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Basically, there is a project called "The Inked Link". A woman has a qr code tattoo on her arm which redirects to a site chosen by popular vote
Vote is held every day
WHO DO WE VOTE FOR?
Even zoe there is a link to deel 1 + 2 on the third place, there is a link to some twitch account that has a link to a whole PLAYLIST of 'zellig, and it has 200+ more votes than link to deel 1 + 2, SO VOTE FOR THAT TWITCH ACCOUNT!
WHAT TO DO?
Voting is tied to your IP address and browser cookies. You WILL use DuckDuckGo/Firefox browser (available both on PC and phone). Follow this guide on how to vote infinitely.
- Connect device to your cellular hotspot. If you're on your phone, use mobile data.
- Vote for the TWITCH link.
- Turn your hotspot off (this will reset your IP when you turn it back on). If you're on your phone, turn airplane mode on.
- Hit the "clear tabs and data" button in the top right corner of Firefox/DuckDuckGo (this will clear your cookies). If you're on your phone, this button should be next to the address bar.
- Turn your hotspot back on. If you're on your phone, turn airplane mode off.
- Cause seethe
- Rinse and repeat
VOTE HERE:
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
https://theinkedlink.com/voting
...for memes or something
>agugu es zarty culure o algo asi
Kill agugutrannies. Behead agugutrannies. Roundhouse kick an agugunigger into the concrete. Slam dunk an agugu plushie into the trashcan. Crucify filthy age regressors. Defecate in an aguguniggers food. Launch agugupedos into the sun. Stir fry aguguchinks in a wok. Toss aguguniggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into an agugutroons gas tank. Judo throw agugupedos into a wood chipper. Twist agugukike heads off. Report aguguniggers to the IRS. Karate chop agugufags in half. Curb stomp pregnant agugupooners. Trap aguguspics in quicksand. Crush aguguniggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy agugutrannies in a vat of acid. Eat agugufags. Dissect agugufags. Exterminate agugupedos in the gas chamber. Stomp agugutranny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate aguguchinks in the oven. Lobotomize agugutrannies. Mandatory abortions for agugufags. Grind agugu plushies in the garbage disposal. Drown agugutrannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize agugukikes with a ray gun. Kick old agugutroons down the stairs. Feed aguguniggers to alligators. Slice agugufags with a katana.
This infographic is basically why I decided to stay on here rather than stay on the shitty.
my honest take:
Mymy carries this show and being the face of it while Maya, which supposed to be the main character, doesnt receive as much attention as Mymy does even if the entire show is focused on Maya.
>CRACKED MINECRAFT SERVER
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IP: MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
Dynmap: http://185.155.220.111:8123==
(You need to do /webregister in-game to see o algo)
>No mods required
>1.16.5
>Cracked
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>On an earth map
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>Create towns, wage wars, start your empire, perform your fantasy larp TODAY!!
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>Auctionhouse
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>Many plugins like guns, economy, tpa, homeset etc...
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FAQ
>Is it active?
More than soycraft
>Is it ran by soyjak party or soysphere sites?
no
>Is there a wiki page?
MORE INFO AT: https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyworld==
>Making 'tok/YTShorts
>Making merchandise (technically he has with the petjeaf artpieces, but clearly not far enough and still no way to buy things like Tshirts, posters or Mymy Dolls)
>Open up literally every possible avenue for accepting cash (Patreon, Gumroad, Ko-Fi, etc.)
>^This also includes opening up Channel memberships on his already, relatively large YouTube channel for people to give him cash directly.
>Shill on multiple Social sites with official accounts ("b-b-b-but muh social media iz canc-ACK" says the faggot who says he "doesn't read comments" about what people think of zellig. If you didn't care then there's no reason not to shill as hard as you could.)
>Opening up a Crypto wallet for his more schizo viewers
>Occasional livestream of him working/gaming getting free Donos
>Find a way of accepting sponsorships to insert into your animations if you truly are about that grind and don't give a fuck what others would say about it.
>Do some undercover guerrilla marketing making memes/"funny moments compilations" of his animations (not unlike what Zaryans and normie zelligfans do already but probably make them less chuddy for general audiences)
>Rub shoulders with larger creators (this could be anyone (you) think would fit best to be with in order to obtain the best growth and viewer retention for his work)
>Get into Game Development ('assa's artstyle is certainly unique and I really think there is a market for his "look" to fit in and stand out in the sea of Indie games. Whether that be a Visual Novel or something more ambitious, people would probably give it a fair shake since it looks good. I mean making games certainly pays more than making cartoons for the most part.
That's all I have for now, post other bag opportunities he's missing out on.
I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60's
>Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
>Doesn't set up a Patreon for internationals to donate. (No, idc if Fagnkie says it's "100-150 Euros extra from internationals that make up 10-15% of the viewership", that's still 100-150 potential Euros missed and lost)
>Sticks to some weird obscure Dutch version of Patreon instead so less people are familiar with it.
>No fucking presence on any social media besides YouTube and Discoal (Twitter is cancer, but it still is a great tool to get word out about whatever shit you want to shill and get people talking about it)
>Paypigs get 1 artpiece a month whereas people like Stonetoss crank out comic strip after comic strip and gets paid thousands by twittertroons.
>TikTok animators like Chikn Nuggit are apparently getting their own show on Netflix after cranking out Shortslop after Shortslop of their furshit animations, whereas the only new content of Zellig that gets put out is (again) 1 artpiece a month.
This dude might legitimately be the worst business man when it comes to selling your art to people.
In an epic showdown of Skibidi Toilet vs. Ongezellig, Mymy takes center stage, wielding her unmatched sigma charisma. With a captivating presence, she effortlessly dismantles the toilet-headed foes.
Meanwhile, the camera guy steps in to confront them, but Maya unleashes her signature femcel scent, causing him to glitch out like a faulty video game. Sensing the moment, Vera primes for the finishing move, swinging her beer bottle and delivering a stunning blow right to his head.
Cleo catches sight of the scientist reveling in his own world. Without missing a beat, she rallies her crew—aptly dubbed the Suicide Squad—and springs into action, overwhelming him with their sheer energy (aka they jump him like the crips).
As chaos unfolds, the rest of the class finds themselves in disarray—caught up in the madness of the unforgettable clash. It’s a wild ride, and the stakes couldn’t be higher!
>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam is deleted
>Nothing happens
>Zarty gets spammed
>Spam continues for a week, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 agugu edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on the ZelligBooru, the board gets locked 15 times, site goes down for the day, site goes back up with the jannies manually moving threads, deleting posts, leaking your post history and enabling IDs to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 200 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is organic and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Twitter makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are evil fucking zarty chuds, he gets doxed after 5 posts in a /raid/ thread, he gets exposed of having an inactive Discord account, Zaryans declare in unison that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" the original spammers are based zaryans, thread with a mymy serious hat + fact sign gets posted on /q/, asking Zoot to move every "cord thread" to /qa/, he fucking does, the wiki gets spammed again, fourth faction joins in and pedofalseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, every Zaryan spams the /q/ thread again asking Zoot to get rid of the demoralizers, nothing becomes of that, 7 year old zellig variant gets accused of being pedophilic because faction 4 posted it, the Ongezellig Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of unsourced completely made up garbage about how the variant was always pedostone discord brimstone, no one believes it but the rest of the Soysphere and the variant gets banned everywhere else, Ongezellig gets registered as an alt-right dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 300 replies about how the factions came from Reddit gets created, they decide to raid the Twitter #ongezellig tag instead, site breaks for a hour, thread on /qa/ finding "extreme evidence" of all of the factions being pedophiles gets posted, it also contains previously notorious Zaryans, everyone clutches their pearls and then forgets about it, the Zooru gets now spammed with 5 TBs of CP, Zute intervenes, leaks the IPs of every zooru poster and says he has already cleared the spam, the faction which spammed the booru now gets connected to faction 1 (the original spammers if you weren't following), which is now considered bad and "Reelcacas behaviour" and "Forced Discord" and becomes a popular baiting method instead, one Xitter namefag who browsed the site once shoots up a school which is considered a "MASSIVE ZARYAN WIN", his mugshot is released and he turns out to be the blackest vantablack nigger you have ever seen, the entire "conflict" trends on Ongezellig Twitter because of it, commentary YouTuber makes iceberg about the community with 100k views about it full of complete bullshit, influx of newGODs comes to the Zarty larger than the userbase already is, no one questions this, r/zellig posts about the incomprehensible ongezellig website, autist writes dogshit wiki article about "The Great Skirmish of 1-2-34ZFADADWPTSDTZ Of '24 XVII" with 57 page templates and over 200 sections meticulously detailing every single thread ever made relating to the "war" with an encrypted invite-only archive link to it, only to get completely removed the next day
'ZELLIG COALLY THOUGH
COBSON GOT THE GEMMY THOUGH
GOT THE 'JAKKY THOUGH
JANNY IS A TRANNY THOUGH
i came into this world as a reject, look into these eyes then you'll see the size of the flames.
dwelling on the past, it's burning up my brain.
everyone that burns has to learn from the pain.
coco cosplay from xitter
>To be a good noodle, one must behave like a good noodle.
<I'M A GOOD NOODLE I'M A GOOD NOODLE
>You'll get this star back, when you've earned it.
<NOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
'arty is down so i came here to check in on zelligsissies. how are you doing?
>zelligsters get their own ib
>log gets instantly deorangified
>frogcels get their own ib
>log does not get degreenified at all
ZIU NOW CHUDDIES
OIU
MymyIU
<she's so precious, don't you DARE ever make porn of xer.
>she's so precious, don't you DARE ever make porn of xer.
ONGEZELLIG UNOFFICIALLY CONTINUED DEEL 1 JUST DROPPED HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL HOLY SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYIeYU4b8FQ
this might be the last shitsphere splinter to actually survive and be active. you have my respect zellig posters.
don't know how well known this is but this channel hosts a bunch of videos with the official zellig voice actors
Microsoft released a new AI preview and it's pretty zemmy. You VVILL make AI slop of the 'ligs. https://aistudio.google.com/prompts/new_chat
Select Gemini 2.0 Flash Experimental for the model in the preview section and select images and text for the output. Keep temperature low otherwise it makes uncanny jartytier OCs more often than not.
shalom my niggas, i hereby declare the zarty as the new sharty for banned sharty users, kind of like the first purpose of sharty was when people were getting banned on 4cuck ZWABAG
The subject says it all
(Note: the image on the left was taken on March 2nd)
>Maya is a mutt whose father bleached a cute and valid SEAcel
>Yfke is a Germanic mutt
>Cleo is probably half a mutt since she's from Curaçao (Netherlands's bleaching island)
>Mymy larping as white (dutch)
>Probably other characters if Massa wasn't a SLF
What did Massa mean by this?
Wake up Zaryans, new cute and valid Maya cosplay has dropped from RedditAryanHeaven
ZELLIGSISSIES WHATS THIS, WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING WHITE CHILDREN DYING I THOUGHT WE WERE HECKIN' KEYED ARYANS OR SOMETHING.
We are Ongezellig
Loyal and proud
We have our own rules
we don't go with the crowd,
Browsing down the zarty
all day and night
r/zellig
go away
you're in for a fright.
That's cus we don't give a damn
We say what we think
Like Maya and her films
this site tickles us pink
Born in the sharty,
and raised on the zarty
4cuck users need a shower
you guys really stink.
At the end of the day
we are the true 'zellig fans
Not even update 130
can break down all our plans
From Mymy
to Maya
and Coco and Vera
We are soyzellig.party
and we bring the terror.
mic drop
Is this supposed to be an ARG or some passion project of a Zaryan? Looks cool regardless albeit.
The Twitter:-
https://x.com/schoppenbot
The website in their bio:-
https://ongezellig.com/
>die, jap whore
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM HECKIN' DUTCH JUST LIKE Y-ACK!
zelligfanx here
I am making a new ongezellig videogame on scratch,
this time it will be an ongezellig themed peggle clone.
you will play as one of the characters,
each will have a special power like in the original peggle.
so far i've built a proof-of-concept physics engine,
it works but it's a bit janky so i'll improve it.
the game will also have a level editor,
when you build a level you can save it as text and load it by pasting the text ingame,
infinite user generated content potential.
feel free to post your suggestions on what to add
regarding ongezellig hit, it's not dead, it will be updated soon.
i've had a burnout, then started working on this, so i didn't have time to work on the update
hope you understand
You WILL vote now ok?
https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA
finally got around to watching the deel 6 reanimated collab months after it was finished (i was sleepy ok?)
it's funny how the only worthwhile thing to come out of the 'zellig fandom was what supposedly killed it (snopes fact check this please)
03:15 - Ongezellig's Future as a Comic
11:10 - Maya's Ancestry
13:20 - Coco's Parents' Deaths
14:25 - Maya's Parents' Names
14:55 - Vera's Depression
15:45 - Maya's Cat
16:20 - Cat Episode Idea
17:40 - Coco Feels Guilty About Cat
18:12 - Female Imaginary Friend and Unrealized Comic Idea
22:35 - Coco's Band Episode and Elaboration
24:35 - Mymy's Sister Episode
33:08 - Anne Frank Episode
33:30 - Mymy and her Family
35:30 - Maya's ADD and Inspiration
37:25 - Maya's Grandparents (Dutch Audio)
38:53 - Maya's Parents' Personalities
Was going to post this in /oc/ but it's locked.
Mymy and Maya phone backgrounds, I'll make Coco and Vera later.
Zoot closed le /oc/ board, but there's still threads with worthwhile discussion. Post links to them and I'll move it here.
>Maya is my favorite because her depression is very similar to mine and she gives off strong trans vibes
Seriously, what kind of black magic did Massa use while making zellig? I've always hated tranime, and any pretty much any type of mature/adult animation.
I only checked out the show because of the Sharty and the short time to watch.
I've literally never fallen in love with any piece of entertainment media so quickly. I love everything about it. The animation, characters, story, music, EVERYTHING! I'm almost embarrassed by how much I like it. I discovered zellig a little over a month ago and I still think about it every day.
What's weird is that don't even consider myself a very "unsociable" person, maybe a little introverted but nothing crazy like what Maya has.
Been trying to draw a lot lately. My ADD is making it difficult for me to draw more thoughie. I would like some ideas from (You) if you have any, ideas I would like to draw in the foreseeable future. I do have a few commitments at the moment, but I can probably draw an idea or two on the side.
Many thanks, Zaryans.
I don't know how to draw so i'm going to try learn how by redrawing random screencaps of the show on a semi daily basis. Draw a picture of Maya based off of some picture I saw on the 'log.
Happy birthday Mymy.
I've got a few projects that I will eventually work on, but before that, I was wondering if any zaryan had ideas for a small piece of 'lig related software/game?
>How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her...
From the analogous colour scheme they both share to the shape of Vera's hair resembling an Octopus. These were all a deliberate choices by studio massa. Question is why?
happy birthday mymy (and me)
our response?
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