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uh tf is up with the Kate's page on the wiki? =ZOOOOOOT THE FALSEFLAGGER JEET WAS KATE ALL ALONG=
>Touch my first stroopwafel, i saw madness
>I see it, i want it, i got to have it
>damn, there are a lot of pedophiles on this site and many of them don't admit that they are pedophiles
feed mymy stroopwafel until she puke then feed her more stroopwafel and then throw stroop wafel at her and then bury her in more stroopwafel
THE CIA IS HIDING THE DEELZ THREMBO, EVEN THE JANNIES DELETE INFO ABOUT IT HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE PAID BY GLOWIES
Implying that Koos is slavic and Adam is central asian such as mongolian/kazakh, would they get into a fight?
I don't think it's correct to portray them having the same height
Here are their actual heights
Coco - 180 cm/5'9
Maya - 170 cm/5,6
Mymy - 162 cm/5'3
There a lot of factors to that, such as dutch consuming a lot of dairy + Due to Coco being from SA she is definetely tanned and tanning makes bones stronger
I've noticed that offsiters, whether it be sharty, 'cord or xitter, seem to often refer to zarty as a "dead site" or something along the lines of "almost dead, on the brink of death, no one uses it" even though the activity on zarty is the same as it's always been. what causes them to think like this?
Character preference of zarty users has really changed since last year
54% Prefer Maya
26% Prefer Mymy
13% Prefer Coco
7% Prefer other characters
<spiteposting
<out blacklunged
<DFC
<mymyabuse
<Okay, you know what;
<begging for water
<niggerwiggle
<zoyim
</barbant/
<rangereplace
<pet nigger
<reelcaca
The title says it all.
It seems to me that Tutu misunderstood Massak's words about Maya's father Ravi. He is not a Hindu. He is half a native Indian from Suriname, which is still controlled by the Netherlands and everyone there speaks Dutch.
Oh my fucking fauci, it's diamond...
https://x.com/peapeasnpeas/status/1739402460148490504?s=46
How did Mymy get to Netherlands? I can't fucking understand im retarded 88 iq negro
Holy shit, it's Maya Day, holy shit, holy fuck, oh my God!!!
did anyone translate this before?
I was looking through friendshipjaks on the Sharty's 'ru and I found 3 'ligs on one page. Is the Sharty healing?
Just found about this thing
Did Massa simply have a copyright issue for reusing a design and kept the reason secret?
>GIVE ME YOUR VAGI-NA-NA!
<WHAT THE ZELLIG I JUST WANTED TO BUY THIGH HIGH SOCKS THAT WERE CLEARLY MADE FOR WOMEN! NOT PERVERTED OLD MEN
>How DARE YOU you sick transphobic terf! SECURITY SECURITY THERE IS A TRANSPHOBE HARMING ME AAHHHHHHH
This is so retro you can feel the pixels , these pixel really make you feel like you are pixeling the pixel of my pixel and -
I see quite a few talented people here, we need to create more content in the likeness of /v/ do you have something like that?
>ripping mymy's nipples off just because shes japanese and you're mongolian so that you avenge the mongolians who died in the japanese-caused-storm centuries ago
Mymy's eyes shot wide open, her mouth falling agape as she heard the dreaded word "België". She recoiled slightly, her nose wrinkling up in disgust.
"...BELGIË?" She spat out the word like it was poison on her tongue, her voice dripping with disdain and revulsion.
She leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms over her small chest as she eyed the Belgian student up and down with a critical gaze, her blue contacts glinting with a mixture of anger and contempt.
"Well... isn't that just fucking perfect," she muttered under her breath, before plastering a fake, forced smile on her face.
"And here I thought we were finally rid of the Belgian scum infesting our schools. Guess I was wrong," she said with a bitter laugh, shaking her head.
She turned away from the Belgian with a huff, her ginger bob swishing behind her as she faced the front of the class, her shoulders hunched in a clear sign of her displeasure at having to sit next to a Belgian.
Throughout the rest of the lesson, Mymy made no effort to hide her disdain for the Belgian, occasionally shooting them dirty looks or muttering under her breath about 'fucking Belgians'. It was clear that being seated next to a Belgian student from her hated neighboring country was the last thing the patriotic Dutch nationalist wanted.
Will move posting that xitter pencil 'mic from xitteralds thread to this one, as it seems its pretty stable project unlike other ones that get dropped after 2 pages.
REMEMBER SOYTEENS!!!!!
Ongezellig is a Jewish psyop to control Aryan minds in depression, making a high quality show and never releasing more episodes for Aryans to get depressed so they never make the Aryan revolution of 2030, WAKE UP!
My jeet father beat the living FUCK out of me part 2.
<reddit space
This is a continuation of my thrilling ass whooping through the hands of my father few months after he discovered the contents of soyzellig on my computer. I made a thread about that too.
<reddit space
I was busy scrolling through zarty as usual even though my dad forbade me to scroll on here. I'll cut to the chase. He absolutely demolished and twisted my nips after finding out I was browsing on here again. He stripped me naked like a kike in a concentration camp and I had to scramble to quickly hide my Maya goon collection printouts in my ass so my dad doesn't finds it. He still beat me with a leather belt and shoes mutilating and disfiguring parts of my body. Im mindbroken. I think I clenched my butt too hard which made me swallow those maya goon pics up my hole. Well atleast that is safe. I have been abused and destroyed absolutely crumbling my thoughts on my sexuality and now I identify as non-binary. Maya will cuddle with me irl and give me affirmations for my speedy recovery.
I posted the pastas. How will soyboys respond? Watch while you can, zaryans
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1k8hstv/what_is_this_i_decided_to_go_on_an_ongezellig/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
How would maya feel if she was shot by a obese dravidian pajeet troon from belgium
my exams are fucking over and coal content will resume NIGGERS...(i need ideas). Jeet this side btw.
From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):
>Hi Sam,
>Maybe this attempt at drawing reminds you of something. At least, that was my intention. I can still remember the very first drawing you ever made for my birthday, and now that there is a definitive end to Unsociable, it feels like the circle is coming full circle.
to portray Maya when things don't work out according to a script written by you with passion as a driving force, Who else can make me empathize with a character like this,
>b-thanks…
>that I have to shed a tear at the end of every viewing session?
>I have recently reflected a lot on the role that my participation in Ongezellig has played in my development over the past 6 (!) years. This way I was able to transform a clumsy leisure activity into a Skill that I can perform with confidence. I also met several people who are dear to me to this day, and I have an overwhelming number of positive memories of portraying an introverted Brabant girl who prefers to be left alone. I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
>So the ending of Unsociable is unfortunate, but there are no regrets. Actually, it's not a shame at all. In short, I don't like it at all
>It's not hyperbole when I say you changed my life.
>From compliments on my acting that have stuck with me to this day, to offering a level of understanding of my circumstances that not many others ever experience, I appreciate the warm welcome you have given me from the start offered, and I always feel at home with the calm, humorous and pleasant (ha ha) atmosphere that you manage to create when we finally manage to see each other.
>In the coming years, I can finally label you as just a good friend, instead of "technically my employer". In the coming years, you can finally focus on finding a satisfying balance between creating passion-driven YouTube. videos and a job that can be demanding here and there. As far as I'm concerned, that's a better ending than 16-year-old me could ever have imagined.
>I wish you a peaceful recovery, Robin
Mainly this part that peaked my interest:
>I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
First time any of the VAs ever acknowledged the existence of AI use for their voices afaik. She probably commented on it in der 'cord in the past, but we pretty much know now she's rather indifferent to these things.
it's literally impossible to enter the sharty with tor or a vpn right now. you can't even lurk it doesn't even let you in the site. how did it get this bad?
RAPE RAPE RAPE AND KILL THE NIGGA WHO MADE THIS
>>le reddit space
WAR WAR WAR! IMMEDIATE YURINIGGER EXTERMINATION!
so here is an image, i put flags of their ethnicities
Kike - french, Mymy - japsterdamese, Yfke - frisian, Coco - boer, Wiel - italian, Cleo - afro-curacaoan, Ilse - polish kike, Maya - you already how much of a mutt she is
Source: zelligwiki if that matters
YOU WILL EXPAND THE IMAGE
>one batch of nazi cookies, white supremacist flavour please
<what Nazi cookies >oh the zarties of course
>Alright nigga be honest with me now tell me the truth my nigga
>Have you ever been fucked this good?
<NO KING
>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FUCKED THIS GOOD
<NO KING
>ARE YOU SERIOUS MY NIGGA?
<
What happened to Noga though? Would be very sad if he got thrown away or died
>I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA
>Are you guys mongoloids or something?
Maya: 25% Chinese 25% Indonesian
Mymy: 90%+ Japanese
>you will never slapfight people over autistic nas vs zellig on /qa/ with absolutely 0 jannies on board and constant bump wars
How would Maya's suicide affect the Schoppenboer family and other environments in her life?
>choclate thing thinf cocoao powder of the sugar sugara choclate bar cococao
These boots were made for walking
And thats what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my Twitter space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the people on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.
I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.
why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so... relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for me, she was the one for me and i was the one for her. something about her is just, idk how to explain, and as i kept thinking and thinking i realized JUST how similar we are, there are probably only few real differences between the two of us, that probably act as yin and yang to each other as well, we were meant to be together, it was destined. love you all niggas may you as well find that one for yourselves.
Mayagods am i the only one like this?
4/20 has passed but whatever, i require someone to make a drawing where Cleo buys weed from Yfke
why has no one ever tried to create a sharty /qa/ splinter? im guessing it's becuase sharty /qa/ in it's heyday was just a few users and we're all split between multiple splinters now
fuck foenkie and all the discordniggers massadoniecucks that lurk the zarty 24/7 to look out for their 'cord friends and """protect""" them, you fucking APPEAR """""coincidentally""""" whenever anything happens. i guess i know where the occasional coalposting comes from now
If maya ever gives birth the child will be an absolute mutt shitskin and would look something like that
why couldn't massa or whoever composed the music have made this song louder?
>Heilige shit, wat is dat nou weer? Zien Amerikanen er echt zo slecht uit?
<kill yourself obsessed dyke
