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If ongezellig was set in America Zaryan No.104963
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The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education

>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.
<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC

Zaryan No.104964
>>104963
they would all be fatter.
Zaryan No.104965
>>104964
probably
Zaryan No.104966
>>104964
cue to that fat maya image by huwabag
Zaryan No.104967
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Zaryan No.104969
Meds uhhh
Maya is mixed in original zellig so should should be a lightskin in this one
Zaryan No.104978
They would all have diabetes because of their aryan mcdonalds diets or however the burger goes
Zaryan No.104979
they'll all be black, gay, and obnoxious
Zaryan No.104981
>rather no friends den fake j's
Zaryan No.104982
>whypipo aren't a race
Zaryan No.104992
Zaryan No.104993
NO!
Mymy would be filipino
Mexicans are 50% white
FILIPINX ARE 0% WHITE
Yet they love larping as white
Zaryan No.104994
>>104993
that was my initial thought but i thought it would be funny to have her be a AF spic cuz those are more common in america
Zaryan No.104995
>>104993
ev&oe filipinx are 50% mexican
Zaryan No.105003
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<Sheiiiiiiiiii I live in America now, FUCK Canada and FUCK Mexico
Zaryan No.105004

Maya - Lightskin
Coco - Liberian
Mymy - Filipinx

Case closed

Zaryan No.105018
The thread stinks of mayafagness
Zaryan No.105021
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>>104964
>they would be fatter
Zaryan No.105023
>>104963
>>104964
no aryan would watch a transgender slop toon about obese 3 zog-controlled foids niggerbabling for niggerternity minutes.
Zaryan No.105033
>>104963
>Mymy
>Catholic
From Mayamail (canon BTW; Massa was wrong) we can deduce that Mymy is Protestant, probs Dutch Calvinist.
If she was ‘Murican she’d probably be a Baptist o algo
Zaryan No.105036
>>105033
Why not presbyterian if they built the Murica
Zaryan No.105038
>>105036
Fair. Any (non-Anglican bc Red Coats) Protestant denomination would work.
But given American history, especially towards Mexican, Irish, and Italian immigrants, she would definitely NOT be Catholic in this scenario.
Zaryan No.105039
>>105038
I know but exactly the presbyterians were the very Puritans that built the first foundation of America on which lately were built the United States. So it's likely she would tend to them the most.
Zaryan No.105060
This thread was already made
Zaryan No.105077
>>105033
yeah but its funnier if she fits the stereotype of the Mexican who larps as a "based trad-cath crusader"
Zaryan No.105078
>>105039
>evendoe the american elite at the begining were mason gooners
Zaryan No.105079
>>105060
i wrote this all by myself doe
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