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>ouais ouais, come to mon ca'pino ou quelque chose, we have free 'p et beverages
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Glistening, shining new 'blox melty just dropped
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Zelligcaca. I'd like to chat
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dead nigger site award
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What's up nuzellig. Can we be friends again?
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are my glasses to big mymy?
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Jannies really?

Nigger racemixing jokes (Which was a crime since recently) is ok but Pepe in a way which is not even offending Zaryans are not OK?
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The school shooting game is not working
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BLUEBERRY DA GOAT

Da best or what?
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Woman respect thread
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>This site needs a hero…!
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coswork website
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NIGGA HEIL HITLER
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Frooty Troon OHNONONONO

Apparently there is a Frootcord
and they even leak other IPs lol
Froottroonsisters your response?!
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>half life 2 is good because all the experts say so!
>it just… is alright? everyone put it in the top 5 games of all time?
>you just… have to like it! everyone said it's great! EVERYONE!
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They somehow made this Doom shit
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I had a dream about a girl last night, so this is your warning-
SNCA AHEAD
So it begins with me being late for curfew at my house. This fat chick rolls up on a motorcycle and asks me if I need a ride. I tell her yes, and explain why. She decides to go extra fast for me, and we end up crashing into a ditch, killing her, because we flew 100 feet into the air, on par with dream logic. I wander into the swamp near the highway and set up a camp. Suddenly, these weeds wrap around my legs and begin to pull me through the swamp. Try as I might, I couldn't stop it. It pulls me to this mobile home in the middle of the swamp, and I find out a squirrel was controlling the weeds to bring me here. I wander into the house and meet the girl; she has long, soft brown hair with warm brown eyes, a pretty face and skinny body, and she had all the traits I pray to find in a girl- cute, shy, kind, sweet, etc. She just had this THING about her that made me know she was the one- we talked for a little while, and she told me that her father was abusive, and she also lived with her mother. I hear her father yelling like a drunk in the room next to us, and hear him coming to see what was going on.I found a shotgun on a dresser next to the front door, and as soon as I found some shells for it, her mother walked in. I casually ask her if the gun takes 12 or 20 gauge, and she casually tells me 12 (birdshot). So I load up a couple rounds, and wait at the door for her father to come so I could fucking kill him. Now the rest of this is fuzzy; I, for some reason, didn't kill him, but I guess nobody had a problem with me staying there, and he didn't beat the fuck out of me. The next thing I remember, I saved her from getting beat, and she hugged me- I felt the hug, I could feel her hands, arms, and breasts touching me, I could feel her warmth, I haven't been hugged in a long time, Zaryans, I'm oh so lonely. Then I woke up. I miss her so much, she was perfect. I wish she existed, I loved her. What kind of God dangles the thing I want most in front of me and takes it away? Especially in this economy, we're finding a girl like this that is easier to find in your dreams. I feel like I should tell the internet racists this because I feel like you niggas would understand my problem, better than anyone in my life could, due to them being mindless hedonistic faggots. This dream made me cry for the first time in years. By the way, this lucid dream was way longer, and had way more detail, etc, but I couldn't remember much of it, only the major parts. Just in case you thought this seemed choppy, it was quite smooth and realistic for a dream.
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I recently saw that my friends have various things glued in their rooms that reflect their personality, so I decided to decorate my room too

I decided to start with some soyjaks glued to the pc that I made in my notebooks
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Libtard faggots are hoping to disrupt a remigration protest in England tomorrow but, they're retards and left an open Eventbrite page and Google form open to leave your name publicly on the list. Let's spam it and get TND on the list GEG. Let's wreak havock
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/stop-fascist-britain-first-tickets-1330302543719
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc18hO9C_IXSjEvvRc2DmYWUmms7rXUtJVx4bQC3qO6UmfXsA/viewform?usp=header
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a frogclittycel infiltrated the janny team and deleted my autismerald so i am posting it again
>soyjaks.party /qa/ population census 09.29.23
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Rape is real you incel nazis
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Jannies will never ban you for saying gross things about the beebeesee because they love it
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What games are you playing?
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begging someone to make a noteblock cover of HH by Ye

are there any minecraft noteblockGODs in here? i really want to put the new kanye song into my world in noteblocks but i can't really find any MIDIs to convert nor do i have the proper knowledge to make one myself, if YOU know how to make shit with noteblocks please help, doesn't have to be overcomplicated or anything would be even better actually because i could actually recreate that in my world, thanks in advance even though i probably won't get any reppeys or at least what i need but it's worth a shot btw if you do make that thing please record how you built it i don't want a stupid litematica thing whatever the fuck it is i don't have it i tried to install that shit but i just couldn't for some reason.

also if anyone wants to play minecraft with me let me know i was thinking of starting a new playthrough again and i would love to play with some fellow zaryans (even though i am not one myself) or something o algo
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What if you were in your room with a stiffy and Mustard walked in and said, "it's manager time!" and just started throating your wood
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>WELL, ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED BEING A DECENT FUCKING PERSON YOU STUPID CHUD!
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This thread is under occupation from /pol/

You may freely post Nazi related stuff here.
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Hi, Yotsuba here! What a wonderful place you have here? Can I crash in for a while? What is this "Ongezellig" stuff? I hope all of you are welcoming of me! :3
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Negan

'gan on the 'og
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(((froot))) is selling the sharty
hopefully the next owner isnt as retarded as him
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Is this place dead ev&doe it's AmeriGOD hours?
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Why not

>Be me
>Have a friend who uses Soyzelliig
> “What the fuck is a Soyzellig ”
>He shows me the site
> “Oh so it’s like 4chan“
>He tells me it’s nothing like it
> I tell him that I want to write a green text
> He tells me that it’s taboo or something and that I will be called slurs.
>Does so anyways.
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>TFW they won't let you in the wxmxn's restroom to lick the shit & period blood off the toilet.
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I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP
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>the soyjak splinter expierence
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the gaslight district

watch the dutch version she sounds like mymy
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What are you listening to?
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What do we do about the fact that both of the 2 most active imageboards out there are ruled by tyrants and cordniggers treating them like their personal fiefdoms which is slowly strangling the life out of the site.
>inb4 show stats
https://eylenburg.github.io/altchans.htm
although the sharty has shown an increase in PPD this is mostly just due to recent events and a dead cat bounce from former users coming to check out the site, actual PPD is somewhere around 18,000-10,000 and lower.
>how does this affect us
these sites supply new users and life to other imageboards like in an ecosystem. 4chan dying during the hack briefly revived a lot of altchans but in turn many users simply just left for other places that weren't imageboards becuase of the lack of variety or simply weren't just informed, there actually aren't a lot of imageboards out there left that actually give rise to good discussion that attracts a lot of people (like a big tent) with the only exception being 4chan. most imageboards are too niche or are run 10x worse than the sharty or 4chan which means that most people will just leave becuase they don't want to bother with that with way less PPD and PPH.
Thoughts?
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new happyroadkill
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my wisdom tooth just punctured my gum/cheek and good Lord it hurts
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Hello? any of the Schoppenboer girls home? Mymy? Coco? Maya? Can we talk?
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frog on the log
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DECLARATION OF WAR

OUR FELLOW ZARYANS ON THE SHARTY ARE BEING PUSHED AROUND AGAIN AND THIS TIME FOR NO REASON AT ALL. THE /DEM/KIKES THINK THAT THEY CAN SIMPLY GET RID OF US. WELL FUCK NO! WE MUST RECLAIM THE /QA/.
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them doritos be hitting good though. got like 4 bags nigga
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ZELLIGARYANS HELP US SHARTEENS SOME DNB SPLINTER IS DEFACING OUR MURAL
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1235,-335,5
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hello
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You WILL do this experiment

1. Go to your kitchen and get a metal spoon, tea spoons are alright doe
2. Get a lighter or candle, the bigger the better
3. Get duct tape next, wrap around 4 to 6 layers around the handle
4. Start heating the spoon with the lighter or candle for around 2 minutes, make it seriously hot
5. Go to a faucet or sink and turn on cold water
6. Hold the spoon under the faucet
7. Dr. Fauci and Cobson will now be proud of you
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Wordswordswords reddit essay about 'zellig, albeit he talks about us at 1:22:20
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>What the friggin' raisin!
>This imageboard doesn't even have goonable mascots, how am I supposed to goon to a toddler?
>And I see no #general threads, that means it's a dead reddit baby
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the sharty is going to raid the site
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New toss just dropped
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Zooty zoot buy the sharty
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If you came from hit tweet from X, you aren't welcome here. Go grift somewhere else, but not here nusoi.
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>goo goo gaa gaa, i hawte niggews
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How do we fight the increasingly more and more rulecucked state that the splinters and sharty are in
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Are soyjaks allowed in /zellig/?
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how do i ban evade on sherdee

how do i ban evade on sherdee
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100 years of Afrikaans

Today Afrikaans celebrates it's 100th anniversary of being recognized as an seperate language
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I can't tell wether or not if the sharty, this place or both are getting faggier.
There's so much sissyness in this one post and many others of recent, I'd know since I used to frequently see trannies in trooncords type this exact way when they see their favorite heckin quirky character.
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just for jokes.

should I?
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kuzzy has made a statement
a must read for ALL regardless of what site you're from
read it at https://t.me/s/kuztalk
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drawARYANs, make a zellig background for this new soygame
https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/10983326.html
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GEGGGGG SHARTYCUCKS WTF IS THIS
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Hello, I come from the Sharty. I've come here to de-radicalize anyone who may have fallen down the alt-right pipeline. If you've even known a Gabe, you should watch this video. Sites like this are full of transphobic alt-right shitheads since Froot hasn't yet subitted this site to make it heckin' valid and trans inclusive like the Sharty.

Glory be to Allah.

Will bait someone award
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>necrobumping so newfags can appreciate old threads
<not necrobumping so newfags don't tarnish old threads
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Gemmy Album

Zaryans need to listen to this album, ziggerGODS have some musical talent. My personal favourite is Любо, братья, любо. It tells of Cossacks who led 40,000 horses to the Terek River for a battle. After the bloody battle, one bank of the Terek is covered by dead men and animals. The fatally wounded hero (singer) remembers his wife, his mother, and his steed. Feeling heartbroken for the latter two, he mourns his fate. The album is very soulful and melancholic, but it has some cheerful tunes. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. The name of the Album is "Songs Of The Cossacks Of Russia (But Not For Me)" ("Песни казаков России (но не для меня)") by Vladimir Skuntsev.
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Holy fuck this is literally like warrior z or whatever
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Artists vs "Artists"

My brother spent an entire summer rigorously studying and practicing art, this allowed him to draw and create incredibly realistic portraits on paper, with barely visible flaws. But afterwards, he completely abandoned art and decided to follow another career.
Anyone can learn how to draw and create, drawing has a process and people can get good to create truly beautiful artworks. But not everyone can add deep meaning to those artworks.

The rise of AI has shown the clear difference between artists and "artists".
Artists (music, art, etc…) are people who can utilize their craft to make the consumer think, they generate new ideas which stick with their followers who continue to ponder about their work for the foreseeable future. Whenever their art is brought up, it is met with deep discussion that can change people's minds on important or minor issues, not just "oh it looks really good".
"Artists" on the other hand, are workers. They only make art for profit and lack knowledge or a will to inspire others to think deeper. Their artworks lack a meaning, a mere drawing with no deeper reason that's designed to appeal to the lowest-thinking people. This is why I don't consider porn artists to be artists, their creations oppose knowledge by allowing and promoting humanity's most primal urges.

AI is the ultimate boogyman for "artists", able to replicate the quality seen by experts at art, this renders the regular artist who only draws for money useless. But one key factor is that none of those artworks have deeper meaning, they are merely made to look as appealing as possible to the human eye, they do not make us think deep but rather remain surface-level with how we perceive art.

I originally thought about becoming a graphics designer, but after my realization of what it truly means to be an artist, i decided to do art now as a hobby and passion, not as a job. Art, the practice itself, will inevitably get taken as a job by AI, but not true art, art that causes critical thinking, art that finds itself in the minds of critically thinking people who are able to use the lessons learnt to improve themselves or the world.
I see people complain about how AI art is too high quality, that it's going to inevitably take over their jobs. Good, art made to be appealing as possible to the low-thinking masses (art without meaning) will always be less valuable than art that's made to inspire and get people truly thinking about the world around them. I'm not saying that people should be forbidden from drawing for fun, I'm saying that we should not make drawing meaningless art our job, because it is replaceable. "Artists" can be replaced by other "artists" like how factory workers can be replaced by other factory workers.
Real artists are like philosophers, real philosophers are one of a kind and are rightfully remembered for their critical thoughts about the world and humanity, this should be the same for art.
90% of the artists you see on sites like Twitter or DeviantArt are not real artists, they are akin to factory workers who follow instructions, they are commissioned meaningless art that caters to the lowest-thinking. Real artists are people who have the will to make a change rather than to make ends meet.

This is just what I've gotten so far from critically thinking about art in the modern era and my definitions for art. With how industrialized art itself has become, it's important to differentiate art and the shallow recreations of it that are wrongfully labeled as art.
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They're allowing NAS on the soybooru. And I thought what will ruin the site are the namefags and the countrywars.
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FUCK YOU FAGGOTS FOR NOT REVOLTING AGAINST FROOT, ALL YOU LAZY SOYCUCKS ARE GONNA PAY THE PRICE WHEN HE DRAFTS YOU TO GET BLACKED BY THE NIGGERS IN AFRICA AND INSTALLS PORNHUB ADS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU FUCKING RETARDS LAZY MSGA (MAKE SOYJAK.PARTY GREAT AGAIN) CLOWNS FUCK YOU SPVA FUCK YOU DOLL FUCK YOU 90AC FUCK YOU FROOTCORD NAZI FACIST INCELS FUCK YOU ALL I HATE YOU MUST ALL FUCKING DIE
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just made a 'za for the two of us! it's with ham and mushrooms. also got some sproke. oh this is going to be nice, i love 'zas… though not as much as maya!
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Wow
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FROOT ADMIN 6 YOU RUINED MY LIFE, WHERE ARE THE MURDERED BODIES, I'M ABOUT TO SCOOP AND THE PIG-FDLS ARE GONNA HAVE TO SCOOP YOU OFF THE STREET, HEY DRUMPFOOOMPALOOMPA, YOU MAY BE THE OWNER, BUT ATLEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE A ORANGE, ORANGE HAIR, HAHAHAHA GOT YOU ORANGE WELL FRUMPTY, YOU THINK'VE YOU WON HAVEN'T YOU, WHILE THE REST OF US GET BRIMSTONE, YOU DO REALIZE YOUR GONNA GET IMPEACHED, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, NOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD NO FRUMPT NAS ON BOORU YOU FACSIT NAZI LAZY FRONALD FRUMPT
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snca gta 6 releases in may 26 2026 https://x.com/RockstarGames/status/1918265468076605706
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So?
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>BUT I AM TRAAAAAAAANSSSSS
>I AM A WOMAAAAAAAANNNNN
>WHY THE HECK AM I NOT MENSTRUATING?
>Call me ma'am…..
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How do we feel about troonloids? Is it ok if I make it keyed?
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SMASH SMASH THE IRA
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ancient chud proverbs

no matter how much coal is polished, it will never shine.
but if coal is lit on fire, it will gleam
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Tama Thread!

Post Tama!
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wait, why is this thing empty, THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING AND YOU PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!!!11
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4cucks are only 13% of 'arty population but commit 50% of the racebaits
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>I am going to post very personal details on Reddit for validation and approval
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Nah but rlly. whats da move.

Beyblade homosexual?
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Got a gift from my female classmates for my birthday today. Pretty cool huh?
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This board… its missing something… Err, I feel like you guys need some more talking objects
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100 unarmed zaryans vs 1 silverback gorilla. Who would win?
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>joel
>feralteen
>kleki
>baritone
>blackhawk
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Are niggers made by mossad to demoralize aryans?
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Where can I watch free TV shows online? I want to watch The Sopranos.
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>Thank you for this thread zaryan. To be honest, I wish the zaryans were more open and honest with each other about their desires and kinks. But unfortunately it had to be a "pretend you never goon edgy neopuritan" shithole from day 1… Oh well. I'm happy we can be ourselves here, at least. Thanks guys.
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Love

Zaryans, today I spent like 4 straight hours with a girl right next to me, we went to the movies and church together, then even headed home together. She had fun and so did I

Feels like I’m finally gonna drop the blackpill… Billions must Love
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Thread About Egg Theory

If the Egg Theory is real, then that means that we, hypothetically, were/are going to be Adolph Hitler, Studio Massa, Zoot, blah blah blah you get the point.
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Confessions Thread

ITT we post our deepest and darkest secrets.
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Gemmina Thread

Gemmina is literally a gem and she thinks that you're a gem too!
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>open 4cuck
>hentai

mossad doesnt even hide it anymore
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Is porn really the determining factor over whether a piece of media succeeds or not?
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Hi guys! I'm currently running a campaign on 'arty /dem/. See the first line here? That's right! All your things will be allowed on /dem/ if I win! Make your choice!
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The future o algo
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new happyroadkill