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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ZWABAG

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 No.2165[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT ADD /agugu/

 No.2167

don't do this

 No.2168

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DO THIS

 No.2169

>>2167
tsmt

 No.2409

zoot



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 No.2396[Reply]

It hasn't been a day and I'm already sick of it. Delete this brimstone thread please >>>/zellig/33967, save the zarty!

 No.2397

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Tsmt. Whose fucking idea was it to let it continue after the blatant vore (NSFW).

>Oh but it's the coal thread, you're supposed to send coal


I am going now to open "Yuri thread general" and somehow be able to post 'zellig smut? No. Why is that thread any different? Why is it still up? Or at least cave the actual porn.

 No.2398

Went too far definitely, sorry about that guys.

 No.2405

trans rights



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 No.2302[Reply]

Zaryans, my fellow workers my fellow countrymen, I’m sure most of you have seen the thread on /zellig/ by now.
So, what happened, and what will happen?
A bit of background history first doe. September 2023, Zoot, with the help of the first 3 mods, created the IB we all cherish to this day. The domain is hosted by a company called godaddy, zoot entered a contract with them on the 26th of September determining that the site would be in his hands for 1 full year. Zoot had no experience coding, he had no experience with IBs, but he pushed through and we all live to tell the tale.
But as we all know, all good things come to an end, in timely perspectives, faster than others. When Massa cancelled Ongezellig, it went nothing but downhill for Führer Zoot. Slowly, he’d be on less and less, he told me that he was living life; staying away from social media when he could. Eventually, 1 day inactivity grew to 2, then to 3, then to 4, then to 5 and periods happened where you’d pray he wasn’t mauled by a bear in the Bulgarian mountains.
I thought to myself: “when summer rolls around he’ll be back!”. Yet that possibility seems less and less likely by each day, hence why I make this thread.
He gave admin to his most active and experienced moderator, and we hear from him not as often as you’d expect from an IB owner.
We’re now soon done with July, September is approaching, and as much as I want you all to stay blissfully ignorant I want you all to be prepared for the unlikely, yet possible, scenario where the site never goes up again.
Zoot is a good man, I’ve known him for almost a year now and he’s one of the best leaders you could ask for.
I don’t like speaking for Zoot, after all he isn’t dead yet, when he comes back I will tell him to talk to all of you and your questions specifically in this thread.
All the selling shit will be done through Zoot himself, I really can’t give reliable answers on the possible sale of the domain. I’m considering purchasing it myself so you will all be in safe hands, but I’m to give this thought some more consideration.
Thanks for reading and listening, ask your questions for Zoot and/or me in this thread and God bless all of you.
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 No.2326

>>2325
>>2324
>>2323
if zoot or anyone else from the moderation acknkwledges this discord tranny in any way that is not calling him a faggot they should kill themselves. we should do our best to stay away as much as possible from the cringefest that is soyshitty.discordy

 No.2343

>zelligjews are shutting down because trumpflare BTFO them
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK RIBBIT RALLY WON

Baited no one award from your -1 PPH site

 No.2344

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>>2326
>Xe doesn't know

 No.2394

>>2343
KEEEEEEEEEEK ZELLIGCACAS CAN'T REDTEXT IN THE MAGAMERICAN COLOR!!!! RIBBIT RALLY WINS AGAIN

 No.2395

>>2394
Baited me award, but your site is used only by tumbleweed



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 No.2291[Reply]

zoot what are you going to do when one of the 4 mods you allowed to see IP's and posting histories inevitably go rogue and leak everyone's IP and 150+ pages worth of posting histories from those IP ranges

 No.2292

OP is mymyabuser

 No.2293

>>2291
bruuhhh ong this site from ohio

 No.2351

>>2292
marge



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 No.532[Reply]

> I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
Remove this plz

 No.533

DONE!

 No.534

>>533
zoot you nigger

 No.535

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>>533
Zooty…

 No.2346

>>2345
Marge



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 No.2331[Reply]

Goudeavond my zartyGODS,

Right now I am playing fortnite save the world to get some goodboy points for the battlepass and I wanted to listen to some politics, to my dismay the internet is generally very left-wing biased, demonizing anything slighty to the right of the spectrum.

Call me a fed, glowie or whatever, but I want to ask you about websites/forums/alternatives where I can get some quality neutral opinions on politics or right-wing biased politics, doesn't matter if europe or america.

Thank you for reading,

ZWABAG
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 No.2336

>>2332
I miss the old 8chan.

 No.2339

>>2332

Thanks man, I'll go check out 8chan.
Twitter is just full of goonerslop.
Yeah yeah "free speech" in europe yeah yeah, sure, free speech as long as you agree with the leftie retard government IM SO MAD, IM SO MAAAD

 No.2340

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PVV on top

 No.2341

>>2339
You can't. The old 8chan is dead and there is nothing to take its place that I'm aware of.

 No.2342

sad stuff



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 No.2334[Reply]

Add /coco/ board for racebaiting.

 No.2337

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add /coco/ for TND

 No.2338

>>2337 tsmt



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 No.4[Reply]

Rename /q/ to "The Zarty" like it was on the sharty before it was changed a few months ago

 No.5

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TSMT

 No.19

>>4
This

 No.2301

Up



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 No.2298[Reply]

$config['additional_javascript'][] = 'js/expand.js';

 No.2299

i dont trust this smug frog and funny rabbit what does this do

 No.2300

>>2299
That will allow for expanding threads without entering them. Quite good idea, so it stays here despite the frog.



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 No.2294[Reply]

Hello Everyone, I'm one of pixel art/template makers of Pixelplanet, I de-converted the art you guys made
Sorry if I send it to the wrong channel

 No.2295

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This is better and looks like a actual art, choose one of them folks

 No.2296

>>2295
Why's she so darky than the previous one

 No.2297

>>2296
That's xher actual colors?



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 No.2223[Reply]

Remind me why I can't post mp4's here
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 No.2225

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love you Zooty Zoot

 No.2226

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It all is because of Zoot whos poor bulg-aryan for this reason thF all money of his country got donated to Zelensky to bomb drombass children

 No.2227

You WILL convert every file to .WebM and you WILL be happy

 No.2260

Because i am using shared hosting. Godaddy are retards and can't add ffmpeg, since it "will lag all of the shared servers". If i could, i would have gotten a VPS instead

 No.2271

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>>2226
>bulgarian



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 No.2268[Reply]

<holy shits myself
This might be the worst splinter site to exist.

 No.2269

Frootpedos are working overtime I see.

 No.2270

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zoot 4d chess



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 No.2259[Reply]

Why does the the Favicon have a swastika flag?
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 No.2263

zoot actually checks the site?

 No.2264

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 No.2265

>>2263
Not as much as i used to, but i do sometimes.

 No.2266

>>2265
>Zoot is no longer admin and has been demoted to a trip

 No.2267

>>2266
>the zoyim know, shut it down



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 No.2253[Reply]

Not Found

The requested URL was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.


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 No.2244[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS LOADING TOO SLOWLY ON THE ORIENT ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2245

couldn't draw legs award

 No.2252

>>2245
i think the legs look fine, maybe the calves are a bit short



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 No.2194[Reply]

ZOOOOOT /ban/ all DUL /qa/ffers who spread belgian propaganda of zoiets

 No.2240

>>2194
lviv typed this

 No.2241

marge?



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 No.2209[Reply]

xzooooozxt why call it soyzellig.party even doe zelligparty.soy would have been more trVe. there is no such thing as "soy zellig" take your meds
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 No.2211

These nuzelligcacas are driving me nuts

 No.2212

Silly try to troll award

 No.2216

>>2210
>>2211
>>2212
wtf is a "soy zellig" doe?

 No.2217

>>2212
how has this not been deleted yet

 No.2222

>>2212
how has this STILL not been deleted yet



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 No.2221[Reply]

I've tried doing something different than usual.

>inb4 post discarded


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 No.2203[Reply]

Jaaaaaaaanies!
</q/ space
Why my post can not longer belong to me?
</q/ space
I mean, my posts take too long to send and I have to reload the page several times and then they send but not from me.
</q/ space
And, afterall, is it even a problem or I am acting too paranoicaly towards this?

 No.2204

I've noticed this too, it's not that big of a deal I think. Same thing happens when I post on da sharty

 No.2205

have you tried patiently waiting for the post to finish being sent?

 No.2206

>>2203
I've never had such problem here

 No.2207

>>2205
It happens even sometimes when I'm waiting. Doe, it's not such a problem, but still annoying.



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 No.2184[Reply]

add /caca/
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 No.2186

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 No.2187

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 No.2188

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 No.2189

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 No.2202

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kill yourself immediately



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 No.1706[Reply]

foenki art <3
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 No.1816

>>1815
seething kike said this

 No.1817

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>>1815
>Nazi edits?
>THATS NOT CONTENT, WHERES THE FETISH PORN?

 No.1818

>>1817
everyone create even more nazi edits to tilt this kike

 No.2196

>>1815
Kom je dr nu pas achter ofzo

 No.2197

LMAO gem



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 No.2182[Reply]

Could you please curb down some more on the pedo falseflaggers? Only this week there has been at least one per thread or multiple for that matter. Not saying that the jannies aren't trying, but there are simply too many. Thanks.

Yeah, we're gonna start tolerating less baitposts due to how little discussion and content they give onto the Zarty.

 No.2183

ill bring it up with zvvt

 No.2195

>>2183
Update?



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 No.2191[Reply]

Why did u remove my /caca/ thread…

 No.2193

nvm my shit was buggin fr fr



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 No.2000[Reply]

WHAT IS HAPPENING
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 No.2143

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Could you decipher those?
>>2141
I can't do much in PHP. Not that the bot spammers could solve this anyway.

 No.2144

I can read these but barely, it'll probably make it a hassle to post anything

 No.2145

>>2139
interesting.

 No.2149

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 No.2192

Check if you would prefer it to the current one and if I should add something. I entertained the idea of adding proof of work for client side rate limiting for a while, but I found out it cannot be made performant enough in browser even with web assembly and if I used web assembly then datamining accusations would arise instantly as it is obfuscated by default.



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 No.2190[Reply]

Zoot fix that all.s5h.net bullshit. I use mobile internet, it makes zero sense to list my IP anywhere.


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 No.2174[Reply]

Last few days seems as though there's always been a 'p link at the top of the overboard when I check the zarty, for goodness sake right now 'p links with an accompanying CSAM image have been up for over half an hour……..
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 No.2177

>>2176
thanks but kys nigger im not new, also it's been posted a lot this week

 No.2178

>>2177
>im not new
oh sorry xister i didnt know you were a december 2023 oldfag
its happened 4 times in a week. thats not a lot

 No.2179

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>>2178
im sorry too, i just didnt like your reply
mods seem to be asleep at this time

 No.2180

On the sharty they had to add an "Urgent report" button because of the 'p spam, and the same picture that was posted here is still up on the swinny. We don't have it that bad here, although it's obvious there is not enough jannies to do the job.

 No.2181

>>2179
its okay my non binary xister. im sorry if i acted like a nigger



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 No.1920[Reply]

zoot is this true
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 No.2154

>>2151
first off, I was tired, second off, not relevant
>>2152
>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
for fuck's sake, you were insufferable from day one.
>WAAA YOU'RE RUINING THE SOYSPHERE
too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
>>2153
>erm.. hecking vandalism!!
are you an idiot? you have literally called z"aryans" to vandalize the wiki

 No.2155

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>>2154
>>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
No one said that, in fact I never even made an edit on the page because I don't want to be part of your autism wars. Since day one I was neutral to zellig but the page used to be objectively funny (and fairly neutral) and then it started going downhill with all the dramafagging and obsessed faggotry. And THAT is the issue with the soysphere I was alluding to, all you serioustrannies that care more about pushing some "agenda" than making anything that's funny. You'd rather shitfling on the wiki to "own da zelliggers", comedy be damned, than make anything funny (or even let anyone make something funny that you don't like). That is the REAL cancer that is killing the sharty.
>too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
More obsessed than me, evidently.

 No.2163

>>>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
>"funny"
>"comedy"
my nigga it was a giant ad
>>too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
horrible argument. who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc again?

 No.2164

>>2163
>my nigga it was a giant ad
xittertalk faggot thinks the existence of anything anywhere is an ad geg
>who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc
Not me, it's the first time anyone has said it in the thread. Stop seething over shitty jokes designed to get a reaction out of you, retard.

 No.2166

>>my nigga it was a giant ad
ad hominem
>>who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc
obsessed jartycuck



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 No.2156[Reply]

What are you going to do now that /qa/ is locked…
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 No.2158

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>>2157
fair enough

 No.2159

>>2156
bide our time or however the war is larped

 No.2160

Lmao, clitties have been leaking hard apparently

 No.2161

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Actually, WTF happened

 No.2162

>>2161
oh my fauci… what a diverse banner



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 No.2147[Reply]

I fucking hate faggots, they gotta celebrate the mentally ill month during my birthday

 No.2148

>>2147
Total Faggot Death



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 No.1541[Reply]

Today we are deleting soyzellig.party and launching skibidi.party.

With skibidi.party, get ready to edge and goon with your friends like never before.
Forget threads, with skibidi.party you'll broadcast your mewtime sessions live while a virtual Kai Cenat reacts in real time hyping you up with every jawline gain.
We're revolutionizing the mewing economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress awarding you Skibidi Bucks for each milimetre.
And the rumors are true. The ballsmaxing feature is in beta and those who dare will see unprecedented results in both ball weight, and ball rizz metrics.
And no more Overboard. On skibidi.party you don't scroll. You edge through an endless stream of sigma edits featuring Joker, Thomas Shelby and Patrick Bateman.
The skibidimarketplace is your gateway to rizz supremacy. Use those hard earned Skibidi Bucks to buy rare fortnite skins, exclusive Duke Dennis drip and the most potent Mr. Beast Feastables imaginable.
Achieve goated sigma status and unlock the ultimate prize - Early access to new skibidi toilet episodes, a guaranteed 0% fanum tax rate and a virtual NFT replica of my gyatt.

Next week, we're unleashing goon.party and griddy.party.
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 No.1593

bvmpidi

 No.1676

bumpidi

 No.1852

skibumpi toilet

 No.2146

skibumpibidi toiuplet



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