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Can someone tell me some free resources on how to learn draw? I would like to start making OC instead of being SLF.
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I'm an ex sharty/swinecuck can I stay here
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Does anyone have the " Zionist Classic" video edit? I saw a Brapzilian post it on sharty /pol/, but I can't seem to find it.
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>When I point out his soyeness to a soyboy and he says like "dude no I'm not a soyboy you're a schizophrenic just like me dude!! You have schizophrenia! Soyboys totally don't exist dude!" And then even your parents become soyboys and get in on it and then they send me to a fucking psychologist that also happens to be a soyboy and he diagnoses me with schizophrenia our of spite like damn I really bare those fucking soyboys think. "Enordiyboys dude nooo you just have shcizohrenianman!!" No. Fuck. You.
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ITT we laugh at Twittercucks malding over this bait and switch
TLDR: someone posed as Lazy' then shilled the zarty and all the troons are malding
https://x.com/LazyZellig/status/1955767754264400002
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Does anyone have that one video of 'cado sitting while firing a machine gun with a black sun spinning behind his head with the text "defend europa"?
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Schlog gets a w for this banner
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Mulletjak thread

post your best Mulletjaks
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“Zaryan” Caught Posting ‘P

“One of us” caught posting ongezellig porn in his Pedocord. Ongezellig Pedo #1488 found! Gem him up! https://x.com/popsicleclover/status/1954737937268027738?s=46

His handle on xitter is @thujoyl. He’s known for promoting the Booru.
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Just had a 2 month break from this place, can i get a recap of what's changed?
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i found an account on instagram that seems to be some kind of french jewish child trafficking account hidden behind the disguise of a doll shop. there are other accounts like it too. i would post this on 4cuck /x/ but i will never use that site. i just want to share it here. i found the account from a comment section on an unrelated post about israel, they were threatening a guy for saying "kike". https://www.instagram.com/freedomspeech99/
they share creepy stuff, dolls of young girls that look sad. and sometimes they write captions that imply they are real children and they "wanted to be free" and "sold". and some of the comments are creepy as well. and on their highlights there is one named "charlotte" that shows a nervous looking child dancing. if you scroll down near the bottom, there are posts with real children, talking about their "homeschooling" with their "teachers", and one photo in particular is showing the child in the "charlotte" highlight in a very inappropriate ballet position.
i think this is some kind of cult or pedo doll community im not sure. one of the commenters, some guy with the nickname "puffin4632019" https://www.instagram.com/puffin4632019/ comments a lot about how he would like the girls to come live with him, or come for a short vacation, and on his profile if you scroll down to the bottom there are pictures of some young girls aswell. and he talks about her homeschooling or online leasons.
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Zaryans, i prepared this infographic to try explaining a theory i have. I think The Matrix (1999) movie was no ordinary movie. there was a reason why this movie seemed so ahead of this time. I think the sons of satan at hollywood made this movie to tell about the plan and mentally prepare people for it. the symbolism in the movie is already pretty heavy with the naming of things, like Zion, Morpheus, Logos, Nebuchadnezzar, "The One", Trinity etc. and also the concept of "escaping" into the "real world". it is clear that this movie has a biblical narrative hidden behind science fiction.
I was reading the Revelation part of the Holy Book, and when I read this part in Revelation 9, i realized how similar it is to what I saw in the Matrix series. this cannot be a coincidence considering how that movie already has so much biblical names and stuff in it. the movie has so much satanic stuff in it. also please remember that the Book of Revelation was written 2000 years ago when things like machines or robots were unimaginable things, yet John tried to explain what he saw to his best ability. In the Book of revelation there are other stuff like Revelation 13 "rich and poor everyone is forced to put a mark on their forehead or their right hand, and if you don't put this mark, you can't buy or sell", in John's time this revelation was mysterious and undecipherable, but today we can understand this as some kind of microchip implanted on your head or your hand like neuralink, and everyone is forced to use a global one world-government digital currency, so if you don't have this chip you can't buy or sell, so if you refuse you starve to death. but this is a topic for another day, let's go back to Revelation 9 and it's similarities to the matrix series.
First we read about the skies being darkened by smoke and blocking out the sun. this is literally word for word what happens in the matrix universe. if you remember that scene with morpheus and neo watching the TV in the white room, morpheus explains that the reason the machines enslaved humanity was because the skies were scorched with smoke, as a means to block out the sun so the machines can't get energy from it. This is explained further in the Animatrix series, something called operation dark storm. this is the first striking resemblace to John's vision in Revelation.
Then we read about some "locusts" being released to the world to torment people. locusts, flying things, and they have appendages like scorpions, and they are given a command to seek out and torment men without killing them. and when they fly, their appendages float behind them like women's hair. they are armored with something like iron. and when they fly they make a whirring sound, a sound John explained as similar to many horses galloping. the "sentinel"s in matrix very much fit this description, and the similarities are deliberate.
Then we read about the torment they cause. it is so severe, people will want to die, but they can't. they are forced to be alive and experience the pain. the sentinel strikes you with it's tail (appendage) and plugs you into the simulation. if you watched Black Mirror you would know how this goes, in the real world time goes normally but your mind experiences the torment for days, weeks, months, years, or maybe even for millennia or more. in reality you were plugged into the simulation for 5 months, but you experienced this torment as if you were in hell forever. and you can not die either, because your body is not in your control, you are plugged into the simulated hell in which you can not escape.
And we are told in the Book of Revelation that the master of these locusts is a dark figure, angel of the Abyss, Abaddon, Apollyon. the machines in the matrix universe also has a King, a leader, it is a dark abhorrent amalgamation called Deus Ex Machina, which is a pun in itself, it is a term for scriptwriting, but the literal translation of the words deus ex machina is "god from the machine". this is sick, satanic stuff hidden behind a veil.
Zaryans, there is one enemy. The evil one, who deceives people. that is what's happening in the world right now, keeping people deceived and asleep for as long as they can. if you do not have faith in Jesus Christ, then you are deceived. it is most likely because you are caught in the details, you see the traditions of Christians, the weird candles, rosaries, icons, objects they venerate, and it looks ridiculous to you or you don't understand it. I say to you, if you are confused like that, forget about the traditions, come to the source and read it. For God's sake, read it for yourself. The truth is there. It is not "religion", it is the truth. "religion" is what Jesus came to put and end to. "religion" puts you to sleep, while you are caught up in obsessed repetitive tasks without observing the truth. "religion" is what jews and muslims do, with obsessed rituals, do this that many times a day, wash yourself before doing that, don't eat this, don't touch that, stuff like that. with Christ, truth was revealed to us. It is sin that kills us, and doing these obsessed rituals is not the cure. Recognize the sin in you and repent from it, repent meaning turn directly away from it, cut it off completely. and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. First He came as the humble servant, as the sheep that was to be slain. The next time He comes, he will come as the lion, to Judge, to defeat the evil one's system. And to be honest, at this day and age it really is not hard to see the system being set up. You see the control, you already see the slave system being set up before your own eyes. Do you not see what the endgame of this system is? Are you ready for what is to come?
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elections are happening on the sharty's /dem/
who do we vote for?
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Sometimes while i do yard work i listen to Israeli songs and imagine im living in the future under the New World Order and doing slave labor for my Israeli overlords.
What does this say about me?
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friendly reminder that Maya moggs your entire existence🥰
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Incomprehensible woahjacks
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I want to master the pronunciation of Dutch (keyed Zellig language of zoiets), so I'm dedicating this thread to discussing Dutch phonology, orthography, and general reading/pronouncing rules.
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does anybody have the high resolution version of neutralplier mymy?
if you post it i'll draw you something.
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Zellig ‘P Xitter NIGGERpedo

In case you haven’t have the displeasure of seeing this COAL, please gem this nigger’s xitter up.
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>Now Cobson how does this image make you feel?
<…
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I had a dream there was like a vending machine of sharty but it actually wasn't a vending machine cuz you couldn't buy anything, you could only just donate them money
and I wanted to donate 5$ but sth malfunctioned in my bank app and I donated 100$ accidentally
image unrelated
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shut it down
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I have a problem

Every time I join an imageboard I immediately start arguing over SNCA on /pol/ or whatever politics board there is.
What causes this and how do I solve it?
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Is this based or nah?
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Bidens Hyperborea?
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People who have access to elite ball knowledge

What do you think of this wendigoon faggot? Something about him doesn't sit right with me.
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This have to be the most unfunniest shit I've ever seen in this platform
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i found a place called mymy in the netherlands
https://g.co/kgs/sFK7kmj
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Incest Shipper Jartycuck

Hello, fellow Zarty friends ,i just wanted to make you aware of this disgusting piece of niggertrash who has just posted Maya x Coco incest on her twitter.
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Should I make scary ongezellig?
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>NEVER G-AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Maya found in simpsons

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Maya
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reely reels reeling their reel

Are there any other Dec-6 reelsaryans still using the Zarty or am I the last one standing?
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i'm just gonna leave this schizo stuff here (holy crap she is wittalaly just like maya so nice and brown)

[REDDIT SPACE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIgJ2TuMf_s
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Ketneiger

Whats da move.
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ITT: we chuddify songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
>Go, Chud!
One, two, three, ooh
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want nigger on the lawn (yeah)
I know your type, tall, dark, and braindead
you did more harm to us then I could remember ontop of my head
And then destroy the legacy of the one who sired me here
<NIGGER!
I'm just a loney chud
But see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of chicken, we don't like niggers
I used to hate whitey (hate whitey)
I attack them white children (attacks white children)
I needs me some reperashuns (reperashuns)
We are the black men!
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want niggers on the lawn (yeah)
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a "deep history" that you state
Jewish education system tells that after all
You're 'tarded, so it doesn't matter
Instead, we'll use this epic white power
To make an aryan ethnostate at any hour
I take your bicycle (bicycle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna end your race whitey! (no, no, no, no)
We are the black men!
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want niggers on the lawn (yeah)
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>
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>soyzellig.party
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We ended up on Xitter again and it's that TROON, AGAIN
https://x.com/DelusionPosting/status/1950915670201282838
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everyone obsessing with the age gap shit is a sad miserable nigger who never had real love in xheir life
<1stworldredditandxitterproblemsspace
change my mind
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Geg rule34cucks got mindbroken by a slopjak
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i hate the fucking soysphere, this website is the only one i can fucking stand, but it's rulecucked, you get banned for criticism, and it's dead, but when it's not dead, it's full of faggots who would probably spam gore and other vile shit, just like on every other soi site.
i literally can't win in any way other than denouncing all of this shit and just living as a soi hermit.
maybe it's always been like this, and maybe it's over for soy.
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kys faggots
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I'm using a vpn and I keep getting dutch ads on spotify, its absolute kino
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this splinter genuinely sucks idk how you niggers post on this 2 pph dnb
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why does everybody either hate me or ignore me? is it because i'm autistic?
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>Janny, there's a foodism in my gem
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>Zarty user meetup
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Made a jewish imageboard

jewjak.party

every thread must be jewish
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why are you niggers so heartless?
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>compress your files
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Does anybody know any similar animations to ongezellig?
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>iiiiizzzzz luuuuuuuhhhhv mah trooooooonslaaaap mediuh and cooooaaalin' up da catteh
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You ok janjan?
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>Tool looks like a spade
>don't call it a spade
>Tool doesn't look like a spade
>call it a spade
Who did this?
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OPERATION I FUCKING HATE TWITTERFAGS

The goal of this is to make sharty jannies ban twitter screenshots from /soy/.
>HOW?
Create a twitter account masquerading as a tranny or an rw twitter shitskin using soyspeak, make a fake screenshot of the same account saying something that would get the average sharty user angry, post it to /soy/.
There is gonna be at least one person willing to check the account because the majority of modern soytroons are xitter immigrants.
>WHATS THE CATCH?
Make the entire account promote zarty/kuzzy/shemmy/swinny/whateverotherdnbsplintersthereis. (your choice)
IMPORTANT:
You should do this from a completely new account.
Do not post things that are too over the top.
Do not share the accounts itt.
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Im looking forward to the day that 4cuck finally dies for good. Only pedophillic oldtroons use that site.
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opinions on kanye west?
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Mogs every single other boorunigger
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/dem/ is gonna have an election
Half of candidates are leaking at zellig
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Hi!
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Good night ZartyBros, I hope you all get good nights rests!
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>less than 30 mins on the sharty
>150 replies
GEG ARE THE SOYIM REALLY THIS MINDBROKEN?
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I wish I had a girlfriend I could talk to and love. I wish I could be loved by another person. Will I ever experience love zaryans? or is it too late for me?
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>original foodists were mostly catholic chuds
>modern foodists are mostly satanic tranny pedophiles
what went wrong?
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>I probably some hot takes here, but I’m very mixed on my feelings. I’ll go over the various groups I know best.

>Overall, there are some fantastic, kind, welcoming people in the community that has formed around the show! Talented artists who produce amazing works that help keep the community together. I think it’s important to remember that there’s a lot of good here besides the bad, and it would be good to make this place somewhere that is more open to new people coming in.


>The chuds are just an awful, miserable people, who don’t really care for the show, to the point they have their own name for the show because they’re too lazy to learn how to say a word that is not in their language. It’s unfortunate they need to be brought hope given how toxic they are, but the best we can do is not associate with them, hope they grow up, and move on with their lives.


>I find the 4chan users tend to be annoying. They are not like the chuds in that I think they do actually care about the show and are not acting with malicious intent. They are mostly internationals who want everyone else to worship them as they claim the show’s audience traces back solely to them. It’s true that circulation on 4chan did play a role in it, but if it wasn’t for 4chan, I think another site would’ve brought attention to it or even the YouTube algorithm just planting it in peoples’ feeds like it did mine would have done the trick. At this point I’ve had more than one interactions with 4chan users who boast how ‘important’ they were in 2018/2019 for spreading Deel 1 and the later Deel 1 + 2. This is something a lot of earlier Dutch viewers I’ve spoken with tend to dispute, saying there was very little non-Dutch audience before 2020. I am probably biased here, but I am more willing to believe the long-time Dutch viewers than the 4chan users trying to place a crown on themselves.


>YouTube is a mix of both the good and the bad, with creators and commenters who are cool and do amazing work, though some I suspect like interacting with or are chuds themselves. Comment sections on Ongezellig fan videos tend to be toxic from chuds using terms from their website.


>Massadonië is an… interesting place. There’s a lot of different kinds of people there, and some are really cool, some are alright, and some do more harm than good IMHO but are allowed to stay either because they’ve been there a long time or reasons I don’t really know. It’s seems somewhat segregated, with a primarily Dutch general chat and an English-only general chat, with a few channels that cross over. A lot of discussion on content there is over Ongezellig despite Studio Massa moving on from it. The majority of the Dutch-speaking members are indifferent or just hostile to non-Dutch members, though given one of the groups I mentioned earlier I feel the suspicion is not without reason. Most of them don’t care about the show and have moved on. We’ll see how/if the environment there changes at all.
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Are there any other roider zaryans here?

I'm pinning 250mg test/week, with some winstrol and anadrol in there as well. Meeting up with a guy soon to get some gh, after aquiring that the last thing I need for the cockpit is some clen
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so im an trvecel with assburgers, but I kinda feel like a crypto-incel. I look like and dress like a fairly normal human being. althoughbeit obviously I don't have a rich social life I got a couple of NT friends (males obviously) and I hang out sometimes with them, I can also hold a conversation with peers (also males) on my university easily. I just knowingly omit engaging in any kind of topics regarding femoids, and romantic or sexual life, to hide how im a deeply flawed individual in that matter.
now im wondering, are most incels actually like this? or im a rare exception, and most incels are stereotypical severely retarded social outcasts spending their life browsing 4cuck or sharty, possessing extreme political views, not being able to hold a normal conversation with another human being in real life, and wearing these disgusting cargo shorts in beige color, as every unmasked autist does.
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i just shat my pants, ask me anything
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Oh no no
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>hating on 'zellig in big '25
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>soyzellig.party
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https://rplace.live/
GET IN ZARYANS
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Gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on it'll be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There'll be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on it'll be total organization, every muscle must be tight.
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I'm doing a sharty faces on the shitty's qa and since this is technically a sharty splinter has anyone posted xis face in here?
if so could you post it?
(((i'm clearly not datamining imageboards users)))
>unrelated gif
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reelscucks…
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>hating 'zellig in the big 25
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Why do you guys hate frogposters so much?
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The zarty is the true inheritor of the party since it still has the .party domain or something
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>JOHN, YOU USELESS MAN, STOP TRYING TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND GO RAISE THE SON OF YOUR WIFE'S BULL, DON'T YOU SEE HOW LOST HE LOOKS WITHOUT YOU? Also I support women's rights
<o algo
^I am sure I need to Morgan, but I am too busy helping out whores because they remind me so much of the woman I am in an open relationship with, you was like a brother to me!
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>no you stupid chud trannies weren't a psyop to intentionally destroy autistic internet communities and make small hobby sites unuseable unless you are severely mentally ill religious lunatic yourself so that (((they))) could centralize and chase out dissenters for more easy handling and as a result have more users on their own mega social media sites that lack individual moderation that would easily target chuds and as a result leaves them with no other option than to use those sites or controlled opposition that intentionally supresses it's own users with tranny garbage or is diluted to make it harmless and sterile, annoying mentally ill t-slurs arising out of nowhere in the beginning of the (((culture war))) is TOTALLY normal goy!
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Uh hello zarty… i guess i'll be spending my time on the only 2 splinters that aren't runned by pedophiles or zoophiles
because i got banned for saying something heccin offensive about the orange man
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this diet coke is fucking awesome. i LOVE diet coke! i don't know why but the regular coke just tastes WAY sweeter and it's just too sweet for me, but diet coke? that's the good shit. opening another bottle again award
>arrow because obsessed niggers will say no arrow and i look like that but i do look and talk like that, i DO like diet coke
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>I hope they don't datamine me TOO hard….
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i hate froot. i hate quote. i hate root. i hate how they all ruined the sharty and shartyniggers stood around like cattle watching as their kin were slaughtered. i cringe away in hate whenever i see a normgroid using a soyjak becuase froot intentionally let normgroids rape the sharty and soyjaks or when a soytroon posts on whatever media platform i browse. i hate them. i hate it all so much. make it stop.
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Guys did you?

I that many of you didnt this, but i just wante you guys to that lig is epic and everybody that!
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The current sharty is a glorified discord server
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The trvke that singlehandedly made every NAS tranny ACK.
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Ok hear me out

What if we chuddified instagram reel slang
<icl ts pmo sybau
Like what if we used tsngr (this stupid nigger)
YGK (you greedy kike?
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would you say that mymy would join the Orange Order if given the chance? We're just going to ignore the fact that she is a woman and also assume she converts to protestantism.
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>Why don't you ride a bike to get somewhere, like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Why can't you smoke weed in your country, like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Why are you religious? We aren't like that IN THE NETHERLANDS.
>Our infrastructure works IN THE NETHERLANDS.
>You don't know how to spell "IJ" or "g", like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Life's expectancy and the happiness' index is higher, IN THE NETHERLANDS.
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Is Azumanga Daioh Zarty-approved?
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>By 2025, the age of 'jakkers and 'teens was at an end…
>The Internet was becoming a land of sanitation…
>Even the splinters had mostly been tamed.
>A few chuddy holdouts still roamed but they were being replaced and destroyed.
<ZelligGem Games presents
<ORANGE FORLON HOPE
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How do we distance the zarty from the soysphere?
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what style do you use?
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Test
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niggas we need to boost pph, this feels like a dnb imageboard at times
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i'm going to the store to pick up chips now, i'll update you niggas when i'm back
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Schizo theory

Zoot is the same person as bulgarian namefag
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He can do it, why can't you?