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i want to snuggle and share hot chocolate with Mymy while she rests her head on my shoulder and we watch the snow fall outside
Last time this happened it was kinda interesting
Confess on this website because jannies see your post history https://zaryans.straw.page/
Yes it will be coal
Zaryans how does it feel to have our culture spread out to the far corners of the internet, virtually knowing that your action /here/ was fundamental in shaping the zeitgeist of the wider internet
For me it feels cathartic but nothing will beat posting alongside 10-20 other autists shitposting about BWC or whatever on a formerly niche soysphere, I hope that Massa even in his own denial might have considered the possibility of someone outside of the Redditlands actually loving his work, but that we shall never know
I wish stan was real so I could spend time sitting next to him in a sauna...
Good day everyone! I would like to host a special end-of-the-year event for every Zaryan, called the "Zarty Awards 2025."
>AWARDS SPACE
The Zarty Awards is a special awards ceremony to celebrate the many zems Zaryans have created in the year 2025. I would be hosting this myself with the help of a few other special guests (which will be announced later on), and I'd like to invite you all to nominate candidates you wish to vote for in every category.
>AWARDS SPACE
So far these are the categories I have in mind (final presentation order may change on the awards ceremony):
- Zem of the Year
- Best Zellig Girl
- Best Deel
- Best Thread
- Best Pinned OC
- Best Studio Massa Project
- Best YouTuber
- Best Video
- Best Song
- Best Comic
- Best Game
- Best Game Mod
- Best IRL Zem
- Best Admin
- Best Zaryan
- Favorite Pet Nigger
- Best Zarty Hatestone
- Best NAZ
- Best Agugu
>AWARDS SPACE
Please suggest any other categories you like me to add in as well.
I'll be accepting suggestions starting today until December 10, and once it's closed I'll be opening up the strawpoll later on next week.
<AWARDS SPACE
I hope you guys could join in the fun and enjoy
Onion dweller is a ‘cordfail
leaks I compiled frrrom a server known as shalomistan: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pkapioepaZrjZuyl4dNtDEhVocdJEgy77BaICcuSg8g/edit?usp=sharing
Not sure if anyone would care, yet I am still posting it rrrregardless. I will also be leaking more Zelling ‘cords in the future
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Potgieter
Haappy biiiirthdaaaay too yooouuuu
I think kwazii from octonauts and kiki would make great friends. Kiki wants to be a pirate and kwazii is actually a pirate and so is his entire family. They'd probably go on a bunch of pirate adventures together, and honestly I'd watch an entire show of just that.
I'm in love with mymy but I relate to maya the most, my brain is a margerald
Mymy is genuinely just so adorable and hecking chuddy, I literally pretend to cuddle with her every night as I go to sleep, I cry knowing she ain't real
But I also kinda like maya because I'm a lonely ass nigger with no irl friends or anything and I can't talk in public to anyone at all
So when I think more about mymy, the more I want a gf, which makes me more sad and lonely, and then makes me relate to maya, like some weird cycle
What do? Why did massa have to make the chud and the incel seperate characters, makes no sense to a lonely chud like me.
i wish one day i'd wake up cuddling her instead of my pillow... why can't she be real bros...
If ongezellig was a tv show, how it would be? In wich tv channel it would air? How many seasons would have?
Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.
Raiding and trolling /co/ is a site culture. Don't believe what nuadmin says, he's 100% nusoi.
REDDITNIGGER ADVERTISING ‘LIG ON ‘EDDIT.
RAPE. NOW.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Hoxxitron
what do you drawfags use to draw stuff on screens? I want to get gooder at drawing and I feel like drawing on screens would be a good way to improve, also cuz it would be easier to upload here.
posting in /zellig/ because it's tangentially related
i tried stroopwafels for the first time
ignore the fact it's some russhit brand, i'm actually in serbia (as indicated by the mug, which is in serbian, and merch for a popular local-tourism location)
why do i get a "Your connection is not private" warning when i try to use the zarty
What does snow feel like? Since I live where the sun turns everyone into swarths (not me though, I am a chudcel who hates going outside of zoiets), I will never see a lick of snow my life
“(ungemyndig) …hmm, ēa, (blīðe) on morgen sind þā hīersprǣc-becwedenunga; ic hæbbe sume tīecnīsce earfoðnessa, ēa, (swutelīce forsyndrod).”- Coco
unhyggelīc (maybe? if there's a better title to say it then put it, or just 'Ongezellig, in Old English/Anglo-Saxon')
Is this real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilF4HGD_eMI&list=RDilF4HGD_eMI&start_radio=1
Remake Bane plane scene but with zellig
CIA - Coco
Dr. Pavel - Vera
Bane - Mymy
How would you feel if I developed a vn about a chud romancing mymy, coco & maya?
So Zaryans,
Please sit around and hear my blogpost for awhile. You know if all of you died tomorrow, nobody will know or remember you for this SNCA dutch cartoon or tranime that you are obsessing about. Your art? Forgotten, gemmy or brimstone it is, once this site is gone, it's memoryholed forever, no one will have cared. Zoot can just kill this site one day and all you Zaryans can do is just cry at the corner, wondering how many time you have wasted obsessing over this useless dutch cartoon tranime characters that will never materialize into the real world. You tell lies every day to yourself that this characters is real but meds and binky lol. Demoralized? That's what you should feel. One year after this show is dead and you have done what? Fucking nothing I tell you. Go on, soyquote me, copypasta me and greentext me like a loser, but your end is inevitable. The best thing for you is to forget this "show" (if you want to call it that way) and move on to next autismo thing that are still alive and kicking. You can made all art, music, AI slop all you want but this is over. Once you stop focusing and obsessing over this SNCA "show", you'll be free and finally enjoy real-life like the Aryan Chad you are supposed to be, and not some zelligtranny nigger.
{Spacing for you redditGODs}
So in conclusion, touch grass, and forget all of this, buddy ;)
Even 4cuckpedos and shartyfaggots moved on, why do you even care anymore? Just shut this place down already. Foenkike was right, you all here are truly insufferable losers. GG well played. I'm Chad btw.
Oh I'm an obsessedcuck, yes I'm an obsessedcuck, also I'm a cucked trans btw
Zaryans, let's try a soyzellig gartic phone. I'll wait for zaryans, Starting in 30 minutes
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0190f502b6
zaryans please repent and get to know Christ because the kingdom of heaven is at hand. the spirit of mockery has become a stumbling block for you. He is knocking at the door waiting for you
gelukkige Sinterklaas (it's Sinterklaas eve)
recently I've been pondering about the "chans" that shut down and why, 8chan got shut down after Tarrant posted his final message on there, then shadowbanned/shut down after Crusius did the same. I have asked myself this very question in relation to this site and I wanna know the likelyhood of that happening
i wish she was real. i wish we could fall in love with each other, i wish i could take her out and have fun with her and get her gifts. i wish i could laugh with her and make her smile. i wish i could listen to her talk about her passions. i want to take care of her and make her feel loved and protected. i wish after years of making memories together we'd get married and start a family and spend the rest of our lives together
I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald >inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
Who's your favorite Ongezellig background character (characters)? By the design and etc., it doesn't matter. My favorites are Kiki, Sjef and Mats
<one year and two months on discontinued dutch goyslop animation website award
MAYAHALLER IS BACK!!!
https://x.com/mayahaller26/status/1996181137962795133/photo/1
>Being apart of the Ongezellig fandom almost 2 years after cancellation
Literal twitter
Someone has even thought about the hairstyles of Maya, Coco and Maymai and what names these hairstyles have, you can throw examples of what their hairstyles are
mymy is geeked out of her mind right now, yjke gave her a bit too much green
which Ongezellig character who commit tax evasion?
give your's reason why that character who or wouldn't or fucking debait. any ways which character would commit tax evasion.
Nigger please!
Post aryan niggas
wasn't there a thread here about a russkie/ukrop in a trench with a 'zellig patch lmao
NO FREAKING WAY, MASSA JUST POSTED AN UNUSED THEME FOR KIKI IN HIS PAYPIG ANNOUNCEMENT CHANNEL!!!
Is it true that the reason why Joyce Ter Stege stopped working with Massa was because she was being harassed? If so, was it one of us or a couple of obsessed offsitercacas?
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Don't exactly remember the details as to where I got the information from, maybe it's muh heckin mandela effect or I'm just retarded ofzo
hello guys, Studio Massa here, I just discovered this cool website, I'm currently working on deel 7, AMA.
How did (((they))) turn my chuddy Dutch nationalist Massa into a neglecting leftycuck fag?
Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.
Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245
Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ
I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
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<Heeeeeeeeey, Maya, look at the Zarty, did you notice anything?
>That the site dedicated to us turned into /clittyleakingchudpol/?
<IMPLYING?
>UHM, I-I MEAN... I mean I just really did notice... not that it's kinda bad...
Sharty added 'zellig namerolls for like 30 minutes
https://archive.md/xiYcT
Is the original version of Deel 1 available to view anywhere? Is there an MP4?
thought it'd be fun to do these i guess
GEEEEG this is literally your idol's mindset, mayakeks!
Zaryan autumn baking: zellig Kruidnoten!
Previous thread - https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/20027.html
Who has this copypasta?
https://wiki.soyjak.party/List_of_copypastas/2#Which_ongezellig_girl_is_the_most_rapeable
If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess.
Zoot is alive and uh… It's kinda disappointing tbh
https://youtube.com/post/UgkxumeTFX06cQ4KN98NgEsrpp4qIVmusBAG
threat for my photoslop brimstone
first i did is maya, enjoy
the DreadMy is finished painting, I'll get some nu pictures tomorrow cuz the lighting is pretty shit right now
Happy Thanksgiving Zaryans. I hope you have a blessed day, And I hope that the Schoppenboers would have a enjoy their day
But anyways what do you think would be the Schoppenboer sister favorite Thanksgiving food? Or any other Ongezellig character. I think Maya would like turkey.
Tell me if you'd like more Vera hagmaxxing posts
i constructed a model tank last night. it's an M-48 patton main battle tank. while constructing it i realized the commander's hatch could fit my little paper mymy inside, and i thought i'd share it here. the loader's and driver's hatch both open up.
hello all, I decided to try editing a 'ki for the first time and added some wordswordswords to the kate page (because its in my recent memory enough). I enjoy typing in my free time so id like to contribute a lot more, but im unfamiliar with 'ki editing and formatting. any feedback is appreciated. also any zaryans with knowledge of 'chiving - help with saving links and gathering sources to add would be much appreciated. also, feel free to give suggestions on what other pages to add to (include images and source links if possible).
>BRAAAP, yes zoy, I am maya from ongezellig, now kiss me beautiful saar...
<kisses her and makes out with her maya... you're beautiful...
>slouching
>shaking
>has scissor gait
>clumsy
>her bed creaks at night
guys, I think maya has parkinson's
fuck this nigger infested world and every faggot that lives in it I hope that an asteroid bigger than Apophis hits this shit rock and cause another mass extinction
What will happen if we send the three girls back in time in German controlled Netherlands
I think its important to think "what would Napoleon say about Ongezellig"
Just a heads up
Don’t bother reading these works:
Project Ongezoid: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74567966/chapters/194715286
The Downward Spiral of Maya Schoppenboer: A Two-Faced Charade: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74574771/chapters/194734826
The “endings” reveal that it was all a dream, and that none of your time or emotional investment mattered
Don’t waste your time
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