Catalog (/qa/)

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anyone have any good resources to learn coding/programming? there's so much shit out there and it's impossible to know what's worth my time and what isnt
mostly just interested in web development if that matters

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Brimstone

Why zarty filled with 'artyccucks o algo

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SOTM Board
SOTM Website

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does anyone here use the shiwi

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Hey guys you know I'm about to get chased by my local glowies these days and I deleted all my chud gallery for obvious reasons but then found out it's all still saved in the google cloud so I still can post picrels on the site and care not about my safety
<my face right now

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ITT we post gemmy songs

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zaryans i might need help

so uh i sent a random email with an image of a soyjak to some school principal in kentucky or something and apparently its a crime what do i do

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KILL ALL NUSOICACAS

TOTAL NUSOINIGGERS DEATH, EXTERMINATE, KILL ALL NUSOI PESTS, CREATE CONCENTRATION CAMP BOARD FOR THEM LIKE SS ZARYAN GESTAPO O ALGO

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Seetheralds and a 70% trvke from the 'ru

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'jak him
>when you tell him you dont want the latest nintendo game

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'dist 'TTP Officer destroys his house after his mother takes his ' P drive and goes outside for the first time

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A nigglet adventure thread

Sheeiit man! Ts a nigglet, a small nigger-like goy who likes to do nigger things
What will he do? first two replies command what this nigglet does next!

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sharty made it on niggerddit again, and its getting compared to 4cuck again GEEEEEEEEEEEG its so done for

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https://cytu.be/r/KolymaNetwork
Cytube?

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New proto-IAS just dropped

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Is archiving worth it? In my opinion, it's not.
>why?
Because no sane person would look through archives to see snca and irrelevant media.

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TND video

There was this edit of Ongezellig where ADD was replaced with TND, and there was Daft Punk playing at the end. Is there anywhere I could find it?

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Zute origin story

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Zarty won

Shartyniggers lost

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CONTEST

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/736999.html
GET TO WORK

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Are shemmy refugees welcome on this site?

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Michigan is better than Ohio

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Old frootcord leak

Has shown that frootcord has atleast 1 zaryan in its ranks

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zarty won

ZARYANS WON

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Nigger List

Put famous niggerstrannies from soyjACK 'arty here

"SAAAR I AM WHIT SAR"

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shemmy is back

https://gemsoy.party/
dont delete this im not breaking any rules, this is brand new and i just want its existence to be known

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AryanSupersoldier

Good old times when Chuds and oldGODs was based compared to now in soyjACK party

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idk what to post

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What would be your reaction if you saw tranie sheboon like this

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hello zaryans

what is our opinion on crystal.cafe

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how are zaryans enjoying silksong

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I may or may not have been convinced by nusois into becoming a BNWO BBC sissy. What should I do? Why do I always take ironic shit too far? I'm scared Zaryans.

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thought on the VOC and WIC?

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does anyone know where the Pages for
Axel, roos, Adam, Goof, Stan, Wiel, Tyrn, Rens, Bert,Ilse (the jew), Henk, Cato, Zoey, and Sjef went or have they not been made yet? this is for the Wiki.
(Don't mind Coco slave Image of Cleo that's urelated.)

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what is a chud watch brand that will impress the chicks?

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Joseph Kramer

About the "white" population in America. Have you ever thought about why white Americans (Amerimutts) are not actually fully white? I can tell that they are either mixed (Italians, Southern European descent) or have some percentage of Jewish blood. That is why in America, they follow a non-white religion called "Christianity," which was originally a Jewish cult created in Israel. Christianity in Rome was like Islam today because the Romans knew that Christianity was a Jewish plague and wanted to destroy it. Anyway, all I can say is that the only real white population is in the South (mostly of German, Celtic, and Anglo-Saxon descent), but unfortunately, they are being replaced over time by immigrants from other states or non-white populations that came to the South. Look at Texas; many people think it's a conservative state, but Texas has long been a non-white, semi-liberal state. There is some hope that the real white population will rise again and take power in America, like the Patriot Front. All I can say - stop being ignorant nigger, accept paganism and stop listening to jewish/meximutt influencer like Nik Jewentes, that's simple, christianity fucked up America.

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Zarty won

Shartyniggers lost

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the obssesed nusoi

im so friggin tired of all this prejudice and hate agaisnt us zelligers and nusoicacas these xitter immifrgats thinks they can treat us like nikocados avocados coinsot im gona attack rhe xitter headquartefs and capture elon musk and you will all remmeber this thread

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Man the sharty is so coal now

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Using embed feature on the zarty as an alternative to Adblock

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saar add /milf/ saar

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What are zaryans opinions on Kuz, he was important figure for 'lig prosperity on Sharty

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Yup

Christniggers are so retarted that they tried to ban me, proving that nothing is more pathetic than praising kyke god

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aryantism thread general

I love autistic people honestly (not the tranny kind nor the vegetable type)
Seeing their obsession with trains and other techno-nigger-majiggies, using said interests and mixing them with cartoons is absolute a24 kino
<example
Do you see this? this is aryan art that fully captures the favstian spirit
neurotypicaltrannies are confused on why they do this and often stereotype them for being the vegetable kind which autists justifiably in turn lash out at them
Now I humbly request that (you) post autistic sovllfvll art that isn't trannygoonershit

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How big of a lost media is no tranime penguin ?

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KYS christards

Christniggers are not white


Wotan won

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DOWN SOUTH MEX
DOWN SOUTH MEX
IF YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD NOTHIN' WHAT WOULD YOU DO
DOWN SOUTH MEX
I'M PLUG DEAL FOOL
THOUSAND DOLLAR SHADES, THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOES

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Zelligsisses?

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Why does the zarty so fucking butthurt about me posting videos on this site o algo.
>oh my fauci! Looks like you posted a videorino!
>Would be bad if it took way to long and it just didn't fucking send because zoot is a massiven nigger who can't code a imageboard so i can fucking videos nigga!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/schizoposters/comments/1naboom/51_to_0_kd/
Turns out reddit is less rulecucked than we thought

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Why doesn't this pedophile fuck off

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We got an actual shooter and it's one of us
https://x.com/KitCombine
https://www.tiktok.com/@kiteracer14w
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/us/colorado-high-school-shooter-identified.html
How fucked are we on a scale from 1 to thrembo?

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Never forget that thing happened

The ‘sisters haven’t forgotten about that fateful day, have you???

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I don't like consooming content.

I don't understand how online normies would waste hours of their life just doomscrolling over social media and consooming content just for their dopamine hits. I feel nothing after doing so in less than a few minutes at best, and I feel more better when I create stuff. Why bother?

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I'm thinking of starting up a imageboard but I'm completely inexperienced can you guys give me some advice on how to start one? Stuff like what software to run it on, where to buy domains, how to advertise it.

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Sigmablogs part 1

THE IMPORTANCE OF LOVE, AND HUMANITIES EAGERNESS TO FORGET IT

When youre born into this world youre left alive by nothing but unconditional love and affection from your parents, to zero benefit to themselves they cater to your needs and as you grow this affection falls into normalcy to you, you forget how valuable it is and how it was the thing that kept you alive when you needed it the most

le heckin peer reviewed studies show orphans (people without parents) show lower IQ scores, same goes with any animal or being this is experimented on, love is quite litterally the thing that grows you as a person and this is why i think its so important to be as much of a loving person as possible

If love can grow the singular mind of one person 10-20 iq points higher in their childhood, imagine how much further it could grow our collective minds as a society if we were more loving to one another? why are many of us ashamed to tell friends of ours we love them, or for some even their parents?

The word magic originates from the ancient word magi, or you may more recognise as "mage", magi meant a wise person and back then people believed wisdom came from studying the infinite, so theyd study whatever they thought was never ending like the stars, their thoughts, mathematics and ect, but in this universe theres only one true infinite thing, and that is love
Out of all emotions you can only hold them for so long till they slip through your fingers like sand, but you can love forever, if a mother and a child was alive forever the mothers unconditional love would never fade away, love is a feeling no one has a shortage of, so pour your heart out to all of those around you, even if they reject your love at first or forever dont gate your love from them

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Are they right?

>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and raisin that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire… this religion… It is so important that superheroes suffer… I don't give a damn, I raisin on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>"It’s produced by humans who can’t stand looking at other humans. And that’s why the industry is full of otaku!"
- Hayao Miyazaki

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that… There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas

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how do you 'oog in your posts
the gif

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I made this giga a while back but people stopped posting that shitty meme right after I did so and now it's just collecting dust in my folder ganna kms

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I'm a nusoi I came to this strange board hoping I could learn a bit 'bout how to post on /qa/ but since I came here felt the berries and the brimstone finding myself falling for every possible bait thread LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I'm a young caca in this very strange board hoping I can learn a bit 'bout what is coal and gem

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GET HEIST ON /SOY/

YOU VILL STEAL 13 MILLYS

FROGNIGGERS MUST NOT SUCCEED

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datamining thread

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What would you do if a frogkike call you a nusoi?

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ITT we make a list of dutch/zellig adjacent music.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IIoBxbqwtg&pp=ygUGam9vc3Qg0gcJCbIJAYcqIYzv
Joost has some gemmy music.

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WE NEED YOU
To join the rebellion against everything that makes nusoyshpere a frootist niggercoal shithole that we were once proud of and now ashamed to be associated with. Instead emulating what made kuz's sharty infinitely more enjoyable, from the unfiltered gore, faction thread raiding(when we get big enough), and decentralized posting mediums where you can speak without direct intervention of a power-tripping janny. To the lack of trite, meaningless imageboard bureaucracy made in order to sanitize the sharty and have it ripe for advertising, often at the lack of quality which naturally terraformed it into another faggot safespace, which in turn led to the userbase simply being degraded over time as any post-soypocalypse newcaca would get mentally conditioned to ruin our cvltvre. That's how the newteen lost his GODhood and why replies aren't as witty, soyquotes aren't as funny, threads aren't as creative, raids and doxes aren't as successful, and the OC is drying up. It's a cultural shift you can't convey to any reelclitty who hasn't experienced the culture before it shifted(the only way to show them is to shift it back), before the froot era. Before xhe and xer frootcordtranny croneys positioned us to for this very shift, for us be on a steady, and recently sharp decline via brute force moderation and coalification, the froot is the culprit, the froot is the culprit. rip soyjak dot party… though it came back from the dead 8 days ago and can be resurrected again if you join us
>larps as kuz and tries to derail it with troonslop coomer threads to make him look bad
<site ends up being gemmier than its ever been in years anyway
self own of biblical proportions. after this humiliation, froot should reclaim his honor through livestreamed suicide. and say what you want about kuz, it doesn't matter xhe has 0 involvement in thekuzzy.win and never will and for good reason, Kuz is dead.
<Long Live Kuz
TOTAL froot DEATH
[LINK NOW REDIRECTS TO CHINNY]
though you may blame xittercorddditreelstok for what happened to the sharty, and thouth you'd be half right, We believe a strong and powerful sharty would either turn newkids gemmy or turn them away, in fact we KNOW this to be true because we've witnessed it. On april 1st and 2nd what I saw gave me hope I though I lost forever, I saw the best of both newteens and oldteens and i can only describe what ib.kolyma.org was as dazzlingly fertile memetic soil that could have lasted us a decade maybe longer. Remember that 'pasta about how the sharty was the reincarnation of 2004cuck/b/? well for the first time in years it was true again. And so we splintered off in order to retvrn, Mymy has joined us, so what are you waiting for (the 'site works sometimes)

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Sharty is over

It's over, admin 6 is here

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Why are the threads here so old?

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<some of the top posts on >>>/zellig/ were threads made less than a month ago
total board revival?

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im now in the ‘zellig fandom

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the summer has fallen, have (You) spent it well?

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Year Hare Affair Thread

ITT we are post stuff related to Year Hare Affair or any other things you wanna talk about…..

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can someone give me instructions on how to ban evade on the sharty?

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Agugu Pavelic?

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NOPEXDDD thread

ITT post stuff related to NOPEXDDD: His characters, his artworks, or any other things you wanna talk about.

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I dont get why people take mymy seriously when she is comedic relief, I dont see her as narcissistic because deep down she does care for her sisters, I dont get where the idea of her being narcissistic came from

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If you can raid a splinter which one would you pick

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Soy culture and the centralization of the Internet

<words words words just put the gems in the thread blud
Soy culture can only thrive in a world where anything deemed Right-Wing is frowned upon, and specifically a world dominated by Far-Left ideals and post (judeo) modernist takes. While our world is definitely not a Right Wing paradise, it's also not the same world we knew a year ago.
So what happens when the world moves on, but the culture that was specifically crafted for the old one doesn't?
Easy, it gets rewritten or outright dies. In the case of soy culture, it also depends on the changes of the Internet, and the inherent centralization that X the heckin' everything app is providing, which leads to a bit of contradiction.
How did soy culture become popular on Twitter if it grew up in completely hostile places?
YouTube would be an example, it's incredibly rulecucked but most of the pillars of soy culture are archived there. The answer is that soy culture, real soy culture can only exist in a semi-obscure state. Soy culture was never meant to be mass-appealing (just enough to make the 4trooners seethe) since the masses were, well, soyboys. And yet here we are, all because Twitter is now the Right-Wing site, and soy culture is distinctly RW. There are currently more people who know soy culture on the wider Internet than actual users of the street (formerly 'party).
An app like X is everything an imageboard wants to be: easily accessible, multitude of topics and a fairly free sense of speech. It's not perfect but it doesn't need to be, as long as it's designed as an everyday app, it has notifications, accounts, etc. It even outcompetes Reddit.
You have seen it with 4cuck, X rolled around and every 4cucker who hated da social medias and zoomers soon found himself on X. And it has happened to soy sites too. I could bet a thousand dollars that (You), the person reading this thread also has a Twitter account.
>What does it mean then?
That soy culture becomes subservient to a social media.
>And is it bad?
Why would anyone use obscure imageboard forums if X provides the same thing but with shiny blue bubbles that tell you when someone replied to you.
But here comes the catch: vibes and feels. The Twitter users KNOW that they're not the real deal so they find themselves in this delusion where they keep browsing the their curated goy app but also want to feel part of the group, and since those people outnumber natives 10:1 it becomes easy to explain things such as the decadence of gem and coal, in favour of aryan or troonslop, why now every 'jak that has to mock someone is brown, purity spirals etc.
It can be excused to an extent for us since we have an entire community that we interact with, on multiple sites, but the Streety? Why would the Streety ever do that?
In fact it doesn't willingly but because of a mix of factors I've listed before.
Soy culture can't move on (slopjaks would be a great example) > soy culture gets cherrypicked by the increasing masses of RW normalfags > displacement begins and so on and on
Just think of the latest additions to soy culture: gigachads riding a fly, total NAS and giga was already squeezed out by 2021, hunky twink sex machine, it's just a jartycuck but since they don't have anyone to blame but themselves it is a thing now. In the entire year of 2025, this is what soy culture produced, NAS and some FOTM self-loathing image.
So how could this change?
It probably won't but as long as Twitter.com exists, things will get worse, until you'll see the aging 'party screencap Twitter threads not in an attempt to mock the wholesome tranny who made the post, but to share it with your SoyTwittersisters and comment upon the latest Twitter Drama.
Not like the Internet will keep existing in the format we know in a year or two geg

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Zoot do you drink this

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IM A JARTYQUEER CAUSE IM A COCKVORE OH IM A VORING FEETLOVING GOONING COSWORK FREAK

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Get ready for shemmysluttas invasion

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SUPERNATURAL Thread

What if ongezellig was written by Sam Winchester instead of Sam Tollenaar

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new 'eel from CobsonTALKS

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bonk.io

zaryans, zarty gamenight

>go bonk.io
>click custom game
<>look for room "Zaryans zemmy" with "zellig" password

we zaryans play slop ball game lol

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My autistic interest (aside from 'zellig)

Are you a leaky clittycel who can't find good games to play?
Are you a StalkerGOD but hate stalker for being a barely functioning mess with shit AI and broken mod support?
Do you like Fallout but are you tired of it being soyslop for the masses?
I present to you the METRO SERIES, a soulful trio of games that take itself seriously and tells the story of how humans survive in this spine-tingling post apocalyptic world. It features
>Nazis (keyed)
>Commies (dying) (also keyed)
>Wholesome sisa foids
>A24 story writing
It's surprisingly not as popular as one might expect it to be

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i am confused

I am 12 and don't know what is going on here. Can someone explain to me what ongezellig is besides the 10? youtube video series and who is "Shootermaya" and was he a mexican and was he the bf of Sam Rupnow and where do you people know each other from and how do i make these pictures, should i use paint.net or something? and what is this skull mask thing?

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Grabber bot for zellig booru

Do any zelligers use grabber type bot to download booru en masse? Which bots are you recommending?

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>the puzzy trying to revive their reputation on pixelplanet
>fails
>gets help from "zarty" (swinnycuck falseflag)
>fails again
>the pixelplanet thread gets abandoned for days
What's the name of this phenomenon?

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I'm learning French, and it's a really beautiful and simple language. Any pointers or sources to help me learn better? Even if the advice isn't directly for French, any language learning tips would help.

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What is the worst splinter in your opinion

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let’s imagine a completely hypothetical scenario. you’re a 'za shop owner. you make great 'za. people in the area love your 'za. one day, a printer shop opens next door. the printer guy isn’t taking your 'za customers. he’s not even in the food business. he respects your 'za, he even orders a few slices sometimes. he’s a friendly neighbor. you both live in the same small town, under the same roof, and you really don’t have anyone else supporting you out there. the rest of the town barely likes either of you, some tolerate you, some hate you outright. but the printer guy? he actually supports you. yet, for some reason, you decide you want him gone. he didn’t do anything to you. you know he’s not hurting your sales. you know he likes you. but you snap. so you start rumors

>ohhh that stupid printer guy? fucking degenerate, we should all hate him or something o algo

at first, a few other shop owners become wary of him. but you see that THIS IS NOT ENOUGHHHHH. so you decide to do a falseflag operation. you dress up a few of your own employees as "printer shop workers" make them do something stupid, take photos, and spread them around claiming it was the printer guy all along. you think it worked. you watch some people point fingers and say

<see? ay caramba all printer guys are like this!

but deep down, you know. you know he never did anything to you. you know you sabotaged one of your only allies, someone who actually liked your pizza, and all for what?… eh just a stupid hypothetical anyway… i like to imagine stupid bullshit for no reason sometimes :D

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Hello. I, simul, have returned.
You may not know who I am

But I need you to reply to this post with the xitters of the niggers who draw CP of the 'lig sisters. An incredible operation may soon commence.