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why does school have to fucking exist
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king gizz show aug 30th Asheville NC

Got an extra ticket to the king gizzard and the lizard wizard show on aug 30th, in Asheville nc. If you’re in the area don’t be a pussy, let’s go.
Discord is pineland_national7792.
Also FOR THE RECORD the guy in the screen capture that massa is responding to is me
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Hello zaryans, we need to know where Mg(OH)2 + HCl = MgCl2 + H2O is made, we are in school, pls help.
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mfw throw poop at the soysphere
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The Shemmy is currently down
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What are some good voice cloning sites
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Salutations
Life got the best of me tbh :/
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Salutations
Anyways here's a zem I guess
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jigaboo ahh /qa/
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Rectification

There are three types of sexual paraphilias, they are:

pedophilia – sexual attraction to prepubescent people.
hebephilia – sexual attraction to people in early puberty (from 11 to 14 years old).
ephebophilia – sexual attraction to people aged 15–19.

Why am I writing this? Because I think it should be explained that some people who like the sisters and their friends too much are called wrongly. The correct term is simply a pervert, not a pedophile.
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Broke ass lolpoor here

Any way to take advantage of the banks shutdown due the CrowdStrike update?

I don't wanna be lolpoor anymore and maybe there's a change to take advantage of that recent event.
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(You) will save our zems in any cost.

Hey, would anyone here spend own time saving all that content amassed up on the Zarty (I mean, every thread in the 'log)? I don't think it would be sooo hard to do, thereby I have the plan how we can perform it:
>We will appoint people who are responsible for archiving boards (one zaryan = one board). There will be no namefagging, so every participant in this action will be named like “Zaryan [name of the board]”.
>Every participant will have time to save all the content of his board which was amassed from the beginning of the site itself until July 20th.
>Deadline to complete work — before August 1st (mutuable?).
And yeah, surely I know the Zarty will functionate yet for two months, so, I hope, in the last week before closing of the Zarty, every participant will save the rest of the content that will be amassed in these two months (August-September) on his board.

NOTE
This plan is in case the purchase of the sute will be not guaranteed. But for now, we have what we have…
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I didn't save the official zellig illustrations, and due to recent news about HYPOTHETICAL closing the site I understood that I would not find those illustrations later as easy as I could by making this post, so post them all ITT (as far as I know there was the folder with all zellig related stuff made by Massa in February, but I don't certain that I would find it myself).
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https://www.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1e4k2g5/the_colonizing_virgin_island_joke_went_semi_viral/

This explains the sudden influx of Ongezellig on every platform during the last two days. We are currently being invaded by xitter gooner immigrants that will inevitably smear their shit everywhere. How over is it for us on a scale from 1 to Ϫ?
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I just made this should i make a zarty version?
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The travels of lmao cum

Where can I find The travels of Lmao Cum
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Sometimes i feel super lonely and despite how much i do to try fix it the feeling doesnt go away, any advice?
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zellig win on the farm
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Tried to post on the shitty after a long time. The funniest thing is I have both enabled already, the datamining got so bad it gets blocked by uBlock or the browser itself.
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It has never been so low folks, what do I do now?
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onge zellig
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Jews in my router
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>one big zelligpedo brap above
<flood
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Daily reminder i love you
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>Dutch as a second language
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i made fnf mods AMA
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daddy pig won
variant:unknown lost
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>>>30535 (You)
>you look like my left nutsack you frog eating rascal
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the 4th

I can't wait for July 4th and I got something very special for the occasion :)
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>>>30382 (You)
>>>30380 (You)
>/pol/troons cord woke up
>>Imperator
>>Chud
><Zaryans
>>>30382 (You)
>We French will never be white lol.
<flood
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The hacker known as the Zarty
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Salutations
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i love kuzzy kuz
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zuz is a gem
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Sharty Happening

https://soyjak.party/pol/thread/333674.html#333726

For anyone unaware, the sharty has a literal 'cord HQ made to datamine the shit out of you.
Proof in the link
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PR relations

So let's do a quick recap of our newfound enemies/friends

>Sharty

Or better called dataminey.cord, the jews in picrel already declared war on all splinters, so enemies (Root, Froot, Ronald and Quote, Root for being a racetraitor, Quote for being the nigger who botspams here)
>Jarty
Controlled opposition, enemies
>Shemmy
This is where the majority of 'teens migrated to after the leaks, they seem friendly enough
>Swedishwin
They don't really matter much but they're afraid of the growth we've had in the last few months and plan to raid us
https://swedishwin.com/soy/res/6739.html
>Frogpond
They seem to be taking potshots at everyone and of course they won't magically turn friends
>Affy
Der 'cord enough said
>All of the other splinters
Mainly neutral or not important enough to make a difference

In conclusion we don't have many friends left
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/a/ Browsing Music

I've programmed a userscript that bring the old browsing music back for the /a/ board on the Soyjak Party. You may use it by installing it into a userscript manager, such as TamperMonkey or ViolentMonkey. Please do not call me a glowie. Do not audit the script; There is nothing to investigate. The program is not malicious.
Please mirror this post on the /a/ board of the Soyjak Party; I cannot post there, for I use firefox.
>>Tomoko never said this.
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Lol.
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this is so gemmy
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Sharty got hacked, Frootcord clitty leaked, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
https://afterparty.soy/frootcord/general.html
https://afterparty.soy/frootcord/moderation.html
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rate my dog
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>want to check out whats new on the farty
>misclick captcha once
>give up
Guess I'm stuck here
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Is there any blond with at least green or C40 eyes? I think everyone on this site is a t50 black haired shitskins
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Stefix (literal who) said that present day it's Total Zaryan Suicide day and ama gonna ack! myzelf along
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Best Final Fantasy 11 private server

Out of the different Final Fantasy 11 private servers, I like Valhalla the most.

Valhalla has TRUSTs, 90 level cap, XP gain rate same as retail. Movement speed is increased, all Home Point crystal warps and outpost warps are unlocked. They have some nice extra content like a unique gear augment system, a few custom dungeons, Dynamis D raids are unlocked. Rise of the Zilart, Treasures of AU, Wings of the Goddess expansions are all unlocked and working properly.

So anyway if you are tried of the slow grind to 75 on the other private servers like Horizon or Eden, then come check out Valhalla.

https://www.valhalla.group/home/doku.php?id=start
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What is blud yappin about
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Salutations again
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Salutations
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forgive me jannies and zoot i love yuo.. pls psl ldpsl
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showering

do you guys shower? if you do how often? if you don't go kys nigger
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Random drama NCA

Uh oh is xe a troony?
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What's the longest time you took making a shitpost? I'd probably say a month or something
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Wait, why does Maya’s bed creek at night? I didn’t understand this joke out of all the times I watched ‘zellig.
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>Also, I don't know how hard I'm going to enforce these, but if you make a fuss about it and say "seething coping coaljak can't handle the 'eens of 'lig baking epic muffinzords of doom with a waffle Llama [slur] [slur] [slur]", then you're BLOCKED from the channel, you're BLOCKED from the subreddit (i wish), you're BLOCKED from the news article… it's that simple, really
<reddit space
<youtube space
>So that means:
>No more "TND", no more "yuo", no more "spine tingling", no more "bone chilling", unfortunately no more "gems" of any kind (sorry, cortex), no more "⚡", no more "ZWABAG", no more "OMGSISA", no more "KINO", no more "built for ___", no more "coal", no more "kek" (if that's still a thing), no more "xe/xe/xem" (i don't even know why that's a thing but I know that it's related so stop it), AND ABSOLUTELY, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THERE BE ANY "BWC/BBC/BZC/etc."
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
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Do you hide threads on this site?
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Sharty down?
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Gemerald but soylita therefore coal
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i eat more chicken than any man ever seen yeah yeah
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>Fuck this shit website
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>Your IP address is blocked from posting on this website. (on sharty)
There's no ban screen or anything, I get that when I try to post, is my country rangebanned or something?
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SagonnDann77!!!

SagonnDann77 please post your yt pfp in replies, it is so zemmy!
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>dont do it
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i look like this
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Paradise?

I feel like we've struck a much needed balance in our home at sharty's /qa/

>More effortposts

>Frogs are actually starting to be friendly
>0 negrobvmps (thanks molcuck)
>/qa/ isn't a constant warzone

It feels generally more comfy, what's your thoughts on this
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The New Sharty

Thoughts?

Personally I am not a fan, actually I really fucking hate what they've done.
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>NEW QUINTS SNIPED ON /POL/
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Guys i took a hate values test and uhh what does this mean?
https://bannnedb.github.io/Hate-Values/
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Why all is like that

Why (((they))) are so obsessed on our site? I really can't understand why Mossad spends so much efforts to denigrate Coco…
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Jesus fucking Christ, these niggers are obsessed with us

God damn these niggers are obsessed
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DELETE THE SUBPLEBBIT NOW

>What do we do about this zelligxisters?
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>some shitty 4 minutes troonslop has more views than all of ongezellig
I feel defeated. I thought our show was good?
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I've never seen someone THIS obsessed holy fuck.
Hi btw
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Five Night's At Mymy's

Coming Soon
Big Things Coming
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>you are a pedophile and you supported "map rights" on /int/ in february before shilling afterparty on the sharty and leaking your own ip to someone you thought was a mod on /q/
>fuck off before we dox you, we already know your name is eduard boscut, that you live in covanas romania and that you endorsed pedophilia. if you keep on spamming your shit everywhere, you will probably be doxed
>SO LEAVE THE FUCKING SOYSPHERE NOW!
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its just like /qa/!
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i just found this sharty splinter, i like it
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all i can think of for the past few days is 'zellig
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the Shitty

WTF happened to the sharty?
why is there some generic login screen?

WTF did you do to da sharty?
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FNAC

Discuss the upcoming spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified ‘zellig loaded coal killing cobson loving fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald horror game.
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DDLC thread
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jujustu kaisen fans are the most unsufferable unfunny niggas known to man
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>i’m a recipe for entropy
>i’m too overwhelming
>give me your validation
>i can taste your apprehension
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opinions on watamote
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.
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https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7264490+50.html
i just shat jackbox cord up
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gn
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delete rule 7 i want to be able to post links to pirated vocaloid sites now zoot
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im stuck here until foot stops being a nigger
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>Does anybody here use the blog?
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There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them.
The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal"
just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don't have a single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on this flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic shit.
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im a zartycuck now…
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zoot make a /v/ copy and instead of mymy shooting up a school, make her kill niggers and troons in a mall or someplace.. yeah…..
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>Yeah that banner is one of the biggest seethe factory in soyland
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Is he /ourguy/ ?
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i am trans btw if that matters
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>cordtrannies raid the site for 10 minutes
>zoot just deletes them
>nothingburger
What do they think they'll achieve with this? Some prints on their #general ?