/q/ - The Zarty

Today we are deleting soyzellig.party and launching skibidi.party.

With skibidi.party, get ready to edge and goon with your friends like never before.
Forget threads, with skibidi.party you'll broadcast your mewtime sessions live while a virtual Kai Cenat reacts in real time hyping you up with every jawline gain.
We're revolutionizing the mewing economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress awarding you Skibidi Bucks for each milimetre.
And the rumors are true. The ballsmaxing feature is in beta and those who dare will see unprecedented results in both ball weight, and ball rizz metrics.
And no more Overboard. On skibidi.party you don't scroll. You edge through an endless stream of sigma edits featuring Joker, Thomas Shelby and Patrick Bateman.
The skibidimarketplace is your gateway to rizz supremacy. Use those hard earned Skibidi Bucks to buy rare fortnite skins, exclusive Duke Dennis drip and the most potent Mr. Beast Feastables imaginable.
Achieve goated sigma status and unlock the ultimate prize - Early access to new skibidi toilet episodes, a guaranteed 0% fanum tax rate and a virtual NFT replica of my gyatt.

Next week, we're unleashing goon.party and griddy.party.