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Could a kind Zaryan perhaps make Maya sing Invisible by Duran Duran?
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does anybody have the 1 eternity on discontinued dutch cartoon website feraljak i need it for something
i need the zaryan committee to finally inform me on our opinion of this apop guy
like he has made some really iconic artwork but he also drew ongezellig porn so who really knows
>Happy Juneteenth Mymy! Since you are my sister and I love you, I decided to give you a gift.opens large gift box I know how much you hate niggers, I decided to gift you the heads of 10,000 niggers.
<HAHAHA! YES! WITH 10,000 DEATHS GRAVELY INJURING THEIR FORCES! THE BELGIAN NIGGERS WILL NEVER RECOVER, AND THUS WILL BE EASILY CONQUERABLE FOR THE SUPERIOR DUTCH ARMY!
>Belgian? Oh nonono Mymy this are African heads!
<WHAT!? YOU USELESS FUCKING BITCH SKANK HARLOT! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU WENT TO AFRICA AND SAVAGELY DECAPITATED 10,000 INNOCENT CIVILIANS?! YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BRING ME THIS SUPPOSED GIFT FULL OF NOTHING BUT THE ROTTING DECAPITATED HEADS OF RANDOM NIGGERS THAT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT! JUST WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
>b-but Mymy! isn't it the thought that counts?
<FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!
I know I'm new to this 'sites kulchur but I'm very desperate and I'm neutral about 'zellig
Could you zelligcacas wipe 'party's qa?
there is two fursluttas threads i'm tired of seeing being necrobumped by the same 2 niggers
I would prefer the catty to be filled with 'zelligs rather than furniggers
>mandatory zellig image
How much is zelling worth
I would buy it and continue the goddamn series myself
Nusois randomly fucking elected another admin and now he is oppressing the zaryans
Hoi zarty.
I spent the last 12 hours schizophrenically writing this 'fic about the 'zellig sisters being transported back to Nazi Germany
thought I'd share it here.
you're able to comment so feel free to join in on the 'tism present within.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CRpJMVkaPboFGHvNuTiDFxQQDy5bCWvg5UZtBVfmLGY/edit?usp=sharing
ITT we discuss and theorize what favorite brand of chips Maya would like the most (that is if we assume she likes those at all) and then i'll ask the source itself with the power of my insanity and schizophrenia, other schizoGODS may join on this venture with me once we theorize out the possible brand or if she even likes those at all to begin with.
>inb4 she eats kruidnoten
i fucking know nigger
I've never been on uppers. Could any Zaryan who has tried describe his experience?
Maya will have a small army of incels orbiting her and paying her and giving her attention. But she will happily be used by chads knowing that they will never love her. When found out by her orbiters, she will cry and say stuff like she was lonely.
Unlike Mymy and Coco who will be pure until they get married to save the white. Knowing degeneracy is a kike concept
I do not like most agugu's, they feel vaguely fetishistic. Also the captcha sucks ass
Nu 'blox "game"
wasted like a lot of time doing this hope YOU will at least not hate it. i don't know if you can even count this as a "game" but it sure is an impressive project that i myself am quite proud of.
I also added in 1 secret and i hope someone manages to figure it out, perhaps look through the badges of the game and figure out, another hint i can give you is there is a feature on 'tube if you type "awesome" it makes the bar flicker, that's my hint to getting whatever the secret is and i really hope that one of you figures it out. but enough of me larping play the "game" NOAW
https://www.roblox.com/games/71320148290903/
(also zoot please don't rape me i spent a lot of time doing it for all of you!)
mymy is wei
coco is shu
and maya is wu because it's red (it just is, ok? of zoiets)
looks like the iceberg video is finally getting a next part
>Zarteens making gemmy artworks aren't called Zartists
>Their creations also aren't called Zarts
Mymy's birthday is coming!
Hiii I made this zellig thing, idk where else to post it but ill put it here!
Dutch: ongezellig
German: ungesellig
Soyspeak: 'zellig
English: asocial; unsociable
Wait; this is not right. How come the English variant is so different from its xister languages?
Despite English belonging to the West Germanic language family, alongside Dutch, German, and Soyspeak, the translated words are significantly different. This divergence is because the words did not derive from pure (Aryan) Germanic roots but rather from what is known today as Middle French.
Historically, English was entirely Germanic until the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. Afterward, the Norman French became the ruling class of England, causing English to mix with Middle French. This is why modern English contains many Latinate words and deformed spellings.
However, there has been propaganda to revert English back to its Aryan roots. In 1966, a chud named Paul Jennings published a series of articles titled "1066 and All Saxon." These articles unfolded a version of English that might have existed had the Norman Invasion failed. This led to decades of events that would make Jennings's propaganda successful. The resulting type of English is known today as " Anglish. " Examples of Anglish include "rainshade" for umbrella and "godlore" for religion. Imo these words are arguably better than xeir English counterparts.
This raises the question: what would the word "ongezellig" be in pure Aryan English, aka Anglish? Let's find out!
The word "ongezellig" consists of four parts:
- "on," meaning "not";
- "ge," which has a complicated definition that is hard to understand;
- "zell," the root word, which isn't a word in Dutch and derives directly from the Proto-Germanic "saljô," meaning "roommate" or "companion";
- "ig," which forms adjectives from nouns.
All these parts, except one, can be easily translated into English (I'll explain later please be patient)
"on-" can be translated to "un-," as both mean "not" and come from the same root.
"ge-" can be translated to "a-," which seems unrelated but actually makes sense if you research it on Wiktionary. An example is "gelijk" versus "alike."
Since "zell" isn't a Dutch word, translating it is a bit more challenging. However, we can consult Wiktionary for its derivative "saljô" and its descendants. Unfortunately, English has no direct word originating from "saljô," but we can create one by following English's phonological shift. I think "sell" would be OK.
Finally, "-ig" can be translated to "-y," as both form adjectives from nouns and share the same root.
Thus, the result would be "unaselly," which aligns more closely with English's xister languages.
If you've read this far, I thank you, as it took me more than an hour of dedication to write what I believe is a potential gem.
I saw this Mymy in my dreams, so I drew her as vividly as I could remember.
How vivid are your dreams, Zaryans?
Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3
Also, I've been planning to live in the Netherlands in 10-20 years from now on, any tips or anything I should know? Comment if you also think of living there!
I did a parody of Königin der Waffen, dedicated to all necrobumpers! The melody/beat was taken from Bundeswave.
The changes to the text are not much, since i can't speak german that much. There could also be differences in the singing and the text for melodic purposes.
Text:
Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
(Kameraden) laßt uns singen
eine Melodie
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Stoßstangen
Denn sie ist allerzeit
immer kampfbereit
ob es Frösche, Tiere (oder) Pferde.
Ihrem steten Kampfgelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.
Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!
Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag
ob auch kalt die Nacht
ob auch fern die Zarty ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der zelligmann.
Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!
A rough Translation:
Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
(Comrads) let us sing
a melody
cause there shall sound a song
on the bumper.
Cause she is at all times
always battle ready
whether it (be) Frogs, Animals or Hourses
(From) your steady fightings
this song is made.
Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!
Without stop through storm and rain
in the middle of the night.
without stop against the enemy
what may comes.
If even a hot day
if even a cold night
if even the Zarty is far away.
Steady fights on all ways
proud the zellig man.
Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!
why is there 7 sticky'ed threads and why are they forced cord memes? zoot what is wrong with your jannies?
>Riots in California? Spics and Nigs? I'm felling so white Maya.
<I love my self some snow man Mymy. They know how to treat a real black queen like me
And is gatekeeping a good and feasible idea?
I am postively BUMBLED by your feedback! I have went back to my roots!
You VVILL raid the Foenkie booru
So you can submit tag/alias requests without an account and the text will appear on the list, and has to be approved or rejected by an administrator, but there is no administrator. hop on da vpn and 'ape xer site now
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https://ongezellig.booru.org/index.php?page=alias&s=list
ITT we try to find the scripts for all the deels
not just deel thrembo. i mean ALL DEELS. this site has basically infinite info written as text, theoretically if we search there for long enough we'll find all the deels scripts. there's also a version with images so we can also TECHNICALLY search for the frames of the deels, i mean it will only take us like... more before the heat death of the universe, but considering how massa fucked us over i don't see a better option. at least let's try to estimate how long it'd hypothetically take us.
i'm terrible at explaining but it basically has ANY random combination of characters in 400 something i think pages per book, you can theoretically if you want to and search for long enough find ANYTHING, that means anything that was written, is being written, will be ever written and stuff that never was written before. literally ANYTHING. now i'm not sure how we'd find what we want considering there could be basically thousands of different scripts for the same deels, like how could we make sure we got the right one the "canon" one, but that's an issue for our future selves, first we have to find one at all.
there is also a version of it but with images as mentioned before. but again it has ANY image, that means it not just theoretically but holds literally all frames of current deels, and even deels that "could" have been made. we don't have to wait and beg massa, we just have to find it all. once we find it all we'll just have to voice and add sounds and we get as many deels as we want. you want 2 more deels? 5? 10? you can have 1000s of deels doesn't matter, time is the only constraint. except we most likely wouldn't be able to find even ONE frame from even existing deels or any deel that wasn't made for that matter.
the library: https://libraryofbabel.info/
the image version: https://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/
what are we thinking?
Zoot ban ongezellig.
- It's coal
- It's not relevant to this site's culture
- It's not funny
- I don't watch it
- Nobody likes it
- I want it banned
There are currently 939 ongezellig posts on soybooru, upload your IAS zems, let's push it to 1000
looking for that folder that shows all of massa’s art. even the old ones
Trallallero Trallallà, porco dio e porco allah. Ero con il mio fottuto figlio Merdardo a giocare a Fortnite, quando a un punto arriva mia nonna, Ornella Leccacappella
REC
<Hey Zaryans Mymy here. It has been a year since that kike loving race traitor stole my Aryan prince Richard from me and she is getting what she asked for.
(Mymy puts a sick smile with dreamy eyes)
<Yes, only me with a pure white Aryan soul deserves a man like that. And together we will save our race.
(Coco knocks on the door)
>Mymy who are you talking too? We are leaving soon.
<Yes Coco I'm coming.
(Mymy grinds her teeth and glares at the door. The video ends here)
Zaryans, it's actually insane how fucking over it is doe. I recently formatted my PC and today I was looking at my steam library to select which games to install on my fresh system. Then I noticed the "last played" info on the corner and it hit me like a truck. games I remember playing like yesterday, Arma 3, bioshock, beamNG, witcher 3, euro truck, in my mind I thought it had been like maybe a couple years since i played them, but the "last played" sections showed me years 2018-2019... six, seven years gone with the blink of an eye, i was shocked to see how long it has really been. sharty didn't even exist back then and at that time I was an angsty 4cucker that had just graduated highschool and it seemed like university would take forever. this made me realise how new the sharty is, it didnt even exist when i used to play these games. yet, i see people here talking about sharty as if it's the ancient times even though sharty still feels like a brand new imageboard in my perspective. all these years gone and i don't have much more than a diploma to my name. more than a decade spent on imageboards, nearly 15 years since i laid eyes on my first 4cuck thread. all this time getting brainwashed on 4cuck,8cuck and kohl/int/ has added nothing beneficial to my life, only niche knowledge and weird fetishes and porn addiction. most of you zaryans here are offsiter normals who come from discord,xitter,youtube etc so i don't think you can understand the gravity of it, but you should quit imageboards as soon as possible or question how much it affects your behavior and psyche. spending time in these places adds up over time and changes you subconsciously even if you believe it's all a joke. zarty is my final stop, my last imageboard after i quit many other imageboards and ended up here. i believe the zarty is a special place, please cherish it while we're here. you won't notice how quickly everything here will become history. another advice i have is if you see something you like on the internet, and you wish to see it again in the future, save it, or else there is no guarantee you will ever see it again, you can't trust stuff on the internet to last forever.
Let's steal the 40000000 on 4chan's /lgbt/. Estimated at ~5:45 PM EST.
4chan.org/lgbt/
getwatcher.net
>This is a moment to savor, we just achieved total Zaryan victory. It was certainly a great victory for Zaryans but also for my white wife Coco and our 1488 white children. No conditions it was a total victory. Our chances for victory were slim but we did it.
(Spencer after hearing that Bob will ban race bait)
Has it ever been answered as to why does Maya have a window in her room if it's between Mymy's and Coco's
Some schlogger added 'lig to his jartycuck baldi mod (in development btw)
>I‘ve had some good Zems in my time, I love a good Agugu melted Agugu cheese and Maya- roasted Mayamutts caramelized Cleo on a burger uh, that is hot stuff you can get that at a number of different places.
<Honey dinner is ready!
>Yes Coco, will be there soon
Schlogcraft is finally open and welcomes the entire soysphere (Except the jassy) to join!
144.217.248.141:25579
https://files.catbox.moe/zcpv7d.mrpack
Use an mrpack compatible launcher (fjord, prism, modrinth, multimc, poly, polly, o algo) and just add the mrpack, it'll the instance set up automatically.
I hope you all enjoy yourselves and I can't wait to see you there!
Edited this on my iPhone, seems a little coal o algo
would you wear this if it had a stroopwafel on it instead of a rollercoaster tycoon head
>Hello Zaryans! I'm getting married to Richard Spencer and we will have 1488 huwhite babies!
<That's hot stuff
LETS RAID THE FUCK OUT OF THIS NIGGERHELL PEDO SPLINTER NOOOOOOOW!!!
Zaryans we must raid this new ESLpedoFNFjartycuckgooner splinter zelligparty.soy, it's created by some faggot that calls himself Koos and they claim to be "zarty but without the rulecucking" and they keep posting porn of the zelligs, they even have a /goon/ board which is full of brimstone and straight up 'p
https://zelligparty.soy/index.html
https://zelligparty.soy/zellig
https://zelligparty.soy/goon
REPORT THEIR SITE TO CLOUDFLARE FOR HOSTING 'P SO IT WILL SHUT DOWN
KILL THESE PEDONIGGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" it
Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18151758
Below are the most important thing he said about the show
>The illustration he made on petje.af are mostly not canon (think of it as either ideas for the show or a "what if" scenario)
>the Mymy's NEET pic is from an alternate universe (i guess he was talking about Mymy getting caught by her parent watching dutch stuff, idk)
>he says he won’t continue Ongezellig as a comic because he thinks he’s very bad at making comics (he really think that lowly about himself? No wonder people think he sabotaged the show). He also thinks Maya’s Sweet 16 is the worst thing he’s ever made.
>About Maya’s Sweet 16 comic. He said that when printing physical copies of said comics, that it uses cheap printing paper that was meant for small ads and not comics, he hates the comic so much he' unironically refund the people who paid for the comic
>Massa reveals revealed Maya is 1/4th Indonesian, 1/4th Indian, 1/4th Chinese and 1/4th Dutch. (Shes a gigamutt)
>he reveals that Maya dad is 1/2 Surinamese Indian and ½ Dutch.
>He also says that her mom is ½ Moluccan (Indonesian) and ½ Chinese-Indonesian
>Massa then says that the idea behind making Maya a gigamutt is he wants to make a character that has zero identity, who doesnt belong in anywhere. She can’t belong anywhere since they’re alienated by others.
>Massa explain the “farm attack” incident that zellig fans thought was the cause of Coco’s parent's death was a red herring. They died in a fatal car crash. He then goes on to explain that if her parents died by black thieves in a farm attack incident, Coco would've never been close friends with Cleo, since Cleo is an Afro-Aruban.
>Maya's mother' name is “Soei”(It’s a chinese name and Massa apparently had a full Chinese name for her before she married the dad).
>Massa says that Maya's resentment towards her sister, especially towards Coco, starts with her losing her cat
>Massa had an episode idea involving Maya getting a new cat. Coco comes in, she’s allergic so the cat has to go. The cat would go to her grandparents instead, Maya still having access but far less, until one day the cat gets cancer and had to be euthanized. Maya resents Coco even more for taking away her only friend. This was apparently based on a true story from Massa’s life
>Massa reveals that Coco feels immensly guilty for basically losing Maya's cat. She thinks that Maya must feel the same way she herself felt when she lost her biological parents. It's one of the main reason why she's so friendly towards Maya.
>he also planned a a band episode where Maya wanted to Join Coco’s band because she really wants to, but she has no musical talent. Coco’s band is pretty talented and “eurobeat-folkband” centric, which makes no sense but they do it because it’s unique and different. Cleo is the lead singer and guitarist, as well as the main boss of the band. Coco is chill and likes to be there. Yfke is always stoned. Zoey is the quiet introverted type, Maya was actually intersted in befriending Zoey since they’re both quiet types, but besides that they have nothing in common which is why she fails at trying to befriend her since Zoey is uninterested.
>apparently, Mymy’s sister episode is the most fleshed out. Mymy’s sister tracks her down and has this big elaborate scheme where she infiltrates the school pretending to be a korean boy that causes Maya to fall for her since K-Pop boys are hot or something. She immediately befriends Maya (she knows everything about the Schoppenboer family because she’s a genius), she knows Maya’s weak spots. Maya thinks she’s made a friend but Mymy’s sister is just there to get Mymy back to Japan. She asks Maya to stay over for the night, Maya agrees, when she stays over Mymy is none-the-wiser, Coco is VERY skeptical of her presense on befriending Maya, Maya’s mom is just excited to hear Maya finally made a new friend. Coco objects, but Maya’s mom shuts her down and that he can stay (it’s revealed Maya’s mom is the pushy, bitchy type that only likes her kids if they accomplish something). Coco and Mymy keep a lookout on the “boy” that involves a nerfgun shootout between Mymy and her sister like those old cowboy movies. But in the end Mymy’s sister gets found out when they are back at school, Maya chats with her, she goes to the bathroom, Mymy doesn’t buy that her sister is korean so as a test she asks her to sign an autograph of Kim Jon Un since she’s a “big fan”, Mymy’s sister does it in perfect korean handwriting since she studied very hard for it. Later when they’re all back at home Mymy’s sister sneaks into Mymy’s room to kidnap her, pulls the sheets off only to reveal no one’s there, camera cuts to behind her back with Mymy pointing her nerf gun at her. Mymy knew she was a fake since if her sister is “south korean” then she wouldn’t have signed the picture of North Korea’s leader. Mymy’s sister knows this, but she asks how Mymy knows she was her sister. Mymy responds by saying she doesn’t know, this was supposed to be very anticlimactic. Episode maybe ends with Coco beating the shit out of Mymy’s sister and kicks her out, ends sadly as Maya loses what she thought was her only friend. Massa was thinking of hiring an actual Japanese VA to voice Mymy’s sister.
>Massa had a “Anne Frank: The Musical” episode idea that involved Mymy somehow.
>It’s revealed Mymy ran away from her family because she likes the Netherlands more than Japan, changed her identity to not be caught (this was the main reason for becoming orange and freckled, not just that she wants to pass as a Dutch girl as she didn’t want to be caught by her sister). Massa himself admits it’s a bit unrealistic for Mymy to escape Japan as a 6 year old into the Netherlands, but he guesses she’s a genius herself to get rid of the evidence.
>Massa confirms 100% without a shadow of a doubt Maya does not have Autism and only ADD. This is partially based on himself as he has ADD too
>Coco cares a lot about her friends and family, reveals that she did in fact had a unborn sibling from her old family.
>Moralbrigadiers insist that the show's minor characters should not be lewded in any capacity
>Said moralbrigadiers also stash porn of their favorite characters from the show in some hole somewhere
>They also do a bad job of hiding such by being too comically opposed to any sort of lewding that one may suspect of them being too puritanical for no other reason besides guilty conscience
Many such cases! Especially with tourists who discovered the show like a couple weeks ago. My time in Xitter has at least taught me this.
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