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 No.6424[Reply]

Updates on mutt hours DDoS?

 No.6425




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 No.5572[Reply]

Howdy neighbors. So let's get the most important thing out of the way. Zoot has appointed me co-admin of the Zarty. I've known Zoot for about a year now and he has shown a lot of trust in me during that time. He was of the opinion that I am way more active and familiar with the day-to-day environment of the Zarty. Zoot has, for a while now, found himself often having to be informed on the latest nonsense that his userbase is arguing about, or the latest boogeyman that we are meant to keep an eye out for. Therefore, he had decided to delegate the overseeing and maintaining of the Zarty to me while he directed his focus on other projects, such as animation, his career, and studying art, as well as helping with development of the ocgemerald club. At the end of the day, I still answer to him. He has just entrusted me to try and maybe improve the website if possible, and due to my immense respect for him, I intend to do my best to accomplish just that. This thread is meant as a list of important and not-so-important information regarding my inauguration.
Oh right. Yes, I have been a janitor for the past year.
<nuadmin space
Where do I begin? Let's start with some pleasant news first:
>The Zooru will be back shorty – this time under new, and more importantly, (hopefully) less controversial ownership.
>The Zarty is very likely to still exist after september in one way or another, though under a new ownership as well, as Zoot intends to fully move on from the Zarty and onto OCG.
<nuadmin space
We have decided to extend rule 4 to include racebait to a limited extent. That's racebait of ANY kind, be it white or brown. We used to tolerate it because it was a kind of sharty culture and a majority of the offenders weren't even giving the racebait any further thought beside it being an innocent joke. It has become apparent, however, that the loud minority of racebait posters are genuine off-siter degenerates who are only trying to stir up trouble. Racebait threads will be moved to /drenthe/. Racebait intended to derail high-effort threads/posts will be dealt with based on janny discretion. Context will always be taken into account, and fun will not be outlawed.
<nuadmin space
On the topic of hostile off-siters – we've been VERY tolerating of them, and tried to not interfere much due tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.5657

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la demonyo…

 No.6419

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>Bob ## Admin

 No.6420

>>6419
πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž
πŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“Œ

 No.6421


 No.6422

>>6419
you will go to heaven



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 No.6418[Reply]

Ban the Minnycuck shill threads, the site is already taken over by the Kuzzy anyways


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 No.6392[Reply]

Why did my reply saying the new admin is zute get deleted
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 No.6413

>>6407
Not even true, look at the entire second booru thread, not once has zute used the singular
<
for spacing. Your 'cord gayop is not working.

 No.6414

>>6407
stop noticing goyim

 No.6415

>>6407
True, dont look at a snippet of the first wiki post, once zoot didnt use the plural
>
for closing. My 'arty straightop is unemployed.

 No.6416

>>6413
He used
<REDDIT SPACING
In that thread
and if you have elite ball knowledge you'd know he used < in general

 No.6417

>>6416
>uniquely identifiable syntax is when common soysphere phrase
>le checking elite ball knowledge ΓΆΓ–ΓΆ
not helping your case, that you need to rely on insider information only he or his familiars would know is more proof of you cord gayop. So no, koos is obviously not zute if people like you are pushing for this retorique.



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 No.6405[Reply]

Disable the captcha for board search, it's annoying and besides fucking no one is going to scrape this site

 No.6412

>no one is going to scrape this site
>is absolutely going to scrape this site award



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 No.5974[Reply]

The entire site looks like it's shifting towards the other boards
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 No.5978

>>5974
for many people including me i think this site acts as an alternative to the sharty since /pol/ is basically the only board worth using on there because /soy/ is a niggerhell and the rest are dnbs. I think this site provides a tighter knit community with more thought out posts since it doesn't feel like you're screaming into a void of shitty bait

 No.5979

nothingwafel, there are times where ppd of other baords take the spotlight like the massive country wars of /brapbant/ that happened

 No.5980

>>5978
>I think this site provides a tighter knit community
Guess you could say we're… gezellig

 No.5981

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>You could say we're…. Gezellig

 No.6404

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>you could say we're… gezellig



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 No.6395[Reply]

who is zaryan and why is he everywhere


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 No.6236[Reply]

If my memory is right ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOT is leaving on the 20th, ZOOOOOT no I just joined this site went Booob became admin. ZOOOOOT don't leave.

 No.6238

Zoot sold the site. Bob wouldn't be owner

 No.6239

>>6238
I must've misread, I thought ZOOOOOOOOT was gonna leave and BOOOOOOOOOOB would become owner

 No.6381

I was right!



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 No.6374[Reply]

On a scale from 1 to 10, how dead is this website? I had to quit using the sharty because I was tired to seeing 'cado all the time.

 No.6375

>>6374
7/10
still alive a little bit but Not super active. really good for a chill day.
overall score is 10/10 I love this site, I wish it was more active though.

 No.6376

5/10



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 No.6243[Reply]

me thinks zoot should give me the site
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 No.6271

>>6270
roger that king

 No.6272

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>>6270
Bluddington still doesn't know me

 No.6273

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 No.6274

>>6273
you will go to heaven

 No.6373

op is koos



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 No.6327[Reply]

Title when I write soyzellig.party I get send to http://soyzellig.party with Apache shit, instead of https://soyzellig.party

 No.6329

Thanks for pointing it out, try again, it should redirect properly now.



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 No.6310[Reply]

BOOOOOOOOB someone vandalizing the wiki
zelligtoiletwon has vandalized our shiet cuh. ban him KING.
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 No.6321

>>6320
ongezelligbooru.com? It's not working for me.

 No.6323

>>6321
are you using Tor or something.

 No.6324

>>6323
Works with VPN only, i wonder why geg

 No.6325

There was a bug with the autoconfirmed parameters, it is fixed now. New users aren't able to upload files, for that the account needs to become autoconfirmed, but the issue was that every new account was getting autoconfirmed. Thankfully this was a limited raid which exposed the bug so now we are more protected against any future raids.

 No.6326

>>6325
It's like a heckin' self learning machine



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 No.6227[Reply]

test

 No.6228

Song catchy

 No.6235

*test*

 No.6290

jannies can you move this to /test/ I just realized that board exists



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 No.6240[Reply]

This is MakeZellig and I'm here to remind you that you still have a chance to ask a question before I close the Q+A and create the video. I'm thinking of releasing the video on Sept. 21 to celebrate Maya's birthday, so be sure to ask me some questions as soon as possible.

 No.6241

where do People go to ask questions?

 No.6242




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 No.6103[Reply]

The site has been extremely brimstoney since last week, with lots of NAZ in /zellig/, sharty-tier forced crying chudquoting by unironic trannies, and even soylita posting, but worst of all revenant namefag drama coming back all at once. This all started after the reintroduction of the namefield. It is NOT a coincidence.
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 No.6197

>>6194
she's leaning away
>>6196
tsmt zaryans need to rawdog their lack of hope

 No.6198

>mods can you actually ban everything i don't like because i'm a pisscel

 No.6199

>>6196
don't get your pseudo-philosphical statement but glad you agree with me

 No.6210

>>6194
marge, why is massa looking like a wife beater?

 No.6213

>>6210
that's not massa doe



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 No.6209[Reply]

Why is it that on the rules list it doesn't mention Tor links are a bannable offense. I just got banned for doing also sorry won't happen again.


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 No.1804[Reply]

7 weeks of relatively stable growth.
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 No.4257

ppdDEITY, can we get the next graph update, it's seca

 No.4258

>>4257
Mostly spikes but generally we're above 200

 No.4259

>>4257
ok, but later

 No.4261

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i'm under the impression that something may be fucked up here, if you take a look at the blue line on the second pic, the 30-day moving average, it's about the half of what's shown in the activity statistics table

 No.6208

>>4261
I'd like to see a new graph



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 No.6200[Reply]

Maya
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 No.6203

>>6200
jeff the killer

 No.6204

>>6200
maya the shitskingooner

 No.6205

>>6204
projecting faggot

 No.6206

>>6205
i don't think she's a real faggot but just a strongly depraved gooner

 No.6207

>>6206
i wasnt calling maya a faggot… take your meds



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 No.6191[Reply]

It was my birthday 1 day ago

 No.6192

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thank you /q/ nuposter for this data

 No.6193

>>6192
datamined it again award



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 No.6167[Reply]

as a mayafag I finally understand how annoying the mayacvddle spam was because holy shit the verapoopoos are shitting up le site
Not saying to ban everything I don't like but idk just saying ofzo.
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 No.6185

>>6184
evendoe literally the loudest until the one verafag woke up from being comatosed

 No.6186

>>6185
>comatose
nice namedrop fag

 No.6187

>>6186
meds what the FUCK are you talking about comatose means coma you obsessed 'cordtard

 No.6188

>>6187
alright buddy… but very specific word to use here
'cord was zarty culture btw

 No.6189

>>6188
still is, just ask the mods



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 No.4171[Reply]

screenshots go here
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 No.5605

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>>5603
>not missing the YouTube era instead
C-co-coooooord

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 No.6171

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Unrelated but still funny

 No.6172

>>6171
downvote… not zarty…

 No.6173

>>6171
updoot



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 No.6164[Reply]

what does this say about the future of the zarty?

 No.6165

nothing really

 No.6166

why are your images posted in the wrong order?

 No.6169

Nusoicattle thinks their opinion will ever matter to the jannies (8t doesn't)



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 No.5302[Reply]

Editing the wiki alone is so fucking hard, you people better get your ass up and start editing too.
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 No.6104

you cant register a new account or edit anonymously

 No.6106

>>6083
As an oldfag editor zikipedist I support Michael on this matter. Skhidnyaky lost, zapadentsi won.

 No.6109

>>6104
The ziki is currently undergoing a large revamp, signups will be open then

 No.6134

>>6083
Bob Zoot unban me noooooow

 No.6163

>>6109
are we gonna get a new domain o algo



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 No.6152[Reply]

My fellow zaryans, I propose that we invade a dogshit
""subreddit"" on R*ddit called r/femcelgrippysockjail. They appear to be very vulnerable and they aren't the stereotypical "thanks for the gold kind stranger" predditors. We will spam 'zellig images and such and humiliate xem, the zarty shall prevail.

 No.6154

>>6152
welcome back dev bharaj

 No.6155

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>my fellow zaryans

 No.6156

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>>6154
>remembering dev bharaj

 No.6157

>zoyim- i mean my fellow zaryans, let's shill 'zellig to mentally ill trannies on reddit



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 No.6138[Reply]

Kill the namefield or restrict it to >>>/drenthe/
Nametrannies ARE insufferable

 No.6139

tsmtnvke

 No.6140

Even doe im a namefag here's my plan
1. Restrict namefield to qa and drenthe
2. Ban Cobsontalks for being useless waste of space for this website

 No.6141

>>6140
Alright the 2nd one is done



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 No.6128[Reply]

Cordson singlehandedly revived the Zarty

 No.6131

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 No.6063[Reply]

>gets banned on the zarty
>turn on VPN
>still banned
>clear cache and cookies
>still banned
>install new browser and use new VPN
>still banned
>install anti fingerprinting extensions
>still banned
>install even more anti fingerprinting
>unbanned
Why does the zarty have hardware tracking?(Try again)

 No.6064

you must have used vpns that got banned already

 No.6066

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Sorry zoyim, but Massaflare cockblocks people like you and only lets trueZaryans post

 No.6068

Atrocious datamining just like soot intended

 No.6069

the zarty tried to datamine my bwc size, browser run out of memory, had to restart the computer



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 No.6065[Reply]

Furry transgots griefed our Zaryan Mymy Wplace doodle at Phillip Island Australia


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 No.6055[Reply]

Zoot the website is so slow sometimes
Quit fucking using https://mzunguhosting.ml for its servers

 No.6056

that might've been me, was trying to upload lotr extended n sheit



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 No.6053[Reply]

and make it like der shardee where it's like a squigly thingy so you can't get a preview of the video, I wanna post something for April Fools
video unrelated


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