/zellig/ - Ongezellig

Zaryan No.77438 R: 25 / V: 37

Poor Maya, she can't get on 4chan anymore. Don't worry about Mymy, she moved away from /pol/ a long time ago.

Zaryan No.77481 R: 9 / V: 38

What would he look like without glasses?

Zaryan No.77391 R: 3 / V: 31

Is he right?

Zaryan No.32153 R: 169 / V: 77

'assa has been fully 'ox by the 'farms
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249

Zaryan No.28256 R: 47 / V: 37

Xhey pulled the plug

Zaryan No.77151 R: 15 / V: 33 Well guess what niggers, soytroons nuked the 4chan so I'm using this shithole to showcase my zellig porn

looking for a zem Zaryan No.77051 R: 7 / V: 35

Maya about to use Mymy's nerf gun to commit suicide, Mymy shouting where is my nerf gun or something, you don't see Mymy but you see her angry face in the speech bubble pointing out of frame, i really thought i saved it and with the zooru down forever i can't go back and save it, please help if you have it

Zaryan No.76646 R: 31 / V: 39

what would coco say about these clips?

Another message from Leakage Zaryan No.76785 R: 19 / V: 34

Hello, I go by the name “Leakage” (at least here) for privacy reasons. The last time I posted about us (the team) working on a secret production/continuation of Ongezellig I was ridiculed, but in their defense I have not provided any evidence of that production. Just to recap, the whole Update 130 was a hoax, the reason Sam did it is unknown to us. (Foenkie probably knows, but being the way he is we don’t bother asking him) Ongezellig got picked up by a major studio and Sam still hates the internationals. All that aside I FINALLY have some sort of proof (the name of the studio was vague for reasons I don’t want to get into right now). For those desperate to know when something is going to happen, look around late 2025 - early 2026. If any of you have any questions, go ahead and ask. Stay strong and God bless.

P.S. If my English looks really choppy, it's because I used Google Translate. If anyone has a better translator, please let me know.

Zaryan No.76666 R: 6 / V: 39

opinions on mexiaryans?

Anti - Zaryan No.76571 R: 45 / V: 35

I feel like this needs to be a thread feel free to sage it if if ur leaking and need a higher dosage of cope

Talkie fan here:

Zelig sucks because of many things, or algo:

It has a shitty story and basic characters.
A 4cuck, pedophilic MLPFag made this; literally, the art style is heavily inspired by MLP.
All the characters are boring; the only goodish character is Mymy, for her hate of her own race, but that's it.
It's super clear that the Dutch 4cuck who loves MLP and anime made the characters based on his fetishes.
The show became big with the 4cucks/pedosoyakers because it was made by a pedo4cuck; every thread here proves my point.
The show didn't get picked up for a reason (it was shit).
Massa hates you and this show, as he matured and moved on from his pedophilic, edgy ways and immediately ended his 10-year journey after mild success with an Iceberg series.
Eight seconds on zeligxitter is brim goonerslop.
Maya (kid) is literally seen masturbating to tentacle hentai at the start of the show.
Maya literally got horny during her sister's racist larp.
Maya/Mymy is based on his racism and lonergoonerchud life, with a mix of yellow fever and "coco" being his type of women.
Obsession over a show about three school children is always going to be 70-90% pedophilic in this day and age.
You like the character because you either heavily relate or heavily "goon" to them, or both.

14i ran out of idea cuz im not profeshinal critick but add more for me etc etc etc

Your show is shit; your entire fanbase consists of three kinds of people: the ones who "goon" to the three kids and lie about it, or the ones that proudly do it, and 0.001% that don't because they haven't reached puberty or can't because they are post-op trans.

Feel free to debunk my points with cope and seeth, and banning me only proves my point of how sensitive you gooners are when someone calls your fetishs out.

SoyQuote me if you agree.

Zaryan No.76703 R: 15 / V: 35

>OH MY SINTERKLASS I JUST LOVE COMMITTING UNSPEAKABLE ACTS TO MY CAPTAIN KOEK BODY PILLOW EVERY NIGHT

Zaryan No.76468 R: 18 / V: 34

new toss

Zaryan No.76653 R: 4 / V: 33

zelligs i did on spray paint

Zaryan No.76158 R: 31 / V: 37

Maya wears a hoodie to hide the cuts on her wrists.

Zaryan No.76400 R: 8 / V: 33

bisisibi bib site

Zaryan No.76271 R: 16 / V: 38

I drew Mymy with a Chudjak necklace

Zaryan No.75909 R: 28 / V: 37

Do you think they put down the family cat because of Coco?

Zaryan No.75915 R: 106 / V: 52

Zaryans, do you ever dream about killing women? which one of the zellig sisters do you think would the the most fun to murder? beating Maya to death would be thrilling, just punch her until you bash her skull in. she's like a walking punching bag. but my favorite is Mymy. there are so many things you can do to her. i want to rip her tongue out and wrap my hands tightly around her neck to listen to her gurgles. just yank a handful of her hair right off her scalp and sniff it

Zaryan No.76039 R: 23 / V: 37

What movie do you think they watched?

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Zaryan No.32496 R: 25 / V: 37

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Zaryan No.76325 R: 12 / V: 38

I-is that... A MALE ZWART!?!?!?

OH NEEEEE!!!!!

Zaryan No.76014 R: 7 / V: 39

There were already warning signs, and her parents never worried. Anime destroys lives.

Zaryan No.8684 R: 17 / V: 39

Does anyone know if Massa was the one who drew the flashback art? They're the best part of all the deels, in my opinion.

Zaryan No.75528 R: 36 / V: 39

Hello lads. Have a good day and remember Jesus loves you. Godbless zelligbros!

Zaryan No.75995 R: 8 / V: 33

What was Zoey even reading?

Zaryan No.74834 R: 17 / V: 42

>soyzelling.party
>go to the /zelling/ board, expecting zelling discussion
>no zelling
>'p in almost every thread
>check the overboard
>nothing but 'p for 40 pages
why the fuck is it like this? i expected zelling but this whole site is just pedos spamming cp
i'm ban evading btw

Zaryan No.75999 R: 12 / V: 35

>no achievements since age 6

Zaryan No.76070 R: 3 / V: 31

>Hey Mymy, can you fuck off for two and a half hours, there's a goonsesh starting in #tentancles_general and I don't want to miss any good moments

Zaryan No.72967 R: 6 / V: 37

does anyone have this outside shot without all the characters? i know something like it exists as i used to have it in my 'zellig folder. might've been from a massadonie export iirc

Zaryan No.75961 R: 12 / V: 35

what would maya do i gave her godlike power?
would and should she abuse it?
would she take revenge on her sisters for making her so ongezellig?
would she do something else...?

Zaryan No.16914 R: 46 / V: 39

I am deeply in love with a Zaryan who uses this site. I'm not telling who but just know that I follow your every step because I'm so obsessed with you...

'zellig WON Zaryan No.43096 R: 32 / V: 38

Oh. My. Fauci. Sooo guys..... heh...... well, I decided to finally watch 'zellig. Yup! Andddd it LITERALLY changed my freaking life. Like OMF. I literally relate to Maya so freaking hard. I think I'm in love with her. I might just have to force this foid I'm talking to to self insert as maya. Except as maya she'll be the dominant one like mymy and cuddle me like a good boy instead. Andddd yeaaaa. This kinda changed my life. I already changed my 'cord profile picture to maya, so beware chuds. I seriously thought that I'd self insert as mymy because im such a freaking chud, but no... instead... heh...... im literally the unsociable porn addict like maya........... fauci she makes me feel so cute..... i might just start taking 'strogen to be more feminine.. oh my fauci guys. i just can't stress it enough. 'zellig saved my life. i thought i was too chudded to care. but im not. i care. i care about ongezellig and im gonna beg the creator to make a new one. 'zellig saved my life.

'zellig WON.

Zaryan No.75959 R: 11 / V: 35

Could she spare her sisters' lives during the shooting or wouldn't she care at all?

Zaryan No.75618 R: 5 / V: 32

im racist

Zaryan No.75918 R: 7 / V: 36

Lately, the good weather has reminded me of April-May of 2024, which was about the time when I watched Ongezellig and got to the Zarty.

This cartoon has been one of the last beautiful pieces of media I ever had the chance of engaging with, and the Zarty has contributed to my enjoyment and interpretation of it by providing a wealth of information about the show, its characters, the background, others' interpretation, an outlet for my own emotions and artistic aspirations and the atmosphere surrounding this little dutch animation.

Thank you Zaryans for enabling it. Thank you Zoot for having the site up.

Zaryan No.75041 R: 21 / V: 37

Yfke wanted to be Maya's friend but Maya, being the SLF she is, was too busy being jelous at Coco o algo

Zaryan No.75521 R: 47 / V: 37

If Mymy can hear her from that distance, imagine what Coco has to go through every night.

nude edit when Zaryan No.13368 R: 25 / V: 36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE

the soyzellig iceberg Zaryan No.59337 R: 166 / V: 66

submit ideas for soyzellig iceberg in this thread

Zaryan No.74620 R: 24 / V: 40

There is nothing more hilarious than 'zellig fan's collective cognitive dissonance to pretend they don't jack off to the characters
Be real lil bro, and resolve to jerk it less.

Zaryan No.64289 R: 32 / V: 40

>abfgiheudrfhorthprthfoginbnjm

Zaryan No.75375 R: 15 / V: 37

>toilets in amsterdam look like this
dutch east india company

Zaryan No.74045 R: 10 / V: 41

HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED IT'S HERE

Subject? that's funny silly even Zaryan No.74969 R: 86 / V: 44

ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda not

Hello my fellow zaryans

kinda weird to say that... not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like... well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will

this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do

Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there

I always fuck it up no matter what Zaryan No.74772 R: 23 / V: 38

Hoi zaryans, I just wanted to vent about my current status, currently failing my uni classes and just had a clash with my little brother (last time it happened I went to court but even he agreed it was bullshit so we settled).

My dad won't give me one penny or one piece of advice, or even a hug, I see him like one time every two months and it's always depressing, I just stare at the wall for hours after interacting with him.

Where do I go from here, I don't think I have goals, I live to follow God and not be a burden to the rest but I even fail at that, genuinely don't see myself in the future.

zellig desktop dancer Zaryan No.67150 R: 43 / V: 65

i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.

would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.

current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.

Zaryan No.75119 R: 16 / V: 36

>I wonder what she's reading

Zaryan No.75013 R: 22 / V: 35

Maya has a Pinkerton phone background, what do we think her favorite song from the album would be?

Zaryan No.69283 R: 76 / V: 54

Nucocosplayercacas, why can't we find an actual yellow sweater geeeeeg

Zaryan No.75109 R: 3 / V: 34

old but gold pebblethrow

Zaryan No.75084 R: 4 / V: 37

MymyGODs on life support, ho-ho!

Zaryan No.74861 R: 25 / V: 39

Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off... In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.

KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something

also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all

Zaryan No.74639 R: 41 / V: 38

if you had to go for one of the boys from the class, which one would you pick?

Zaryan No.74368 R: 11 / V: 36

>decide to come back from the sharty on aprils fools
>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf

Zaryan No.69452 R: 3 / V: 29

...

Zaryan No.74379 R: 3 / V: 34

Why did you post porn on sharty? It was april fools joke right?

Zaryan No.74253 R: 18 / V: 39

https://ib.kolyma.org/soy/thread/8199.html
THE SHARTY IS DOING A REHARSAL OF KUZ'S 'PARTY, BUT THERE'S PEDONIGGERS POSTING 'ZELLIG PORN (POSSIBLY THE /CO/PEDO)
SPAM IT, SAGE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOOOW

Zaryan No.74004 R: 28 / V: 41

zelligfanx here

i made a small joke game for april fools day
it's mymy abuse simulator but without real mymy or real abuse
(you just hit dolls with different weapons)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1144713160/
https://turbowarp.org/1144713160/
you WILL play it
you WILL tell everyone about it
you WILL heart and star if you have a scratch account to promote it
<and i WILL tell you how the music sucks again >yes

by the way i will now post zeggle updates on ocgemerald.club as well, check it out
this game will not get updates as it's just a small break i took from working on zeggle while still making oc for you guys

Zaryan No.74121 R: 3 / V: 33 New glistening 'udgunner

Zaryan No.74051 R: 8 / V: 36

You guys should probably make an archive of the site soon don't ask me why though

Zaryan No.73374 R: 19 / V: 36

Can we mass report this fag? He posts 'zellig loli porn on twitter! IGNORE THIS POST = PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/Dopamine_high4?t=DtAI9X5mwLqHmoH2vtGEkQ&s=09

Zaryan No.17154 R: 21 / V: 36

edited the girls official portraits

Zaryan No.6937 R: 13 / V: 49

the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model

How does it feel zelligcucks? Zaryan No.73268 R: 50 / V: 34

That shitty daytime soap operas have tens of thousands of episodes and have been going for 60+ years while shitzellig flopped after 1 (one) episode?

Zaryan No.73422 R: 12 / V: 38

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10459616.html#q10459616
THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE
THERE'S CURRENTLY A ROGUE MOD ON THE ZARTY

Zaryan No.73463 R: 11 / V: 37

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Zaryan No.73157 R: 7 / V: 36

hello untermensch, mymy here.
i have a question, why are you all wallowing and grovelling in your own fecal matter, (figuratively speaking of course.) when you could be furthering the domination and influence of the empire of the DUTCH QUEEN HERSELF? (which is me.)
you all better have very good explanations as to why you've been wasting your collective time, or you're going straight to the selfish little fuck concentration camp.
oh and another thing, you ALL better learn dutch, i refuse to keep speaking to my subjects in this ridiculous language known as english.

Zaryan No.7104 R: 29 / V: 39

Mymybros...

Zaryan No.73341 R: 17 / V: 38

i hate that my sister tries to include me in everything, but somehow despite desperately desiring to be isolated from everyone, i would feel even more dejected if she left me alone, like i supposedly desire.
it's so infuriating being completely incapable of creating any bonds with anyone, anywhere, and then pitied by someone who has literally everything i want and NEED...
i just wanna scream at her sometimes.

Zaryan No.36377 R: 12 / V: 34

>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
>Refresh like a maniac expecting an immediate response
>Didn't get any, change boards
>Go to /qa/
>It's all shemmy immigrants, posting about their autistic obsessions
>Site crashes
>Reload
>Check /raid/, read the first thread
>"We should dox this literal who tranny because xhe didn't send me photos of his massive FUTA just for being an incel loser. I also browse r/zellig"
>Nothingburger, I move on
>Mymy racebait flashes across the screen for 1 second after opening up /v/
>There's a hub for different games now
>Choose the schoolocaust one
>My home phone suddenly rings as soon as I click on that
>"You have to pay a fee to play this experience."
>Alright
>Play and manage to get a 2:53, not good not bad
>In the meantime I check /zellig/ again, and see that some janny decided to leak my entire post history and use a redtext edit on my own post
>It reads "OH I AM A NORMALCUCK YES I AM A NORMALCUCK"
>Whatever
>Post a shitty 'jak+'zellig video I've made a couple of days ago
>"Only .webm files are supported"
>Waste 3 hours converting it
>Finally post it
>Get 1 reply
>"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PEDO!!!" - PINGAS MAN!
>Report it
>Nice.reddit.jpg
>In the meantime someone makes a post about R_Terra
>I reply expressing my distaste for that guy
>Get banned permanently
>"You've been a little too real for our trans kween."
>There's 'p attached to the image ban pic
>"Greet the feds for me"
>My computer starts to overheat, probably because of the dataminers Zuz put on the website
>Blue screen of death
>Ok
>Use my phone, decide to open (((Youtube))) in search of new zems
>Find something that isn't an Ongezellig AI Cover
>It's a poorly edited sonnenrad on a still image of Mymy
>I reply "zem"
>App immediately freezes
>Redirects me to my browser and forces me to take a "Good Goy test" due to the last comment I've made
>My IP is also flashing brightly on top of the screen, with a timer counting down from 3 minutes
>"Pierre comments on the fact that there are too many black people in the neighbourhood. Has he infringed on our Terms of Service?"
>Choose "Yes"
>Get rewarded with 13 Youtube Social credits and my name 3 positions higher on the Community Social Acceptance Index
>Tired of Youtube, decide to check Twitter instead
>Search for "Ongezellig"
>Project ROY has been outed for posting 'p again, but they swear the comic is getting done before September 2026
>The rest is just coaly OC
>Reply to a random post saying "Brimstone"
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's Zoot himself
>He speaks in a very accented English
>He's demanding me to become part of his own animator team to continue Zigle Zogle
>"But didn't you cancel it?"
>He says it's just a money laundering scheme to actually get Massa to pick up Ongezellig again
>I try to remind him that Massa died of cancer around September 2024
>Doesn't listen, he takes me by force
>I am never heard of again

Zaryan No.71405

R: 278 / V: 78

OHNONONONONONONONO MAYASHITS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Minecraft Server for the Soysphere Zaryan No.63089 R: 17 / V: 38

+=DE 'ZARTY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY INVITED TO McSoy=+
<
+=IP:MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE=+
+=DYNMAP: http://185.155.220.111:8123=+==
(Requires login through "/dynmap webregister")
>Version 1.12.2
>No mods
>it's vanilla, plugins, towny.
>You can wage wars against each other on a world map.
>plugins, guns etc..
>cracked
+=——————————————————————=+
MINECRAFT SERVER, MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
>Is it owned by mist?
no
>Do you need mods?
no
/RTP to get out of spawn
+=——————————————————————=+
+=MANY OTHER SOYSPHERE SPLINTERS HAVE BEEN INVITED, THIS INCLUDES THE SWINNY, NUTTY, SIDTY, AND SOME OTHERS OFZOIETS.=+==

Zaryan No.73027 R: 4 / V: 34

<<I think. I miss, Kate?.

"Agugu" music video found Zaryan No.72923 R: 8 / V: 35

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04sX7m1BKxY&pp=ygUFYWd1Z3U%3D

Zaryan No.72687 R: 23 / V: 37

Kiss the boer, the farmer

Zaryan No.21229 R: 14 / V: 32

I colored this in! WIP

Zaryan No.72119 R: 38 / V: 38

history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.

today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"... can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?

that's all that happened today... now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.

almost december... christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.

i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.

today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized

but then

"oh and she was hitting on the boy she was hiding with"

even anne frank had more experience than me... if they start persecuting eurasians, i might still have a chance

furthermore, i didn't worry about drawing with the others because they didn't even ask me to participate. actually i should be happy about that, but i'm not

to distract myself i started thinking about having sex while hiding and now i feel even worse. and then i noticed that it's already december and now i just want to hibernate

Zaryan No.72482 R: 22 / V: 37

how much zelle could a zellig sell if a zellig could sell zelle

Zaryan No.72631 R: 2 / V: 35

The Belgian culture is centered around the Dutch. They have holidays for dutch people. They killed hundreds of thousands of congolese niggers to trade with the Dutch. They listen to dutch music. They make their people run for the dutch presidency. They dress and act like the Dutch. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from the Dutch. They post sassy gifs about the Dutch. They watch racing tournaments in worship of the Dutch. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of dutch people driving in a race. They use dutch slang like "Chic" and "Lap". When you say "William of Orange" they're not thinking of the king of England. They're thinking of the dutch revolutioner. Their cities are completely overrun with dutch people. They worship their own police force disproportionately filled with dutch people and their continental police force of soldiers filled with dutch people. Their men sit around watching dutch racing while their women sit around watching dutch talk shows. They worship dutch people like Max Verstappen and Mathieu van der Poel and Johan Cruyff and the late André Hazes while attacking the Flemish people who actually built their country before the Dutch took over. Their movies are filled with dutch people and their music charts are topped by dutch people. They send the Dutch to the Olympics and celebrate when the Dutch win because those dutch people are true red blooded belgian dutchies. They watch dutch porn to a point where "peeskamer" does not make them think of the joke but about dutch brothels instead. They will tell you how much they hate the Dutch and how the Belgian's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love the Dutch but the evidence speaks for itself in that Belgium has always been and will be a nation of dutch loving dutchies.

Zaryan No.72231 R: 18 / V: 35

im going on ADHD medication soon, probally aderrall or vyvanse but it's going to take like 5 billion years to actually get my hands on those meds. i don't even have ADHD it's just that the more retarded side of my autism finds it excrutiating to do anything that im not interested about.

Art/edit request bread Zaryan No.61568 R: 53 / V: 43

I'm at the lowest of low in terms of mental health (snca) so I thought I'd make this thread for requests to get a purpose, i may or may not do them depending if its funny, i can also do edits

Zaryan No.72229 R: 3 / V: 33

Main stream Zellig fans are so funny. One of the most divided fan basses

Zaryan No.30667 R: 9 / V: 34

My headcanon on how could Mymy's parents (and sis) look like (based on 2 promo arts by Massa btw)

Request Roulette Zaryan No.70361 R: 122 / V: 64

Zaryans, this is an experimental drawthread. This concept usually works with post numbers, but in a slow board like zarty, I think we can make it work with Unix timestamps instead.
So, the concept is request roulette. I have to draw the ongezellig art request of whoever gets repeating numbers at the end of their Unix timestamp (the randomly generated number that shows up when you post an image, like 1725201624517.jpg)
So make an ongezellig art request, and along with it post an image for the roll, preferably a tiny image like this star (tiny image so the page doesn't get cluttered) and if the image's Unix number ends with repeating numbers, I must draw the request.
Rules:

The request must be about ongezellig in some way
You can re-roll for a request by replying to it with an image again
Post only one image per post, if you cheat by posting multiple images and one of them gets repeating numbers that doesn't count.
Don't request nudity of underage characters, if it's some other type of risky content I may still draw it and send it through catbox (depending on how bad it is, I may deny)