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 No.3297[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOT
WHAT IS THIS STUFF ON THE ZIKI, I AM TOO HTML ILLITERATE TO KNOW

 No.3298

nothing



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 No.3286[Reply]

Zoot add a refugee for Lennons plz!

 No.3287

margarine

 No.3288

>Nothing ever happens
>And I wonder

 No.3290

>If you know



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 No.3181[Reply]

does this page do anything or am I too stupid to find a "sign up" link? what does an account even do?
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 No.3184

>>3181
that concerns you only if you are an artfag

 No.3250

funnily enough i got the artfag role but i still cant namefag in oc
doesnt bother me much but still
ZOOOOOOOTTTT FIX NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.3251

>>3250
you must log in then put
(name) ## Artisan
in your namefield when posting

 No.3257

>>3251
I only have the name field in brabant

 No.3285

>>3257
>>3250
Test it now, it should work.



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 No.3273[Reply]

Which one of you fuckers was this?
3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.3277

>>3275
>>3276
pathetic samenigger award

 No.3278

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>>3277
biggest fail on the zarty award

 No.3279

>>3278
>one more inspect element from android phone and I'll become a real woman
Geg

 No.3281

>>3279
>inspect element on a phone
dumbest sagenigger award

 No.3282

>>3281
>he doesn't know about desktop mode or trying to fool me
Sorry reelsfaggot, but I'll sage this thread



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 No.3074[Reply]

I would like to propose a full dictionary and linguistic document for the Zaryan dialect of Soyspeak, Zelligspeak

who will support me and how can this be done?
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 No.3081

>>3074
>>3080
(you) can add stuff to the ziki page as the dialect develops of zoiets
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Zelligspeak

 No.3082

>>3081
it wont let me edit the page, how do?

 No.3083

>>3082
Did you create an account?

 No.3258

>>3078
>it's never going to happen
>>>/zellig/47172
>i cant find that FNAagugu1 image i swear theres a rogue janny deleting random raisin
It's happening

 No.3259

>>3258
i know raisin is forced but it sounds funny i guess so i said it



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 No.2632[Reply]

Since we still dont have a 404 page, you guys can send suggestions as to what it shall be.
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 No.3252

Kys Zelig tranny

 No.3253

File: 1732364976447.jpeg (33.88 KB, 1280x720, IMG_0845.jpeg)

Die Dutch traime die

 No.3254

pet nigger obsession posting again award

 No.3255

>>3252
10 minutes on bald men with glasses website award

 No.3256

File: 1732365335552.mp4 (11.24 MB, 1920x1080, Oh im a shartycuck.mp4)




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 No.3204[Reply]

Why doesn't this site have manual media approval feature?
3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.3209

>>3206
itll slow the site and discussion even more, youll have to wait for janjan to look at your image which in 99.99% of cases you wont be breaking rules, gives jannies useless work, its gay and kiked and useless and sucks the fun and other anti-'p measures are being worked on and taken very seriously

 No.3210

>>3209
trvthnvke

 No.3222

the right question to ask is why the shitty has it despite all other imageboards in the world not trying to do anything comparable

 No.3223

>>3222
Because we need to shill out discord nitr- I mean gem passes

 No.3226

Because unlike the sharty this site luckily doesnt have that much cordniggers that trans heart spamming ‘p, at least compared to the sharty.



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 No.3176[Reply]

You have no chance against me.
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 No.3178

File: 1732056651231.png (83.57 KB, 790x526, Concerned Coco.png)

EMBEDDED 'P

 No.3179

kys lorenzomuzaadis654davidpolackpedorapist

 No.3180

>>3178
jannies need to be more active to get rid of this shit

 No.3185

>>3178
How do you check if it's embedded 'p?

 No.3188

>>3185
If your PC starts to glow you'll know



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 No.3173[Reply]

Bring back namefield

 No.3175

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>bring back namefield



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 No.3159[Reply]

Hello, zarty lets raid some whiteboards, i feel as though this site needs some infamy
https://www.whiteboardfox.com/lobby.jsp
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 No.3167

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>>3166
MEDS

 No.3168

shalom goyims

 No.3169

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>>3166
OP is a falseflagging kike

 No.3170

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>>3162
real

 No.3171

nusoicvcks can't falseflag for shit GEEEEEEEEG



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 No.67[Reply]

This site wont last 1 month

 No.68

File: 1695981173262.png (33.05 KB, 708x746, mayason.png)

just wait and see

 No.3050

worst prediction ever award

 No.3073

>>67
>one year has passed and only 2983 posts were ever made on /q/



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 No.3018[Reply]

Hello everyone, I saw this website on my friend's phone during school, it looks like 4chan lol! My friend is pretty quiet, does browsing this site say anything about him? Thank you and waiting for your response.
-Jan
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 No.3024

>>3018
No way this is real
Also everyone who browses here suffers from ADD, try asking him about what that is

 No.3025

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Leak your friend's browser history heh

 No.3026

>>3018
are u real
>>3025
do it fer teh lulz mwahah

 No.3071

>>3019
>>3020
>>3022
>>3023
fell for obvious bait award

 No.3072

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>>3071
>filled out the email field



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 No.3064[Reply]

Hello, i'm from soyjak.party (specifically /fpe/) and i'd like to inform the Zarty that i want to make my own Pixelplanet artpiece right below the finished artpiece of Coco, i will leave you alone, promise you wont touch my robot pixel art.
Zaryans to Δryans, peace!
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 No.3066

>>3065
Which board do i use? I used ctrl + f and this is the only board that mentions the 'planet.

 No.3067

go ahead, I don't think anyone will mind that

 No.3068

>>3067
That's all i need

 No.3069

>>3064
Wholesome 100

 No.3070

>>3064
I moniter/maintain our pixel arts on pixelplanet. Go ahead. In fact there used to be some soyjaks in that exact spot before the obsessed clankniggers removed it



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 No.3058[Reply]

Zoot, add ID feature for total samenigger death

 No.3059

I'm trans BTW

 No.3060

>>3059
samearyans won

 No.3061

>>3059
Wtf guys???? I see a new board on the topbar, it's named /gayfaggots/, when I open it there's a post saying that only gay faggots can view this board, what does this mean???

 No.3062




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 No.3051[Reply]

Whenever you search a tag and click on the results of the query it redirects to some "error" page for no apparent reason. zQQt fix this.
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 No.3053

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>>3051
it's an issue caused by the latest version of shimmie2, the easiest solution is downgrade it to v2.11.4
also you should install ffmpeg for the video thumbnails to work

 No.3054

for example:
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/index.php?q=post/view/874?search=Maya
remove ?search=Maya and the page will load up just fine

 No.3055

>>3053
'litaGOD

 No.3056

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>>3053
i just found the problem
in this file: /ext/index/theme.php
edit line 180

$page->add_block(new Block(null, $this->build_table($images, "?search=$query"), "main", 10, "image-list"));

to

$page->add_block(new Block(null, $this->build_table($images, "#search=$query"), "main", 10, "image-list"));

this way you don't have to change the software

 No.3057

red itt DNI



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 No.3033[Reply]

The log when sorted by most replies isn't organized properly.
As seen in the two images, there are threads on the second page that have more replies than some threads on the first page. This doesn't make much sense, it has to be a bug.
Please fix this.
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 No.3041

>>3040
geg, check it now

 No.3042

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>>3038
>scream test

 No.3043

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>>3042
>scream test

 No.3045

>>3040
you should have been there from the very beginning hahaha!

 No.3049

thanks for adding the full tab, I'm satisfied with this featuring the reply ordering.



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 No.3048[Reply]

My programmer has done some optimisations and fixes to the site. (for example, the catalog has been changed; another example, mp4 now works)

/v/ has been changed. Now it's Vidya and has links to a bunch of games. If you wish more games to be added, go to /oc/ and check the pinned thread.
If Vidya is succesful, I will add other static pages like it but for other types of media (for example, comics)


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 No.3035[Reply]

I got banned from sharty for post i didn't even made, it's over

 No.3036

>>3035
when your IP address changes, sometimes you could be banned for actions you didnt make. consider changing your IP if you are really not the person who performed that post, otherwise, contact an admin through soyjak.blog and ask for an ban lift

 No.3037

>even though belongs in qa
That ip address better be your proxy or you're fucking stupid.

 No.3039

That's why mobile IP addresses should never be permanently banned, they change their owners all the time.

 No.3044

>>3035
>doesn't know how to ban evade
Nusoidenkers…..



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 No.3027[Reply]

What if someone made a Ongezellig art-style inspired virtual world game that played similar to Club Penguin and Gaia Online?

 No.3028

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>What if X but with Ongezellig

 No.3029

Hatred but Mymy

 No.3030

>>3029
Don't we already have that Mymy scholocaust game?

 No.3031

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>>3029
<Love but Mymy

 No.3032

>>3029
*but Maya



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 No.3008[Reply]

Zoor join the Kiwi Thread so we can have SNCA admin nametroon #76532197084 to post with other literally who nametroons
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349

 No.3009

why

 No.3010

>>3008
Zooooooor do NOT join the green bird from New Zealand thread, it's a gay circlejerk

 No.3011

>>3009
It'd be fun

 No.3012

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>Zoor join the Kiwi Thread so we can have SNCA admin nametroon #76532197084 to post with other literally who nametroons

 No.3013

>>3012
>a bookshelf full of awards
ai still doesnt get the idea of slopjak right (evendoe it's an old gif)



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 No.2600[Reply]

ZOOOOOT
REFERRAL BAN ALL JARTYFAGGOTS

 No.2601

TSMT
BAN SOYCOALTAN
BAN THE MEXICANS

 No.2602

DO THIS

 No.2830

die



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 No.2820[Reply]

she is so beautiful

 No.2821

Add this, somehow



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 No.2808[Reply]

guys what is "log in" and what does it do

 No.2809

it's for the artisan 'cord role. if any drawfags wanna namefag, they can request a username and password so they get the ability to ## Artisan.

 No.2810

>>2809
cool info thanks Zaryan

 No.2813

>>2809
It's also a convenient way for jannies/mods to log in, instead of going to the login page manually



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 No.2649[Reply]

since the other thread was autosaged (i think), i'll make another one.
ongezellig is arguably a cartoon about inceldom, with the term used in a broad sense here.
many zaryans have voiced support for the proposal already, and i think it would be just natural for the reasons exposed above to have an /r9k/ board here. furtherly, zoot has announced that he was planning to add a bunch of new boards to get some activity back into the website, so i think it would align with his plans perfectly too.
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 No.2796

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>>2795
>negative credits
>arrow points up

 No.2797

>>2795
fix the arrow, holy fail

 No.2798

>>2797
its supposed to point to the poster above thoughiebeit

 No.2799

oh my fauci

 No.2811

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 No.2801[Reply]

Hi,

I've decided I don't want to be a zeltyfail anymore and I will now become a ayrananimeGOD.
To celebrate my brave transition I want to make a piece of music using ai, like all those songs about the jarty.
Yet I don't know how to do such, after googling I just stumbled upon a bunch of zogchow sites.
I would very much appreciate help Agugods.

Have a good one mate

 No.2802

>>2801
suno.com is used for ai songs



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 No.2785[Reply]

Get rid this shit(feces)

 No.2786

I keep trying to post on /zellig/ but this shit pops up every time despite like 50 modifications. Kys whoever added that feature

 No.2787

I even tried removing all text and it still thinks it’s automated.

 No.2791

>>2785
please zooterino



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 No.2775[Reply]

zoot, add a wordfilter that detects fakecel behavior which will ban any fakecel instantly permanently. this is a TRVECEL only website
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 No.2779

>>2778
Waifufaggots and countrywarniggers are not welcome here, the rest are normal

 No.2780

Make "fakecel" word into "trvthcel"

 No.2781

Or trvcel as you wish

 No.2788

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 No.2789

>>2788
No arrow



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 No.2771[Reply]

Why can't we upload .jpg files anymore? The site says "Could not strip EXIF metadata!" when I try to attach .jpg to my reply.

 No.2772

a small price to pay to protect nudoodoocacasluttas, now convert those images like a good goy o algo

 No.2773

Will be fixed soon

 No.2774

Should be working now

 No.2776

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>zoot

 No.2783

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Mod unironically did it for her



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 No.2764[Reply]

QUICKLY TAKE THAT FUCKING SQUIRREL I'M GOING TO EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.2765

gem

 No.2782

>>2764
thats nuts nigga



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 No.2608[Reply]

does anyone still post on this
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 No.2757

>>2755
shemmy, charty (chud.win), jarty before its closed (OH IM JARTYCUCK YES IM JARTYCUCK) and dvach for /int/

 No.2758

>>2757
>2ch
Are you russian?

 No.2759

>>2756
I wasn't here to reply to the previous replies, but it does make sense because if there's a set amount of people and the IPs accumulate, you could justify the quadratic exponentiality by assuming this:
>Imagine there's one person who uses the zarty, he uses different proxies and generates unique IPs every time. Now add a second user and the IPs double, and so on and on.
The counter just 2 hours ago was at 5800ish, we could take samples every day at a certain hour and plot it.

 No.2760

>>2759
I will start a cron job

 No.2761

>>2608
>does anyone still post on this
Now that 4chan troonjannies once again add another distopian feature of filtering saying nigger, tranny, kike more that 3 times altchans will only grow.



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