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R: 9 / I: 2

What

The no me like that no one else is not pink or not the one and the other guy that is the only thing I have a really to be happy in my mouth and my aunt is in my eyes for the fans of my life I love you too hard. Do you understand?
R: 35 / I: 18
>Froot
>DOLL
>90ac
>soyjak.st
>Mist
>Frootcord
>Mcchallenge
>Ronald
>Captchas
>Warrior-Z
>COBSONtalks
>SPVA
>Coinslot
>Pepe
>BLACKED
>DNB
>Susjak
>Janny Cabal
>Root
R: 27 / I: 5

Zuz's such a perv

PART I

Zuz was a pervert, and Zoot knew this all too well.

Every other day, he could hear him through the wall gooning to some degenerate incest trash as he showed his hand in his pants. Zoot often wondered what god he angered for him to be subjected to such audible torture while he was trying to janny. He never understood why Zuz chose to willingly fry his brain like that. But, stuff like that never got in the way of Zuz being one of his favourite people to bait. It actually increased his enjoyment of it. Wrangling Zuz into his room and going on about whatever was on his mind was Zoot's favourite part of the day. He's the only other person besides Zoll that would listen to him for that long, even if it was against his will. The sheer amount of patheticness that Zuz displayed never failed to put a grin on his face. It's like he was born to be made fun of. And Zoot didn't mind fulfilling that destiny. Especially now, as he's strewn across his bed bored out of his skull.
R: 10 / I: 5
Zaryans, we thought klaus schwab was evil, now look at the new chairman of the WEF, he looks just like a villain. you will eat the bugs, live in the pod, own nothing, won't drink water and won't even be happy. this has been a crazy week
>easter and hitler's birthday coincide
>pope dies at 88 (heil hitler) years old
>guy who looks like palpatine replaces klaus schwab
what is awaiting us Zaryans?
R: 4 / I: 1
I think im starting to realize why this website suceeds in having something stable and healthy when every other soyshitty splinter just dies becuase websites like the shemmy jarty and chinny are an incoherent mix of people with wildly different ideals only really united by the fact they hate the current leadership of the sharty so everything without just slowly falls apart or rapidly does becuase of infighting which leaves them weak enough to be picked off by frootcord/discord spammers. no one really knows what they want except for this website which has a very clear idea and reason to exist. the frogpond doesn't really have a reason to exist but this website serves as an outpost for zaryans to hang out in and nowhere else.
R: 0 / I: 0
can some soyGOD recognize which song is that in the edit?
R: 9 / I: 5
Why shouldn't I take hrt? It improves your health a lot like for your bones, hair, skin, improved mood and your body generally functioning better. All testosterone does is fucking up your mood (eg more angry), male pattern baldness, lowers IQ, shorter lifespan and worsening your physical body.
R: 4 / I: 1
stop posting agugu it makes me hungry

I think we should go back to banning frogs
R: 2 / I: 1
'tan on da log
R: 105 / I: 41
If you think about it
soyzellig is just the sharty's sharty, if that makes sense
just like how 4chan spawned from SomethingAwful
so did the sharty spawn from 4chan
and soyzellig seems to be the only site that has popped out of the sharty and survived for some time too on its own
Are we the next step in evolution? What will come out from soyzellig? So many questions
R: 14 / I: 3
Happy 4/20 zaryans!
R: 2 / I: 0
Deelz Ϫ

All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant Rapeson, this lost footage was recovered during the N.U.T.S incident on February 6th 2026 (You WILL NOT research this).
R: 6 / I: 1
Another DNB of a splinter just dropped, this time it's der Schlog 2!!! ÖÖÖ
https://soyjak.forum/index.php
R: 1 / I: 1
Why is Frankenstein's corpse still alive?
R: 4 / I: 2
>us shannypedos are the real sharty lol
>forget about the fact that we're ruled by a janny cabal what soot and the early users had in mind and wants to turn this shithole into another reddit
>forget that our userbase literally fused with 4trannies and is completely overrun by newniggers
>forget that we don't even embody anything other than rage comics
>forget that we aren't even the soyjak domain LOL
>BUT WE STILL DUH REAL SHITTY YOU SPLINTERCUCKS HAVE NO IDEA
R: 1 / I: 1
THE OFFICIAL SOYZELLIG.PARTY FLAG
R: 10 / I: 1

Israeli woman gang-raped in India

an Israeli woman was gang-raped in India. Why the fuck do women still travel to that shithole country? If you're a woman travelling to India, you are fucking insane.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd92y5np4xgo
R: 0 / I: 0
Female cobson
R: 0 / I: 0
>Dnb sits just shut it down
R: 41 / I: 28

/chicken/

CHICKEN JOCKEY
R: 3 / I: 2

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Hitler!!!
R: 8 / I: 0
>be me
>live in brazil
>our modern music is only about sex and drugs
>scroll xitter and discover an artist who makes music similar to our countrys musical golden age
>listen to more music
>possible faggot
>she has 1 song with a gay clip and 1 song about our military regime (which only faggots complain about)
<that nose is sus…
>open her wikipedia page
>JUDEN

why?????????? its so over
R: 7 / I: 0
Where the fuck do I go? Checking on the same 3 or 4 generals on 4chan was a part of my routine. I literally don't know what to kill time on now when I'm at the bus or something. The sharty is fucking AIDS, so I'm not using that shit.
R: 7 / I: 1
What happened to all the phonk/chudcore online? What happened to that wave that worked so well with chuddy culture? What is the next step in internet culture? What happened to all the edits etc?
R: 1 / I: 1

niggers

niggers
R: 2 / I: 1

wordswordswords snca

mfw i'm still shadowbanned on the 'arty, for some reason. yesterday like out of the blue i could just post even doe i was shadowbanned for like a week already before since i'm a lazy little fuck and never bothered to clear cookies, i thought finally frqqt wasn't being a nigger, and yet i'm shadowbanned once again, i didn't even post that much, but 'arty isn't the same anymore, i remember it different before i got shadow 'nished, frqqts clitty leaked so much about me pointing out the completely made up pph he got someone to shut down 4cuck just to get actual real high pph, but at what cost? it's fucking terrible, and i remember when i leaked over this place having very small pph but at least this place didn't make up bullshit pph, which i was too stupid back then for that btw, i since grew to realize just how much better this place is or whatever, no stupid baitery (almost) and just more reasonable people with less niggers, they're still here and there of course but not at the scale of 'arty. idk just wanted to rant about snca. also on another note, do you guys play 'blox? i found a couple cool games if anyone wanna play with me or something
R: 2 / I: 0
Testicular inflammation fucking sucks so much donkey dick. You'll feel like the most lethargic, low-T faggot for the next few weeks while it feels like there are fucking worms squirming on your left nut that you want to smack off but you can't. Having an ice pack on it while I'm up or asleep helps a ton for it to heal, but still annoying as shit to deal with when it comes up.
By Allah, may this shit not be as fucking grueling to the next nigga this comes up to.
R: 10 / I: 2

non troon imageboards

are there any non troon imageboard lists?
R: 11 / I: 11
<obsessed shartycuck
>CHICKEN ZARTY
R: 3 / I: 3
Flesh burning, smell of soy-posters, deceased..
Eyes hollowed out, skin harsh red, flesh scattered, bones broken, buildings in ruins and on fire, entire world cracked and bruised by the winds of destruction and despair, he stands, looking at his work, his self-destruction complete… millions of dead bodies burning in various stages, skys on fire, the earth a burning smouldering wreck, all life gone, all things that made it worth living on gone, he stares alone into the distance, his glasses cracked, his friends long abadonded him to his own insanity
R: 8 / I: 4
I object to gooning
R: 8 / I: 0

project japsterdam

shalom zaryans, i want (YOU) to hop in the 'craft server.
we're in a test phase rn,new season kicks off in ~8 weeks. this is the slowburning prep arc. get in, learn the mechanics, make plans. if we coordinate right next season, japsterdam could actually happen. imagine the kino.

don’t be a sped. no running around spamming slurs, the server's a bit rulecucked when it comes to chat. keep the funny business lowkey and we’ll be fine-ish (“retard” gets you a 1h mute, among other funny words GEG). everyone’s welcome to join the ‘training,’ just remember: the server’s owned by a libtard redditor who WILL NOT like us.

he doesn't like ‘teens and this isn’t the first run-in. the server’s seen the ‘teens twice,first time was fine until the jannies seethed, second time they lasted like an hour. so DO NOT USE ‘SPEAK IN PUBLIC CHAT. the owner has access to all logs. if he knows who you are, you’ll probably be fine but don’t test it.

get in, zaryan. make mymy proud. japsterdam awaits.

IP:
terradivisa.com (port 25591)

Q:is it cracked
A:yes

Q:are there tranny jannies?
A:many are borderline tranny jannies,but noone is one, they WILL however lick any tranny's ass because that's what the owner of the server told them to do.

Q:is it modded?
A:no (there are a couple of plugins, optifine is recommended for better gameplay)

Q:will soyspeak get me 'aped?
A:ABSOLUTELY! (use /tc or /msg to speak do NOT use and 'speak or any soy related shit in normal chat)

Q:can i put images there?/is there imageframes?
A:yes,just don't put 'jaks,they banned someone for it

HOW TO JOIN:
'craft,obviously.
once you join ask to join the grenshopper stam town,if you want to know where you are on the server do /map
R: 5 / I: 3
LE BBC XDDDDDDDDDDDD
R: 8 / I: 4

Remember me?

It's me, the cob. I'll steal the 77777th GET this time.
I always come back
R: 33 / I: 9
Is there anything more cucked than a porn artist moid drawing uncircumsized cocks for gooners when xe got the snip? Shit's so embarassing idk how xey wouldn't kill themselves from that thought alone.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 32 / I: 8
TTD KILL ALL CHILD GROOMING TRANNIES MODS IF YOU DELETE THIS YOU WATCH 'P
R: 37 / I: 10

TKD

When is total kike death going to happen?
R: 13 / I: 0
I discovered an app that let's me create my own booru locally pretty easily

I think this is useful for everyone who has huge download folders and spends a lot of time looking for that specific gem in the middle of 300 coals
R: 6 / I: 2
>redditor discord made an xitter account
why do they feel so special?
R: 14 / I: 2
Zaryans, there is so much dust everywhere in my house and I'm allergic to dust. It's so over for me. I'm doomed to sneeze and have a runny nose all the time in my own home. It doesn't go away after cleaning it. It's so fvcking over…
R: 0 / I: 0
How would Mymy have reacted?
R: 3 / I: 1
Does anyone have problems getting on the sharty? Cvckflare keeps reloading the webpage without affirming my heckin connection.
R: 8 / I: 3
when is the point where it goes too far? i suppose it could have been put there because of the nu lurkers but nigga a HONEYPOT?! FUCK YOU FROOT YOU STUPID NIGGER
R: 4 / I: 0
I just found this, geg
R: 1 / I: 1
>burning in hell
R: 13 / I: 4
New splinter just dropped
>inb4 grabber
https://shiwifarms.proboards.com/
R: 43 / I: 5
i have lost all sense of wonder and joy ever since froot took over the sharty
R: 16 / I: 7

soyzellig migration request

hey guys, are 4chan refugees welcome here? a bunch of fags hacked our site.
R: 9 / I: 1
SMG4 old 'toss geggerald
R: 27 / I: 14
does anybody else hate how froot completely gutted the sharty /qa/ board
R: 2 / I: 1
Zaryans… i love you and this alive aryan website… this is the best place ever
R: 2 / I: 0
pushed myself out of my comfort zone and went on a scary rollercoaster today. it was tons of fun and i ended up going on it twice. one step closer to skydiving
R: 13 / I: 3
Riddle me this yuritroons: if gay women exist, why do they still require a phallic object in order to pleasure themselves?
R: 15 / I: 1

i'm bored as fuck talk to me please

i still got 2 nuggies i couldn't finish them… well we couldn't but fuck they were good i don't know i'm fucking bored and got nothing better to do anyone wanna talk or whatever tell me some snca i wanna hear it or ask me stupid questions i don't know or just ignore and let it die and i'll bleed out i don't give a fuck though, except clearly i do…
R: 1 / I: 1
>Kill yourself obsessed faggot
R: 0 / I: 0
>evendoe posting on only 2 imageboards is boring as fuck im trans btw
R: 2 / I: 0
>>using an unrelated bioengineering forum to soyquote
R: 2 / I: 1
>>>>Cross-imageboard soydueling will never catch on
R: 12 / I: 1
why do people still care about this show and use this fucking site, like, actually why
R: 1 / I: 0
>>Cross-imageboard soydueling will never catch on
R: 1 / I: 1
Board’s more dead then my dead grandma
R: 9 / I: 0
wtf is this captcha nigga and why is it exactly only on the pph page and no where else?? like i refreshed it 20 times it is NOT readable at all there are maybe 2 pixels you could see at best and even then it's just literally not enough to actually make out text i'm not too used to this place but i don't remember this being a thing last time i went to that page is this some weird test or something?
R: 142 / I: 39

Announcing my intention to purchase the site

Hi I own the website thekuzzy.win and kolyma.network I would like to inquire about purchasing this website or supplying it with hosting.
R: 40 / I: 9

TCOAAL thread

Since TCOAAL is Zarty culture, then now we'll post about them.
Do you had incest before?
R: 17 / I: 5

We're doomed...

>zooru is down
>ziki is down
>the site itself is just a dead nigger
What should we do now?
R: 102 / I: 45
Katecacas, look at dis
R: 22 / I: 2
>An actual shining glisterald for once
>it's from Xitter
This is how you know the shitty is beyond Dead and Niggered
R: 3 / I: 1
New glistening 'obst
R: 5 / I: 2
my penis hurts
R: 12 / I: 0
Go here niggas
https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/5966.html
R: 32 / I: 7
>opening /biz/ while the market is crashing
R: 39 / I: 11

Will getting diagnosed with autism ruin my life?

Parents want to take me to psychologist to test for autism and whatever is on the spectrum. I suspect I'm dyslexic instead (obviously im autistic in some way too but i dont want people knowing that), im failing [my language] class because I have trouble taking the tests (the reason theyre taking me in the first place) since I have trouble reading and understanding, i have avoided reading books for school for atleast a decade. I already figured out how to avoid le diagnosis but if it happens what will it mean, like it would prevent me getting hired in some places but what exactly will be different?
R: 9 / I: 3

Anyone have the skibidi ongezellig song?

anyone here have an mp4? I can't find it anywhere. I need it back in my life.
R: 6 / I: 2
>lose ALL of your (((precious))) /co/ porn threads
>get ALL of your shit moved on the sharty to the SNCA board
>remember your life sucks so you sperg out on the dutch cartoon website instead
>get banned immediately
R: 4 / I: 0
OHNONONONONONO TRUECEL BROS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????????????????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 8 / I: 1
I really need the jaiden animations doxx video for something, i can't tell you how im going to use it to save ongezellig yet though, youll have to trust me
R: 8 / I: 4
do zaryans fw beyblades?
R: 4 / I: 1

I hate RDR2

SNCA TIME

I can't stand this game. I think it's because I'm a retard. The various little "reddit" mechanics in this game are very overwhelming and gay. The first game was just perfect but I cannot find myself to enjoy this one. Why do I have to clean my guns? Why does my horse stamina drain even while galloping? Why do I have to manually cock my guns? While in 1 you don't face this. Yeah I guess its great for immersion and whatever else but its so lame and I don't want to deal with all this annoying little shit. That's my biggest problem holding myself back personally. Don't care if this is a self own or whatever, but I really loved the first game.

RDR1 > RDR2
R: 9 / I: 1
>the nintendo switch is more than 450 bucks
>each game is 80 bucks, 90 for physical copies
>it's trump's fault
R: 4 / I: 1
Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)
R: 23 / I: 1
Yup, it's retardslop
R: 4 / I: 1

mymy's schoolocaust

uh r there any secrets in the schoolocaust gaem becuzz i killed everyone i could find except maya so like 12 in total
R: 9 / I: 1
<sorry I just came on the serv-ACK!
R: 2 / I: 1

nu splinter appeared

thekuzzy(dot)win, seemingly born out of the desire of some 'teens (or nu-kuzists, as they call themselves) to go back to the way the sharty was on april 1st. barely over a day old and already comes with DNBs and 'slot.
R: 3 / I: 2
>SUPPORTING ISRAEL IS NOOOOON NEGOTIABLE
>BEAR MARKET? THAT'S JUST 4D CHESS TO OWN DA LIBS
>FAFO, THIS IS WHAT A REAL PRESIDENT LOOKS LIKE!
>THE PISSEUROPEAN MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND
>DEPORTATIONS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOKE DIED!
R: 34 / I: 13
maya
R: 18 / I: 4
what books is kway reading?
R: 4 / I: 2
>Can i have some water?
R: 27 / I: 3
The current April Fools event makes me want to kill Froot right now.
R: 15 / I: 2
Irony killed modern humor and communities.
R: 10 / I: 7
>HAHA, I DID IT AGAIN, I SAID FAG ON MY SNCA BOARD!
>REDDIT WILL BE SO MAD!
R: 15 / I: 1
Were did you originally come from? i joined the sharty somewhere around 2022 on 4trans and stayed there until about late 2023-2024 when froot came to power and i shifted around from the jarty to then the shemmy. the shemmy was a flawed website in my opinion (mostly the fault of troongeleno and the moderation) but it was a good alternative to what the sharty had become. i switched to the churro and then the chinny when the shemmy just became too overbearing on rules. all of these shut down and i just came here after a while. i think the main issue about the shemmy and most other splinters is that they just hated soyjaks too much and there was no sense of direction so things just slowly fell apart.
R: 7 / I: 2
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/
ITS UNLOCKED
GTFIH
R: 53 / I: 7
What is the best platfrom for doing suicide livestream? Heard that some Zaryan once used talky.io but somehow got kicked from his own livestream-??? (Maya scribble for attention grab image)
R: 5 / I: 1
I just saw 'p on the swinny's homepage and now I'm traumatized
R: 6 / I: 2
I painted myself orange for mymy
R: 10 / I: 1
Cobson beach
R: 1 / I: 0
brap test