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Midwest Chud 10/03/25 (Fri) 16:55:04 No.6445 [Reply]

What is the Zarty's favorite metal band?

Zaryan 10/03/25 (Fri) 17:12:35 No.6446

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>>6445
running in the 60's

Zaryan 10/03/25 (Fri) 18:46:45 No.6447

>Posting on /q/
Newlig alert

Zaryan 10/04/25 (Sat) 17:54:12 No.6449

ayasiin salkhi

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schizorald I DIDN'T TAKE MY MEDS 09/29/25 (Mon) 14:33:23 No.6426 [Reply]

the official Ongezellig pediverse instance is preparing a raid, massad controls every single move, prepare for the worst

Zaryan 09/29/25 (Mon) 14:34:01 No.6427

marge

I TOOK MY MEDS 09/29/25 (Mon) 14:35:31 No.6428

now seriously what 4cuckpedoniggers did actually set up the zelty, shVt it down already

Zaryan 09/29/25 (Mon) 14:55:26 No.6429

>>6428
its a honeypot dont enter the site

Zaryan 09/29/25 (Mon) 14:57:41 No.6430

doebeit N.E.H

Zaryan 10/02/25 (Thu) 08:23:44 No.6437

>>6426
Rename this board to /x/

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Zaryan 08/15/25 (Fri) 14:29:07 No.5982 [Reply]

Why did I got banned for being a tiny bit horny about Vera when she is a keyed hag???

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Zaryan 08/24/25 (Sun) 12:29:34 No.6059

bump

Zaryan 09/05/25 (Fri) 08:42:16 No.6195

probably cause rule 4

Zaryan 09/30/25 (Tue) 11:04:00 No.6432

bump

Zaryan 09/30/25 (Tue) 11:09:49 No.6433

>>6432
but why

Zaryan 09/30/25 (Tue) 11:10:44 No.6434

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>>6433
that's why.

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Zaryan 09/28/25 (Sun) 08:55:54 No.6424 [Reply]

Updates on mutt hours DDoS?

Zaryan 09/28/25 (Sun) 08:59:32 No.6425

https://soyjak.st/gem/thread/20141.html
Shit nobaldi cares about

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Zaryan 09/24/25 (Wed) 15:27:03 No.6392 [Reply]

Why did my reply saying the new admin is zute get deleted

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Zaryan 09/26/25 (Fri) 11:56:21 No.6413

>>6407
Not even true, look at the entire second booru thread, not once has zute used the singular
<
for spacing. Your 'cord gayop is not working.

Zaryan 09/26/25 (Fri) 11:59:18 No.6414

>>6407
stop noticing goyim

Zaryan 09/26/25 (Fri) 12:05:39 No.6415

>>6407
True, dont look at a snippet of the first wiki post, once zoot didnt use the plural
>
for closing. My 'arty straightop is unemployed.

Zaryan 09/26/25 (Fri) 12:47:01 No.6416

>>6413
He used
<REDDIT SPACING
In that thread
and if you have elite ball knowledge you'd know he used < in general

Zaryan 09/26/25 (Fri) 13:07:49 No.6417

>>6416
>uniquely identifiable syntax is when common soysphere phrase
>le checking elite ball knowledge öÖö
not helping your case, that you need to rely on insider information only he or his familiars would know is more proof of you cord gayop. So no, koos is obviously not zute if people like you are pushing for this retorique.

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Zaryan 09/25/25 (Thu) 21:23:32 No.6405 [Reply]

Disable the captcha for board search, it's annoying and besides fucking no one is going to scrape this site

Zaryan 09/26/25 (Fri) 11:43:33 No.6412

>no one is going to scrape this site
>is absolutely going to scrape this site award

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Zaryan 08/14/25 (Thu) 06:27:58 No.5974 [Reply]

The entire site looks like it's shifting towards the other boards

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Zaryan 08/14/25 (Thu) 14:16:53 No.5978

>>5974
for many people including me i think this site acts as an alternative to the sharty since /pol/ is basically the only board worth using on there because /soy/ is a niggerhell and the rest are dnbs. I think this site provides a tighter knit community with more thought out posts since it doesn't feel like you're screaming into a void of shitty bait

Zaryan 08/14/25 (Thu) 14:19:12 No.5979

nothingwafel, there are times where ppd of other baords take the spotlight like the massive country wars of /brapbant/ that happened

Zaryan 08/14/25 (Thu) 14:28:52 No.5980

>>5978
>I think this site provides a tighter knit community
Guess you could say we're… gezellig

Zaryan 08/14/25 (Thu) 15:39:51 No.5981

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>You could say we're…. Gezellig

Zaryan 09/24/25 (Wed) 22:42:33 No.6404

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>you could say we're… gezellig

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zaryan Zaryan 09/24/25 (Wed) 16:21:29 No.6395 [Reply]

who is zaryan and why is he everywhere

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I just realized Zoot is leaving in a week's time Zaryan 09/12/25 (Fri) 22:47:01 No.6236 [Reply]

If my memory is right ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOT is leaving on the 20th, ZOOOOOT no I just joined this site went Booob became admin. ZOOOOOT don't leave.

Zaryan 09/14/25 (Sun) 18:35:38 No.6238

Zoot sold the site. Bob wouldn't be owner

Zaryan 09/15/25 (Mon) 03:14:49 No.6239

>>6238
I must've misread, I thought ZOOOOOOOOT was gonna leave and BOOOOOOOOOOB would become owner

Zaryan 09/23/25 (Tue) 11:36:29 No.6381

I was right!

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Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 23:11:19 No.6374 [Reply]

On a scale from 1 to 10, how dead is this website? I had to quit using the sharty because I was tired to seeing 'cado all the time.

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 23:13:35 No.6375

>>6374
7/10
still alive a little bit but Not super active. really good for a chill day.
overall score is 10/10 I love this site, I wish it was more active though.

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 23:14:08 No.6376

5/10

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BOOOOOOOOOOOB FIX HTTP VERSION OF DER SITE Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 11:28:18 No.6327 [Reply]

Title when I write soyzellig.party I get send to http://soyzellig.party with Apache shit, instead of https://soyzellig.party

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 11:43:13 No.6329

Thanks for pointing it out, try again, it should redirect properly now.

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Someone is vandalizing the wiki Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 06:37:48 No.6310 [Reply]

BOOOOOOOOB someone vandalizing the wiki
zelligtoiletwon has vandalized our shiet cuh. ban him KING.

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Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 08:10:21 No.6321

>>6320
ongezelligbooru.com? It's not working for me.

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 08:21:46 No.6323

>>6321
are you using Tor or something.

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 08:29:03 No.6324

>>6323
Works with VPN only, i wonder why geg

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 08:34:02 No.6325

There was a bug with the autoconfirmed parameters, it is fixed now. New users aren't able to upload files, for that the account needs to become autoconfirmed, but the issue was that every new account was getting autoconfirmed. Thankfully this was a limited raid which exposed the bug so now we are more protected against any future raids.

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 09:45:10 No.6326

>>6325
It's like a heckin' self learning machine

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test thread because I want one Zaryan 09/11/25 (Thu) 23:27:05 No.6227 [Reply]

test

Zaryan 09/12/25 (Fri) 02:02:11 No.6228

Song catchy

Zaryan 09/12/25 (Fri) 22:40:12 No.6235

*test*

Zaryan 09/21/25 (Sun) 23:34:48 No.6290

jannies can you move this to /test/ I just realized that board exists

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Zaryan 09/16/25 (Tue) 01:11:02 No.6240 [Reply]

This is MakeZellig and I'm here to remind you that you still have a chance to ask a question before I close the Q+A and create the video. I'm thinking of releasing the video on Sept. 21 to celebrate Maya's birthday, so be sure to ask me some questions as soon as possible.

Zaryan 09/16/25 (Tue) 01:55:31 No.6241

where do People go to ask questions?

Zaryan 09/16/25 (Tue) 03:01:18 No.6242

>>6241
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbkaHS4q80XLh3sBvtMox7Q

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Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 12:56:02 No.6103 [Reply]

The site has been extremely brimstoney since last week, with lots of NAZ in /zellig/, sharty-tier forced crying chudquoting by unironic trannies, and even soylita posting, but worst of all revenant namefag drama coming back all at once. This all started after the reintroduction of the namefield. It is NOT a coincidence.

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Zaryan 09/05/25 (Fri) 12:07:47 No.6197

>>6194
she's leaning away
>>6196
tsmt zaryans need to rawdog their lack of hope

Zaryan 09/05/25 (Fri) 14:31:20 No.6198

>mods can you actually ban everything i don't like because i'm a pisscel

Zaryan 09/05/25 (Fri) 20:17:05 No.6199

>>6196
don't get your pseudo-philosphical statement but glad you agree with me

Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 22:05:07 No.6210

>>6194
marge, why is massa looking like a wife beater?

Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 23:44:41 No.6213

>>6210
that's not massa doe

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ZOOOOOOOOOOT Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 21:55:32 No.6209 [Reply]

Why is it that on the rules list it doesn't mention Tor links are a bannable offense. I just got banned for doing also sorry won't happen again.

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PPD update Zaryan 04/19/24 (Fri) 20:59:02 No.1804 [Reply]

7 weeks of relatively stable growth.

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Zaryan 02/21/25 (Fri) 18:46:40 No.4257

ppdDEITY, can we get the next graph update, it's seca

Zaryan 02/21/25 (Fri) 18:59:52 No.4258

>>4257
Mostly spikes but generally we're above 200

Zaryan 02/21/25 (Fri) 19:01:12 No.4259

>>4257
ok, but later

Zaryan 02/22/25 (Sat) 18:40:50 No.4261

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i'm under the impression that something may be fucked up here, if you take a look at the blue line on the second pic, the 30-day moving average, it's about the half of what's shown in the activity statistics table

Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 15:19:26 No.6208

>>4261
I'd like to see a new graph

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Maya maya 09/06/25 (Sat) 00:33:56 No.6200 [Reply]

Maya

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Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 00:44:26 No.6203

>>6200
jeff the killer

Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 12:48:44 No.6204

>>6200
maya the shitskingooner

Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 12:52:08 No.6205

>>6204
projecting faggot

Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 12:54:08 No.6206

>>6205
i don't think she's a real faggot but just a strongly depraved gooner

Zaryan 09/06/25 (Sat) 12:58:19 No.6207

>>6206
i wasnt calling maya a faggot… take your meds

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birthday Zaryan 09/04/25 (Thu) 20:12:34 No.6191 [Reply]

It was my birthday 1 day ago

Zaryan 09/04/25 (Thu) 20:20:13 No.6192

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thank you /q/ nuposter for this data

Zaryan 09/04/25 (Thu) 20:29:31 No.6193

>>6192
datamined it again award

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Zaryan 09/01/25 (Mon) 14:41:30 No.6167 [Reply]

as a mayafag I finally understand how annoying the mayacvddle spam was because holy shit the verapoopoos are shitting up le site
Not saying to ban everything I don't like but idk just saying ofzo.

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Zaryan 09/03/25 (Wed) 21:26:43 No.6185

>>6184
evendoe literally the loudest until the one verafag woke up from being comatosed

Zaryan 09/03/25 (Wed) 21:28:45 No.6186

>>6185
>comatose
nice namedrop fag

Zaryan 09/03/25 (Wed) 21:31:55 No.6187

>>6186
meds what the FUCK are you talking about comatose means coma you obsessed 'cordtard

Zaryan 09/03/25 (Wed) 21:34:17 No.6188

>>6187
alright buddy… but very specific word to use here
'cord was zarty culture btw

Zaryan 09/03/25 (Wed) 21:36:33 No.6189

>>6188
still is, just ask the mods

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Zaryan 09/01/25 (Mon) 14:12:47 No.6164 [Reply]

what does this say about the future of the zarty?

Zaryan 09/01/25 (Mon) 14:14:06 No.6165

nothing really

Zaryan 09/01/25 (Mon) 14:20:24 No.6166

why are your images posted in the wrong order?

Zaryan 09/01/25 (Mon) 17:11:11 No.6169

Nusoicattle thinks their opinion will ever matter to the jannies (8t doesn't)

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Holy shit Zaryan 05/05/25 (Mon) 01:32:09 No.5302 [Reply]

Editing the wiki alone is so fucking hard, you people better get your ass up and start editing too.

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Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 12:56:24 No.6104

you cant register a new account or edit anonymously

Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 13:16:15 No.6106

>>6083
As an oldfag editor zikipedist I support Michael on this matter. Skhidnyaky lost, zapadentsi won.

Zaryan ## Mod 08/30/25 (Sat) 13:37:19 No.6109

>>6104
The ziki is currently undergoing a large revamp, signups will be open then

Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 17:51:38 No.6134

>>6083
Bob Zoot unban me noooooow

Zaryan 09/01/25 (Mon) 03:18:13 No.6163

>>6109
are we gonna get a new domain o algo

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i have an idea 08/31/25 (Sun) 22:00:16 No.6152 [Reply]

My fellow zaryans, I propose that we invade a dogshit
""subreddit"" on R*ddit called r/femcelgrippysockjail. They appear to be very vulnerable and they aren't the stereotypical "thanks for the gold kind stranger" predditors. We will spam 'zellig images and such and humiliate xem, the zarty shall prevail.

Zaryan 08/31/25 (Sun) 22:03:28 No.6154

>>6152
welcome back dev bharaj

Zaryan 08/31/25 (Sun) 22:06:01 No.6155

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>my fellow zaryans

Zaryan 08/31/25 (Sun) 22:42:32 No.6156

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>>6154
>remembering dev bharaj

Zaryan 08/31/25 (Sun) 22:58:37 No.6157

>zoyim- i mean my fellow zaryans, let's shill 'zellig to mentally ill trannies on reddit

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Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 19:18:39 No.6138 [Reply]

Kill the namefield or restrict it to >>>/drenthe/
Nametrannies ARE insufferable

Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 19:19:47 No.6139

tsmtnvke

OdessanBvll!!TeCGC9t8TU 08/30/25 (Sat) 19:20:07 No.6140

Even doe im a namefag here's my plan
1. Restrict namefield to qa and drenthe
2. Ban Cobsontalks for being useless waste of space for this website

Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 19:38:37 No.6141

>>6140
Alright the 2nd one is done

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Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 16:50:33 No.6128 [Reply]

Cordson singlehandedly revived the Zarty

Zaryan 08/30/25 (Sat) 17:02:51 No.6131

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>>6128

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Zaryan 08/26/25 (Tue) 14:17:46 No.6063 [Reply]

>gets banned on the zarty
>turn on VPN
>still banned
>clear cache and cookies
>still banned
>install new browser and use new VPN
>still banned
>install anti fingerprinting extensions
>still banned
>install even more anti fingerprinting
>unbanned
Why does the zarty have hardware tracking?(Try again)

Zaryan 08/26/25 (Tue) 14:22:21 No.6064

you must have used vpns that got banned already

Zaryan 08/26/25 (Tue) 16:49:44 No.6066

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Sorry zoyim, but Massaflare cockblocks people like you and only lets trueZaryans post

Zaryan 08/26/25 (Tue) 17:25:40 No.6068

Atrocious datamining just like soot intended

Zaryan 08/26/25 (Tue) 17:28:24 No.6069

the zarty tried to datamine my bwc size, browser run out of memory, had to restart the computer

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Wplace Zaryan 08/26/25 (Tue) 14:27:55 No.6065 [Reply]

Furry transgots griefed our Zaryan Mymy Wplace doodle at Phillip Island Australia

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Zaryan 08/23/25 (Sat) 02:29:39 No.6055 [Reply]

Zoot the website is so slow sometimes
Quit fucking using https://mzunguhosting.ml for its servers

Zaryan 08/23/25 (Sat) 03:59:22 No.6056

that might've been me, was trying to upload lotr extended n sheit

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Zoot add .mov support Zaryan 08/22/25 (Fri) 10:51:02 No.6053 [Reply]

and make it like der shardee where it's like a squigly thingy so you can't get a preview of the video, I wanna post something for April Fools
video unrelated

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Zaryan 08/17/25 (Sun) 01:53:57 No.6035 [Reply]

this place has grown so much more beautiful ever since there's no agugu slop on the 'log. thank you <3

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Zaryan 08/17/25 (Sun) 11:50:04 No.6043

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>I fucking hate Maya that fucking nigger dressing up like a whore

Zaryan 08/17/25 (Sun) 11:51:14 No.6044

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>>6042
I've always said that but no one had listened.
>not my image but it's pretty accurate as you see

Zaryan 08/17/25 (Sun) 11:52:32 No.6045

>>6044
this didn't happen btw

Zaryan 08/20/25 (Wed) 20:41:32 No.6051

>>6045
nothing wrong with taking precautions

Zaryan 08/20/25 (Wed) 21:32:30 No.6052

>RDT_20250722_0035331688126845478868446
Ewwwwww GAYYYYYYY!!!!!