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maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future
I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - ongezellig pornography. Ongezellig has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.
Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.
I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised 'zelligs may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to 'zellig pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
>As you can see, I have recently taken hostage of one of your dutch noblewomen!
>someone's actually making a agugu parody of 2 babies 1 fox from 764 groups
Fuck my stupid chud life, actually killing myself...
Project ROY Art Server discord archive (not the ROY server where they make the comics THOUGH)
https://mega.nz/file/NUwyADLR#Mz1OsIl2T1xp6uOqJCSLxN3pbWUF4YK5cuVf4VeJF20
rest in piss niggers!
my life feels empty
how many actual niggers like ongezellig? arent there like 6 atleast?
kate
pedo loli guy
roos terra
foenkie
2 xitterfags i dont remember
kane drama fnfpedonigger guy
any more i should know of?
Any Zaryans having issues while rewatching Ongezellig?
How do I get her off?
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Why is almost half of the zellig fandom racist?
>Deep down in Japsterdam close to the Old 'chans
>Way back up in the boards among the everblues
>There stood a log made of /co/al and ligs
>Where lived an orange girl named Mymy Schoppenboer
>Who never ever learned to trace or 'jak so well
>But she could be gemmy just like a-posting a cob
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
>She used to carry her gun on her white back
>Go sit beneath the tree by the school track
>Oh, the pirate would see her sittin' in the shade
>Gemmin' with the arts that the /co/GODS made
>The 'jakkers passing by, they would stop and say
>"Oh my, but that little orange girl could be a gem"
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
>A Zaryan told her, "You will always be a gem,
>And you will be the leader of da big ol' kway
>Many 'teens comin' from boards around
>To watch you be gemmy when the 'log goes orange
>Maybe someday your name'll be stickied
>Sayin' 'MymyWABAG!'"
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem gem gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Mymy Schoppenboer!
An entire year on our own and we also managed to avoid the total implosion of the soysphere. I don't think it could have been possible if not for the dedicated Zaryans here present
the first soyzellig.party original IS HERE
watch in 4K 60FPS quality here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Hwy_q73FI
heloo. this is my zellig oc. her name is snail
What if the real villain is actually Mymy who wants to kill her sisters?
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
<Orange board >You saw me posting alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
<Orange board >You knew just what I was 'jakking for
>You saw me writing a 'pasta for
>Someone I really could care for
>And then there suddenly appeared before me
>The only one NAS I will post
>I heard somebody whisper 'lig on da 'log
>And when I looked to the board it turned gemmy
<Orange board >Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
>And then there suddenly appeared before me
>The only one NAS I will ever post
>I heard somebody whisper 'lig on da 'log
>And when I looked the board had turned gemmy
<Orange board >Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
<Orange board >Now I'm no longer alone
>Without a gem in my thread
>Without a gem of my own
Someone has the thread of that guy that had a 5gb folder of zellig shit? Thanks
GUYS THE PPH IS TOO FAST ITS ACCELERATING AT UNSTABLE SPEEDS ITS WAY TOO FASSTTT OH GODDDDDDDD
How did Coco learn Afrikaaner swear words, if she was adopted into Dutch family at such a young age? I find it silly that Massa shows so much of her DSL (like the moments when Coco uses "niet" right after she already used "geen" in her sentence) but allows Asiatic larper to speak perfect Dutch. Could we get an linguistic analysis thread on language used in Ongezellig?
I fucking love this goddamn fucking Dutch nerd. I love him so much it makes my eyes leak. I can't stop fucking adoring him. I love this dude.
It struck me as kinda weird how Coco is a tall nephilim slenderman lookingass miniboss giant who's own siblings pale in comparison to her as she towers over them, Maya and Mymy are both tiny frail rodential skeleton stickbug femcels while Coco is approximately a good head taller than both, having also broader limbs and a larger frame.
Why did Massa decide this?
I might make a song out of it after like a few months depending on how long this'll go.
I'll start:
Bitch
I have a bunch of cropped images of the girls and other characters, how do I train my own AI to make images of them and other characters in the zellig style?
>arrow
thank them for making, adopting, and taking care of the trio
Thanks guys :)
It's dutch so the g needs to be ɣ. Onɣezelliɣ. Everyone says "ongazellig" with a hard g instead of a guttural. It makes you sound like a retard.
>What could you expect
>From a little selfish femcel?
>Her whole nature as a mixed-race...
>Is like a curse!
>She's what you get
>When races are diverse:
>Her trembling eyes tell she's a mad,
>She would be only good if she was dead,
>She's vermin, as I said,
>And even worse!
>She's arrogant,
>Arrogant!
>Barely even human!
>Arrogant, Arrogant!
>She's not my sister anymore!
>She's not like you and me,
>Which means Maya is the Evil,
>We must make her normal to the core!
>She's unsocial,
>Unsocial!
>Dirty swarthy devil!
>Now we gonna fix her once and for all!
Hi zaryans! can somebody remove all the tranny shit from this? Because it's a really cute image. I want to print it and hang it on my wall because it motivates me.
I bless you all with another Mayerald, I recently got a book for drawing better, so my artstyle may shift a little as I keep drawing.
Hello my fellow Z aryans. I've been browsing soyzellig for a while now, but haven't seen any confession threads yet. Since everyone is anonymous here I decided to make one.
Post your confessions here.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/protecting-children-from-chemical-and-surgical-mutilation/
>TTD is now real
HOLY SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT, I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL, TTD FOREVER AND MORE!!!!!!!!!
This is for all you Cocochuds
I'm just curious to which province the characters from ongezellig live. If I had to make a guess, I'd say Nord Brabant cucause of the pic of all the siblings at the Efteling theme park.
The year is 2045. The Western Europe lives under EVRASIAN RVLE. All westoids are RUSSIFIED. Shitlib women live to serve EVRASIAN BVLLS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Europe's EVRASIAN FUTURE.
Sholmo Goldstein remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued jobs, the debt cancellation, porn ban, and chastity before marriage. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Russia, where he hides his valid trans sister Ruthensky from the clutches of the brutal Evrasian army.
As musclebound russian soldiers prowl the countryside searching for degenerates, Sholmo will stop at nothing to protect sweet Ruthensky's live. In his long suit, and tiny hat, Sholmo gives his fragile jewish body to a gang of pitiless russian alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Sholmo prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable inferiority complexes.
Acclaimed author and philosopher Alexander Dugin presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of unfolding of the russian Dasein push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RVSSIAN KINGS have their way with Sholmo's weak body, kicking and beating and cursing through one of the most brutal scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of evrasian bulls and the fourth political theory. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of EVRASIAN FUTURE, the first book in Alexander Dugin's brand new series.
Today we remember the fact that absolutely nothing ever happened 80 years ago, and that we were all psyoped. Post kikeralds
Hello lovely people of the zarty. A while ago I was reminded of this old little video of the Massa moderators having some fun drama in 2019 or something. Because I had nothing to do, I just decided to translate the whole thing. Kinda forgot about it, and then found it on my PC a few days ago. Polished it up, and wanted to send it to you. Enjoy.
-Mr T from the A-Team
>OH IM A ZARTYCUCK
>YES IM A ZARTYCUCK
>OH IM A GOONIN' GROOMIN' BUMPIN' COALIN' ZARTYCUCK
>OH IM A ZARTYFAIL
>YES IM A ZARTYFAIL
>OH IM A GOONIN' GROOMIN' BUMPIN' COALIN' ZARTYFAIL
>OH -ACK!
>mfw my mother cosplayed as mymy from ongezellig 10 years before having me
Why does she insult pure Aryans such as Coco? She must learn her place as the cud of society.
We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.
https://www.mediafire.com/file/pem6yhx0e27xumf/ongezelligV2.zip/file
just finished moving all of my 'lig into one folder and wanted to share it
WARNING THERE IS NO FILENAMES AND THERE ARE A FEW DUPLICATES
i will make a V2 will all good posts on the orginal booru for zellig, shartys 'ru, yewtube, zartys 'ru and posts from here, ill probally add filenames to them aswell, i just dont have the time for that right now
(I am sorry, but there is some brimstone sod stuff in there, including somebody jerking off to Mymy. Edit your collection by removing all the sod/'p/coomerbait shit next time and I may allowed it on the site. God bless. -Zoot)
Ooh, i can post something on sharty with VPN's proxies. Maybe its temporarily, but i'll give a shot.
>>close friend
>According to who, out of curiosity? If darkie is the only one saying it, it should probably be taken with a grain of salt. For all we know, he could be a random fanboy that happened to be the closest one when Massa needed someone to set up the pisscord, and now darkie thinks they're bff's
>Empty space
>On a somewhate related note, stuff like this is why noone should bother with pisscords, it always ends up with the least suited people worming their way into power and subsequently devolve into clique shit, agenda pushing and mod fellating contests for powergrabs.
Another oldGOD trvthnvke I've accidentally found in a forgotten 4cuck thread
I hate ongezellig
Someone just leaked the emojis and stickers from 'donie
https://t.co/KnRgDz4yId
upload massa and foenkie's photos to this to see what AI has to say about them
https://theyseeyourphotos.com/
now that the 'artys doomsday clock has been set in motion i would like to say that i have always thought ongezellig was kino
so where did everyone go? it's dead on sharty, it's dead on here, where did all you niggers go?
I'm suicidal, but I don't want to just kill myself, I want to commit a mass shooting or stabbing before I'll die to become a saint like Payton Gendron and Skreewie.
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