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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 11:09:39 No.2191 [Reply]

Why did u remove my /caca/ thread…

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 11:56:01 No.2193

nvm my shit was buggin fr fr

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Zaryan 05/18/24 (Sat) 14:28:49 No.2000 [Reply]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Zaryan 05/30/24 (Thu) 17:52:46 No.2143

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Could you decipher those?
>>2141
I can't do much in PHP. Not that the bot spammers could solve this anyway.

Zaryan 05/30/24 (Thu) 18:00:34 No.2144

I can read these but barely, it'll probably make it a hassle to post anything

Zoot ## Admin 05/30/24 (Thu) 22:36:54 No.2145

>>2139
interesting.

Zaryan 06/01/24 (Sat) 11:49:39 No.2149

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 11:48:36 No.2192

Check if you would prefer it to the current one and if I should add something. I entertained the idea of adding proof of work for client side rate limiting for a while, but I found out it cannot be made performant enough in browser even with web assembly and if I used web assembly then datamining accusations would arise instantly as it is obfuscated by default.

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 10:40:39 No.2190 [Reply]

Zoot fix that all.s5h.net bullshit. I use mobile internet, it makes zero sense to list my IP anywhere.

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TOO MUCH 'P ON THE LOG Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 11:05:36 No.2174 [Reply]

Last few days seems as though there's always been a 'p link at the top of the overboard when I check the zarty, for goodness sake right now 'p links with an accompanying CSAM image have been up for over half an hour……..

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Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 11:18:23 No.2177

>>2176
thanks but kys nigger im not new, also it's been posted a lot this week

Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 11:20:22 No.2178

>>2177
>im not new
oh sorry xister i didnt know you were a december 2023 oldfag
its happened 4 times in a week. thats not a lot

Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 11:25:32 No.2179

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>>2178
im sorry too, i just didnt like your reply
mods seem to be asleep at this time

Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 11:26:18 No.2180

On the sharty they had to add an "Urgent report" button because of the 'p spam, and the same picture that was posted here is still up on the swinny. We don't have it that bad here, although it's obvious there is not enough jannies to do the job.

Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 11:27:00 No.2181

>>2179
its okay my non binary xister. im sorry if i acted like a nigger

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Zaryan 05/07/24 (Tue) 00:28:49 No.1920 [Reply]

zoot is this true

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Zaryan 06/02/24 (Sun) 14:53:52 No.2154

>>2151
first off, I was tired, second off, not relevant
>>2152
>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
for fuck's sake, you were insufferable from day one.
>WAAA YOU'RE RUINING THE SOYSPHERE
too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
>>2153
>erm.. hecking vandalism!!
are you an idiot? you have literally called z"aryans" to vandalize the wiki

Zaryan 06/02/24 (Sun) 15:46:21 No.2155

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>>2154
>>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
No one said that, in fact I never even made an edit on the page because I don't want to be part of your autism wars. Since day one I was neutral to zellig but the page used to be objectively funny (and fairly neutral) and then it started going downhill with all the dramafagging and obsessed faggotry. And THAT is the issue with the soysphere I was alluding to, all you serioustrannies that care more about pushing some "agenda" than making anything that's funny. You'd rather shitfling on the wiki to "own da zelliggers", comedy be damned, than make anything funny (or even let anyone make something funny that you don't like). That is the REAL cancer that is killing the sharty.
>too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
More obsessed than me, evidently.

Zaryan 06/05/24 (Wed) 23:26:20 No.2163

>>>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
>"funny"
>"comedy"
my nigga it was a giant ad
>>too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
horrible argument. who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc again?

Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 09:59:13 No.2164

>>2163
>my nigga it was a giant ad
xittertalk faggot thinks the existence of anything anywhere is an ad geg
>who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc
Not me, it's the first time anyone has said it in the thread. Stop seething over shitty jokes designed to get a reaction out of you, retard.

Zaryan 06/07/24 (Fri) 20:56:21 No.2166

>>my nigga it was a giant ad
ad hominem
>>who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc
obsessed jartycuck

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Uh oh zelligers... Zaryan 06/03/24 (Mon) 20:28:53 No.2156 [Reply]

What are you going to do now that /qa/ is locked…

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Zaryan 06/03/24 (Mon) 21:05:46 No.2158

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>>2157
fair enough

Zaryan 06/03/24 (Mon) 21:32:36 No.2159

>>2156
bide our time or however the war is larped

Zaryan 06/03/24 (Mon) 21:41:17 No.2160

Lmao, clitties have been leaking hard apparently

Zaryan 06/03/24 (Mon) 21:44:58 No.2161

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Actually, WTF happened

Zaryan 06/03/24 (Mon) 21:48:18 No.2162

>>2161
oh my fauci… what a diverse banner

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Zaryan 05/31/24 (Fri) 21:23:33 No.2147 [Reply]

I fucking hate faggots, they gotta celebrate the mentally ill month during my birthday

Zaryan 05/31/24 (Fri) 21:28:49 No.2148

>>2147
Total Faggot Death

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Zoot ## Admin Zaryan 03/10/24 (Sun) 15:25:25 No.1541 [Reply]

Today we are deleting soyzellig.party and launching skibidi.party.

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Next week, we're unleashing goon.party and griddy.party.

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Zaryan 03/13/24 (Wed) 16:41:47 No.1547

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>>1546
YES

Zaryan 03/21/24 (Thu) 11:00:10 No.1593

bvmpidi

Zaryan 04/05/24 (Fri) 12:54:03 No.1676

bumpidi

Zaryan 04/28/24 (Sun) 13:05:46 No.1852

skibumpi toilet

Zaryan 05/31/24 (Fri) 16:03:50 No.2146

skibumpibidi toiuplet

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Zaryan 05/25/24 (Sat) 03:22:38 No.2095 [Reply]

Zoot ban ThatZaryandoe from the ZelligWiki he spammed gay porn on all pages.

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Zaryan 05/28/24 (Tue) 12:45:17 No.2135

>>2134
That will work too, but it's like blocking a board to prevent spam. An admission of defeat.

Zaryan 05/28/24 (Tue) 12:54:51 No.2136

>>2135
make a whitelist for uploading images or something albeit

Zaryan 05/28/24 (Tue) 13:21:31 No.2137

>>2136
The problem is they don't upload the porn images, they are somehow bundled with MediaWiki itself. There is a way to limit number of edits to e.g. one per 15 minutes per IP. That would be preferable to blocking newcomers completely. It should be doable without installing any extensions: https://m.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:$wgRateLimits

Zaryan 05/28/24 (Tue) 14:42:25 No.2138

>>2131
Are you retarded click the image

Zaryan 05/30/24 (Thu) 16:58:50 No.2142

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIX THE WIKI ALREADY

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Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 00:09:19 No.2108 [Reply]

/v/ dev, can I have a download for /v/? thanks

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Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 18:32:23 No.2121

>>2120
Thanks! Can you provide the original HTML file that's hosted here?

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 18:42:09 No.2122

>>2121
May I ask what for?

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 18:55:25 No.2123

>>2122
for offline use, and so that it can be archived. I was unable to snag a copy from newgrounds

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 19:06:45 No.2128

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>>2123
the webgl build is a pain in the ass for offline use, and don't worry about archiving, it's safe with me

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 19:17:13 No.2129

>>2128
okay

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Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 18:59:30 No.2124 [Reply]

To the fanworks newGOD:
you showed your password on accident, thats why your threads are disappearing
Clear your cache, i think itll fix it

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 19:01:13 No.2125

where??? for what?? i can't namefag but it's me.

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 19:04:10 No.2126

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>>2125
used for deleting post, you can just manually change it

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 19:05:14 No.2127

>>2126
OOOOOOH

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sharty Zaryan 05/23/24 (Thu) 09:19:26 No.2070 [Reply]

I don't get it, why can;t you kids just leave soyjak.party alone? quick being Selfish Little Fucks(SLF) and shitting up the 'logue with troonzellig?

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Zaryan 05/25/24 (Sat) 14:19:32 No.2103

>>2100
>yep yep sharty culture is uuh what i do and dont like and (You) will listen to me argue about it

Zaryan 05/25/24 (Sat) 14:25:37 No.2104

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>sharty culture

Zaryan 05/25/24 (Sat) 16:08:01 No.2105

>>2100
clit status: leaking. flowing, even.

Zaryan 05/25/24 (Sat) 23:55:01 No.2107

>>2101
>>2102
>>2103
>>2105
you can't make an argument out of pure straw

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 06:05:27 No.2110

>>2107
You're making yours out of sand doe

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Zaryan 05/24/24 (Fri) 08:15:59 No.2087 [Reply]

Open a religion board

Zaryan 05/25/24 (Sat) 20:11:08 No.2106

>>2087
Why /rel/? Why not a general NAZ board?

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 04:54:55 No.2109

>>2087
we already have enough boards diversificationGOD
>>2106
literally /qa/

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Zaryan 05/22/24 (Wed) 08:39:09 No.2060 [Reply]

OUR SITE IS RAIDED AGAIN BY NAZ NONSENSE
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT WAKE THE FUCK UP

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Zaryan 05/22/24 (Wed) 05:43:33 No.2057 [Reply]

what the hell is happening with the sharty? Is it time to run for the splinters?

Zaryan 05/22/24 (Wed) 07:06:58 No.2058

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>mfw i stopped going on the 'ty when they introduced the shitty captcha to enter the site thing

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Zaryan 05/21/24 (Tue) 14:27:49 No.2051 [Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WAKE THE FUCK UPPPP

Zaryan ## Mod 05/21/24 (Tue) 14:48:12 No.2052

Sorry about that, there goes half of my salary.

Zaryan 05/21/24 (Tue) 15:00:39 No.2053

marge

Zaryan 05/21/24 (Tue) 19:48:21 No.2054

>>2053
it was probably CP

Zaryan 05/21/24 (Tue) 19:57:24 No.2055

>>2054
Actually it was a cord raid.

Zaryan 05/21/24 (Tue) 22:26:06 No.2056

I only came back from my hiatus what seems to be right after the 'cord raid. Do we have any idea who these faggots are by chance?

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Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 19:21:50 No.2038 [Reply]

My ip is listed in sorbia? I'm not even fuckin slavic

Zaryan 05/20/24 (Mon) 16:31:09 No.2048

Sorbia is a East German region this is not Serbia

Zaryan 05/20/24 (Mon) 16:33:51 No.2049

>>2048
Sorbs are slavic

Zaryan 05/20/24 (Mon) 16:35:57 No.2050

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>>2049
>Lives in Sorbia and therefore Sorb
<Lives in Netherlands and therefore Dutch

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Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:17:02 No.2043 [Reply]

Zoot what kind of fucking datamine operation are you and sorbs conducting?

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:31:29 No.2044

IP blocking is fundamentally broken and these lists only harm normal users while not preventing spam.

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:34:23 No.2045

>>2044
haven't been able to reply for half an hour now
test

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 22:54:11 No.2046

>>2043
Marge
>schizo thread award

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 23:09:50 No.2047

>>2046
Keeps telling me im in some sorbs.net database of IPs when I try to reply, went to their site and they offer delisting but it datamines you for everything including your piss schedule

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Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:01:35 No.2040 [Reply]

Does /v/ work on mobile? It used to work for me to an extent. I could shoot but not move. Now it doesn't work at all

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:05:49 No.2041

>>2040
Yeah no you need a keyboard to play

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:07:13 No.2042

>>2041
Good to know

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PETITION TO ADD SAGE Zaryan 05/18/24 (Sat) 22:29:44 No.2021 [Reply]

This website desperately needs it. Without the ability to sage, coal thteads get bumped very often

SAGE! Zaryan 05/18/24 (Sat) 22:35:58 No.2022

it works doe

Zaryan 05/18/24 (Sat) 22:47:28 No.2023

Test test i♡nigger

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 04:15:48 No.2024

retarderald

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 17:20:14 No.2027

nuzelligcacas I….

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 20:56:16 No.2039

Test

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Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 17:19:32 No.2026 [Reply]

What the fuck kind of policy is this?

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Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 17:41:19 No.2031

biggest nufag award. they don't repeat IPs

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 17:43:24 No.2032

>>2029
They don't use the same IP, banning them doesn't even do much. All the mods care about is the deletion, which happens instantly with image bans.

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 17:53:20 No.2033

>>2030
>>2032
If it's a vpn IP it will once again be available to the cp spammers. Best to just perma it and not make yourself vulnerable in the future

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 18:03:11 No.2034

You have been heard. I've sent Zoot a code update that will allow for setting different ban lenghts depending on why the image was banned.

Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 18:06:43 No.2035

Not that it will make much difference. It's purely for virtue signalling purposes so that soytoddlers don't complain as sharty always banned permanently for 'p and that failed at stopping the spammer. I've seen 'p links posted there today.

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Zaryan 05/19/24 (Sun) 09:10:47 No.2025 [Reply]

What are the other ways to counter automated spam besides captcha and (((Cloudlflare)))? Would a Proof of Work based solution work? Hard to spam when your CPU is literally burning.

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Zaryan 05/18/24 (Sat) 14:31:17 No.2002 [Reply]

Zooooooooot get up your site is getting raided or smth

Zaryan ## Mod 05/18/24 (Sat) 14:31:40 No.2003

THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM I CANT DO ANYTHING

Zaryan 05/18/24 (Sat) 14:32:20 No.2004

We count on you, jannysissies…

Zaryan 05/18/24 (Sat) 14:32:21 No.2005

>>2003
it's over…

Zaryan 05/18/24 (Sat) 14:39:53 No.2006

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>another nu/soy/toddler failraid
soixistas…

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Zaryan 05/17/24 (Fri) 19:39:01 No.1998 [Reply]

Total namefag death when?

Zaryan 05/17/24 (Fri) 21:34:55 No.1999

tsmt

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Zaryan 05/17/24 (Fri) 04:12:16 No.1989 [Reply]

Sharty temporarily banned me for advertising Zarty. Make sure to keep posting on Sharty's /qa/. Tons of niggers on that board are hating on us and Ongezellig

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Zaryan 05/17/24 (Fri) 10:18:58 No.1993

>>1989
>>1990
>>1991
kys samefag

Zaryan 05/17/24 (Fri) 10:27:54 No.1994

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