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>fails every raid
>fails every attempt at being shocking
>fails every attempt at converting 'jakkers
>loses their (((precious))) 'cord where they stash all their 'p every month
>VVILL get assraped by glowARYANS
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my asshole itches what am i supposed to do
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Pingasman… I kneel..
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The sharty is fucking down
This is the only site besides the swinny that is up right now
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Sharty is down and i'm a shartycuck AMA
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I love poop
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Can any artGODS help me pick the right type of pencil for me? I need a pencil that can last at least a few pages of notes (maths) without getting too blunt. I have no idea about the difference letters on pencils or why people prefer mechanical etc. yes I know I could just search it up but I don't want to hear what some retards on Reddit or a blog shill had to say.
<REDDIT SPACING
all I need to know is a kino size of lead or whatever, or specific pencils you would recommend
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something important will happen today
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Does anyone here know where that one ESL cord pedo who sent pictures of his tiny black spic dick to minors is?
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Finally the little prick understood!
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Would posting my art on Massadönie make me a döniecvck? I could make it funny by drawing the sisters in certain 'jak variant poses and they'd have no idea.
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is this really what the ongezellig fandom is like ToT

what is a soy or a chud :(
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.
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Did you guys see what Killkneegrow_21 did to the obsessed Botswannan OSRS pedo nigger? Let me give you the quick rundown. You might've already known about such people as Tylander, MOLVANIA_IS_WHITE and the ever so infamous fatass leaf JasonBlundell. Earlier this week, a new foe has appeared, PollyCracker. He is a pedophilic nigger from the sh!tskin country of Botswana who constantly forces the game "Old School RuneScape" on /soy/. Most of the aryan soyteens have gotten tired of his schticks and called for a ban on any discussion about the game via a "If this thread gets 500 replies" thread. Root banned OSRS-posting and it was a common soyteen victory. Our hero, Killkneegrow_21, destroyed this behemoth of a threat to the sharty just with saying this simple 3-letter word constantly: "KYS". He also forced something that's obviously better than OSRS, Bubsy 3D. PollyCracker still uses the sharty and is commonly found on >>>/spice/ fighting the aryan Killkneegrow and always losing. Polly's seetheralds are always huge and you should bait him if you have the chance. One time, he accidentally posted Fortnite shịt fetish pornography instead of his usual buff chudjaks and embarassed himself in front of the whole website, and mentioning that event in front of him will make him chimp out like the nigger he is. He's the sharty's Lee Goldson, and he will probably not stop anytime soon.
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big day tomorrow
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Hopefully this isn't breaking the NAZ limit o algo

For all you chuddies who want your aryan foreskin back from da joooooooz of iets dergelijks https://www.foregen.org
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Zaryans what's a good place to share my art that isn't xitter? I've mainly been sharing my 'lig art on here.
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whats with all the hate for ponyfags
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Chocolate sprinkle and butter?
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Schizoid gamergate-y channel who likes to talk about the absolute state of gaming, xhe likes to go off into tangents albeit
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>You don't need to link the thread across boards dude, we all look at all boards, no one will miss it
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>not finding love because you're an ugly fuck that no woman will ever be with.
<not finding love because you're an ugly fuck and you don't want to pass on your ugly genes onto your offspring.
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Gemmy soy parody written and sung by an old Zaryan.
I wonder if he browses the Zarty.
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NIGGER COAL WEBSITE THIS CAPTCHA IS CONFUSING AS FUCK
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OMGSISA
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Ayt we gotta start CIU
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i've noticed there's a captcha did something happen while i was gone?
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>soyzellig.party
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BLUD IS CRACKED AT SUBWAY SURFURERS!!!!
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When is he coming back?
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Post some epic and hilarious 4chan greentext stories, LOL!
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DNB website
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DOCTOOOOOOSSSS NIGGA
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>this site
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>Hola, me llamo ApopFonz and estoy brappando all over mi
>I was generado in a poor familia of mexishitskinaryans, y ahora estoy tornado to draw Coco porn, obsessed about mi drawings
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a new independently hosted 'craft server to colonize with an already existing zarty presence
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only shilling because i'm a selfish little fuck who needs more plot land
IP:mc.soyworld.online (cracked)
dynmap: http://185.155.220.111:8123/
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Dating Redpill Thread

Discuss how to understand women and all of those stuff. I highly discourage the negative "foid talk" or whatever, since this thread is more on trying to know what women want in an emotional level and using it to improve yourself and have an advantage in having a future family.
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BVLL-Thrembo

Attention, 'zelligGODS:
I have come because I want to find a strong ally to help me become President of the Sharty's /dem/.
My real plan if I were to become President is to turn /dem/ into /zellig/, with stickied threads for Maya, Coco and Mymy respectively. there will be a total froggoogoogaga rageban as well.
By the power of Ϫ I will become Zoot 2 and save the Zarty or whatever
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NutCraft

IP: 51.161.120.212:25580
Version: 1.20.4
How to join:
-Install prism launcher
-make an instance for 1.20.4
-for mod installer, select fabric
-download these mods https://drive.google.com/file/d/1glEPhFD9uwzyH9Tpy1e3JJRsSXuInhx2/view?usp=drive_link and put them into your instance's mod folder
-launch and join
>ERM NOT DOWNLOADING YOUR CRYPTO MINER CHUDDY
We have tried numerous times to get the modpack approved by curseforge tranny jannies but they keep leaking and denying it and it taked 40 hours to get it approved. You're going to have to trust me when I say that there is 0 malware or any bad piece of software in the modpack. It's literally all just mods. Server is currently open.
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>twitter moots wanna join my discord server i wanna have more twitter artist friends n stuff
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>KYS XITTER REEL REDDITCACA FROGKIKE BRABANTERDISCORDER KATE KANE FOENKIKE LORENZOYARIO BONZIPPFPEDO STREETYCUCK 4CUCKER DEMORALIZER ZOOOT ZOOOOOOOT ZOOOOOOOT ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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DO WE STEAL THE 10M GET LIKE SELFISH LITTLE FUCKS?????
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What do you think will happen after the shemmy ACKs?
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for you chuddy
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>I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
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Well
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And another one bites the dust, they're really dropping like flies GEG!
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>The image presents a single, distressed figure. The background is plain, allowing the viewer to focus entirely on the subject's apparent mental state. Above the figure are the words "A NEW LEVEL OF RETARDATION." The figure seems to be in a state of extreme distress, suggesting a commentary on intellectual frustration or perceived inadequacy.

>The individual appears to be Caucasian, seemingly existing in a state of profound frustration. The clothing is unkempt and the emotions displayed are of despair and anger. As for hobbies, it is conceivable that this individual engages in negative activities such as doomscrolling, writing manifestos, and consuming propaganda, alongside potentially benign activities like arguing online, and substance abuse. This is a portrait of a modern man succumbing to digital forces.


>The Individual seems easily agitated and prone to conspiracy theories, hence we can target them with anti-establishment merchandise and online extremist communities, such as Infowars' Survival gear, Conspiracy theory books from Amazon, Online extremist communities in Discord, and Survival gear from REI, as well as Bitcoin from Coinbase, Processed food from McDonald's, Gaming equipment from Razer, and Fast food from Burger King.
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Der 'arty is reaching the 10 000 000 GET soon, are vve stealing it?
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i was learning dutch 30 minutes a day for a few months around the start of 2024 but gave up soon after; should i try give it another shot?
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mein mymy tradwife broke up with me because "imageboards are for autistic children"
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Anybody play that vice city nextgen mod? I've been enjoying it a lot.
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i havent used anything soy-esque related in around a year did i miss anything important
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how is this even possible.
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GEG

Cordniggers doing an Ongezellig podcast and they're all unironic shitskins seething about us 10 minutes in
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Wtf I love the Japs now
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Miss Circle from FPE:

🎤 "Yo, it's Miss Circle, here to take the stage,
Flow so sharp it'll cut like a blade.
From FPE, I drop knowledge with class,
School you in rhymes, leave you last in the past.

I'm the queen of education, don't you know,
Geometry, algebra, I make them flow.
Your rhymes are obtuse, while mine are acute,
Step into my circle, you'll see I'm astute."

Mymy from Ongezellig:

🎤 "Step aside, Miss Circle, Mymy's in the house,
Bringing the vibes, never quiet as a mouse.
From Ongezellig, we keep it cozy and real,
My rhymes are fire, yours are just a big spiel.

I'm the master of rhythms, beats, and rhyme,
Your math games? They belong back in time.
You think you're sharp, but I'm the blade,
Cutting through your lessons, leaving you swayed."

Miss Circle from FPE:

🎤 "Oh, Mymy, your rhymes are weak,
My geometric flow is sleek.
I calculate angles, I measure the stars,
Your cozy vibes? They won't get you far.

Equations and formulas, that's my game,
With precision and logic, I'll stake my claim.
Your Ongezellig vibes may bring the cheer,
But in this rap battle, I'll end your career."

Mymy from Ongezellig:

🎤 "Miss Circle, you talk the talk,
But can you handle this rhythmic shock?
I'll keep it real, bring the energy high,
Your equations and numbers? I wave them goodbye.

My cozy vibes, they'll light up the night,
With music and laughter, we'll reach new heights.
In this battle of wits, I'll take the crown,
Ongezellig wins, Miss Circle goes down."

This rap battle's fire! 🔥 Who do you think took the win?
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>Shipwreck psycho
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Joel here

I wanna come back to the soysphere some time but idk when I will be able to, if I do come back I think I'm gonna stop posting about FPE
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>A comment under the Mr. L's video about 'zellig
>"і found the show from racist instagram reels"
>824 likes
Why is it going so? Although, let's consider this as a rhetorical question, I don't want to accidentally spawn another demoralizing thread.
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i love you
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ongezellig if it wasn't shit
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My name is Denis Sukhachev and I love pizza.
AMA
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kysgussywussypedoniger
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Zaryans, how often do threads on the shitty get deleted instead of being moved?
I saw a 'lig thread that got deleted after a post was made saying "whoops there goes this thread".
If an oldGOD can educate me or link a 'ki article then that would be nice.
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heehee dada got get
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he won
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Dead, obscure splinters

Found this one on the 'planet: https://thatsnuts.online/
Complete with cytube, booru. Why do people make those?
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/fit/

Recently got back into lifting is there any real /fit/ left? Went to 4cuck since that was the only one I could think of and its so over there its comical. There wasn't even a fpht.
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>O9A
>676
>764
>CVLT
>COURT
>KASKAR
>HARM NATION
>LEAK SOCIETY
>H3LL
>UTTP
>FOODISTS
>QAFE
>GIH
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Hello Zaryans! It's my birthday today so I decided to do my first digital drawing of Maya to celebrate. You'll see more digital stuff from me in the future.

I want to make an account to compile all my art so you can see like a timeline of my improvement, where should I post?
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I really do actually like Dutch and Dutch adjacent culture thanks to 'zellig.

I started out like everyone else where I watched Ongezellig and thought it was gemmy but since I've taken a sincere interest in Dutch history and have genuienly gone to Amsterdam since and had a great time.

I'm thinking of going to other parts of the Dutch world, probably South Africa sometime soon (but only Orania thoughbeit)

ZWABAG
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shartyshits WTF is this
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Hello folks.


Satanist_Warrior here, I got banned from the sharty because those niggers kicked me out of /pol/.


Not going to the Shemmy, so I'm staying here for the meanwhile.


Will post 'zellig and anti - christian gems soon.
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sisa
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ShemmyGODs here to… enrich your culture.
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Where my shemmychads at
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total /evan/ victory
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Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty

Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!


Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)

Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!


The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty

In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.

Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.

He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.

The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets would be laid bare. The vile things they permitted—the sufilia, the hidden cartels—would be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.

Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew—by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.

Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.




A Hymn to Saint Michiruko

Tone 5

O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!
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Does anyone else get tired of the sharty
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Jak xim
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>i honestly think pet nigger now likes zarty
<why
>i heared a nigger listen to drum 'n bass
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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Secret Zentagon files containing footage of Terra meeting Coco were just leaked
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people here act like fucking caricatures of soyteens
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Bars
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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
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Rivernöök, former zarty mod, just released a .PDF document saying how he's totally not a pedo and that xe was GROOMED by cordtroons into doing it or something.
Source: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/roblox-community-general-thread.79729/post-20425830
>arrow because xey look like this
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What happened to Bernd and Chud?
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New coswork artwork

I like this one
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Geg this nigger is watching his siblings fight
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ongezellig will never be a gem
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The Loud House: Revamped

Did you know that this fanfic has over 2000 CHAPTERS!?!?
Was it worth 7 years for this?
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Aryan Thread
Post aryans
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Sharty shooter #2

Geg, the sharty is getting fedded
https://x.com/1_purgatory/status/1882130124474396727 (xhis manifesto)
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here is my new gif that is going to take off on the sharty, you saw it here first
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If you were in Massa's place, what would you do?
I'd keep working on zellig and give it every chance to become a gemmiest gem of the webshow
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>goonmeister
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I played cyberpunk 2077 and got the tower ending. This ending answers Dex's first question. Poor V…
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Question in need of an answer

Do the mods at the shitty consider using this board a rule violation because it says I was banned, also it seems odd that I was banned half a month ago but was using it until yesterday
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get