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Booob make a system that automatically rapes anyone who bumps threads from years ago
does anyone else remember when soyzellig.party was exposed as being 'cord
In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.
Rhetorically asking, if I drilled her stomach would she be able to give birth later on in life?
How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)
When she sees the TBP or something
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Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality
What is your favorite 'zellig art ever, official or unofficial? Mine has to be this beautiful gemerald
Somebody rape and kill the nigger who keeps necrobumping 2-year-old threads every fucking day.
I keep getting friend requests from steam jewkike jeet shitskin nigger scammers and today i've had enough, i will now mindbreak them with agugu, more coming soon
>ok PQTRIOTS were gonna be learning about why israel is our greatest ally
<uhh question? doesn't israel have a history of attacking us, though?
^yeah, it says here that in 1967, israel attacked the USS Libe-
>NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN OR I WILL HAVE YOU TWO EXPELLED
IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot
A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.
<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.
Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here.
Also the way he talks with henkie is similar to "Rick" with "Morty"
The video was made in 2015 so it is possible it might have been an influence
Ok Zaryans, I've read a decent amount of fanfics since I joined this GEMMY SPACE and I've decided to rank them all (the ones I felt like)
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Reunion. 5/10: It's ok, the pacing is kinda quick for what it's trying to do, and it feels the needs to explain everything instead of letting the reader interpret it.
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Death and Reborn, 7/10: I would've given this a 9, but I re-read it and realized it wasn't as good as I remembered. I do like the concept, but it also suffers from bad initial pacing and overexplaining. Also it was assisted with AI and it kinda shows in some parts, but it didn't hinder how I felt about it. Pretty decent, but it could be better
10 Dutch Days, 2/10: Really annoying dialogue. They won't shut up about the stupid game Maya played, and mentioning important things which are never brought up again. Everything feels forced, and I just don't care about any of the characters. It's a decent concept, having the personalities of Coco and Maya somewhat swapped (doe Maya still kinda has anxiety), but it's so poorly executed I can't give it any higher than a 2/10
When Days Get Brighter in Amsterdam, 4/10: Could've been decent were it not
>wordswordswords
the fanfiction. It's also written like its a screenplay and NOT a book, so that's weird. There's also a side story that I just don't care about, and the nigger who uploaded it to AO3 is a retard and its impossible to read so you have to go on PLEBBIT if you wanna actually read it.
Kinda cool concept, but once again, things feel pretty forced
Total Opposites, 0/10: Abysmal Yurifag dogshit. Cleo likes Coco and goes about getting with her in the stupidest ways possible. Everybody acts out of character and nothing makes sense. SNCA the fanfiction.
One More Shot, 7/10: Maya becomes and alcoholic.
Creator deleted it because they're a selfish little fuck or whatever. The first few chapters really fucking suck doe
Tipping Point, 6/10: Coco hits Maya cause she got mad over an insult. The family kinda collapses from there. It's not finished yet so idk how it's gonna end. Decent storytelling though it's not very descriptive, and has pretty akward dialogue at times. Also Coco acts really out of character in this, and the Eiko plotline is shoved in which completely derails the entire thing.
Project Ongezoid, -3 Thrembillion/10: One of the only Zellig Fanfics on Watpad. I would've given it a 9/10, but for SOME REASON, THE CREATOR MADE AN AMAZING AND kinda EMOTIONAL STORY, AND DECIDED TO MAKE THE ENDING "IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!" WHY??? IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AND YOU RUINED IT YOU SELFISH NIGGER
that's all from me, im writing my own fanfiction right now about Coco beating up Maya's shitskin bully (which might lead into an overarching story from there) but ive been kinda depressed (Maya reference GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG) so it might take a while
does anyone have the plebbit fanfic “a different look at life” archived, it was deleted cause the author is a selfish little fuck
zaryans a new fnf maya song has dropped, thoughts?
inb4 kane hands typed this post
ermmmm 'teens, the frogniggers and 'litapedos griefed our Garden of Eden.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CWArNEpaBic
BELGIUMSISSIES THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
Wait, do nuzelligsluttas not have a Maya pillow they can hug, kiss, smother themselves into? GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG GEGEGEGEGGGGGGGGGGG I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ZELLINGS BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MAYA ASMR WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG
i just can't... puny pathetic fakemayacels make me laugh.
Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE Some things of note: >Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
billions must wish maya a happy birthd -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
what did massa mean by this?
Why is Coco like that? I mean, all the zellig sisters are beautiful and charming, but she noticeably stands out with her authentic Dutch beauty. I'm not from the 4cuck to describe in detail the external features that are best not emphasized in women's appearance, so let's just acknowledge her superiority to the other sisters as an undeniable fact. So, haven't you noticed this striking contrast between Coco and Mymy? I mean, as a white racist, it was very speculative to notice. I suppose that in our community there has already formed a kind of fan perception of a (one-sided) rivalry between le evil Mymy and kind but unsuspecting Coco, in which the first envies the second for her Aryan origins and everything that follows from it, particularly her appearance. I've always liked this concept that fans exploited to create different content (inb4 cherry-picking the known kind of content to bait me). And I just wanted to ask, what do you think about this? Have you also had the feeling of some symbolic (racial) contrary between Mymy and Coco as characters (both in appearance and in their personalities)?
>xitter art cuz I had nothing else to upload as a picrel
ITT: we make zeltycucks and soyquote hilarious things from their shithole
ZARTY IS OFFICIALLY 2 YEARS OLD
WE HAVE OUTLIVED JARTY AND SHEMMY
>coco maya and mymy are so gemmy
<tsmt
^KYS MAYAFAILS YOU MADE OUR CLITTIES LEAK
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I've wanted for about a year now to draw myself next to the zellig girls just to compare heights but never did because I didn't wanna look like a weirdo self-inserting waifufag loser
<wtf ew
If I ever did draw that I'd probably never post it anywhere because I usually don't want people to know what I look like so they don't think of me differently
Happy birthday Zaryans
Just two years ago we were trying to decide whether Froot would be the end of the soysphere (he was) or not, and still bumping on da kway
here is a link to every ongezellig YTPMV and sparta remix i can find
SPARTA REMIXES
https://youtu.be/Lo8UcUsGhIY (part 9)
https://youtu.be/ICbkC6-KSLU
https://youtu.be/AmVyrS-uJeg
https://youtu.be/xogLGAH-U5c
YTPMVS
https://youtu.be/XJgmXyHCT2w
https://youtu.be/gAyluJ_4XdM
https://youtu.be/wsmVsjSrYE8
SUBCATEGORY
• Uses Ongezellig music
https://youtu.be/XxPX8IP5K40
new dogshit aislop
https://huggingface.co/spaces/Wan-AI/Wan2.2-Animate
it cant do full bodies or something
you WILL vote 'zellig for the sharty best nas award
https://soyjak.st/soya/thread/1522.html
ITT: we color colorless zelligs
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear maya happy birthday to you
I was browsing soundcloud cause im a selfish little fuck and don't want to give the jewish spotify overlord my precious shekels and decided to type ongezellig into the search bar and found this zarty saving GEM. It uses ai voices but has completely unique lyrics, show the artist some love NQQQQWW
New AI voice sloppinator just dropped
https://github.com/resemble-ai/chatterbox
https://huggingface.co/spaces/ResembleAI/Chatterbox
You might need a HF account thoughie.
>Guess I got what I deserved
>Kept you waiting there too long, my 'lig
>All that time without a site
>Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget or I'd regret
>The special 'party I have for you,
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>My Gemmy 'lig
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>All the 'log became so orange
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>Did you really think your gems were safe?
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>'Zarty, when I sold you off
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>Thought you'd realize that I would know
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>I would show
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>The special 'party I have for you,
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>My Gemmy 'lig
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>What can I do? What can I post?
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>Except I want you posting NAZ
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>How can I show you, I'm not from Massacord
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>Don't you know the times I've denied?
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>Guess that's all I have to post,
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>Sorry, the FDL just sent agents after me.
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>Just one thing before I go:
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>Take good care, Zaryans, let me know, let it 'lig
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>The special board you have from me, My Zarty, dear.
I HEARD WORD WE ARE BEING DDOSED BY BELGIANS. IS THIS TRUE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR FAVOURITE AUTIST
YOU VILL DEFEND THE NEW SHARTY BOARD AGAINST LEAKY NUSOIS https://soyjak.st/zarty/index.html
Is the West rising Zaryans? Is the average chud going to see in its lifetime an unzogged first world?
It’s over
Today is Kuz larp day and zellig threads have minimal chance to be deleted so go and make it orange
here are some old pics from the 2023 soyjak.party pixelplanet event, should we make something again with the current one? Leave your contributions here and we could maybe organize to make some nice art
The FTC is asking (YOU) for your opinion on trooning kids out (AmeriGOD submissions only), you VVILL tell xem why pumping kids full of chemicals and cutting their dicks and uteruses off is beyond satanic and every doctor that did this should be lynched.
https://www.regulations.gov/commenton/FTC-2025-0264-0001
TTD TTD TTD
<offtopic question, zellig related image.
>heh yea this cocofrog thread will own da mayafags
<0 replies other than rot 'jakking himself off
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO OWN DA MAYAF-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Buurman en buurman WABAG
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