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The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dutch physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vera's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Grunge Punk Music, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vera and Maya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Vera's signature move "na de les, mijn kantoor," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nirvana's Pacific-Northwest song come as you are I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated belgians scratching their heads in confusion as Alice In Chains's genius unfolds itself on their televisieschermen. What fritzls... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Vera and Maya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
billions must wish maya a happy birthd -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
what did massa mean by this?
Why is Coco like that? I mean, all the zellig sisters are beautiful and charming, but she noticeably stands out with her authentic Dutch beauty. I'm not from the 4cuck to describe in detail the external features that are best not emphasized in women's appearance, so let's just acknowledge her superiority to the other sisters as an undeniable fact. So, haven't you noticed this striking contrast between Coco and Mymy? I mean, as a white racist, it was very speculative to notice. I suppose that in our community there has already formed a kind of fan perception of a (one-sided) rivalry between le evil Mymy and kind but unsuspecting Coco, in which the first envies the second for her Aryan origins and everything that follows from it, particularly her appearance. I've always liked this concept that fans exploited to create different content (inb4 cherry-picking the known kind of content to bait me). And I just wanted to ask, what do you think about this? Have you also had the feeling of some symbolic (racial) contrary between Mymy and Coco as characters (both in appearance and in their personalities)?
>xitter art cuz I had nothing else to upload as a picrel
ITT: we make zeltycucks and soyquote hilarious things from their shithole
ZARTY IS OFFICIALLY 2 YEARS OLD
WE HAVE OUTLIVED JARTY AND SHEMMY
>coco maya and mymy are so gemmy
<tsmt
^KYS MAYAFAILS YOU MADE OUR CLITTIES LEAK
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I've wanted for about a year now to draw myself next to the zellig girls just to compare heights but never did because I didn't wanna look like a weirdo self-inserting waifufag loser
<wtf ew
If I ever did draw that I'd probably never post it anywhere because I usually don't want people to know what I look like so they don't think of me differently
Happy birthday Zaryans
Just two years ago we were trying to decide whether Froot would be the end of the soysphere (he was) or not, and still bumping on da kway
here is a link to every ongezellig YTPMV and sparta remix i can find
SPARTA REMIXES
https://youtu.be/Lo8UcUsGhIY (part 9)
https://youtu.be/ICbkC6-KSLU
https://youtu.be/AmVyrS-uJeg
https://youtu.be/xogLGAH-U5c
YTPMVS
https://youtu.be/XJgmXyHCT2w
https://youtu.be/gAyluJ_4XdM
https://youtu.be/wsmVsjSrYE8
SUBCATEGORY
• Uses Ongezellig music
https://youtu.be/XxPX8IP5K40
new dogshit aislop
https://huggingface.co/spaces/Wan-AI/Wan2.2-Animate
it cant do full bodies or something
you WILL vote 'zellig for the sharty best nas award
https://soyjak.st/soya/thread/1522.html
ITT: we color colorless zelligs
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear maya happy birthday to you
I was browsing soundcloud cause im a selfish little fuck and don't want to give the jewish spotify overlord my precious shekels and decided to type ongezellig into the search bar and found this zarty saving GEM. It uses ai voices but has completely unique lyrics, show the artist some love NQQQQWW
New AI voice sloppinator just dropped
https://github.com/resemble-ai/chatterbox
https://huggingface.co/spaces/ResembleAI/Chatterbox
You might need a HF account thoughie.
>Guess I got what I deserved
>Kept you waiting there too long, my 'lig
>All that time without a site
>Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget or I'd regret
>The special 'party I have for you,
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>My Gemmy 'lig
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>All the 'log became so orange
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>Did you really think your gems were safe?
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>'Zarty, when I sold you off
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>Thought you'd realize that I would know
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>I would show
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>The special 'party I have for you,
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>My Gemmy 'lig
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>What can I do? What can I post?
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>Except I want you posting NAZ
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>How can I show you, I'm not from Massacord
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>Don't you know the times I've denied?
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>Guess that's all I have to post,
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>Sorry, the FDL just sent agents after me.
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>Just one thing before I go:
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>Take good care, Zaryans, let me know, let it 'lig
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>The special board you have from me, My Zarty, dear.
I HEARD WORD WE ARE BEING DDOSED BY BELGIANS. IS THIS TRUE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR FAVOURITE AUTIST
YOU VILL DEFEND THE NEW SHARTY BOARD AGAINST LEAKY NUSOIS https://soyjak.st/zarty/index.html
Is the West rising Zaryans? Is the average chud going to see in its lifetime an unzogged first world?
It’s over
Today is Kuz larp day and zellig threads have minimal chance to be deleted so go and make it orange
here are some old pics from the 2023 soyjak.party pixelplanet event, should we make something again with the current one? Leave your contributions here and we could maybe organize to make some nice art
The FTC is asking (YOU) for your opinion on trooning kids out (AmeriGOD submissions only), you VVILL tell xem why pumping kids full of chemicals and cutting their dicks and uteruses off is beyond satanic and every doctor that did this should be lynched.
https://www.regulations.gov/commenton/FTC-2025-0264-0001
TTD TTD TTD
<offtopic question, zellig related image.
>heh yea this cocofrog thread will own da mayafags
<0 replies other than rot 'jakking himself off
>WHAT THE FUCK THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO OWN DA MAYAF-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Buurman en buurman WABAG
>spend 7 years making a series
>literally pour your heart and soul into it
>make it only in dutch
>still gets massive fanbase
>refuse to sell merch because of morals or something retarded
>pick patreon knockoff that majority of the fanbase cant donate to because the dutch are massive retards
>show dies
YVP. ISSA RETARDED NIGGER CUCK GEEEEEEEEEEEG
We should make more muslim edits of zellig characters because soyim leak at the sight of exposed skin
This was made 3 months ago, how many lurk amongst us today?
>tfw you walk in on maya doing a satanic ritual sacrifice of mymy
>but the devil takes her soul instead
>make a failure of a child
>proceed to adopt a literal aryan beast
Atleast make it subtle
recently the springboks (cocos favorite team) scored a resounding 43-10 against the all blacks which are the most consistently ranked #1 rugby team in all of its existence. this has been the biggest defeat in all of new zealand's history and shows that the true aryan blood of south africans exists and we all know if coco was real she would be eccentric
Post memes that make fun of the sharty, zellig themed or IAZ please
It's been half year since ongezellig discontinuation. How does it feel after this?
zartycucks don't tell me you lurk waiting for someone to post every few minutes instead of posting yourselves
Thank you for everything you have done for the site.
Hartelijk dank voor alles wat u voor de site hebt gedaan.
Vielen Dank für alles, was Sie für die Site getan haben.
このサイトのために尽力していただいたことに感謝いたします。
Շնորհակալություն կայքի համար արած ամեն ինչի համար։
(image is a Mod)
what is mymy part 1488 or whatever and why do people keep referencing it
<wordswordswords, I'm a lazy SLF and dumping this here for other people to finish of zoiets.
Guy that made the zellig font here, 2 weeks unfortunately turned into months and then eventually stopped all together due to irlGODing. Dropping all the resources here if anyone wants to pick up the mantle. There were still some issues I had with the font, but I honestly can't remember what exactly besides missing characters. If I were updating it again, I'd honestly just start from scratch since I think I used the old illustrations for some of the characters which were smaller and lower quality before the Google Drive dump happened from 'assa ximself.
>https://mega.nz/file/yrgAEICJ#iVh1oHoaiqL87Y5WFD7LShH3a7niXOg6SsYd3DZtd-I
You'll find all of the images I could find that used for xis font, and Paint.net files for organizing and layering letters together to see which one is the biggest for me to choose from and vectorize (ignore any of the "bolded" ones on the bottom left, not sure why I included those). None of them were resized in anyway, just cropped and possibly rotated.
I used Adobe Illustrator for vectorizing the characters, along with this paid plugin that auto-kerns the characters together: https://www.fontself.com/
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I used AI for upscaling the characters before vectorizing them back then, they probably weren't necessary for all, but definitely so for the characters that had no bigger or clearer equivalent like "Q" and "q". If anyone's serious about completing this font to include special and foreign characters, either try and replicate the style yourself or look into replacing the letters on the 2nd image via AI prompting with NanoBanana from Google or Seedream 4.0 from Bytedance since that's what I'd probably do as I couldn't imitate the style for it.
Sorry I couldn't complete it and doubly so for hoarding this all this time.
After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.
You can download it here: soyjak.download/f.php?h=12j7YmFY&d=1
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Keep in mind, this is still an ongoing WIP and any letters could be subject to change.
I have not recreated/interpreted all of the special characters like ‘*’, '%' and ‘$’ yet since I haven’t encountered a reference photo that uses those glyphs in Massa’s font (if he ever made them to begin with), I’ve only recreated glyphs I could easily Image Trace in Illustrator or attempt to interpret in his style like ‘[]’ and ‘=’.
Don’t be mistaken, I will certainly get to making those special characters in his style as best as I can, I just wanted cover all that I could do first and have this ready for you fellow Zaryans to use. TWO MORE WEEKS (or however I tardwrangle the object paths in ‘strator).
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And if anyone asks,
>Doesn’t Massa handwrite his stuff tho?
He does, for the most part. But if you check his earlier videos like here: https://youtu.be/JAKY-o2m0PU?t=98 you’ll see letters like ‘a’, ‘o’, ‘e’, etc. are clearly uniformal and not different from one another like you’d see in handwriting. Likewise, if you check out his website on the Wayback Machine, you’ll see he has been using this font since 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20160618012141/https://www.studiomassa.nl/. And the fact that it had no kerning (the space between the letters) back then, says to me he made this himself and changed it later on to look less awful for use.
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Have fun Zaryans! Not sure when the next update will be, probably once I make all the characters on my keyboard is when I'll drop it then.
that's about it really, I don't wanna download from YouTube because that sometimes doesn't work and I transheart torrenting
why haven't 'fic writers made any HECKIN GEMS out of the scrapped episode ideas from OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MASSA HIMSELF????!!!!!
ARE THEY STUPID????? GET TO WRITTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AGOOGY AGOOGY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO woits woits woits woits GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
R: 247 / V: 5
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG MAYACUCKS WHAT IS THIS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
MakeZellig just made a q+a community post https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbkaHS4q80XLh3sBvtMox7Q
Alright the time has come, we don’t really NEED our girls to won but we need to make them survive as long as possible.
Nomination has begun:
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/150219200
Nomination List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WCHh67pyxS1mO3T735rGTy9knukCFvL18e0qgyYeXkI/edit?gid=0#gid=0
Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that
Ongezellig was made a by a woke guy who support the LGBT and veganism. Your show is woke. If it wasnt, why are the main character brown and colored shitskins?
>but... mymy is le nationalist white savior!!!!
Massa created Mymy as a character to mock the average brown shitskin who LARP as white nationalist who's idol is hitler. Massa made the character retarded just to mock these retarded chud. He doesnt like you or wants associate with you
Remember that massa's server cried about alt right trolls since 2018
The below image is one of his art who also proves he supports muzzies
Baiterald I kneel
>Shoving Lidly in a aging machine and turning her into irl Vera forcing her to cuddle with Zaryans
https://mayagetstrolled.webcomic.ws/comics/2/#content-start
Wtf is this
does anyone knows what happened in it or is it lost mediarino
