today
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+=BREAKING NEWS=+
lesotho flag found on 4chan
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>Forcing multiple people to become one
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
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'zellig and Christianity

<A bad tree cannot bear good fruit
Considering the fact that Massa was drawing smut of cartoon characters before his "career", how can we separate that filth from 'zellig?
>erm ackchually.. separate the art from the artist!
How come? How is that even possible? Art isn't something so BANAL as that. Everything one creates (in fact it's not even creation in question, but rather all of our actions) proceeds from the soul.
>
I hope you have read the 'farms report on him. His team is of course full of libs, which makes the content libcoded. You may not even see it explicitly, but deep down the secular, postmodern, NIHILISTIC values are transferred to the product.
>
Is "baptizing" 'zellig doomed to fail?
R: 9 / I: 4
>mom
>dad
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It's amazing how troons seem so close to actually getting it sometimes.
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Sherdee got DDoSed recently

And it's completely broken with site having a shit ton of problems
Sharty is in the state of destructive authoritarianism
/soy/ gets spammed everyday with shit, half of the 'log is NAS coal
/pol/ threads are not even political
/qa/ gets spammed and its quality drops from not good to extremely bad
Other major boards are not being used properly
A ton of shitty dead boards with less than 5000 posts
Everyone new to this website are not even from xitter, but from instagram, shittok and other garbage normie socials
Average nusoi is 14-15 years old, that's why it feels like we're talking to fucking retards
Everyday some user of the site gets exposed
New jannies especially mediators have somali tier intellect
Staff cares about shitty Suck Shit 13 events and not repairment of the website
Gay faggots are allowed to roam this website
Quote would rather ddos gigacucks than 'oodists
/gem/cucks are allowed to ruin the website with their janny-approved attentionwhoring
Jannies give special attention namefags, totally not good
Nusois are too focused on raids and not making gems
Second Soypocalypse is coming
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Why so much merimutts have an autistic syndrome or other diseases. this needs to stop
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Zaryan /fa/ general

What do Zaryans wear daily? Collared shirts? Shorts and a t-shirt? Do you dress like normiefags or skinheadGODS?. Personally, I wear jeans, a leather belt, a tucked-in plaid collared shirt, work boots, and sometimes a trucker cap with a local business on it (depending on my mood). No, this is not a glowie thread so cease your investigation.
R: 3 / I: 0

Question

Why Millenials/Older Gen Z(1997-2003, 2004) are so horny(they always want to have sex), liberal and retarted/boring, it always fucking them and rarely late gen z(except spics, midwits and other niggers, they are always horny and retarted)

also they always whine on internet about their problems which is SNCA
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ESL of the Year award 2025?
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zaryans we should zem up this candyfag 'tube channel

post zemmy comments and harass them with zellig o algo

https://www.youtube.com/@%E0%B7%86BirthdayGirlOhio%E0%B7%86/videos
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Favourite music thread

What's your favourite music? Mine is nine inch nails the hand that feeds.
https://youtu.be/xwhBRJStz7w?si=oslV4sQHXyhqJSJM
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does anyone know where I can find kruidnoten in the United States of America?
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Misato VVON. Vera VVON. Hags VVON. Only paedophiles will disagree.
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/ZMG/ ZARTY MUSIC GENERAL

GIB JE FAVORITE SONGS HERE! CRITIQUE AND DISCUSS YOUR MOST ADMIRED ARTISTS!
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Jevil

chaos chaos
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N'oss
R: 6 / I: 0
anyone have any good resources to learn coding/programming? there's so much shit out there and it's impossible to know what's worth my time and what isnt
mostly just interested in web development if that matters
R: 2 / I: 0

Brimstone

Why zarty filled with 'artyccucks o algo
R: 1 / I: 1

Have you ever heard of the tranny-atlanteans?

and are they real?
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SOTM Board
SOTM Website
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does anyone here use the shiwi
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Hey guys you know I'm about to get chased by my local glowies these days and I deleted all my chud gallery for obvious reasons but then found out it's all still saved in the google cloud so I still can post picrels on the site and care not about my safety
<my face right now
R: 6 / I: 2
ITT we post gemmy songs
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zaryans i might need help

so uh i sent a random email with an image of a soyjak to some school principal in kentucky or something and apparently its a crime what do i do
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KILL ALL NUSOICACAS

TOTAL NUSOINIGGERS DEATH, EXTERMINATE, KILL ALL NUSOI PESTS, CREATE CONCENTRATION CAMP BOARD FOR THEM LIKE SS ZARYAN GESTAPO O ALGO
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Seetheralds and a 70% trvke from the 'ru
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'jak him
>when you tell him you dont want the latest nintendo game
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'dist 'TTP Officer destroys his house after his mother takes his ' P drive and goes outside for the first time
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/cg/ Christianity General

+=Christianity General #1: Empty Tomb Edition=+
All denominations are welcome here. Theological discussion/debate is allowed and encouraged, but please do so in a spirit of charity; we're all brothers in Christ here.
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A nigglet adventure thread

Sheeiit man! Ts a nigglet, a small nigger-like goy who likes to do nigger things
What will he do? first two replies command what this nigglet does next!
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sharty made it on niggerddit again, and its getting compared to 4cuck again GEEEEEEEEEEEG its so done for
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New proto-IAS just dropped
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Is archiving worth it? In my opinion, it's not.
>why?
Because no sane person would look through archives to see snca and irrelevant media.
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TND video

There was this edit of Ongezellig where ADD was replaced with TND, and there was Daft Punk playing at the end. Is there anywhere I could find it?
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Zute origin story
R: 3 / I: 0

Zarty won

Shartyniggers lost
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CONTEST

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/736999.html
GET TO WORK
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Are shemmy refugees welcome on this site?
R: 6 / I: 2
Michigan is better than Ohio
R: 4 / I: 2

Old frootcord leak

Has shown that frootcord has atleast 1 zaryan in its ranks
R: 1 / I: 0

zarty won

ZARYANS WON
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Nigger List

Put famous niggerstrannies from soyjACK 'arty here

"SAAAR I AM WHIT SAR"
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Unpopular opinion

Post your unpopular opinions here
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shemmy is back

https://gemsoy.party/
dont delete this im not breaking any rules, this is brand new and i just want its existence to be known
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AryanSupersoldier

Good old times when Chuds and oldGODs was based compared to now in soyjACK party
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idk what to post
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goodnight niggas
R: 7 / I: 1
What would be your reaction if you saw tranie sheboon like this
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hello zaryans

what is our opinion on crystal.cafe
R: 18 / I: 6
how are zaryans enjoying silksong
R: 2 / I: 0
I may or may not have been convinced by nusois into becoming a BNWO BBC sissy. What should I do? Why do I always take ironic shit too far? I'm scared Zaryans.
R: 4 / I: 0
thought on the VOC and WIC?
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does anyone know where the Pages for
Axel, roos, Adam, Goof, Stan, Wiel, Tyrn, Rens, Bert,Ilse (the jew), Henk, Cato, Zoey, and Sjef went or have they not been made yet? this is for the Wiki.
(Don't mind Coco slave Image of Cleo that's urelated.)
R: 11 / I: 2
what is a chud watch brand that will impress the chicks?
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Joseph Kramer

About the "white" population in America. Have you ever thought about why white Americans (Amerimutts) are not actually fully white? I can tell that they are either mixed (Italians, Southern European descent) or have some percentage of Jewish blood. That is why in America, they follow a non-white religion called "Christianity," which was originally a Jewish cult created in Israel. Christianity in Rome was like Islam today because the Romans knew that Christianity was a Jewish plague and wanted to destroy it. Anyway, all I can say is that the only real white population is in the South (mostly of German, Celtic, and Anglo-Saxon descent), but unfortunately, they are being replaced over time by immigrants from other states or non-white populations that came to the South. Look at Texas; many people think it's a conservative state, but Texas has long been a non-white, semi-liberal state. There is some hope that the real white population will rise again and take power in America, like the Patriot Front. All I can say - stop being ignorant nigger, accept paganism and stop listening to jewish/meximutt influencer like Nik Jewentes, that's simple, christianity fucked up America.
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Zarty won

Shartyniggers lost
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the obssesed nusoi

im so friggin tired of all this prejudice and hate agaisnt us zelligers and nusoicacas these xitter immifrgats thinks they can treat us like nikocados avocados coinsot im gona attack rhe xitter headquartefs and capture elon musk and you will all remmeber this thread
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Man the sharty is so coal now
R: 2 / I: 0
Using embed feature on the zarty as an alternative to Adblock
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saar add /milf/ saar
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What are zaryans opinions on Kuz, he was important figure for 'lig prosperity on Sharty
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Yup

Christniggers are so retarted that they tried to ban me, proving that nothing is more pathetic than praising kyke god
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aryantism thread general

I love autistic people honestly (not the tranny kind nor the vegetable type)
Seeing their obsession with trains and other techno-nigger-majiggies, using said interests and mixing them with cartoons is absolute a24 kino
<example
Do you see this? this is aryan art that fully captures the favstian spirit
neurotypicaltrannies are confused on why they do this and often stereotype them for being the vegetable kind which autists justifiably in turn lash out at them
Now I humbly request that (you) post autistic sovllfvll art that isn't trannygoonershit
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How big of a lost media is no tranime penguin ?
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KYS christards

Christniggers are not white


Wotan won
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DOWN SOUTH MEX
DOWN SOUTH MEX
IF YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD NOTHIN' WHAT WOULD YOU DO
DOWN SOUTH MEX
I'M PLUG DEAL FOOL
THOUSAND DOLLAR SHADES, THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOES