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Post gender affirming trans rights videos for when you take your estrogen and cuddle your blajah shark. šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø
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TF2 final comic is out

https://www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedayshavewornaway/
What are we thinkin?
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>Zaar, we need to replace Zaryans with highly skilled shitposters from India who will work tirellesli to make top 0.0001% of zems
>Remember that the Zartie, was literally built by immigrants, we need to redeem as many indians as possible, veri cheap on servers and defenders of Onjezellig
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Sister just broke a mercury thermometer

Ama
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how did spitefag win so hard? where can i learn to win as hard as that?
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I'm having a nightmare
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Guatemala

In 2016, a man was arrested in Guatemala, accused of killing 21 women. His name was Gustavo Porta-Cuesta Fuentes, he was 31 years old and lived on the Guatemalan coast.
In the extensive backyard of his house they found more than a dozen bodies/bones belonging to young women.
Porta-Cuesta was a civil servant and held a high position in the government, so the case was hushed up and all records disappeared. Even his name was erased. Therefore, there is no information left on the web about this case.
He was sentenced to hang and was expected to be executed around 2022.
What happened is that, in the middle of this year I received a file containing a folder with several sound pieces. Porta-Cuesta was an amateur musician and recorded experimental music on weird albums by the pseudonym LFC. The content of this was leaked and I am making this file available on the internet.
The download is free and clean. The material is very strange, listen at your own risk.
The link is this: https://www.mediafire.com/file/bq9w4rgn8ud1mvj/ALBUMS_-_LFC.rar/file
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CONFIRMED?!?!?

ZELLIG IN FAMILY GUY?!?!?!
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im stroking my bibisi
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>I'm Mister Blue Diamonds
>I'm Mister Gem
>I'm Mister Fresh OCs
>I'm Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>I'm too much!
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>He's too much
>I never want to know a day
>Where the log's full of coal
>I'd rather have it shiny
>and bright and hope to see more gold
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>Too much
>Too much!

<I'm Mister Red Brimstone

<I'm Mister Coal
<I'm Mister NAS Spammer
<I'm Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<I'm too much!
<He's Mister Red Brimstone
<He's Mister Coal
<He's Mister NAS Spammer
<He's Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<He's too much!
<thank you
<I never want to know a day
<Where the log's full of gems
<I'd rather have it dusty and brimmy
<and repost the same jokes
<Oh, some hate it black, but I like it vantablack! Like my BBC goon material or something.
<He's Mister Red Brimstone
<He's Mister Coal
<SING IT!
<He's Mister NAS Spammer
<He's Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<I'm too much
<Too much!
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is frogposting allowed now?
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What's that one faceapp/AI program used by 'teens for making doxerald videos of targets saying their address? I have something silly in mind.
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does anyone play legacy call of duty like iw4x plutonium or advanced warfare
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That was easy geg
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is there an offline schoolocaust version? i ended up creating a custom C++ server that does nothing but respond with the game files so it is playable offline. am i retarded?
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https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/441222.html
agugu poster is into grooming?
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Hi.
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HOLY SHIT IT"S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!

Holy fucking shit Zaryans, I am SO excited for Christmas!!! I asked Sinterklaas for TND and zems on the 'Zarty forever! What did you guys ask for? Any Sinterklaas deniers will be raped by a pack of wild niggers on Christmas morning.
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the ghost and molly mcgee

tell me more about this cute cartoon
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>I hate every nucaca that I see
>From reelsfags to streetshitter 'jeets
>No, you'll never make a nufag out of me!
*"Date of the user's first post in the zarty: September 2024" appears in the background.* *The nufags point to it*
>Oh my God, I was wrong!
>I was a newfag, all along!
>You finally made a nufag!
<Yes we finally made a nufag!
>Yes you finally
>Made
>A
>Nufag
>Out
>Of
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>I love you, Doctor Soyberg!
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Kate strikes again. LMFAO.. this is probably getting deleted.

Why do jannies only apply this rule with me.. (Kate). Uhh I'm actually 20 years old! The 14 year old stuff was ragebait. On everyone soul expect mines. Anddd I'm actually white and a man! Merry Christmas, anyways I'm going back to soyjak.party. see u in January!
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Rest in piss jarty
Rest in piss affy and Holo (that nigga overdosed geg)
And rest in piss this dead nigger of a site
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Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible.
Homestar Runner:
>Had a massive impact on the early internet, memes, and pop culture. Referenced to by numerous pieces of media and is known and beloved by millions of people worldwide
>Has been active for almost 30 years, is still making episodes to this very day even after the death of adobe flash, racking up hundreds of thousands of views with each upload
>Is not monetized in any way, its creators don’t beg their audience for money in order to keep the show going + all content is free and readily available to everyone
>Bright, absurdist, nostalgic, and comically genius; never gets old
Ongezellig:
>Had very little cultural impact, is obscure outside of anonymous imageboards
>Was active for 5 years, had a grand total of six episodes, and then died
>Its creator constantly begs his audience for donation money, has his viewers pay in exchange for content
>Overall dark and depressing undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, along with boring and dull characters
Let’s face it /zellig/, SOVLstar GEMmer beats Soullesszellig any day of the week. The Brothers Chaps make ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they have been animating for almost 30 years despite making little monetary gain. Studio Massa, on the other hand, doesn’t like his creation. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. Studio Massa is not proud of Ongezellig nor its fanbase, unlike the Chaps who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next.
So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Cuckzellig, or do you want to see what a REAL web series looks like?
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Oekaki 'zellig thread because Zoot is a SLF

Draw 'ligs
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Marge why is everyone calling the 'iwi 'arms the 'shiwi'? Is it the autism working on you people?
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I don't know how much longer I can do it bros, I don't want to kill myself, I just want all the pain to stop.

Nobody in my family is ever happy and home doesn't feel like home anymore. I feel more distant from my friends every day and I don't know how talk to people anymore, it's all crashing down on me. School is a nightmare, I'm completely behind and mentally lost in most of my classes.

Everything is going wrong in my life, all I have left is my faith in Christ. What do I do bros?
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Zelty niggas really went through the 5 stages of grief huh?

1. Denial
>Deel 6 and the illustrations may be over, but there's still hope it could still come out!!!
2. Anger
>That fucking faggot Massa and xis gypsy nigger Foenkike ruined ANY chance of this show coming out. Why didn't xe appeal to outsiders more or find ways to market better and get more funding??? Holy shit this guy is such a retard.
3. Bargaining
>We gotta get more eyes on the show to prove it's not a dead nigger baby!!! My uncle is currently dying and he's got a large inheritance for me that I could give to Massa when he's dead, that'll bring it back I'm sure of it!!
4. Depression
>It's over, there's no hope for any chance of seeing this gem come to life, live suicide even starts on the 17th…
5. Acceptance
>It may be over, but I'm still gonna make TND TTD gemmies of Mymy to show I still love this Dutch Cartoon.

Thanks for the insight immigrant.
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What kind of a bait generates the most replies lately? I made a BWC racebait + FPE thread today and got about 200 replies, the website feels like a dead nigger compared to March doe
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Xitter migrant question

Whats been going on for the last 3 days? PPH drastically boosted at the cost of post quality. It feels as if we are being invaded by unassimilated nufags and normies
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Is murder good for you?
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I feel sad when I see kids not pay attention to mall Santas or make fun of them, it's a constant reminder that we live in a mulatto ZOG niggerworld without any spark of joy and innocence.

It makes my blood boil to see nigger and spic youth, these violent and sadistic creatures start thinking about shooting eachother the moment they turn 10, no cognitive development whatsoever, just carnal desires and bloodlust the moment they are able to speak, without a doubt they should be removed from existence.

I want to live in a world that is friendly to kids, not to these dysgenic beasts.
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I don't think there are enough jaks posted here on the Zarty, this is a dedicated thread for them, with 'ligjaks being encouraged
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desktops

post 'em
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Why can't we edit the main ziki page?
It has no page links or any kind of directory and I don't think zoot cares enough to add any
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Who would win in a physical fight?

a imageboard full of dozen of neonazis.
or
a black teenage girl
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Any women in the community
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Hey Zaryans, My feeling got fucked over today and I have no one to express it to anymore, I thought I have but they turned out to be cold and disregarding, every single one of them are. I might sound stupid but I feel like this place is much more welcoming than whatever I have right now.

I care so much for people, I'd put a lot of effort into making people feel happy and loved, only to be left behind and treated as unwanted. One moment I was special, and then something and then I became less and less significant. No matter how hard I tried, it just didn't matter to them, and then I became nothing to them. I felt awful about it and the more I express about my feelings to others the more they became fed up with it.

They then treated like nothing ever happened, like I had never existed.
Even though I had done so much for them, I still was left behind in despair. Sometimes when I feel sad, all I ever wanted was a listening ear and support but all I received are just criticism and directions, I might not be in the right but I also don't want to be judged.

I never thought I'd ever relate to Maya for having imaginary friends. It's hard to be in reality when my friends treated me like nothing, so I made up a supportive friend in my mind to comfort me even though it's not real, at the least it was kind of a great coping method.

I really love this place, even though it might seem like a hell hole for normies but I am sure that Zaryans are still kind souls at the end of the day.

If you wanna talk about anything, I'm here for you Zaryans.
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I hate being a tranime fan because 99% of them are pedophiles or the biggest faggots on the planet so I have to get roped in with them whenever I want to express my interest

I wanna watch my cool fight scenes without any of the pedophilic faggotry and stone-cold retarded fans
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>Hey Zaryans, My feeling got fucked over today and I have no one to express it to anymore, I thought I have but they turned out to be cold and disregarding, every single one of them are. I might sound stupid but I feel like this place is much more welcoming than whatever I have right now.
<
>I care so much for people, I'd put a lot of effort into making people feel happy and loved, only to be left behind and treated as unwanted. One moment I was special, and then something and then I became less and less significant. No matter how hard I tried, it just didn't matter to them, and then I became nothing to them. I felt awful about it and the more I express about my feelings to others the more they became fed up with it.
<
>They then treated like nothing ever happened, like I had never existed.
>Even though I had done so much for them, I still was left behind in despair. Sometimes when I feel sad, all I ever wanted was a listening ear and support but all I received are just criticism and directions, I might not be in the right but I also don't want to be judged.
<
>I never thought I'd ever relate to Maya for having imaginary friends. It's hard to be in reality when my friends treated me like nothing, so I made up a supportive friend in my mind to comfort me even though it's not real, at the least it was kind of a great coping method.
<
>I really love this place, even though it might seem like a hell hole for normies but I am sure that Zaryans are still kind souls at the end of the day.
<
>If you wanna talk about anything, I'm here for you Zaryans
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Warning: SNCA deluxe

I was doing my usual checkup on Project GOY to see if they finally decided to do something and I bumped into this
These people aren't actually mad that "the natsees" ruined the show or whatever cope they keep telling themselves. These people are mad BECAUSE "the natsees" are actually good at what they do and actually show that chuds will care for something just like normal people. Everytime you make a piece of OC, you contribute to the community and keep these pests out.
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What do you guys think about tranime, and do you guys consider ongezellig one?
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There is no justifiable reason why you should procreate children with mental disabilities. If autism has a cure and you DONT give that child it before or after pregnancy, you are a selfish faggot who probably only wants them disabled for you to get brownie points on social media.
>OH MY HECKKIN SCIENCE, LOOK AT MY STUNNING AND BRAVE TARD CHILD DOING A THING NORMAL PEOPLE WOULD FIND EASY AS FUCK. IM SUCH A GOOD PARENT!!!
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>((foenkie)) replied to a print talking about 'cord drama

https://x.com/DarkieTheHalo/status/1866245466460979273
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>onopvoedbaar
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Children are raped, tortured and murdered by the elite. It's all systematic and controlled. If you torture and traumatize a child to the point of no return you can eat their pineal gland for the ultimate rush. They were rubbing this in our face with Monsters Inc, they've briefly namedropped adrenochrome in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas too, predictive programming, makes you think it's silly and just something you saw in a movie. If you read the Wikileak emails you'd see the parallels, but you didn't and just let CNN tell you they were debunked because we said so. my younger sister and i were REM cloning victims as children, of cloning adrenochrome harvesting done on children. we both shared monsters inc type dreams, where we were chased through a supermarket ignored by all adults shoppinf there. chased by a dinosaur type creature, sometimes a vampire, sometimes a werewolf. very stereotypical monster type creatures. we would be killed by the end of the dream, it did not end until you were caught and killed. i began going up to the villian in the dreams, after having so many of them, and conversating with them. they would sigh and be like yeah i have to kill you. id be like yeah, i know. just do it, i wanna wake up. and it would work. my sister learned to do the same. we also both warned the other kids we would see there, we would tell them to let yourself be caught and killed, so the dream could end. we both had these same dreams the same year, so many times. they only stopped for me, when i was almost completely unafraid anymore. i believe i became useless, for that reason. i also shared dreams with my younger sister, where she would turn evil and murder me. i had these often and also every other family member this would happen with too. she told me she remembered having the same dream, and she was the one who went evil and killed me. MONSTERS INC IS ALL ABOUT R.E.M. CLONING ADRENOCHROME HARVESTING OF CHILDREN.
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why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter
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its very cute

biscuits
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TOTAL JEET DEATH you are not welcomed
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Real Gianni Gemmy
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what are the best free resources for learning Dutch? I refuse to use Duolingo since it sucks ass, but I really want to learn this language
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nigel gem
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You guys are so smart and funny over here! But I still can't get one thing. How exactly are the Jews to blame for everything that is happening now?
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Ponies WNBAG but this is p funny
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all of you are going to hell by the way
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>NIGGA, THE GAYS ARE NUTS!!!
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Does anyone have links to Project Roy, Roosland, and other Ongezellig related discord servers?

Thanks.
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its really ironic how splinters all load instantaneously meanwhile sharty needs 6 gorillion scripts to even load a thread
even in the doll era the site loaded instantly, mind you
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Is it just me or are you guys seeing how modern internet is full of effeminate cucks? I'm going crazy. They almost ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FAGGOT WHO ARE SAFE EDGY. Pick related shows a good description of how fallen young men nowadays are. Where are the fellow keyed bros right now? Where do I find them?
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Someone post the rest of these
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Doxing, swatting, and pushing porn artists to suicide for sexualizing characters from cartoons is good and should be encouraged actually.
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What are your fetishes?
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I haven't used this site for so long, what the fuck is this?
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my mom does nothing but talk to her not-boyfriend and the resentment I hold because of that is motivating me to be productive and get a job

is it over or have divorcedkidsGODS won?
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Not zellig but kino
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Goed morning, fellow zoiets
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Soon…
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>There is NO jewbooru! STOP LOOKING FOR IT
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does anyone here happen to look like this?
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Pet KARABOGA

happy thanksgiving or so i say
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is anyone here doing advent of code?
https://adventofcode.com/
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I haven't checked this site until August 7th of this year. Before that I used to check it everyday since late 2023, a hardcore Zaryan. But, I stopped checking and faded away from zarty and sharty culture. I want to know if there's anything cool I should know or what threads to check out to catch up. I love you Zaryans.
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How Aryan am I?
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FPE received the 'zellig treatment

Now we're at 2 "shows" claimed by 'jakkers which have been cancelled
This bitch really pulled a Massa and it ironically gives something in common to both 'zellig and 'pe
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Just realized something

In deel I when Mymy calls Maya a Fritzl she is referring to Josef Fritzl
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What do Zaryans think of Azumanga Daioh?

I had never watched anime but after seeing Zellig I gave Azumanga a try because I heard the shows were somewhat similar. I enjoyed it a lot.
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some gooner on 'cord called me a normie because I said his porn addiction is disgusting and it was the final straw to stop using 'cord, I've felt so calm and free ever since
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How come the zarty is suddenly so lively? Last time I visited (in October) it was deader than a nigger baby
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Hoi zarteigenossen, haven't been on the site since 7 november, can anyone tell me what happened during this time?
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MY NECK HURTS

FUCK MY SHIT LIFE
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Proto-chuds

Post character's who have the motif of a chud that came prior to the existence of the chud.
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Zoot you're fucking insane
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Should I learn French or Dutch first? Both are fairly easy since Dutch is close to English and French is the 2nd language of my country so I know a bit of it already. French is more useful but Dutch sounds nicer and it's for the 'lig. What do you think?
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Schlog Jannies have released the namefag ā€˜cord logs here’s the download link:Ā https://filetransfer.io/data-package/C6debzyW#link
Other link:Ā https://files.catbox.moe/dy0vtg.zip

!!WARNING LOTS OF ISLAMIC CONTENT!!
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I drank an energy drink recently and I can't sleep at night.
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warcraft 3

theres a zarty clan on warcraft 3 called soyzellig dot party (zrty)
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Incomprehensible woahjacks site
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wigger wiggert dgfsgodgsrdgks
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Wmaf couples
>often doesn't even breed, 1 kid at max

Bmwf couples
>often have 4 kids
>niggy impregnates the whore and goes away, the cycle repeats
>total nigger life happens this way in most developed countries
>even russia is helping total nigger life to happen by importing african bvlls since their men are getting killed in some jewish war
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I tried stroopwafel for the first time, it was very good

I'm gonna try to find the ingredients and make my own but it might be difficult to find authentic Dutch stroop
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HALF LIFE 2 MODS - /general/

HL2 now has Workshop and there are classical gems on the 'hop. There's the original Stanley Parable and Resident Evil 2 Source.

Here is a good collection:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3366668255

What mods do you like? What mods would you like to be uploaded on the 'hop?
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does anyone wanna be my friend
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Just kill every single nigger that likes 'zellig
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does anyone else miss Zarty QVEEN?
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>(You) had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today
>But (you) decided to spill my blood
>(You) forced me into a corner, and gave me only one option
>The decision was yours
>Now (you) have blood on your hands that will never wash off
>(Your) sadistic styles have made me nothing but a piece of fucking shit
>(You) have vandalized my heart
>Raped my soul, and torched my conscience
>(You) thought it was one, pathetic void life you were extinguishing, (you) were right
>Thanks to (you), I leave, like Eduard limonov
>To inspire generations of the gay and the retarded people
>Do (you) know what it feels like to be spit on your face
>And have peeb shoved down (your) throat
>Do (you) know what it feels like to dig your own grave
>Do (you) know what it feels like to have your neck stabbed with a pen
>Do (you) know what it feels like to have rumors spread about you
>Do (you) know what it feels like to be humiliated and be impaled…- impaled upon on a cross
>And left to bleed to death for (your) amusement
>(You) have never felt a single ounce of pain your whole life
>Yet (you) wanna inject as much misery in my live.. as you can.. just because you can?
>(You've) had everything you wanted
>(Your) ROY membership wasn't enough, you brats
>(Your) followers weren't enough, you snobs
>(Your) community respect wasn't enough… your Yurifagging and obnoxious OCs weren't enough
>All (your) debaucheries weren't enough
>Those weren't enough to fulfill (your) hedonistic needs
>(You've) had everything
>(You) just loved crucifying me
>(You) loved inducing cancer in my head and terrorizing my heart
>And raping my soul all this time
>I didn't have to do this.. I could've left
>I could have fled a thousand times already
>But I will now
>Are (you) happy?
>Goodbye, this is my final zeg
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Aryan music thread

Post music only white people listen to
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Why do jews peddle "Step-brother/Step-sister" porn instead of going all in on incest? (((They))) are already pushing hard on delving deep into degeneracy with race mixing and rotting away your soul gooning off, so what difference does it make that porn actors are portrayed as step siblings or not?
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aryans

what's the proof of aryan supremacy over other races? like how can I convince normies if they ask me about it?