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Ongezellig iceberg thread. shouldn't be that complex
can somebody mod or teach me how to mod terraria with Ongezedllig characteres.
Hi guys pivfail here.
I was wondering if you gentle people could help me contact bruhmeister because i need to ask xim why he blocked me on xitter
<WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS THE MOST SNCA XITTER FAG NAMEFAG THREAD EVER KYS AND DON'T EVER POST HERE AGAIN
I know nigga, but we are in the snca IB anyway so it doesn't matter the faster we do this the better.
Why do you think Maya's chooses an outfit so close to Kiki's in her popularity fantasies? Do you think something about their dynamic was going to be in episode 2 because of Kiki being given a VA?
Are there any public archives of massacord and paypig stuff? I'm late to the party and I'm trying to piece together context for certain art pieces and people. I might document some of it on the ziki because a lot of things I read there are vague and unsourced
what if Ravi adopted Coco to make sure his daughter -and community- stays white?
Coco is a sunflower child from South Africa. She is a top-tier white; she's friendly, empathetic, and social, meaning she knows how people are and could convince them into a correct belief. Coco plays the Drum set and the sport of Rugby showing physical strength and mental stability despite having trauma. Coco promotes whiteness to Maya, Mymy, Ilse, and Cleo to indoctrinate them so they would have superior genetics that only whites can provide for their descendants such as blonde hair and blue eyes. But why would Ravi adopt Coco for such a selfless reason. First, it's not a selfless reason. Ravi is half Hindustani-Surinamese from his mother's side and the other half from Noord-Brabant from his father's. He feels an intense sense of shame for it, and so Adopted Coco to compensate with inferior genetics from India such as bad hygiene (which Maya unfortunately got). Ravi wants to spread this throughout his community.
Remember this is only a theory and I want to make this a discussion, so please leave your thoughts.
<Self inserting as Maya is troony I would never do that >Hallo I'm Maya but genderswapped
<OMGHISA HE'S SO ME, BREED NOW
<Self inserting as Maya is troony I would never do that >Hallo I'm Maya but genderswapped
<OMGHISA HE'S SO ME, BREED NOW
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Post everything you think about ziki, if it concerns IAS/IAZ standards.
Wtf was Maya expecting on her 16th birthday?
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Not to be rude or anything but Maya knows shes a complete failure and nobody really cares about her. So why have such a visceral disgusted feeling the moment she doesn't recieve messages in the middle of the night? Simply abnormal behaviorm..
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Also what led me to falsely belive Epke and Anke were former classmates. No way she does this every holiday.
I'm planning to write a couple of pages on da 'ki
What should I write about? I'm European esl btw if that matters
Mayas male schizofriend is obviously the guy she met on the bus during Maya's conversation. What do you think the back story for the second one is?
Remember folks we have a booru add your Ongezellig related images, videos, songs, .gifs, and more there.
- sincerely a Coco fan
Do you think there was a good reason for Coco to act like she has a sophisticated taste in art in deel 1? I'm not sure if its because it's one of her friends interests she picked up, it's a larp she uses to impress people, one of her parents liked it, or Massa is just lazy and wanted to make a Hitler joke. Seems odd that see knows about different painters and what they do despite being retarded enough to play tentacle porn in front of the class. I like Ivan Shishkin btw
When enemies of the homeland attack, only the bravest are willing to defend it, but on this occasion, Dutch intelligence has allied itself with Spanish intelligence to defend against a greater threat... (no need to mention them).
I recently bought myself an old jewpanese boombox with a feature of recording tapes, should i get an empty tape and record ongezellig on it?
Homestuck has had a MUCH greater cultural impact than Ongezellig and it's not even close.
Homestuck
>Legendary web comic spanning hundreds of pages that has inspired and entertained millions of people
>Redefined online culture
>Basically Kiwifarms preferred NAS
>Aesthetic is a pure, unadulterated GEMERALD
>Still has new installments to the series and new original fan creations every day
>Paradoxically still too niche to have connections to 'cord groomers despite all of this
(((Ongezellig))):
>Unfinished Dutch indieslop spanning a whopping grand total of 24 minutes
>Zero cultural impact outside of the Zarty and Reddit
>Forced onto /qa/ and the sharty by one autistic schizo and whose memory is only kept alive by zartyshills (unlike gabriel dropout which was let onto /qa/ naturally)
>Only liked by diaper-wearing discord pedophiles who goot to drawing of underage sisters
>Creator literally shelved the project and disowned his own fanbase because of how much his fans suck (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)
>NAS, dying brimstone
It's time to admit that Homestuck is white masculine culture kino, while 'zellig has always been the hemorrhaging tumor of the soysphere. It's time to let it rest and give actual gems the spotlight.
This video on shitter is quickly reaching the 1 million views, in under 48 hours, which means this video made the same views as Deel 1+2's 1M at least 1100 times faster
ATTENTION ZARYANS!
As it is officially Thursday, I would like to announce the Official Zarty Thread for Discussion of Stickies. (OZTDS)
^Evandoe it's not official bc I am not related to Bob or any of the Zarty Staff
Feel free to yell at "BOOOOOOOOOB" to your heart's content at what thread (You) would like to see stickied.
https://x.com/nyankewl/status/2032514610788520072
nu influx of normies incoming
Have you read the 17/18 chapter long Ongezellig fan-fiction?
I thought it was better than some other Ongezellig fan-fiction, I've read, but it's still quite a unique read (also the characters stick to their characterization from the Deels and the lore Docs).
please forgive me ZOOT... zooty zoot please forgive me zARYAN... i love you... good night...
Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
How would one create a tranny character in the ongezellig style?
<no troonjak because that would be cheating
What would be xeir name? I'm thinking "Tran" because of the 4 word name rule
Does anyone know who made this? I don't see a thread for finding sources and putting their things on the zooru so use this thread for that
Which Dere would the Zelligs be? I'm focusing on the sisters as of now.
so I think Maya would be Dandere, Mymy would be Tsundere, and Coco would be Deredere.
Which characters do you think Mymy would play as in Re4 Merchanaries for me I think its Krauser
I successfully pirated all of 'lig in 1080p
Bob you nigger let us upload bigger files, why do i have to use catbox all the time
https://files.catbox.moe/1pbsv1.mp4 Deel 1 + 2
https://files.catbox.moe/ubt84u.mp4 Deel 3
https://files.catbox.moe/ia4pa7.mp4 Deel 4
https://files.catbox.moe/4e3kc9.mp4 Deel 5
https://files.catbox.moe/bmnvw9.mp4 Deel 6
what is maya was actually a white aryan perfect germanic genetic experiment with blonde hair, white silk skin and blue eyes, and the only reason she looks like a pajeet is because she's just dirty from not showering in ages?
This is my Uni library. Post zellig related things I can 3D print. I can make images with a limited pallet and solid colors into keychains. 3D models would work too ofc but I would have to paint them which I’m bad at and probably can’t stomach doing in public. I prefer vector graphics if you have them but I know how to convert normal images without dealiasing I think. Nothing suggestive. I don’t want to any moeshit like ‘gug either and anything explicitly chuddy will probably get me expelled because libfarts hoes. Picrel is what I think I’ll do first. They will be put on display for all to see.
Did some shitty art for mymy's Birthday
post better drawgems below
hi does anyone have the originals of these or know the artist who made them
MY PERSONAL ZARYAN ARMY CIU THE COMMENT SECTION
'lig thread on soy qa stood up for a month and got 300 replies, is this a win
Someone should make a ‘zellig Mario 64 rom hack. Would be so gemmy.
zaryans buy AGUG stocks, best investment in the netherlands, agugu very smart baby went from one binky to five binkies
does anyone else obsess over this hag? me certainly ofzoi
<hag space
i doubt i'll be able to complete these considering that im a lazy zellig fuck (LZF) and also i have been actually quite busy in zellig life (IZL) but let me know if you zarteens want more hagmaxxing from me, or at least to have these pieces rendered
<zute xittyleak space
veracels this is a safespace for you
Gem up this nusois xitter please… take a look at their COAL account
Do you guys still remember when the sharty wiki page for Ongezellig had an "Opinions on TND" section? It's been removed throughout the years but I'm not sure if it could still be brought back in any way possible.
found this on xitter, kinda funny I guess
(It’s a collab with sim and djpoon or something)
Why do you love Ongezellig? Personally, I really enjoy the character designs and the personalities that were planned for them. I'm sad to see them wasted like this. I like to come up with little scenarios between characters and see how they'd react.
ITT we 'pe and 'll this retarded paletroon by chudding up his snca and making gems
How?
Make accounts posing as xer and repost the CIU'd 'zellig art
Use AI to easily swap things and waste water to kill more Palestinian retards
Chances are this is an arab wrongly living in a White country so do things that would make the average muslim shitskin seethe
Now go!
https://x.com/fsh_ds
Hi my name is Chud Niggerslayerson1488 I am writing this with a log of raisin on some toilet paper. I woke up as I usually did in my concrete block apartment as I live in Europe, I had my coffe and cigarettes for breakfast and got ready for my shitty fast food job. But all my relatives had been killed by immigrants and I didn't have a car so I couldn't get a lift, and I didn't wanna take the bus since it's filled with curry-stinking jeets, pakis and violent arabic shitskins. So I phoned a knockoff uber, this would be the worst decision of my life... The uber knockoff was called "Unbothered Brapping Lesotho Ubers INC." I thought it was strange but I didn't have a choice as I was broke and I could only afford that one and walking wasn't a choice here as I would get BTFOd by niggers in my area. The uber was a filthy shitcoloured brown and stinky green braps exited the exhaust pipe, the "car" was covered in MAP flags, awards and various flags from south american, African and south east asian countries and it had some red lips. I thought that was strange to say the least but since I already paid I got in, and as I did I felt an immense amount of horror wash over me as I saw that all the insides were stained with cum and neo-vagina fluids, the driver was a fat african man he spoke in a garbled tongue but said something among the lines of "Ay mayne get yo cracka ass in da zeltycar already we ain' got no time to lose blod, mi wanna go home so mi can goon to Mymyabuse, scat and 'o on el 'cord with my true zellig fan sisters" I just told him to drive as I was getting tired of being in the car already and felt nauseous, as the fat nigger drove he whipped out his cum-stained phone from 2008 with discord and shortcuts to websites like zelligparty dot soy and jakparty dot soy being the only apps, he opened discord to a server named zelligzone which was filled to the brim with 'p, Mymyabuse, gore, BBC, yuri and other horros that were hard to see because of the niggers massive fat back. The niggers gaze was soley focused on the vile contents and stroked his tiny 'ecker with the other fat baby-like fist, the car sped past my work location and far into some apocalyptic town called "zeltyville" as the nigger reached his climax the car crashed, he died instantly hitting a brick wall his fat brown face smashing into the brickwall. I didn't know if I was lucky or unlucky to survive as I gazed out the window it was filled with obese brown men walking with their transgender girlfriends, I climbed out of the car window, I saw this apocalyptic nigger village it was far far away from any white civilization. Trying to find anyone that wasn't subhuman to help me get home proved a hard task but I tried anyways that's when a fat fucking nigger started grabbing me from behind and started speaking aroused ebonics "Yow white bwoy waah fi cum tuh mi gooncave? yu cyaah tek sum estrogen an dress up as Mymy an mi cyaah goon tuh yu as mi tie yu up an choke yu jus like mi favourite Mymyabuse gemmies an Wi cyaah goon tuh sum 'lita togedda an Maya gemmies" I didn't know what the fat fucking nigger tranny Jamaican said but I pulled out my illegally bought Chinese switchblade and stabbed him in the gut, slicing his fat nigger belly open bile, guts, fried chicken, water melon, gumbo and semen flooded out of his fat belly. As I ran from the scene all the niggers started shouting "GIT DI BABYLON DIS WHITE BWOY KILL AWON" and it wasn't long before some niggers handcuffed me, they had VR headsets playing 'p and gore videos 24/7 but still caught me somehow, I ws thrown in a jail shack, I'm stuck in this hut, they barely feed me. I am surely still stuck here when you read this, again this is being written with my own shit on some toilet paper as I'll send it out by carrier pidgeon as a cry for help...
tomorrow, its mymys birthdays, hooray
Why are zelliggers so confident on being wrong all the time? They're literally just making shit up in their head. Mymy would still be obsessed with The Netherlands because it's funny, that's it. This alteration of what Massa intended when he wrote this is the coal that's killing 'zellig
Can someone post the chuddy Stille Willem song? That one about niggers and that had Mymy, Maya, Coco and Vera's AI voices at the end?
I haven't seen 'liggers be mayafags. Mymy, Kikey, Yana? Plenty. Coco? Just ESLing around. Thoughts?
>nu' lidly
>Zaryans are K-z's chosen posters
>Don't show the soyim what's written on the Zalmud
>You can't make fun of a certain tribe of posters but they can do it back, who are they?
>They promote open borders for other imageboard but not for their own, who are they?
>Cool it down with the antizelligtism, soyim.
>Stop noticing soyim.
>He has double imageboardship but says he is a 'jakker when he needs to shill NAS somewhere else, who is it?
>How come Zaryans are only 2% of the entire population of the soysphere but own 95% of the gems?
>Oy zey! You should let the frogposters on your 'board! It's the only way that the Sharty will survive!
>My fellow soyteens
>My fellow 'jakkers
>Frogposting doesn't happen on the Sharty, but it should and this is why you deserve it and why it's a good thing
>Actually Froot banned 6 ongezillion zelligposters during the /qa/cause
>No, you can't check the archives, that's a bannable offense
>Oy zey, look at this new website I have made: it's called gekoloniseerd.com!
>To make something zosher, simply wash it with glistening zems and it will kill any remaining soyim particle
>When the Zaryan zins too much, he may take a reelcattle and project all of his zins onto him, then beat him to death to be free of zin
>Remember the Zellig-Soy Cultural Values soyim!
>You need to send 55 billions gems to Soyzellig, after all, we're your greatest ally.
>You need to let the Redditors in and allow them to enact Redditia Law!
>And there it is....Antizelligtism in the open.. this is just like another zelligcaust
what direction and where do (you) think each of them will end up in life?
>I was browsing the 'arty, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
>Moved to /zellig/, and I saw some po-ost-osts
>Some 'teen was making 'ligs
>Posting them, "ZWABAG" he said
>Then the board's gone, no more /zellig/-lig-lig
>Froot mad, Ongezellig was kway culture
>That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening NAS
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>I saw my 'lig posted on the booru-ru-ru
>Hey, that's a zem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
>I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll harass a tranny on twitter too
>Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
>The pedo's seething, he'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
>If he comes back I'll just report him out of spite
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>-party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels use it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
<Reddit chorus
-How do I harass more troons?
-How can we make more troons kill themselves?
-What are some gemmy ways to make trannies cry or ruin their day?
-What can we do to contribute to the hate towards trannies?
Share your troon-killing ideas ITT
Next is maya
this took like 2 sessions to finish
Adam says misogyny is right.
Enslave all females and turn them into your property.
Remember that females ruined everything they touched and will ruin everything that they will touch.
Enslave your local female today.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COSWORK FREAK!
VERSUS!
YOSACK JAKI!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
Why fight over the sisters when you could have all three in one body?
hello i found this site after watching that video of frankie fey talking about wojaks
what exactly goes on here? sorry but i cant comprehend how incomprehensible this site is rofl
Do you guys know where exactly this frame of presumably maya's cat from? I think it was in an onion dweller parody but i watched all of them quickly and didn't manage to find this one frame with the cat. This picture is so interesting I think there is something mystical to it.
I think we should spread the 'ru around again, there's a serious amount of proto-chuddies waiting to be chudded up properly who post le dutch toonz around and having a place where their gems are properly stored always proves to be a good thing. Twitter especially has a lot of them and also other people who could be interesting to have around, it's not like we can keep pretending we're not popular now might as well take the thing in stride and prove that it takes just a bit of care and dedication to have something gemmy
TLDR: SPREAD THE WORD!
My fellow zaryans, I have a final, non Zellig related request, please upload this gigger to the soybooru as I am banned and can’t do it myself. Don’t worry I still like Zellig too
>The ongezellig fandom can be mad insane but I guess that's how every other fandom can be.
>So in my defense to ongezellig, this is pretty much what happens when right wingers claim their media that they want to associate like left wingers do whether everyone likes it or not.
Hello Zaryans, excuse me for this thread because (((Quote))) doesn't let me post on the sharty unless i allow my pc to get datamined to all hell. but the femquote animator known qwaytriot is back and has made this antimatter of an account on tiktok and has began to post diddyphilic videos about agugu and just other brimmy content.
who is the best side character in Ongezellig
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwbvqgN
voting ends in 5 days
honorary realistic mymy, I drew it from memory so its just some random face my brain made up
and just what is this dude,, just how worse can it get,,
My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead...
yall look at my new reaction images im sooooo good lekokzzkedkokeokfrkrineiofzfzd
So recently I was on an airplane and I didnt have my phone or anything. All I had was 10 dollars and a notebook, not even my sketchbook. So I bought myself some pens, normal black ink pens for 5 dollars I think.
This was on the flight home. I actually sat in the wrong seat and there was some problems but I got sat at the window seat and there was this guy next to me. he was probably middle aged (later told me he was 37).
So I was just doodling (pics will be posted) Maya, coco, and just zellig shit. after 45 minutes while we were descending (short flight) he complimented my art and we talked about zellig
I told him about the show and what it was about and he said that Maya was cute and he liked her hoodie and girls like that. I made a random dude a mayaGOD lol
anyways moral of story Maya WABAG
can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks
Theoretically speaking Ongezellig is at least known by 1 billion people on Earth
I've managed to finally obtain pdfs of two lost fics, the troons lose this time
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