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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ZWABAG

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 No.529[Reply]

I want to move the quick reply box. However this is not possible. This is a feature I would like to be implemented.

 No.530

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Also adding a catalog link right here akin to the sharty would be useful

 No.531

I will look into it

 No.536

>>530
>>529
I have added these features!

 No.537

>>536
Love to see it zoot

 No.544

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I HAVE BEEN USING THESE FEATURES OFTEN. THANK YOU.



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 No.539[Reply]

Zellig will never be and never has been sharty culture. Zelligtroons MUST DIE!

 No.540

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Zellig is and always has been sharty culture. Zaryans must SUCCEED!

 No.541

falsecord woke up

 No.542

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Zellig is sharty culture gemerald albeit

 No.543

>Everything I don't like IP



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 No.526[Reply]

>ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE SOY'RU IS DOWN FIX THIS EVENDOE YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT ALSO CHANGE MY DIAPER ZOOTY ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.527

I have sold the 'ru, cus of too much coal.
Fuck you.

 No.528

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>>527
FROOOOOOOOOOT IS ON THE MOD TEAM?



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 No.476[Reply]

ZOOOOT
what would you think of a soyzellig.party happenings page on the soyjak.wiki? i regularly check the wiki, and the zarty for happenings
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 No.480

>>478
Also we need to readd deel 7 back to the ongezellig wiki

 No.490

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>>480
Ill see if i can do this to fuck with them a bit. If i can, ill remake the article. I dont know what measures they put in since the last wipe though.
Needing an account to edit is also a pain

 No.501

>>490
I edited/added some info on the wiki.
I will be working on addin the deel 7 page too.

 No.503

>>490
>>501
Deel 7 is back

https://ongezellig.fandom.com/wiki/Deel_7

Please do not raid it with TND

 No.515




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 No.66[Reply]

kill nojak
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 No.88

I used to avatarfag as nojak

 No.90

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This 'teen, instead of raiding further, would rather post and advocate for beating up innocent nojaks. Is this true evil?

 No.91

>>84
they're evil

 No.492

>>66
nojak wabag doe

 No.513

Nojak is a filthy kike and should be gassed.



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 No.502[Reply]

Zoot is my cat cute

 No.504

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Yeah, issa cute!



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 No.496[Reply]

>just found out zoot made many gemmy song covers
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT COVER THIS SONG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Songs#Ongezellig,_2023_(Parody_of_Holland,_1945_by_Neutral_Milk_Hotel)

 No.497

Moved to >>>/q/

 No.500

Actually I tried to do a cover of that song from the very begining. I never could get even close to the high notes, haha! It always sounded too fake.
The closest I ever got was the AI Maya version of the Holland 1945 in the AI MEGA link. Since the full ai track had some parts where it sounded too robotic and bad, I had to do some singing myself.

Anyways, I haven't done any song parodies/covers in a long time. The song has to be edited a bit, since some of the parts don't rhyme or are too cheesy.

But sure, I may give it a try! I just need to find some free time.



 No.494[Reply]

zoooooooooooot make banned posts visible on the execution list i wanna see the posts that got the frogcacas banned so i can laugh at them (don't make the 'p visible tho like in the 'sharty 'nishment list)

 No.495

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>don't make the 'p visible tho like in the 'sharty 'nishment list
THE WHAT?

 No.499

This is outside my capabilities as a programer for now. Some of the feature from soyjak.party are custom made, so the code is unknown to me. I will have to go and ask around or I can try to find some time to learn php (soon).
Also I don't think that there would ne a way to isolate 'p from other content. You get all or nothing.



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 No.481[Reply]

I just saw this AltChan on the 'wiki,but like why does this IM exist in the first place?
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 No.488

>>487
Thk you!

 No.489

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Hello, Anon!

Basically, the zaryan (which is short for "zelligaryan" and has nothing to do with "zigger") at >>482 pretty much said it all.
If you want me to, I can elaborate more on how and why this site exist.
If you have any questions, ask me!

>>485

>wait 2-4 workdays for a response

I try to check my email atleast once per day.

 No.491

It exists as haven for those who want to post zellig but hate coomers.

 No.493

>>489
ok thk you,gonna email you when i can!

 No.498

>>493
I saw your mail. I will respond soon.



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 No.420[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WHY DO YOU HAVE ‘CORDTROONS AS MODS
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 No.466

We have analysed the facts and have decided to remove Misha from the janny team. He is also banned.
Thanks for providing us with the arch. It had some interesting stuff.

Keep your eyes up for any der cord activity.

God bless.

 No.467

>>457
ITS BAD OPETICS, HES JEWISH
NEVER TRUST A JEW
STAY VIGILANT LEST THIS BE THE END OF US

 No.468

>>466
hahaha disregard >>467 I sucks cocks

 No.477

>>466
ZOOT I HAVE DA COORD but if im not in any soyjak.party affiliated discord servers is that ok

 No.479

>>477
Yeah, issa ok. A lot of people use der cord, me including. I just don't want anything to do with these "soyjak" discord servers. They can be harmful to our community.



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 No.469[Reply]

Why is z'ru down?
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 No.471

internet (or sanity) issues on your part

 No.472

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Still down albeit (breaks when you click on a post)

 No.473

>>472
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIX THE Z'RU EVEN DOE IT'S NOT YOUR SITE AND YOU ONLY HAVE IT LINKED

 No.474

Yeah, it's not my site.

Also please, If you have complaints/suggestions about the zarty, z'ru, the youtube channel ect., post them on /q/.

Thank you and God bless.

 No.475

Should be fixed.



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 No.453[Reply]

xoot. will you ever run advertisements on the zarty? like the sharty?

 No.454

What do I look like, a jew?
The most i would ever do is set up a donation page, but even that is a bit far-stretched for now.



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 No.415[Reply]

Zelligtrannys, is this really how jewish and spammy you are? That you would be pround to put jew shit and tranny propoganda on you site first vist? This is travesty. Kill all zellig

 No.416

Bait so abysmal it isn't even funny

 No.452

i am the jude in the toss above



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 No.400[Reply]

Will we ever get Kolyma theme?
I need it to breathe or SAMTHING

 No.402

I'm not sure if there is need for "Kolyma". "Mymy" is basically "Kolyma", but with a little Mymy in the down right corner

 No.422

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>>402
Issa TRVKE
Thanks Zooty Zoot



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 No.403[Reply]

==ZOOOOOOOOOOOOT
HOW MANY FROGTARDS HAVE YOU BANNED==
I WANT IT

 No.404

Around 37. Zuz i think has the most kills.

 No.405

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>>404
Statistically you've killed more.

 No.406

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>>405
Keep in mind that the bans form 5 weeks ago were in the beginning when we were spammed. It could have been a guy using a vpn/tor

 No.412

>>406
>>403
>>406
>>403
Fuck you trannyzelligtranny motherflipper fuck you niggerzelligblack nigger you ruined shartyparty

 No.419

>>406
I mean, we all know that frog"s" is just 1 guy spamming a dead cuck meme from 2010 psychotically attempting to warp reality to back when he was happy.



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 No.417[Reply]

 No.418

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IP logger or forbidden Agarthan knowledge?



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 No.298[Reply]

Zoot, can you please make a search bar? Thanks in advance.

 No.299

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I'm guessing you wanted this?

 No.300

>>299
Yes, thanks.

 No.307

>>299
Do this
<also add orange text

 No.309

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>>307
My fellow zaryan, If i knew how to do it, I would have putten orange, yellow, purple and other texts a long time ago.

If you have any clue, give me a hand.

I will try to search for a possible solution.

 No.414

>>309
>>298
Die trannyzellig nigger fuck you



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 No.341[Reply]

ZOOT! VERA IS MY LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER! BAN ALL VERAPOSTERS BECAUSE I CAN'T BLOCK THEM LIKE I CAN ON TWITTER!

 No.342

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>ZOOT! VERA IS MY LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER! BAN ALL VERAPOSTERS BECAUSE I CAN'T BLOCK THEM LIKE I CAN ON TWITTER!

 No.343

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>ZOOT! VERA IS MY LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER! BAN ALL VERAPOSTERS BECAUSE I CAN'T BLOCK THEM LIKE I CAN ON TWITTER!

 No.413




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 No.324[Reply]

zooty zoot add a /tech/ board for AI stuff or something so i can learn to do it too

 No.326

I really don't have a justification to make more boards then the current ones. AI can easily be discussed in /zellig/ or /qa/.

I wish to have as less boards as possible, just like Kuz era sharty.

 No.327

>>326
>zoot is a kuzist
GEM

 No.394

>>327
I dont understand non-kuzists

 No.408


 No.411

>>408
What, you didn't get enough attention on /qa/?



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 No.293[Reply]

>this is what the ban screen looks like
zoooooooooot add zellig images to the ban screen
also yes I'm ban evading but only because I wanted to see what the ban screen looked like so it can be made to look gemmier

 No.294

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Alright, for the next week, I will learn a bit more about how PHP works and I will edit the ban list/error/banned page.

If you have suggestions for ban pages, you give some.

I will also unban ya.

 No.295

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It is IMPERATIVE that you use some of the following images:

 No.296

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 No.410

>>294
>>296
>>294
>>295
Fuck off trannyzellig troon you riuined the soyjakparty fuck you niggerzellig tranny troon



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 No.195[Reply]

sorry if it sounds like a dumb idea but what if instead of using 3rd party sites like der 'cord or skype to voice call we could be the first ib to implement a public voice call feature

 No.196

I don't see how this could work. This a "anonymous" imageboard forum site.
Can you elaborate?

 No.349

>>196
I guess have some kinda of "Voice rooms" Where everyone can speak on a audio server but you can only have one tab open kinda like the 'cord, mind you that would be really complex and would likely end in zaryans screaming at eachother.

 No.409

Trannyzellig troon nigger stfu tranny i hate ongetrannyzellig fuck you



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 No.393[Reply]

What if we added a tranime containment board

 No.395

>containment board
nice try tranimefag. We don't need a board for something that's unwelcome no matter how you call it

 No.396

>>395
Whats wrong with in in the first place

 No.397


 No.398

>>396
Idk, you tell me why you called it a "containment" board

 No.399

>>393
I bet you don't have a single 'lig saved. The fake zeen alarm is blaring loud tonight. Prove me wrong.



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 No.329[Reply]

I really like that this site has a no graphic image rule, my only major issue with the main 'arty was the random chance i'd see nikocado's rear end. Plus the no sexual rule means you have to have actual discussion instead of "Meaningless caption with lust provoking image"
Thank you mods, i greatly appreciate you.
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 No.333

We are happy that you enjoy the site.

I also really don't understand what's the point of keeping porn stuff on the sharty, when if you REALLY want to see sexuall stuff (don't) there are already sites that provide this type of service. Just ban almost everything /nate/ worthy.

At the beginning I had some issues as to what should be considered NSFW and what SFW. For example, there was this dude that posted two drawings, which portrait women ('omni and Maya in their underwear. The images weren't lust provoking, but I still deletd them. Back then the only rule was "Don't post porn" and it wasn't really as expanded as now.

My intention with this rule is to not have an IB full of hornyposting, like /co/ and some of /qa/.

Anyways, enjoy your stay and God bless you.

 No.334

>>333
its muh freedom of speech or something like that

 No.335

God bless Zoot, finally a soyjack website where I don't get greeted by rapesons giant cock and 'cado's every time I go there. Thanks mods. Luv ya.

 No.336

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>>333
We love you Zoot.

 No.345

tsmt I missed when porn was banned on the 'sharty and /fap/ redirected you to the easy peasy method, the only barrier keeping creative and gemmy /qa/ from becoming a discord shithole like /b/ full of wwyd loli kik session 'p garbage was being a blue board



 No.305[Reply]

Please make it so stuff doesn't autoplay on the front page.

 No.306

Also please add the ability to hide images, posts, and threads.

 No.308

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>>305
I am not sure If I can controll this myself.

>>306
Yeah, sure! Although I don't think it's really needed. You come here to see zellig, not like /qa/ where you don't care about other fags and their coalposts. What are you going to even hide?

 No.310

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>>308
I'd venture to guess this is the image that prompted the request

 No.311

>>310
ay thats personal

 No.340

Alright, one of my mods helped me with setting the video up as a embed link. I should be able to change the autoplay feature.
You can also see the creator of the video, which is cool.



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 No.350[Reply]

New 'toss
zelligbooru.party
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 No.388

>>386
>Last page is broken
Marge?

>video thumbnails broken

This is known, still working on a fix.

>>Half of all the uploads are hidden

>>WEED is presumably a shadowbanned topic
Marge? The niggerweed pics are up and there's only like 3 images I haven't approved and that's because they're either coal or barely a zellig

 No.389

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>>388
It says there is a page 4 but it doesn't exist

 No.390

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>>389
meds

 No.391

>>390
Just tested this on an incognito tab and im back to say that when I was logged in the index was bugged, but logged out it was just fine for some reason

 No.392

WAKE UP AND APROOOOOOV



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 No.312[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE CAPTCHA IS GASLIGHTING ME AND I FEEL LIKE IM HELPING TRAIN A RETARDED AI
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 No.316

>>314
Same here, I am convinced we are training an AI
And yes, It's supposed to be "lead to", or alternatively "result in"

 No.317

>>316
Well my other option is POW, but some have said that it has the potential to troll and can lock boards.

Ahhh I must have combined the two. Thanks for the correction.

 No.318

>>317
well its on you to decide. You're the problem solver, Im only the complainer

 No.323

vera i've rarely had problems with hcaptcha

 No.325

>>323
Guess you're equally retarded



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 No.319[Reply]

Polish companies have been the predominant source of our recent uptime. However, Cogent's CEO seems directly invested in shutting us down. I have had multiple run ins with Cogent and this is their most aggressive.

Usually the Tier 1 ISPs have censored the Kiwi Farms by simply refusing to broadcast my IP addresses. However, since Liz Fong-Jones has been successful in censoring the Internet this way, I no longer even try using my IPs.

This time, Cogent has directly instructed a customer of theirs to stop providing us - by name, through the customer's own IP addresses - networking infrastructure.

No company has done this until now. This is the most invasive, direct actioning from any ISP thus far.

If you are in the industry you need to make it absolutely clear to Cogent that you intend to move your business elsewhere.

Just to confirm, Cogent's CEO is directly forcing two of their customers to drop us, not just one. Unelected and unaccountable censorship from someone who is effectively immune to a lawsuit.

AN INTERESTING NOTE:
Cognet is an ISRAELI company operating out of Poland.
We are literally unironically being censored by Jews.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.320

Its beyond amusing how these kinds of people are never victims of random mass shootings, terrorism or pipebombs

 No.321

>>320
They're very well protected. Gated communities and armed guards, some of them have armored vehicles. Their clubs and shopping centers are often exclusive - not much chance of Rando Mcwhacko shooting up those.

You aren't likely to get them and get away with your skin if all you have is a deer rifle.

Drones are maturing to the point where a non-rich person MIGHT have more chance with one, but they're not foolproof.

 No.322

The jews are back at it again!

From what i've understood, these kikes can ask godaddy to shut us down. If that ever happens, I will try to host the site on my Linux laptop, until I can buy a proper physical server. Not much else I can do.


I kind of doubt it that this will happen. Censoring the net isn't easy and you will get more hate then support. Plus we are obscure enough for anyone to care about us, zaryans.

God bless.



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 No.301[Reply]

Idea for a new MayaLight theme using this colour pallet

 No.302

seems like it would be a total eyesore

 No.303

Gemmy idea, I think every girl should get their own theme (dark and light included)

 No.304

>>302
It could work, you just need a dark red color for the base/background



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 No.48[Reply]

Please implement a more traditional captcha and get rid of google. Thank you sir.
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 No.239

>>236
I have received the mail and responded back. Thanks for contacting me! :)

>>237
The only reason that I have not tried POW is that a few of my mods/jannies recommended to me that I should not use it.

 No.242

>>239
Appeal to authority doe.
>>238
No source, of course.

 No.259

>>242
Marge, how is this appeal to authority? (I'm the authority).

They just warned me that POW can sometimes act funny and lock a hole board, because every user is now considered a bot. hCaptcha is doing fine for now.

 No.282

>>259
>hCaptcha doing fine
see Information We Collect from the Privacy section of hCaptcha.

 No.284

nigger



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 No.280[Reply]

Hi all, it’s safe to say zoot was taken to the ER & is in the late stages of dementia. I’m not sure what happens next, but he is radio silent…

 No.281

hey everyne its me zoot no worries i got out alive

 No.283

>>281
I don't remember writhing this



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