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File: 1721066328903.jpg (128.15 KB, 1011x1024, 1719959105102.jpg)

 No.2298[Reply]

$config['additional_javascript'][] = 'js/expand.js';

 No.2299

i dont trust this smug frog and funny rabbit what does this do

 No.2300

>>2299
That will allow for expanding threads without entering them. Quite good idea, so it stays here despite the frog.



File: 1721051745049.png (9.51 KB, 450x232, soyzellig.png)

 No.2294[Reply]

Hello Everyone, I'm one of pixel art/template makers of Pixelplanet, I de-converted the art you guys made
Sorry if I send it to the wrong channel

 No.2295

File: 1721052068425.png (8.98 KB, 450x232, SWABAG.png)

This is better and looks like a actual art, choose one of them folks

 No.2296

>>2295
Why's she so darky than the previous one

 No.2297

>>2296
That's xher actual colors?



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 No.2223[Reply]

Remind me why I can't post mp4's here
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 No.2225

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love you Zooty Zoot

 No.2226

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It all is because of Zoot whos poor bulg-aryan for this reason thF all money of his country got donated to Zelensky to bomb drombass children

 No.2227

You WILL convert every file to .WebM and you WILL be happy

 No.2260

Because i am using shared hosting. Godaddy are retards and can't add ffmpeg, since it "will lag all of the shared servers". If i could, i would have gotten a VPS instead

 No.2271

File: 1720144943889.png (1.47 MB, 1837x1440, ClipboardImage (1).png)

>>2226
>bulgarian



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 No.2268[Reply]

<holy shits myself
This might be the worst splinter site to exist.

 No.2269

Frootpedos are working overtime I see.

 No.2270

File: 1720076882119.jpg (9.08 KB, 255x255, bbg.jpg)

zoot 4d chess



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 No.2259[Reply]

Why does the the Favicon have a swastika flag?
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 No.2263

zoot actually checks the site?

 No.2264

File: 1719940249132.gif (2.15 MB, 662x1014, gangnam.gif)


 No.2265

>>2263
Not as much as i used to, but i do sometimes.

 No.2266

>>2265
>Zoot is no longer admin and has been demoted to a trip

 No.2267

>>2266
>the zoyim know, shut it down



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 No.2253[Reply]

Not Found

The requested URL was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.


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 No.2244[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS LOADING TOO SLOWLY ON THE ORIENT ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2245

couldn't draw legs award

 No.2252

>>2245
i think the legs look fine, maybe the calves are a bit short



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 No.2194[Reply]

ZOOOOOT /ban/ all DUL /qa/ffers who spread belgian propaganda of zoiets

 No.2240

>>2194
lviv typed this

 No.2241

marge?



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 No.2209[Reply]

xzooooozxt why call it soyzellig.party even doe zelligparty.soy would have been more trVe. there is no such thing as "soy zellig" take your meds
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 No.2211

These nuzelligcacas are driving me nuts

 No.2212

Silly try to troll award

 No.2216

>>2210
>>2211
>>2212
wtf is a "soy zellig" doe?

 No.2217

>>2212
how has this not been deleted yet

 No.2222

>>2212
how has this STILL not been deleted yet



File: 1718922771297.webm (15.32 MB, 1280x720, A-_Zellig-Tragedy-_1_ (1)….webm)

 No.2221[Reply]

I've tried doing something different than usual.

>inb4 post discarded


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 No.2203[Reply]

Jaaaaaaaanies!
</q/ space
Why my post can not longer belong to me?
</q/ space
I mean, my posts take too long to send and I have to reload the page several times and then they send but not from me.
</q/ space
And, afterall, is it even a problem or I am acting too paranoicaly towards this?

 No.2204

I've noticed this too, it's not that big of a deal I think. Same thing happens when I post on da sharty

 No.2205

have you tried patiently waiting for the post to finish being sent?

 No.2206

>>2203
I've never had such problem here

 No.2207

>>2205
It happens even sometimes when I'm waiting. Doe, it's not such a problem, but still annoying.



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 No.2184[Reply]

add /caca/
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 No.2186

File: 1718273365526.gif (1.01 MB, 442x592, babydoll.gif)


 No.2187

File: 1718273399181.gif (34.57 KB, 93x125, babyrotation.gif)


 No.2188

File: 1718273443195.jpg (1.94 KB, 255x252, soob.jpg)


 No.2189

File: 1718273747857.png (30 KB, 93x125, HappyBirthdayTeen.png)


 No.2202

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kill yourself immediately



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 No.1706[Reply]

foenki art <3
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 No.1816

>>1815
seething kike said this

 No.1817

File: 1713714116674.gif (2.31 MB, 512x506, 1706050588870.gif)

>>1815
>Nazi edits?
>THATS NOT CONTENT, WHERES THE FETISH PORN?

 No.1818

>>1817
everyone create even more nazi edits to tilt this kike

 No.2196

>>1815
Kom je dr nu pas achter ofzo

 No.2197

LMAO gem



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 No.2182[Reply]

Could you please curb down some more on the pedo falseflaggers? Only this week there has been at least one per thread or multiple for that matter. Not saying that the jannies aren't trying, but there are simply too many. Thanks.

Yeah, we're gonna start tolerating less baitposts due to how little discussion and content they give onto the Zarty.

 No.2183

ill bring it up with zvvt

 No.2195

>>2183
Update?



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 No.2191[Reply]

Why did u remove my /caca/ thread…

 No.2193

nvm my shit was buggin fr fr



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 No.2000[Reply]

WHAT IS HAPPENING
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 No.2143

File: 1717091565201-0.png (19.83 KB, 300x250, Screenshot_20240530_194816.png)

File: 1717091565201-1.png (19.89 KB, 300x250, Screenshot_20240530_194850.png)

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Could you decipher those?
>>2141
I can't do much in PHP. Not that the bot spammers could solve this anyway.

 No.2144

I can read these but barely, it'll probably make it a hassle to post anything

 No.2145

>>2139
interesting.

 No.2149

File: 1717242579697.webm (774.25 KB, 1024x768, zelligcaptcha.webm)


 No.2192

Check if you would prefer it to the current one and if I should add something. I entertained the idea of adding proof of work for client side rate limiting for a while, but I found out it cannot be made performant enough in browser even with web assembly and if I used web assembly then datamining accusations would arise instantly as it is obfuscated by default.



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 No.2190[Reply]

Zoot fix that all.s5h.net bullshit. I use mobile internet, it makes zero sense to list my IP anywhere.


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 No.2174[Reply]

Last few days seems as though there's always been a 'p link at the top of the overboard when I check the zarty, for goodness sake right now 'p links with an accompanying CSAM image have been up for over half an hour……..
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 No.2177

>>2176
thanks but kys nigger im not new, also it's been posted a lot this week

 No.2178

>>2177
>im not new
oh sorry xister i didnt know you were a december 2023 oldfag
its happened 4 times in a week. thats not a lot

 No.2179

File: 1717932331695.jpg (212.6 KB, 523x589, 1697769420584.jpg)

>>2178
im sorry too, i just didnt like your reply
mods seem to be asleep at this time

 No.2180

On the sharty they had to add an "Urgent report" button because of the 'p spam, and the same picture that was posted here is still up on the swinny. We don't have it that bad here, although it's obvious there is not enough jannies to do the job.

 No.2181

>>2179
its okay my non binary xister. im sorry if i acted like a nigger



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 No.1920[Reply]

zoot is this true
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 No.2154

>>2151
first off, I was tired, second off, not relevant
>>2152
>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
for fuck's sake, you were insufferable from day one.
>WAAA YOU'RE RUINING THE SOYSPHERE
too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
>>2153
>erm.. hecking vandalism!!
are you an idiot? you have literally called z"aryans" to vandalize the wiki

 No.2155

File: 1717343181301.gif (2.92 MB, 607x581, this is you btw.gif)

>>2154
>>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
No one said that, in fact I never even made an edit on the page because I don't want to be part of your autism wars. Since day one I was neutral to zellig but the page used to be objectively funny (and fairly neutral) and then it started going downhill with all the dramafagging and obsessed faggotry. And THAT is the issue with the soysphere I was alluding to, all you serioustrannies that care more about pushing some "agenda" than making anything that's funny. You'd rather shitfling on the wiki to "own da zelliggers", comedy be damned, than make anything funny (or even let anyone make something funny that you don't like). That is the REAL cancer that is killing the sharty.
>too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
More obsessed than me, evidently.

 No.2163

>>>WAA WAA I CAN'T VANDALIZE THE WIKI TO BE IN FAVOR OF MY DUTCH TRANIME!!
>"funny"
>"comedy"
my nigga it was a giant ad
>>too bad nigga at least I'm not obsessed with 16 year old girls
horrible argument. who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc again?

 No.2164

>>2163
>my nigga it was a giant ad
xittertalk faggot thinks the existence of anything anywhere is an ad geg
>who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc
Not me, it's the first time anyone has said it in the thread. Stop seething over shitty jokes designed to get a reaction out of you, retard.

 No.2166

>>my nigga it was a giant ad
ad hominem
>>who's the one defending people saying 16 year old girls are built for bwc
obsessed jartycuck



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 No.2156[Reply]

What are you going to do now that /qa/ is locked…
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 No.2158

File: 1717448746120.png (118.48 KB, 750x1000, LmpwZw.png)

>>2157
fair enough

 No.2159

>>2156
bide our time or however the war is larped

 No.2160

Lmao, clitties have been leaking hard apparently

 No.2161

File: 1717451098152.jpg (106.24 KB, 1220x991, IMG-20240603-WA0012.jpg)

Actually, WTF happened

 No.2162

>>2161
oh my fauci… what a diverse banner



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 No.2147[Reply]

I fucking hate faggots, they gotta celebrate the mentally ill month during my birthday

 No.2148

>>2147
Total Faggot Death



File: 1710084325031.gif (9.7 MB, 600x338, Skibidi.gif)

 No.1541[Reply]

Today we are deleting soyzellig.party and launching skibidi.party.

With skibidi.party, get ready to edge and goon with your friends like never before.
Forget threads, with skibidi.party you'll broadcast your mewtime sessions live while a virtual Kai Cenat reacts in real time hyping you up with every jawline gain.
We're revolutionizing the mewing economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress awarding you Skibidi Bucks for each milimetre.
And the rumors are true. The ballsmaxing feature is in beta and those who dare will see unprecedented results in both ball weight, and ball rizz metrics.
And no more Overboard. On skibidi.party you don't scroll. You edge through an endless stream of sigma edits featuring Joker, Thomas Shelby and Patrick Bateman.
The skibidimarketplace is your gateway to rizz supremacy. Use those hard earned Skibidi Bucks to buy rare fortnite skins, exclusive Duke Dennis drip and the most potent Mr. Beast Feastables imaginable.
Achieve goated sigma status and unlock the ultimate prize - Early access to new skibidi toilet episodes, a guaranteed 0% fanum tax rate and a virtual NFT replica of my gyatt.

Next week, we're unleashing goon.party and griddy.party.
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 No.1547

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 No.1593

bvmpidi

 No.1676

bumpidi

 No.1852

skibumpi toilet

 No.2146

skibumpibidi toiuplet



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 No.2095[Reply]

Zoot ban ThatZaryandoe from the ZelligWiki he spammed gay porn on all pages.
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 No.2135

>>2134
That will work too, but it's like blocking a board to prevent spam. An admission of defeat.

 No.2136

>>2135
make a whitelist for uploading images or something albeit

 No.2137

>>2136
The problem is they don't upload the porn images, they are somehow bundled with MediaWiki itself. There is a way to limit number of edits to e.g. one per 15 minutes per IP. That would be preferable to blocking newcomers completely. It should be doable without installing any extensions: https://m.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:$wgRateLimits

 No.2138

>>2131
Are you retarded click the image

 No.2142

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIX THE WIKI ALREADY



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 No.2108[Reply]

/v/ dev, can I have a download for /v/? thanks
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 No.2121

>>2120
Thanks! Can you provide the original HTML file that's hosted here?

 No.2122

>>2121
May I ask what for?

 No.2123

>>2122
for offline use, and so that it can be archived. I was unable to snag a copy from newgrounds

 No.2128

File: 1716750405233.png (275.98 KB, 828x1104, kuz thumbs up.png)

>>2123
the webgl build is a pain in the ass for offline use, and don't worry about archiving, it's safe with me

 No.2129

>>2128
okay



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 No.2124[Reply]

To the fanworks newGOD:
you showed your password on accident, thats why your threads are disappearing
Clear your cache, i think itll fix it

 No.2125

where??? for what?? i can't namefag but it's me.

 No.2126

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>>2125
used for deleting post, you can just manually change it

 No.2127

>>2126
OOOOOOH



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 No.2070[Reply]

I don't get it, why can;t you kids just leave soyjak.party alone? quick being Selfish Little Fucks(SLF) and shitting up the 'logue with troonzellig?
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 No.2103

>>2100
>yep yep sharty culture is uuh what i do and dont like and (You) will listen to me argue about it

 No.2104

File: 1716647136458.gif (1.93 MB, 294x359, dancingsoy.gif)

>sharty culture

 No.2105

>>2100
clit status: leaking. flowing, even.

 No.2107

>>2101
>>2102
>>2103
>>2105
you can't make an argument out of pure straw

 No.2110

>>2107
You're making yours out of sand doe



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 No.2087[Reply]

Open a religion board

 No.2106

>>2087
Why /rel/? Why not a general NAZ board?

 No.2109

>>2087
we already have enough boards diversificationGOD
>>2106
literally /qa/



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 No.2060[Reply]

OUR SITE IS RAIDED AGAIN BY NAZ NONSENSE
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT WAKE THE FUCK UP


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 No.2057[Reply]

what the hell is happening with the sharty? Is it time to run for the splinters?

 No.2058

File: 1716361618114.png (59.64 KB, 189x197, 1715308027850659.png)

>mfw i stopped going on the 'ty when they introduced the shitty captcha to enter the site thing



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 No.2051[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WAKE THE FUCK UPPPP

 No.2052

Sorry about that, there goes half of my salary.

 No.2053

marge

 No.2054

>>2053
it was probably CP

 No.2055

>>2054
Actually it was a cord raid.

 No.2056

I only came back from my hiatus what seems to be right after the 'cord raid. Do we have any idea who these faggots are by chance?



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