/zellig/ - Ongezellig

Awareness post Zaryan No.30875 R: 124 / V: 73

Learn to spot them

Zaryan No.51556 R: 16 / V: 39

Mayaxisters... wtf is this?

Zaryan No.51819 R: 5 / V: 29

Tomorrow

Happy birthday Mymy! Zaryan No.11920 R: 31 / V: 36

Mymy's birthday thread

Zaryan No.51594 R: 3 / V: 34

hopefully most of you know about the r/ongezellig raid happening soon, share some zemmy ammunition so we all have something to spam then

Zaryan No.47479 R: 54 / V: 43

Does anybody know any 'zellig content that isn't just mymy Nazi coal but actually something like a fanfic that tries to talk about Maya's problem? (I've only read the one where she becomes an alcoholic and that was absolute niggercoal)

Zaryan No.51551 R: 5 / V: 32

NuProjectROY 'toss
https://redorangeandyellow.com/read_comic?id=2
>We plan to release a page periodically starting today.

Zaryan No.51350 R: 19 / V: 32

MODS THERES GORE ON THE LOG DO SOMETHING WAKE UP

Zaryan No.51488 R: 13 / V: 32

Is it just me or the site is a little inactive today
(Random picture ignore)

Zaryan No.6460 R: 5 / V: 27

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WAKE THE FUCK UP, WE'VE CAUGHT REDDIT'S ATTENTION, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/18v3kbn/seeing_nazis_harass_jocat_on_youtube_i_got/

Zellig Liberation Army Zaryan No.2982 R: 25 / V: 35

I propose the formation of a zelligaryan organization by the name of ZLA.
The purpose of the organization would be threefold:
1. securing the existence and safety of zaryans on the Sharty as well as maintaining our presence on /qa/ and the other boards.
2. Reclaiming our rightful association with Ongezellig.
3. Shilling the Zarty, bolstering our ranks and expanding our sphere of influence
These goals would be accomplished trough a combination of creating OCs, raiding, algorithm manipulation, shill ops, gemposting, gaslighting, soyquoting and flexing.
We will use the Zarty as our base of operations and we VILL DOMINATE the soysphere and zelligsphere.

Zaryan No.51226 R: 3 / V: 32

Zoll zelligwiki is mass spammed do something

Edgy myny Zaryan No.51292 R: 13 / V: 33

Coming back to ongezellig and I deleted all my old pics of mymy doing edgy shit like shooting cops and dying in shootouts, does anyone still have those pics?

Zaryan No.51408 R: 4 / V: 29

why is everybody glowing out over December 15th? what did I miss and how does this relate to Zellig/the Zarty
>inb4 nufag accusations

Zaryan No.51404 R: 2 / V: 34

Its been a long while since I've been on here. What do you guys think of the huge zellig influx on Instagram reels? Most of them lead to trooncords thoughever

Zaryan No.51166 R: 12 / V: 37

Is the raid still allowed here? Anyway, lets rape these gooners with chuddy stuff
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/146729867

Zaryan No.48659 R: 7 / V: 32

COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS!!!!!!

Zaryan No.51227 R: 2 / V: 31

REMINDER: COCO HAS HER BIRTHDAY IN 3 DAYS

Zaryan No.16471 R: 82 / V: 46

le wholesome thread. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zaryan No.50364 R: 30 / V: 36

how often do you rewatched Zellig?

Coco thread Zaryan No.40815 R: 48 / V: 38

Just an innocent Coco thread

Kate Zaryan No.50585 R: 13 / V: 37

Me...andd mymy.. combined... kamy... >:3. o algo
God bless the zellig.boruu
<tinyboard proxy>199.43.175.135</tinyboard>

Zaryan No.50810 R: 23 / V: 38

What if we crowd source like 100k in order to buy off zellig from Massa and truly have it as our own? He says he doesn't care about it anymore, he still needs money for things (for which not having much makes him depressed about it), and we could make merch and stuff available; something he could never do.
>inb4 4th stage bargaining

Zaryan No.51096 R: 8 / V: 35

This looks oddly similar to the situation Zellig finds itself in. When will we enjoy our spring 😞

Zaryan No.50000 R: 82 / V: 58

ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.

Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.

You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Zaryan No.50980 R: 9 / V: 36

>soyzellig.party (blue album)

>1. My Name Is Zoot
>2. No Chvd Else
>3. The 'board Has Turned and Left Me
>4. Chvddy Holly
>5. Vndone – The NÖOK Song
>6. “Surf /oc/ Zaryans”
>7. Say It Ain’t ‘lig
>8. In the ‘cord
>9. 15/12/2024
>10. Only In Zems

Zaryan No.50876 R: 11 / V: 36

Mymy is transgender. Thats my headcannon. That's it.

December 15 preparation Zaryan No.48448 R: 6 / V: 34

make sure to have your webcam, equipment and facebook live account ready by december 15th if you're willing to join the event

Zaryan No.50981 R: 31 / V: 36

Constant 'cord raids, Zoot giving up, Foenkie acting out, sub reddit being a disgusting cesspool of yurifags....How long do we hold out? I'm concerned.

Zaryan No.50529 R: 15 / V: 33 Realistically could we get the girl VAs from Class of 09 to voice any OCs (Original Creations) we make?
>ew tranime
Your favorite TND girls are voiced by women who came from Anime Conventions, and given our reputation, getting into contact with the OG voice actresses are pretty much completely off the table, so our next best option in terms of raunchy/questionable content would be to go for women who have no issues with voicing some of the keyed stuff we post here.

Zaryan No.48574 R: 12 / V: 32

There's a competition on moddb for mod of the year.
you WILL vote for gemerald NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
https://www.moddb.com/mods/gemerald
voting ends in 13 hours

Zaryan No.50884 R: 3 / V: 29

>1 more hour until subhuman niggers wake up to samefag and spam

mymy idn is not real Zaryan No.50831 R: 1 / V: 29

metal pussy lips i am so sad

But what did she mean by this? Zaryan No.50768 R: 3 / V: 32

Like?

Zaryan No.50662 R: 11 / V: 35

What's this 4cucker from /co/ on about?
Are we that cancerous?

Zaryan No.50707 R: 5 / V: 29

I watched Ongezellig for the first time today. Thought it was a gem. ZWABAG.

waow Zaryan No.50677 R: 3 / V: 29

holy sheet its the VOC....grab your spices

Massa Discord Zaryan No.50685 R: 14 / V: 39

why doesn't anyone here post things that happen on studio massa's discord? surely massa must say something related to ongezellig that would be useful

i can only think of 3 scenarios for this

> their discord is boring as hell and nothing ever happens
> someone inside their discord just didn't have the idea/didn't look up anything about the state of ongezellig
> we're all poor and don't have 10 dollars to pay petjeaf

1M Project Zaryan No.883 R: 35 / V: 44

I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.

But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.

ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.

THE NEW NAZ ORDER Zaryan No.50607 R: 21 / V: 36

The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flames

ZOOT VOICE OVER: The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard......and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED......and the union of the two 'cord servers?

The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top

ZOOT VOICE OVER: Together, my Lord REDACTED...... we shall rule all the Image Boards.

The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER : The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits...... and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.

Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.

ZOOT: I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!

ZIGGER: But, my lord, there are too many! They cannot all be armed in time, we don't have the means.

ZOOT: Build more twitter accounts, attract more troon migrants, work in MS Paint night and day.

ZIGGER: We don't have enough 'p to feed the ziggers!

SARUMAN: The Pages of Foenkie's Boorugorn lies on our doorstep. Download the posts!

ZIGGER: Yes...

Back inside NAZgard, Zoot is talking to a /co/ user

/CO/OMER: We will fight for you.

ZOOT: Swear it.

The /co/omer cuts his palm

/CO/OMER: We will die for Zoot.

Zoot is outside now, surrounded by a group of /co/omers

ZOOT: The chuds took your lands! They drove your people into other shows to scratch a living off non-zellig troonslop.

/CO/OMER: Murderers!

ZOOT: Take back the show they stole from you. Burn every chuddy place!

The /co/omers cheer and run off.
They are seen running into a Zarty village with walls of texts about how chuds are the reason ongezellig got cancelled.

ZOOT VOICE OVER: We have only to remove those who oppose us... It will begin in the Zarty. Too long have these racists stood against you. But no more.

A Zaryan lady (Agartha) is seen saddling a horse and beckons to her zildren

AGARTHA: Nate! Nate! You take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.

EVA BRAUN: Papa says Nate must not ride Impjack. He is too big for him.

Agartha lifts the children onto the horse

AGARTHA: Listen to me. You must ride to the Shemmy and raise the alarm. Do you understand me?

NATE: Yes, Mama.

Eva Braun starts to cry

EVA BRAUN: I don't want to leave. I don't want to go, Mama.

AGARTHA: (holding Eva Braun's face) Eva, I will find you there.

Agartha glances at the running people and sees the masses of Wildmen coming into the village

AGARTHA: Quickly! (the children ride off) Go, child.

As the children look back they see the village being burnt and the villagers being attacked by /co/omers and pet niggers

ZOOT VOICE OVER: The Zarty, my lord......is ready to fall.

Lorenzo is again obsessing Zaryan No.50596 R: 4 / V: 30

He most likely wants to spam zooru with his disgusting brimstone like zellig p and yuri

Zaryan No.50455 R: 10 / V: 31

You wake up as Studio Massa in early 2021. (You also have knowledge of Dutch language and culture and etc). What are your actions for the next few years regarding Ongezellig?

Zaryan No.50564 R: 3 / V: 29

need Zaryan backup shitcord trannies are trying to brap on some of the posts today lol

my mymy redisng Zaryan No.50456 R: 14 / V: 33

hoep you like it

mymy blanket Zaryan No.50516 R: 6 / V: 34

mymy blanket

drawing Zaryan No.50110 R: 19 / V: 35

random post

Zaryan No.50476

R: 5 / V: 32

why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter

Zaryan No.49235 R: 44 / V: 36

The Zarty has evolved guys. Its not just white guys anymore. What I mean by that is the diversity on this site has increased exponentially. I dont like this one fucking bit. Who knows if there are niggers hiding here?

Is this a nothingwaffle or will this have effect on anything?

GET preparation Zaryan No.49928 R: 51 / V: 62

Every zaryan must try to take the get with ongezellig sisters, there is an active discord that is trying to steal it with artificially boosting pph

Old Google forms about what to draw for the Illustraties Zaryan No.9657 R: 23 / V: 46

Zaryan No.48551 R: 42 / V: 35

He just can't learn...

Zaryan No.50372 R: 6 / V: 34

new 'eel

A huge issue Zaryan No.49865 R: 3 / V: 30

I see that on the urban dictionary, there are NO definitions related to 'zellig and soyzellig.party! This is a huge issue. Zaryans, let's fix this by making entries for "Ongezellig" "Soyzellig" "Zellig" and other gemmy words and add references to soyzellig.party and also TND and TTD.

Zaryan No.48670 R: 54 / V: 60

>be Studio Massa
>have some great ideas and some years to animate them to make a niche Dutch animation
>foreign /co/ browsers discover and attach to the show, some inevitably make porn of the characters
>no problem, throws that shit on a booru, and makes sure the show gets finished despite the draining funds and motivation
>foreign nusharty kids attach to the show and make deadbrain nazi slop of his creation and dox fandom artists and his friends because they think they own the place
>declares the show over, doesn't want anyone's money either, completely dissociates, triples down to boot while still providing missing lore for those interested
>every american or russian nazi sperg panics, points fingers, spawns endless drama and seethes for years to come while he continues making Dutch content without giving a single shit in the world
No one here can ever dream of being as incredibly based as Massa.

Zaryan No.49398 R: 52 / V: 58

rate zellig tubers. R_TERRA is a faggot so don't include them

Zaryan No.50109 R: 18 / V: 34

why are people spamming about cord what happened?

Education of culture Zaryan No.50123 R: 15 / V: 32

Since there are so many stupid immigrants on this site, it's time to start teaching them some "zarty value and culture" with sharty culture addition.
First of all, this site is NOT discord, so you can't post yuri shit, porn, illegal content and etc. Follow da rules, please.
Second. The post you see is "Thread". If you want your thread in the first page, then write a new post on it or just write "bump". Bump means you "upping" your thread in the front page. If you don't want the thread to go up, then use "sage" feature in Options. Sometimes this is used for low quality thread and unsuccessful demoralisation bullshit.
And third. You need to know at least few slangs from da zarty/sharty and know their culture.
That's all the basics you need to know, this thread will be updated with tips.
If you have a question, then leave a post here!

Zaryan No.45524 R: 41 / V: 44

This is what they look like from inside the school

Zaryan No.50101 R: 1 / V: 31

SHITCORD TRANNIES COME TO PAPA

FFA 'ligduel thread Zaryan No.49866 R: 44 / V: 47

do your 'ligdueling here (it's basically soydueling but with 'ligs)

RULES: no booru images if you post an image from the booru you're out

Zaryan No.49999 R: 3 / V: 40

Rust won, discord lost
>flood detected post discarded

Zaryan No.49021 R: 112 / V: 85

Any Ongezellig fans here that are not racist?

Zaryan No.49994 R: 2 / V: 46

Niggerwiggle VVon

Zaryan No.49995 R: 1 / V: 45

Rust won this time...

Zaryan No.49929 R: 3 / V: 41

allahu akbar coco

my onzeg ling fanficteion hop u like Zaryan No.49868 R: 9 / V: 41

mymy : hi coco do you have robux?
coco: hi mymy no i dont have robux i tell you that
mymy: ugh okay my mom BUY ME A ROBUX . and you are a noob --
coco: mymy why i am noob? you have robux but this no one for me :(
mymy: ugh you very annoeying you dont have robux ugh im leave i dont talk to you anymore ugly rat
coco: what is wrong with you MYMY :(
mymy: i am not mymy I AM A QUEEN
maya: yeah ugly queen with no brain XD
coco: maya is a true! and i want to tell you i have 77k robux
coco: but you the queen with no brain and i dont talk to you anymore UGLY RAT --
mymy: wait sister i am sorry
coco: LOL im leaving with maya you dont understand
mymy: UGH OKAY i am leaving too i am very nice dutch girl but you dont accept me i dont accept you too
(mymy leavs the chet sister forever)

Zaryan No.49740 R: 14 / V: 35

DO THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG GIRLS OR SOMETHING O ALGO OF ZOIETS YEAH

Zaryan No.49328 R: 83 / V: 43

outrageous slander against the zelligwiki.

Zaryan No.49800 R: 2 / V: 29

reposting this amazing zemmy artwork from the 'chive that I have never seen reposted ever

Zaryan No.9901 R: 29 / V: 32

Is maya in the /v/ game?

Someone is trying to do a kike translation Zaryan No.48595 R: 5 / V: 31

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h79k50/ongezelling_in_hebrewsub/
>inb4 zelligger off-shit drama
They want to dub Ongezellig in Hebrew, the Jews are actively trying to subvert 'zellig

New toss Zaryan No.48306 R: 3 / V: 30

https://www.instagram.com/p/DDFxNwfS377/

Zaryan No.49679 R: 26 / V: 32

>look at this zike coalburner, he's going to post yurishit bait in /zellig/ board right now, let's see how it ends

Zaryan No.48787 R: 21 / V: 31

Furryzellig

Zaryan No.49355 R: 4 / V: 29

how big is your 'lig folder

Zaryan No.48603 R: 8 / V: 33

happy Sinterklaas everybody, post 'ligs celebrating in general

Zaryan No.48660 R: 361 / V: 87

faggot alert

Zaryan No.44520 R: 37 / V: 34

https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ
Apparently the folder containing the gasillustraties and other cool random stuff Massa made (along with the commissioned art) got completely cleared, does anyone else have a copy?

Zaryan No.48647 R: 5 / V: 33

I found this video on an otherwise empty flash drive which I found in an unsigned parcel behind my apartment complex. What could it mean?

Zaryan No.48629 R: 13 / V: 35

Most of you nuzelligcacas don't even know who shadowmario was

Zaryan No.48476 R: 15 / V: 36

content warning SAAR

Zaryan No.48582 R: 5 / V: 32

some of y'all are niggers and thats not okay

Make /raid/ Zaryan No.48566 R: 5 / V: 29

It would be VERY zemmy to chud up websites with zellig zems

Zaryan No.48489 R: 29 / V: 36

Zoot sold Zarty and all his social media profiles in late August, its impossible that this is the same Zoot who created and maintained the Zarty

Zaryan No.48439 R: 14 / V: 30

lets dox the pajeet

i love my wife Zaryan No.48543 R: 4 / V: 28

i love my wife

Zaryan No.48325 R: 3 / V: 33

>>zellig halloween('cord) back in 2023 where some one sameelf(fag) necroHOHOHO!(bump)s all the bread(thread)s on nu/qa/ one of the members uses the term "frogcvck"….
>archive.soyjak.st/qa/thread/263007
What did he mean by this?

Zaryan No.48468 R: 5 / V: 32

what is she saying?!?! only in Rotterdam :skull:

Zaryan No.48381 R: 32 / V: 37

recommend a ritual so I can send demons to massa

Zaryan No.47743 R: 12 / V: 33

Im visiting family for thanksgiving and seeing two little cousins who are 7 and 5 respectfully, should I indoctrinate them to zellig?

Zaryan No.48326 R: 52 / V: 43

So what happened that got 'tistic 'nished (I'm guessing I already know the answer)

Zaryan No.48259 R: 23 / V: 40

general zellig thread on sharty's qa, post something if you want so nuucacas learn about real sharty culture

Zaryan No.48278 R: 9 / V: 36

I feel sorry for this goofy Pajeet guy thinking he can actually get an pajeet audience. Bro is in for failure. Not to mention posting coal

Zaryan No.48293 R: 5 / V: 31

>r/ongezellig
>2 days ago
>Medium-Skirt-9213
<
>Is anyone continuing the show?
>Question ❓
>I already finished watching Ongezellig a long time ago, and I really like it; It is actually sad that Studio Massa canceled the show 😔🙏
<
>So I wonder, are there some kind of animator whom will do a continuation of this aforementioned show and does Studio Massa allows one to do it?

Zaryan No.48006 R: 19 / V: 36

You gotta respect it. Bro is doing numbers for the 'zellig community on the 'gram

Zaryan No.48250 R: 2 / V: 28

Fuck sharty and booru, new party Jannies are on power trips and permaban every other day for no reason n booru jannies said they banned me for a post yet it doesn’t redirect to show and I don’t remember posting anything against the rules.

REEEEEE Zaryan No.48254 R: 6 / V: 31

REEEEEEEEEE COCO ABUSE ON THE BOOOOOORUUUUUUUU

Zaryan No.48141 R: 11 / V: 34

We all know that Zellig is never coming, how long do we hold out before the inevitable death of the zarty?

Zaryan No.1756 R: 5 / V: 25

Do you like cheese?

Zaryan No.47905 R: 28 / V: 34

Fellow Zaryans, I know that yesterday you pretty much told me to not shill 'zellig to Indians under any circumstances. I did understand...I dont know how to edit and make videos for shit. But I still went with it. What I have produced might be the worst coal on the zarty, please forgive me, OR it can be a stepping stone for the future of 'zellig. Im just a little worthless zajeet trying his best to fulfill my shitty dream of reviving 'zellig. I have used an AI voice, cuz there is no chance im revealing my zajeet accent.

(Unable to post the video here, some error idk why, I think the Zellig gods are stopping me from posting the niggercoal. Go look up @IndiaZellig on 'tube and kindly post the video if you can in the replies.)

I do feel the video is very generic and bare bones, but understand, this is the first time ever in my entire life I have ever edited or even remotely attempted to make videos.

Have mercy.