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 No.22190[View All]

Kek your site sucks(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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 No.22249

>>22246
HAHAHAHAHAHA thats just mean you really cant help humiliating losers he really wanted to talk to you

 No.22250

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>playing it off like you didnt care by spamming emojis in your post after being publicly embarrassed in front of everybody

 No.22251

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i love aaaaaasfvdhgsguhwerfgwerfg….png

 No.22252

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>>22250
blud i dont know you i have no skin in this game i was just wondering cuz i thought i recognized some of the filenames

 No.22253

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>>>836813
>im not an janny
>you showing your flag on the shemmy once in 2024
there are people who sit there stewing over my posts in a fit of rage for over a year just waiting for me to appear so they can let it all out. im sorry for making you butthurt shoally tranny! NOT!

 No.22254

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>>22252
when people come at the king expect to be cannon fodder, if you caught a stray so be it. i can't sit around feeling bad for every peasant i use as a foot stool

 No.22255

>>22254
you won

 No.22256

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>>>22254 (You)
>you won

 No.22257

>>22254
ok so is that you on sharty /qa/ or not

 No.22258

>>22257
no i dont post on the sharty, today is the first time ive posted on the sharty in like 2 years

 No.22259

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 No.22260

>>22190
Gegbvll pin of shame

 No.22261

>>22258
Tbh its good sharty now filled with normalNiggers

 No.22262

>>22238
Go back to shardee obsessed faggot

 No.22264

Corny ahh fags itt

 No.22267

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Oh eh oh ah ah, ting tang wala wala bing-bang
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>The brief looping clip presents a moment both humorous and strangely captivating: a cat moving across an outdoor surface while standing fully upright on its hind legs. At first glance, the scene feels almost surreal, because bipedal locomotion is not a natural gait for cats. Yet, here this animal is—head high, spine straightened, hind legs planted beneath its body in an approximation of human posture—marching forward with an earnest determination that makes the entire sequence feel like a comedic performance.
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>The cat’s movement is stiff and deliberate, as though it has adopted its vertical stance either in response to some external stimulus or out of a quirky habit. Its hind legs spread slightly apart for balance, each step measured and heavy, giving the walk an almost toy-like, mechanical quality. The tail is held low, perhaps swaying slightly with each step, acting as a subtle counterbalance as the animal negotiates the unnatural task of upright walking. The front paws hang loosely by its sides, not used for locomotion but instead dangling in a way that unintentionally echoes the relaxed arms of a human taking a casual stroll. This anthropomorphic resemblance is part of what makes the GIF so irresistibly amusing.
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>Behind the cat, a pair of human legs can be seen—likely belonging to its owner or trainer—who seems to be observing or perhaps encouraging the behavior. The presence of the human adds an interesting dynamic: it highlights the contrast between the cat’s natural form and its adopted posture, while also anchoring the moment in reality. Without that human figure, the scene could feel almost animated or fabricated, but the grounding details—a shoe, a leg, the cast shadow—affirm that this is a real animal performing a very real, very unusual action.
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>The setting appears to be outdoors, the ground flat and possibly part of a sidewalk, driveway, or open yard area. The lighting suggests midday or bright afternoon sun, casting clear shadows and lending the scene a crisp, high-contrast appearance. The straightforward background ensures that the viewer’s attention remains fixed on the cat’s performance.
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>What truly elevates the GIF, however, isn’t just the novelty of the movement but the emotional effect it creates. There is something inherently funny about seeing an animal behave in a way so strongly associated with humans, especially when that behavior is unpolished and awkward. The cat’s rigid gait, combined with the confident lift of its chest and the natural dignity that cats always seem to project, creates a contrast that borders on absurdity. Cats are creatures known for their grace, agility, and effortless fluidity of motion—yet here, this one moves like a wobbling toddler or a wind-up toy soldier. That mismatch between expectation and reality is where the humor thrives.
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>At the same time, the GIF captures a small, genuine marvel of animal behavior. Cats can momentarily balance on two legs, usually to peer over obstacles or reach for objects, but walking any measurable distance upright is rare. When they do it, it taps into that deep fascination humans have with animals performing behaviors that seem to blur the line between species. It evokes curiosity—why is the cat doing this? Is it excited? Mimicking someone? Reacting to something off-screen? Or does it simply enjoy the peculiar motion? Without context, the viewer is left to fill in the gaps with imagination, which only enhances the charm.
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>The looping nature of the GIF itself contributes to its comedic rhythm. Each cycle begins with the cat’s determined posture and continues through its oddly stiff march, endlessly repeating without resolution. There’s no beginning or end, no explanation, just an eternal procession of a cat walking as though it has momentarily forgotten the mechanics of being a cat and adopted the mannerisms of a small biped trying its best to function. It’s a little absurd, a little adorable, and completely attention-grabbing.
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>In its simplicity, the GIF becomes a perfect example of internet humor: a tiny, contextless fragment of life that, when isolated and replayed endlessly, becomes both funnier and more intriguing the longer one watches. It blends physical comedy, unexpected animal behavior, and a hint of surrealism, creating a piece of media that needs no explanation to evoke a smile. It captures a cat in a rare pose of clumsy, upright determination, walking with all the pomp of a creature trying to transcend its own design—and in doing so, it delivers a delightful, memorable, and endlessly entertaining moment.

 No.22268

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>>22264
its called being white, it's a shame you will never experience what its like to have a soul

 No.22269

>>22268
I'm sorry you're right I'm just black and jealous. I'm so dark that when I go to the zoo the zoo keepers think I'm an ape that escaped and put on clothing to blend in

 No.22270

What the fuck is happening here

 No.22271

what is OP talking about?

 No.22273

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>What the fuck is happening here
>what is OP talking about?

 No.22274

>>22264
Stop speaking ebonics

 No.22275

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>>22270
>>22271
i ran out of beer

 No.22276

>>22275
facts go off king

 No.22277

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 No.22278

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i need someone to get mad at me again so i can start talking nonsense for another hour where are shoally freaks when you need them

 No.22279

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hijacking threads with no survivors

 No.22280

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i forgot to mention how much I love my husband Tyrone. but my haters are such a dark niggers that they will never understand what does it mean to love

 No.22281

>>22277
Are you oldGod?

 No.22283

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>>22280
you are not a true hater i can see the kindness in your eyes

 No.22284

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>pretending to be a hater imposter to get the ball rolling

 No.22285

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>>22281
hello im the person you replied to and yes im oldGod ask away

 No.22286

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>>22285
I know who you are, this is me. yes

 No.22287

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I just made a million dollars due to wise investments in the stock markets

 No.22288

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agugu will take over the world!!!!

 No.22289

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I love making a few thousand from wise investments in the stock markets

 No.22291

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 No.22292

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 No.22293

>>22292
its a zem

 No.22294

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i just ate some magnesium gycinate and a little ashwaganda

 No.22296

Geg nuzartycacas took the bait

 No.22297

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>ashwaganda

 No.22298

>An offsiter took their GET
Oh no no no

 No.22299

>>22297
it really is like this

 No.22300

>>22299
trvthnvke

 No.22301

The swinny is such a rulecucked shithole

 No.22302

>>22301
dnbhole

 No.22303

>>22302
Can't believe I defended that obsessed shithole of a site

 No.22304

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>>22294
magnesium eaters

 No.22306

>>22303
swinny posters hate the swinny just as much as everyone else. they have a swinny telegram groupchat that they all use instead unironically



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