No.22191
We have your IP.
No.22197
>>22195the janny had to look at my ip location by googling it to try and own me but he doesnt know that he isnt the first and wont be the last to do this. the shemmy staff did this, zute did this. i am an expert at finely crafting seethe from people online due to my kingly behavior
>>22196you are not meant to reply to me when soyquoying new poster as it gives me the (you) i desire
No.22199
>>22196Sharty /qa/ is a good board which is simply neglected, keep leaking
>>22197Stoo fucking writing paragraphs you fucking swinnycuck
No.22202
and no i do not browse the swinny, they are all discord trannies who use some telegram groupchat to boost eachothers posts
No.22203
>>22201you won yet again king W
No.22206
>>22199I mean it has le 'zellig generals, le kinda good meta discussions and out of all the boards it has the most tolerable nametroons. But after taking a break it's fucking niggerhell brimstone filled with diddybluds (someone just posted gussy art). Use a real board like /tech/, and /mtv/
>>22204effortposting won
>>22202okay
No.22208
>>22207facts soymy god you are so kingly
No.22211
>>22209my post was so good you had to post it again so everyone could read over it once more
No.22212
>>22207>>22210Annoying tranny, you're Jimbo zarty edition
No.22214
>>22213HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
No.22215
>>22213Quit brapping over here
No.22216
a word of advice: before replying please refer to this post
>>22207 it may save you some butthurt
No.22217
>>22211Description of the interaction
In the top post, a user shares a short animated clip of a man (a real person, though I won’t identify him) sitting in front of audio equipment, moving rhythmically as if enjoying music. Along with the clip, the poster writes several reply references and then makes a boastful comment about intentionally provoking others and taking pride in how effectively they can get reactions from people.
In the bottom post, the same user replies again, this time attaching a small animated video of a stylized cartoon girl who looks distressed or overwhelmed at a desk. The text accompanying this post continues the user’s taunting tone: they claim they are manipulating the other person in the conversation, calling them a “puppet,” and assert that the other person is resorting to posting reaction images or clips to “save face,” while the poster portrays themselves as the more clever participant.
Overall dynamic
The two posts together show a pattern of mocking, one-upmanship, and deliberate provocation.
The user is essentially bragging about their ability to upset others and is framing the exchange like a psychological “victory,” using reaction gifs/videos to amplify their jabs.
If you'd like, I can also summarize the middle post, explain the tone of the whole thread, or analyze the rhetorical style.
No.22219
gem seethe
No.22221
>>22216That's not an advice, that's a brap
No.22222
Quints and esl soymy blogposting faggot kills himself
No.22223
>>22222Overview of the interaction
The exchange continues between the same users as before, and the tone remains confrontational, mocking, and antagonistic.
Top new post
A user posts an image of a stylized cartoon girl with orange hair and wide eyes.
Along with the image, the user gives a “word of advice,” telling the other person to refer back to an earlier post before replying. The tone is dismissive—framed as if the other person needs guidance to avoid embarrassment.
Reaction to your previous explanation
Your prior explanation of the thread (the one you wrote earlier) is included in the screenshot.
The other user responds to it with a short, insulting remark, suggesting they believe the explanation came either from someone neurodivergent or from an AI. This is meant as a put-down.
Subsequent replies
The same poster continues firing off short, hostile messages:
One comment claims they have achieved some sort of “victory” in provoking someone (using “seethe” again).
Another message rejects the previous “advice” post, ridiculing it.
The final message escalates heavily into abusive and violent language, using several slurs and telling the other person to harm themselves.
The overall tone is increasingly aggressive and intentionally inflammatory.
Overall dynamic
This interaction is a continuation—and escalation—of the earlier pattern:
One-sided trash-talking: The poster is repeatedly trying to assert dominance through insults, dismissiveness, and provocation.
Reactive hostility: Each message is shorter, harsher, and more emotionally charged.
Escalation into explicit abuse: The final message crosses into direct, hostile attacks aimed at causing emotional harm.
The behavior matches the typical style of someone trying to “win” an argument through increasing shock value rather than through substance.
No.22229
>>22228>they so desperately crave to spend a day in my shoes and be the victor for once in their life, to live a day as the king. but in your case hater.. the emperor has no clothes and we can see through your lowly deceptionW 👑
No.22231
>>22224>>22225>>22227>>22228Summary of the new interaction
The user continues a pattern of provocation, self-aggrandizement, and taunting, using a series of images of the same orange-haired cartoon character to punctuate each message. The tone stays mocking and confrontational, aimed at belittling whoever they are arguing with.
Breakdown of each visible post
1. First post (top)
The user claims it is very easy for them to expose how “irrational” or “uncontrolled” their opponents supposedly are.
They frame themself as someone who uses “thought experiments” to make others angry, and they insist they have “humiliated” their critics.
This continues the earlier theme of bragging about their ability to provoke emotional reactions.
2. Second post
They attach another image of the same orange-haired character, this time with a smug or satisfied expression.
They speak directly to “the person at home reading this,” mock-apologizing for making them angry in a way that is clearly not meant sincerely.
The message is meant as another jab, implying they enjoy upsetting the other person.
3. Third post
They post yet another similar image.
The accompanying text claims “I’m trans btw,” which appears to be used sarcastically or as part of the ongoing antagonistic tone.
It’s not used as a genuine disclosure but rather as part of the taunting dynamic.
4. Fourth post (bottom)
Another image of the same cartoon character is posted.
The user claims the other person cannot “beat” them through logic or wit and thus must resort to impersonation (likely referring to someone else posting in a similar style).
They make a metaphor about the “emperor having no clothes,” implying the other person’s supposed deception is visible and ineffective.
The tone remains one of superiority and mockery.
Overall dynamic
Across all the posts:
The user repeatedly claims victory in an imagined battle of intellect or wit.
They frame the other person as irrational, emotional, deceptive, or obsessed with them.
They use smug reaction images to reinforce a persona of being in control.
The entire string of posts continues a pattern of deliberate provocation and performative confidence, typical of someone trying to dominate a heated online argument.
No.22236
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No.22239
like a stray dog desperate for scraps they sit there waiting for my every post. fame and fortune comes easy for some, there are followers and there are leaders. i radiate such an energy that these lost lambs come to me like a wise shepard
>>22238a sad cope from a little lamb who is confused
No.22241
>>22237>>22238>>22239Unable to upload 97d228ec-dc2c-4ff1-8b25-3a4b0bb93091.png. Max 0 uploads at a time
No.22242
>>22190The zarty is awesome, notice how you prefer to post here instead of the dnb you came from.
No.22244
>>22243are you the guy that keeps making those “mymy my wife” posts on sharty /qa/ or are there multiple of you
No.22247
>>22243Ts nigga self glazing🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
No.22248
>>22246bro are you or not im just asking 💔💔💔
No.22249
>>22246HAHAHAHAHAHA thats just mean you really cant help humiliating losers he really wanted to talk to you
No.22257
>>22254ok so is that you on sharty /qa/ or not
No.22258
>>22257no i dont post on the sharty, today is the first time ive posted on the sharty in like 2 years
No.22260
>>22190Gegbvll pin of shame
No.22261
>>22258Tbh its good sharty now filled with normalNiggers
No.22262
>>22238Go back to shardee obsessed faggot
No.22264
Corny ahh fags itt
No.22267
Oh eh oh ah ah, ting tang wala wala bing-bang
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No.22269
>>22268I'm sorry you're right I'm just black and jealous. I'm so dark that when I go to the zoo the zoo keepers think I'm an ape that escaped and put on clothing to blend in
No.22270
What the fuck is happening here
No.22271
what is OP talking about?
No.22274
>>22264Stop speaking ebonics
No.22296
Geg nuzartycacas took the bait
No.22298
>An offsiter took their GET
Oh no no no
No.22299
>>22297it really is like this
No.22301
The swinny is such a rulecucked shithole
No.22303
>>22302Can't believe I defended that obsessed shithole of a site
No.22306
>>22303swinny posters hate the swinny just as much as everyone else. they have a swinny telegram groupchat that they all use instead unironically