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A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
Coco will always be the best sister btw any other opinion is federal-backed brimstone
GEM ALERT also the creator of this said xey would make deel 7 if this gets to 100,000 views PROBALLY an empty promise but it deserves more attention >though
We should all make an effort to revive Moon Man on Instagram Reels.
Moon Man is legendary, only OG's remember him.
If we revive Moon Man he could be the face of a new movement, Just hear me out.
https://youtu.be/9z_THjHuSRQ (in case the embed doesn't work)
Is there any fanart of the girls being older then they are in the show???
Hey guys! I wanted to share an OC I made, his name is Jamal and he's from Libya, I wanted to give Coco a boyfriend!
<Kiki my good friend I pinky promise you that there is buried treasure underneath Maya's bed. Dig a hole straight to the center of the earth and I swear on my mama's soul blud that you will find it.
>I'll do it, but Mymy if I dig this hole and I find out this is actually just a ploy so you can kill Maya like how you made me dig a 12,000 meter deep hole underneath Yana's bed then I'll have your bloodied corpse mounted on my ship's figure head (as soon as I can get it out of the museum)
<Yes kiym yes
Mymy
>tuning into the zooru every night for the daily wave of roughly 100 new posts
Do you like ém?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.html
you VILL defend zellig while I go to sleep
why are there so many neo nazis in the ongezellig community?
Ik miss 2023, Ongezellig was so gezellig back then (of zoiets). What memories do you have from those times?
P.s. if you're older and remember things from 2018-2022 it would be also nice to hear about them
why is it so unbearably soul shattering to watch puppy torture videos but no effect when its human children? both are done with purely malicious intent to innocent beings who don't deserve it, but watching kittens and puppies get tortured hurt more to look at. what are the psychological implications of this?
It's 6AM. As usual, Maya spent the entire night browsing threads. She is lying on the bed, crying, feeling a void in her heart.
>Hoi M- Maya!? What happened Maya? Is everything all right?
Maya is sobbing, and with a shaky voice she replies:
<How could you do this to your sister? I always knew your kindness was a facade...sobs B-but I'm not offended anymore, I'm heartbroken, you're so cold to me Coco. WHY?
Maya bursts into tears.
>What are you talking about Maya?
Coco answered, puzzled by her statement.
<You say the most vile words against me, roleplaying as that frog..
>Maya.. are you spending time on that site again? O nee...
Coco puts her hand on Maya's shoulder, and in a gentle manner she says:
>Maya, even though I'm your adopted sister, I will always love you like a true sister. I want to see you happy, you're saddening me...
Her words pierce Maya's chilled and wounded heart.
Maya leans into her for a hug, her tears and sobs turning into a cry of repentance under the warmth of sisterly love. In this embrace there was enough love to flood the entire Netherlands.
There were no words uttered after this, for they were useless. As the sun rose, so did her hope of a better life rise.
^
With this newfound strength, Maya decided to pursue a healthier lifestyle, all with the help of her beloved sister Coco.
^
After taking care of her malnourished and weakened body. She has found herself thirsting for a much bigger purpose, one that nothing in this world could fulfill. She remembered seeing an Orthodox edit in her countless all-nighters, so she became curious, since it was so different from the watered down churches she was used to seeing. But that is a different story.
^
The end.
coco and cleo have the same pose, could this mean that coco = cleo = subhuman?
Zaryans, our stuff is making incredibly huge numbers on ChinkTok of all places, we're talking 100k+ views, I think we're on the verge of absolute Total Social Media Domination. But what will happen after that?
This isn't isolated to us, it's also happening to the streety and broader soy culture, if we weren't mainstream before, we are now
Normalsoi zellig sympathizer here. Why haven't ziggers at least tried to do do what frogcucks have done? In 2023 you were making IAS edits and poking fun at nusois in the same way, but now all the 4 of you left do is spam moeraisin and agugu pedoslopon on nuqway. Do better
>
well, zaryans
zellig is dying, the expert(php) says
and there's nothing to do since we're not joows
means we DONT have cash to burn. but
its NOT over! we HAVE time and talent(zems) to waste
even, we CAN DO BETTER! it can be ours, zaryans own show. dempolwords, but a trVthnuke (meds)
or else, the best shot xe fanz can do is to a dead body
so why dont ""we"" create and animate a new title called "asocial" (or originalé gemified name, 3girlz1zeacher) or somethin'
and stop feeding a selfish little jew instead? chudgunner can do muzic for free and shieet
i dont know, let just find a way. self-insert me could try myzelf but i touched grass (schools(n(artrelated))) but you can! even copying the full series couldnt charge anyone, instead of editz. zoot can lead and share on zpva for instance. just like creating deel 7
for independence, UNITE!
snca: im no zaryan, o algo. just a traveler who though that would be le zood idea. im coco btw.
Jeet this side, long time no see soyzellig.
Anyways Swatantrata Diwas ki Hardik Shubkamnaye❤️❤️ Happy Independence Day. 🇮🇳🇮🇳
how to save the zarty
>get a group of zaryans together who know how to do basic video editing and voiceover work
>start making goyslop video essays about SNCA like "ths sad decline of minecraft" or anything else that will make troons and cacas watch it
>Do this until you've saved up a decently large amount of money
>approach massa saying that you would be willing to pay him for some new deels
>make sure to emphasize that they should be similar to the original 6. no retcons about mymy being a leftist or coco having a black boyfriend or anything like that
>tell him to not post them to youtube and make them only accessible through the zarty or related sites (i.e zartywiki or zartybooru) so that there isnt a influx of troons and normgroids into the community
This would take a while but seeing how videos about SNCA goyslop gets millions of views its not impossible
yeah okay so maya simulator cancelled cause some of yall niggers just putting out false info about my game fuck i am not making anything else about my game and no i am not trans
Just wanted to share little ligly doodless I did couple weeks ago while I was on a holiday trip (I was searching this vast world for my Maya)
<hey maya, what are you doing
>NOTHING
<You better not be on your ongezellig soyjack website you filthy belgian >what?
<take your tren or you're getting 100 lashes to the back with my cat of nine tails.
>...ok
zarrians do you think there is any chance massa makes more 'zellig content
Maya
Part1
<Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. I faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
<So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)
Part2
(Maya takes you to her house)
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down)
part3
(You pull your sleeve up and get a ladder changing the batteries on the smoke alarm. Jada watched your veiny white arms get too work. You notice her and smile. She blushes and looks down a little covering her mouth white a hand towel)
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking)
part4
(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
>UH HUH YEP OK AAANNNDD THERE! I'VE JUST MADE MY VERY FIRST ANTI-COCO THREAD OF THE ZARTY NOW TO POST IT! AHAHAHAH JUST WAIT UNTIL COCO SEES-
<Maya...
>OH COCO CHECK THIS OUT I JUST WROTE AN ABSOLUTE GEMERALD OF A THREAD IN WHICH I KILL YOU AND IM AWESOME AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT LOSER AHAHAHA
<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>r-really Coco?
<Really Maya. >sniffles I-I... Maya dies
<Geg!
>"I'm a scientist studying human mating and today I'm going to explain why men like big butts. There are really three key things to understand here. The first of which is that we're really talking about fat. I know fat is a bad word in the anglosphere, but one thing I want you to notice is ironically the features that most men find attractive on women's bodies are fat deposits: large breasts, large hips, large thighs. Today's topic a large rear-end. People might say fat is unattractive, but they're really only talking about some fat when they say this. So the question for today is: why is this fat, gluteofemoral fat, fat on the rear end considered so attractive, whereas fat in the armpit, or the stomach, or under the neck, is not? Now, I should note that it's true that a large bottom also contains muscle, and that might be a part of the selective story here, right? Maybe part of this is selection for large glutes athleticism in mates, but usually when building glutes works as a means of beautification, it's usually because it pushes the body fat out to make appear more copious. Not because men are necessarily finding the muscle itself desirable, or so it seems." — Macken Murphy, an anthropologist.
No bait here, lads, only science. It's just scientifically obvious that Coco seems to be the most attractive out of the tnd sisters.
<https://youtu.be/E7PYcsYRaIw?si=iUw-Llh2HUQJHQdc
What the fuck happened to yosack jaki? I haven't kept up with the xitter drama in a while, wasn't he a "15 year old" pedo nigger? I checked his account and it got deleted from xitter geg
Hey, (You).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're the only other actual poster here. I've samefagged almost every post other than yours for the past several months trying to keep this site alive. But with school starting up again, I can't keep it up much longer. The Zarty will probably be over within a month or two now. I did my best and I hope (You) enjoyed it, but nothing lasts forever. I'm sorry.
Sup guys, I saw an animated video a while ago of Ongezellig but I can't find it anywhere! It begins with Coco AI singing over a jazz song, as she's standing on the deck of a cruise at night in a black dress, looking out into the night's ocean. After Coco sings for a bit, video cuts to Mymy as a bartender shaving ice at the bar. I hope you guys could help me with this issue because I thought the video was really cool and the song fit well with the Zellig vibes!
Holy shit the sharty is going crazy
>Quote removed the ability for jannies to move threads
>deltarune is being posted in post replies
>the 'log is filled with brimmy neutral posts
>/qa/ is more brimmy than usual
>/pol/ has a drawing of nate higgers as a women being spammed and also a new anime avatarfag who hates all men
>/a/ has a higher php than usual
Zaryans our golden age is approaching
It happened here...
/soy/ has reallowed zellig but made board greentext only
Currently posting greentexts and somehow their replies are not clitty leakages
Zaryans, Christ won. It's time to recognize sin and stay away from it and stop rebelling against God. Spite literally comes from the devil, for he rebelled against God and never gave up out of spite. Acting out of spite and holding on to hate out of spite corrupts the heart. Do not rebel against God and remember that he loves you. We are living in an age where it is becoming easier to witness a preview of what seperation from God looks like by observing the actions of the synagogue of satan. They will lose in the end.
I posted this innocent and 'zellig-unrelated image and everybody on the chat started freaking out and a mod threatened me. These niggas are literally paranoid geg
A recent thread made me want to start my own Minecraft server on Aternos.
I have hosted many Aternos servers before and they all ran smoothly. I already have a reliable set of plugins that can handle around 30 players without issues.
Still, I am open to ideas. If you have any plugin suggestions or changes I should consider, let me know. I am looking to improve the upcoming server even more.
The base features are
Proximity chat
Anti-Cheat
TPA
Home
Piracy support
Bedrock support
Deadchest (you decide)
Dropheads
Silkspawners
Console support
Android support
It'll also be the latest version due to Bedrock cacas.
Also I'll make another thread once the server starts with tutorials on how to start the server and pirate minecraft
(Jannys say your 'craft name and ill give you OP)
why is the zooru full of coaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
How to fix the website:
>remove /q/
>remove /qa/
>remove /oc/
>remove /chud/
>remove /brabant/
>remove /zellig/
>remove the overboard
>remove /v/
>remove the archive
>remove the wiki and booru
>remove the rules page
>remove the ban page
>remove accounts
>add /soy/
let me know if you guys have any other ideas
Yo, Maya's boyfriend here. Please stop stalking and drooling over my girlfriend. She belongs to me now and you "Zaryans" or whatever stop disturbing her peace. You freaks wanting to cuddle and love her. Now I'm going to marry her and have lots of beautiful children with her, so get the fuck off from her and leave her be.
Yours truly,
Baki_Hanma
how old is mayas mom
Nothing makes me happier than seeing faggots seethe about us existing and being the undeniable majority and face of Ongezellig. You should find gratitude knowing that your existence and love of the show should be some tranny's reason for not being a fan.
I've been working on an Ongezellig VN for the past week in my spare time. Here's a frame from a couple days ago (this image is not final). I still have to make music and shit, too, which I dont even really know how to begin with. Is it even worth it?
>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.
My guesses are
Kiki (obsessed with pirates)
Mymy (obsessed with VOC)
Goof (just look at his face)
Yfke (from weed consumption)
Maya (according to Mymy)
my 'zellig head canons
>coco is a frog
>Hunky twink sex machine is Cleo's brother
>'zellig is set in an alternate universe where hitler won WW2
>Every character i like is an Aryan Supersoldier
>Cobson is the principal of the 'zellig trios school
>tfw you launch Maya into a pool of toxic waste and she dies
<tfw Maya comes back to life as a radioactive mutant and she starts attacking everyone in the school and you have to put her down before she becomes too powerful (you need to find a gun first)
so after these recent leaks of lidly's DMs and what she apparently did to that 14 yo guy, we are 100% never getting next comic pages
do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?
>...
<Maya...
>...
<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>...
<Maya.
>...
<Maya!
can someone turn this into a coco frog
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved
zaryans, please please please read the Bible and study it. I care for you, Jesus cares for you more. I sincerely ask for you to learn and be alert. there is a fleshly generation that you inherit from your earthly family, your father and your mother, and there is the generation of your spirit that is different. do not be from the generation of satan, who has been a murderer since the beginning, but let's be the children of God. zaryans are already on the path to the truth because we see and acknowledge the evil in the world and are not ashamed to declare it, we joke about it sometimes but it is real. you see the transvestites, the shameless perverts, the rebellion and all other manners of evil that stems from seperation from God and what happens if you surrender yourself to temptation. zaryans, I am not joking. if there are zaryans who are truly lost, if this small community on the fringe corner of the internet happened to be the catalyst of your salvation let it be, there is no shame in it. it is not late to turn from your ways and change. Read and study the Holy Book, do not miss out on the message, the path to damnation is wide, the path to life is narrow so choose wisely
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