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I salivate a little when i see Mymy on my screen
is there a lore reason why she's so hot?
Guys... since this will be over soon. We should archive it
Archive every single page, every thread, billions must know off soyzellig, it is a important part of history, we can't miss out on these gems, billions must preserve.
This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.
You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because.... because you just have to, ok??
Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html
I hope you zaryans have been doing your due diligence by archiving everything Massa has done.
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FZfopHF67JE
is the piano music at the beginning of deel 1 supposed to be a 2 girls 1 cup reference?
always thought this was the most obvious fucking gag ever but i've been here for 2 years and i've never seen anyone mention anything like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyogQ2Pi_s
THE LOLIPEDO MYMY COSPLAYER IS BACK
https://www.tiktok.com/@apocalyseanew/photo/7614376205508152590
SEND THE 'ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
https://www.roblox.com/it/games/14989166950/Ongezellig-Rogezellig
Nu heckin 'bloxxerald made by an unbothered zaryan which rebuilds the locations seen in the deels
This is NOT done by the minnycuck
Do you think Coco dreams about her parents and unborn sibling every now and then?
https://ongezelligbooru.com/post/list/artist%3Adjpoonslayer/1
i find it funny that a lot of you posted this nigger's images on here and still probably do
9 times out of 10 you faggots are completely blind to xitter and cord niggery until it's too late
fuck agugu fuck bruhmeister993 and his friends fuck discord fuck xitter and fuck you all
no arrow because i look like this and say this
This thread is dedicated to the posting and creation of music, although mostly zellig parodies other music is allowed also.
IPADGOD COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
personally its bert/mymy loves ice the most and cleo yfke coco that are rebels that wear ice is fascist pins on their bag
ITT we discuss and post whatever related to youtube
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So yeah I just ran into this little drawing by a man who puts zellig in his video thumbnails and is probably a larping normie
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The thing I intended to say is that you had fucking lost the whole concept of the joke, wat de foek does zellig mean out of context? Huh? This shit makes no sense nigger, there's no pun or playword
worthwhile effort?
I was maintaining the Pixelplanet.fun paintings, but some co pedo seemingly wants to shit on it all and turn it to brimstone
Does the URL bar say anything in base64? Where did Massa get this snippet of code from? And what are the implications of Coco hacking the AIVD?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Intelligence_and_Security_Service
>I'm gonna go kill myself! I am Mayar O'Toole!
<Hey! Don't kill yourself!
>No!
<Don't kill yourself I said!
>No!runs off
vOh let her go, she's going to kill herself LOL
I feel like making an animated 'zellig short right now give me some ideas on what to make
Since Zelligcraft is absolutely dead I've decided to create Zeltycraft. Send your aternos account names if you want to be able to turn on the server when you want. Server is cracked so you can join on tlauncher or ultimMC
Version: 1.21.1
ip: zelligparty.aternos.me
What gun is mymy using
I heard it might be a smith carbine but I’m m not so sure
Post Cleo
18 months and 2 weeks ago Zoot said we could make NAZ threads for cartoons fellow zaryans might like on /zellig/. Three DOA ocgemerald.club launches later I don't think anychuddie did this. Here goes nothing. Weekend NAZ thread #1. For Zootie Zoot.
Zaryans I really want to be a weeb, I wanna get into anime, I wanna read manga, I wanna have a waifu. I don't want to be normal and I want to be an otaku. But there's a problem, most anime and manga sucks.
evangelion
I tried watching evangelion, the one everybody praises. Asuka and Misato are waifu material and Rei is beautiful too but the real plot's mechas and angels and apocalypse are incomprehensible. I didn't get it at all, I felt like a retard and I wait for the pretty girls to get on screen.
'toro
I started reading Nagatoro. It's okay and kind of hot but it makes me feel really lonely. People said I would like it after volume 1 cause 'toro gets nicer but I liked sadistic, teasing autism. I'm so jealous of senpai. Imagine having a gigatistic foid who obsesses over you all day, who spots you in the crowd, who loves every idiosyncratic foible, who teases you so meanly but you love it cause a woman is finally interested in... you, the real you, the weird you, the strange you, the (You) normies walk past and don't look in the eye.
Nagatoro is White btw. Her skin is brown cause she's tanned. Anyone who works in the sun and doesn't live in Scandinavia will relate, some summers you just tan like crazy. The skin she covers would be white as raw turnip flesh.
The only bad thing about nagatoro is I feel like a coomer reading it. I haven't gooned to it yet, finished volume 1 and 2. Please don't spoil it for me, Zaryans.
komi
I tried to read komi, i pirated volume 1 and got really excited, printed out the pages and everything. It was gonna be my first time reading printed manga, the real way, not on some screen. I liked the plot, komi is beautiful, agari is basically my dream gigatist girl. Komi's wish for 100 friends and her insane popularity were weird drags on the story, but they weren't that bad. What ruined it was the LITERAL CROSSDRESSER FAGGOT that shows up and says he "was a boy but is now a girl who wears skirts". And for some reason, this character isnt just a laughing stock and he matters in the story? Fuck that. I'm going to burn the pages and piss on the ashes. FUCK FAGGOTS. Damn. Wasted too much money to feel happy with that.
other shit
And do you have any anime or manga on your to-watch and to-read list? I'm thinking of reading Tamon's B-Side. And I want to watch something airing now while its fresh on /a/, maybe I Befriended the 2nd Prettiest Girl, is anything airing rn?
THREADLY REMINDERS
>This thread violates not one zarty rule
>Deleting this thread violates Zoot's memory and spits on his grave
>Jannies are not human beings
By posting in these threads, you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition
TARD WRANGLE YOUR FUCKING JANNIES, KOOS, I'VE POSTED MY NAZ THREAD ALLOWED BY ZOOT HIMSELF THE KING OF THE ZARTY FOREVER AND EVER THREE FUCKING TIMES, I PUT IN EFFORT EVERY SINGLE TIME, JUST FOR YOUR GOONS TO DELETE IT, TARD WRANGLE YOUR FUCKING GOON JANNYTRANNIES
Send any music related to 'zellig, covers or originals or ai, I also want to see older stuff
And now, the brim is near
And so I face the final reppy
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my gems, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's gemmy
I traveled each and every board
And more, much more than this
I did it the /qa/'s way
Coals, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And posted it through without exemption
I planned each charted thread
Each careful step along the catty
And more, much more than this, I did it the /qa/'s way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I baited more than I could chew
But through it all, when there were (You)s
I reppy'd "up" and quoted them out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it the /qa/'s way
I've loved, I've keked and cried
I've had my gems, my share of brimstone
And now, as threads subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a /soy/ way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it the /qa/'s way
For what is a 'teen, what has xhe got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To post the gems xhe truly feels
And not the coals of one who kneels
The record shows
I took the (You)s
And did it the /qa/'s way
Yes, it was the /qa/'s way
Idea
We make anti-Palestine Yana gems and spread them around so that this coal gets disassociated from yuritroons
how did Mymy get from her home city of Nagasaki, Japan to 's-Hertogenbosch, North Brabant (and wherever she ends up from there in North Brabant) like did she leave of day, went to the airport, bought a ticket, flown to the netherland, or did she travel across Japan, sail across water, cross Siberia, then trained to the netherlands? like how did she end up in the netherland by international adoption? it does happen but it is super rare.
So how did Mymy get from Nagasaki, Japan to 's-Hertogenbosch, North Brabant?
found an ai generated slop fanfic that people are eating up because they're too stupid to see that an AI wrote it
the constant use of single word sentences instead of commas, example being "My bass. Mine. This a mistake. I picked it up. Plugged it in. Turned on the amp. And then… nothing. I had no idea what I was doing. I tried pressing a string. Plucked it. It made a sound. A bad sound. I tried again. Still bad." no human would ever write like this. ai writes like this because it wants to leave ZERO ambiguity. (another example in the story: "So, I guess there is a different Coco. Somewhere. Hidden. Waiting.") its not even trying to hide it
https://www.wattpad.com/1620695220-maya%27s-friendship-part-1-maya%27s-friend%0D-part-1
We're so valid xisters!
Personally I far prefer OnionDweller's Ongezillig more than Studio Massas.
Hello Zaryans, I found this website called paintastreet.com
Essentially, some guys bought a street in SF, all the top 1,280 images will be painted in the alleyway. Our purpose is to gem it up
I love you Maya... you will always be my shiny little gem... I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya.....
every single frame will be used by 100 different annoying tiktokfags btw
Aangezien Soyjak.Party erom bekendstaat af en toe een Minecraft-server te hosten, waarom doen wij niet hetzelfde?
since they allow real NAS on 'ru now let's just upload everything we have
Happy Easter to all Zaryans
As usual the Dutch are the odd ones out and actually call the Easter Bunny, "Paashaas" or an Easter Hare. They also don't celebrate with a big lunch with the family but with some sort of big breakfast and they have their own little games like Eiertikken, where you try to break and crack the eggshell of your adversary without cracking yours
>t. was told how Easter was celebrated when I went there for an exchange
Hey guys I'm making an 'zellig mod for TABS mobile (SNCA game) and looking for suggestions. Im going to make every character but I don't know what weapons and abilities to give em! For example Maya and Coco only have kicks and punches at the moment.
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I'll have to DM a TABS mod to get it uploaded to the workshop BUT only if enough people care.
why did so many people see this xitter tweet like holy we're gonna get a new wave of normalfags
THE COCOPIER IS REAL!
Today I officially rename this into The Frog Pond, everything but frogs will be banned, weabs' guts will be scattered all over the floor.
Tall and frisian
Guys i dont even know what to say about this but i beleive i actually had a case of sun down sydrome or a night terror last night. I couldn't fucking sleep at all i was just lying there scared for no reason and for some reason, ongezellig kept popping into my head, im not sure what it was about it, but for some reason everytime I thought of ongezellig i would get really fucking angry. Like i lost complete control of myself and i was just having a angry feral panic attack or something. I got zero sleep. Can anyone relate
Any info what happened to the Soysphere? Wiki booru shitty all went down this is the biggest splinter so maybe somebaldi know apperently QUOTE also lurks here so answer
geg the whole soysphere is down except for WHO?!
zarty WQN
shartyNIGGERS LQST
I will worship the goddess of the netherlands and cultivate maximum foolery.
Zaryans what are you doing if you woke up next to Vera.
We should make a copy of the 'cord document but make it look the exact same and change random informations and then spread it around so the retarded faggot LARPers will eat it up and the soyboys will sneed at it, like changing to Mymy isn't a nazi to she is or "Coco's parents were killed by niggers", it would have to be written in Dutch too
Chapter 8 of 10 Dutch Days is out. Predditors are eating it up even though it fucking sucks
Who do you think the first Zaryan was? And I don't mean on da kway, I mean on the islamic slum known as /co/, while personally it was fun to believe that there were Zaryans like us all the way in 2018 and with subsequent, recorded, instances of 'zellig appearing on the kway only after a couple of years, it is more probable that these were some sort of ancestors to the average chuddy zaryan. Considering /co/ has always been one of the more prominent libtarded blue boards it is also safe to assume the conditions for the jump to /qa/ were met when /pol/ got to it just around 2020, thus prompting like-minded chuds to begin our slow dominion over this dutch cartoon
Hi zaryans, here to say thanks for helping me on my campaign against zelligzone and its pedo cabal.
The main pedofags have gone into hiding with rumors that djp acked
I had been gathering info, catfishing and getting spies in there since november so it’s nice to know they won’t come back so easily
While i’m waiting on screenies for a few extra fuckers i’m exposing it might be a while.
On a side note, continue to support Lidly through this tough time
Total Zaryan Victory, hope i’m making doxeralds with you retards again soon
Your King of SNCA - Crowley
What do you guys think of the increasing number of attackers using ongezellig imagery? For example, Gabriel Mutti, Hernán Cristobál Meneses, and Desmond Holly?
Zaryans, it's time for another 2-3 months of pvre vnfiltered avtism because Part 2 is being worked on
How do I make a tulpa of Mymy? I wanna enact total Mymy care and affection or somethong among those lines
Hi Zaryans. Lidly here, namedropping for the last time with a SNCA post (+ a Mymy drawing so that it's not NAZ). Since I will stop creating content for Ongezellig for the time being, that probably also marks the end of my involvement with this place, at least for now. It didn't feel right to leave without also formally saying goodbye to this controversial space that undeniably also played a big role in my past projects. Despite the fact that I don't see eye to eye with probably the majority of people on here and the general culture of this board, I don't regret my (indirect) involvement with it. Ignoring the ancient rape threats, marriage proposals and the fact one of my crashouts was made into a copypasta, I am grateful for the support and feedback (You) all have given me. I am grateful for the few people from here that first reached out to me on Twitter and helped me understand more about the innerworkings of this place and taught me that things aren't as black & white as they're often made out to be. I don't think (most of you, at least, those who belong here and don't LARP to make you guys look like a bunch of goonbrained pedos) are bad people, even if I do disagree with a lot of things you do. That is fine. I know you guys care about keeping the community safe from pedos and creeps and oddly enough it made me feel safe to see how much you guys hated the people that generated NSFW AI images of me and others.
>Lidly space
I had a lot of fun messing around with you guys indirectly by putting references to the Zarty in my first comic. Despite the fact that people tried to steer me away from this place, I don't regret trying to find the good in (almost) every place. It was something I had never experienced before and it will definitely remain a core memory.
>Lidly space
Thank (You) for everything, Zaryan. Take care!
I need someone to draw Coco in blackface.
Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archief
Please let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics):https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic:https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic
Can somebody tell me what the fuck has been happening with the fandom for the past couple days?
Why do people think maya is a homosexual because she made a gay joke like, i make gay jokes with my friends sometimes and its funny. I saw someone comment something along the lines of
>maya is socially akward because shes secretly attracted to her sisters
on the 'tube
???.
my apollo cheese if this is on the wrong board im new
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