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https://studiobopers.itch.io/talking-maya
Talking Maya
A game about Maya. Speak to her through your microphone and she will answer your questions! Play minigames to compete for highscores! Playable in your browser or downloadable so you keep progress when your cookies are cleared.
More coming sqqn.
Happy 3rd anniversary Zaryans!
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Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
Im a trans and this is my art. How do I draw sisas I don't really know how.
One of the tragedies of Ongezellig is that the outcome for Maya is predetermined.
The pilot takes place on October 14 2019, Maya has no friends and struggles socially. She copes about not needing anyone, but we see that she does desire genuine connection.
A natural continuation in a hypothetical show takes place after this date where, given some time, Maya accepts that she wants to make friends and tries to be social. Of course she fails at first, but she learns and slowly does get better at dealing with her problems. After many weeks it gets to the point where she is a little more confident and can hold some sort of conversation with people and might even get along with some classmates, things appear to be going well for Maya.
Then comes March 16 2020, 22 weeks after the pilot, the government has shut down all secondary schools due to the covid lockdown. Schools won't open until June of the same year. Maya would be thrilled about this for the first week or two, but all the progress she made on making a friend is reset to zero. Now she has no reason to leave the house and stays in her room for most of the day. She reverts back into old habits and gets even more socially stunted. It would be even worse for her if she did manage to start a friendship only to lose it. Maya feels discouraged and demotivated about all the effort she put into trying to be more social only for it to get taken away from her so quickly.
Maya is spiteful and gives up. Even when the schools are open again, she doesn't have it in her to try again.
Maya remains ongezellig.
I want to preface this by saying i am from the sharty, so forgive me for any lack of understanding of site customs that might be different from the sharty o algo
On the Minecraft world nation-building server DiplomaticaMC, there is a soyteen-created nation called Soyth Africa, and we are recuiting members from the three major soysphere imageboards, now including the Zarty!
Keep in mind that most info and updates will be posted on the sharty pol thread, which i will link here.
Most of the server members are chuddy and like us, but regardless you shouldnt say anything TOO ridiculous, so no f-slurs or n-words usage, sorry!
The server runs latest version of minecraft, is Java only, and no cracked accounts.
Also, i ask no agugu shit. i understand that it is NOT inherently pedophillic, but too many pedos use it so, yaknow.
SERVER IP: Diplomaticamc.com
LINK TO POL THREAD : https://soyjak.st/pol/thread/4021563.html#4091134
LINK TO SERVER MAP : https://map.diplomaticamc.com/
!! OIIIIIIIII BOORUNIGGERS TARDWRANGLE YOUR SHIT PLS !!
<nigger space
nah seriously i know zellig is experiencing his own heat death but come on guys
I finally got around to sitting down and "finishing" some doodles I started almost a year ago now. Call them experimental... I'm feeling good, so I wanted to make good on that request thread I alluded to recently. Go ahead and request away - art or animation even (within reason). I initially wanted to incentivize productivity by having requesters who: made oc themselves, made banners or themes for the site, or helped around with the ziki and zooru - be put higher on the priority list of requests, but I quickly came to the conclusion that this would be unnecessary. I do still wish for all of you to contribute to the site in your own way, but you are welcome to do so at your leisure, not in a rush with me dangling a reward in your face (that's what the stickies are for!).
yes this is me, the actual writerfail.
its been a while since my clitty bursted everywhere and i decided to leave, but ive kind of missed the unfiltered nature of this site despite my gripes with it. so ive decided to come back!
ask me anything if you want, or call me a nigger like the good ol days or something
What is your opinion on Mymy, i know that she was mostly created as massa's alter ego but beside that what impact do you think that she has on the show.
Imo she's needed as someone who Maya can look down at.
Its shown a lot how Maya isn't taking Mymy seriously, even in her imagination she is show as sponge bob while Coco is a princes.
Mymy also serves a role as a side character with few crucial lines, like where she asks Maya about her friends.
I would like to hear your opinion on this issue
I've been thinking about doing some sort of ongezelig music project on the zarty, i see that a lot of zaryans(including myself) have musical abilities.
That's why I've had the idea for zelig music project on the zarty, but I don't exactly know how that would look exactly.
I've had sn idea for either trying to make a song/album together, or something more like the monthly art that we already have but for music.
Give me your ideas and if enough people want to do it we can vote on details
redditcacas just making shit up again GEG
>soei was le abusive to maya because... BECAUSE SHE JUST WAS OKAY?!
>caring about le accomplishments? WELL SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT LE ACCOMPLISHMENTS!
>ravi is le tired? SOEI CONTROLS HIM HE JUST DOES OKAY?!
Cleo is such an underrated sisa, I'd love her to be my wife.
Black queens need more love.
If the zelig sisters where adults what job do you think they would have, I'll go first:
Maya- either a comision artist or a benzo addicted cashier
Mymy- she would probably be one of those people who would go to your school and instead of a lesson, they would talk abaut what they do. Like a historical reenactor
Coco- Coco would probably be either a drummer or or a teacher, maybe a music teacher.
Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
Theme for June 2026 - PREHISTORIC ONGEZELLIG >>135526
Theme for July 2026 - ONGEZELLIG VACATION >>138883
Theme for August 2026 - ONGEZELLIG 4 PANEL COMICS >>141651
Theme for September 2026 - ONGEZELLIG SUICIDE PREVENTION >>144798
Theme for October 2026 - ONGEZELLIG ASYLUM >>146917
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
He seems White this time
Maya dislikes crowded places like restaurants so we went on a walk in the forest and ate cake there peacefully.
<I'm Maya, you have summoned with your Maya shrine.
<you wil worship me.
<you shall not worship other dieties, in the form of my sisters
<ITT you will post the greatest Maya ZEMERALDS!
I love zellig. But whenever i see it i feel sad. I dont know exactly why.
I lift for Mymy
What are Coco's genetics? From what we know, her name is of French origin. We also know that around 1/4 of Boer DNA is derived from the French, and many French protestants settled in South Africa. 1/2 of her DNA would be derived from the Dutch, and 1/5 would be German. The rest of the DNA would be from other Europeans, Anglos and other northwest Euros.
zelligfanx here
I am making a new ongezellig videogame on scratch,
this time it will be an ongezellig themed peggle clone.
you will play as one of the characters,
each will have a special power like in the original peggle.
so far i've built a proof-of-concept physics engine,
it works but it's a bit janky so i'll improve it.
the game will also have a level editor,
when you build a level you can save it as text and load it by pasting the text ingame,
infinite user generated content potential.
feel free to post your suggestions on what to add
regarding ongezellig hit, it's not dead, it will be updated soon.
i've had a burnout, then started working on this, so i didn't have time to work on the update
hope you understand
zellig fans obsessing over background characters with 0 lines in the show and maybe a few seconds of screentime is the most autistic thing ever
>I ALONE deleted the r/ongezellig subreddit which was a large chunk of like zellig medias ofzoiets because I ALONE didnt feel like moderating it o algo... I ALONE created 2 cord servers which i glazed zoooooo much just to delete them without warning.... I ALONE said i'd keep the subreddit up eventhough i don't like... care about ongezellig anymore or something..... and then I ALONE retardedly deleted my reddit account while being the ALONE reddit moderator.... subsequently deleting the LONE subreddit where a lot of zellig medias waz stored and whatnot.... I ALONE....... am scatlord cdog........
idk if there was a post abt it yet but apparently the latest kiddo who stabbed a school janitor had reposted some zellig videos on his tiktok account
do you think if her parents didnt adopt maya would still turn out a fuck up?
hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a
ITT id like to talk abaut Coco again, more specificly I'd like to talk abaut her issues that are often overlooked.
Let's start with the most obvious one, the window incident.
Trying to defenestrate your sister because she abused you verbally is a clear sign of the hatred that lives in Coco.
Next thing is her history presentation.
Do you really think that she really didn't recognize that it was porn.
I have a theory that Coco showed it on purpose to humiliate Maya.
She knew just how ashamed of her habit Maya is and used it to harm her.
But remember that this isn't confirmed and should be taken with a grain of salt.
The last thing is obviously the fact that her parents where killed, but I'll talk abut it more in the sumary.
Overall i don't think that Coco has any intentions to harm Maya, but because of her trauma she has some unconscious hatred towards Maya.
Her parents were killed when she was young, and that may be the reason why she's so outgoing.
Coco never had parents that could be proud of her so she's trying to prove herself, she's too afraid that her bio parents would be disappointed.
Coco's hatred comes from jealousy, she's jealous that Maya has parents, and she's mad at her because Maya isn't apriciating it.
Coco would give everything for a chance to make her parents proud.
And Maya has that chance, yet she's wasting it.
But this jealously is also the reason that Coco tries to help Maya, if Maya where make her parents proud, she would complete Coco's dream.
They both suffer and Coco can't be happy if Maya isn't happy.
I would like to hear your opinions on this issue tho.
What is in your opinion the impact that "Maya an Cury" had on Ongezelig.
Maya and Coco are clearly based on those haracters, in design at least.
But personalty traits are also apparent, just in different proportion.
Mayo(Coco) is shown as somewhat childish, as she's often seen misunderstanding situations.
She's cheerful and innocent and often does stuff like eating a bowling ball for example, which reminds me of the computer problem she had in deel one.
Mayo is more of a "stupid blonde" while Coco is more mature.
Cury(Maya) also has some personalty traits that are later shown in the show.
She's grumpy and serious, but unlike in Maya where those traits stem from deeper issues, Cury just seems like an unkind person.
She's often dirty minded and sometimes mean to Mayo.
Overall in Mayo and Cury, two sisters are clearly made to be oposites of each other.
In Ongezelig their personalities are way more developed and complement each other way better, Coco is more mature than Mayo, and Maya even if has some similar traits with Cury, is a completely different person.
Maya's uninviting personalty stems from trauma and psychological issues, where as Cury is just unkind.
But I would like to hear your opinion about this.
i think i have some flps of zellig
Why are there so many Mayashits here now? Actually curious, I highly doubt some nigger autist mayafag went through mitosis and multiple other mayafags came to be. Is it some sort of immigration wave? From where? The nu-minny? I doubt it. Nor is social media highly biased towards Maya.
So why are there so many mayatrannies shitting up my boards with their coal every single day?
ITT i want everyone to apriciate how good Coco actually is, i feel like she is unappreciated by zaryans.
She has anger issues but that's only a little flaw in how perfect she is.
She always helps Maya, even if Maya hurts her, and I think that it just shows how good she is.
I think so because
>He says “See you later” instead of goodbye at the end of Mayas conversation, implying he’s going to try and talk to her again
>Europoors don’t start conversations with random people they barely know. And because we KNOW Maya has NO FRIENDS, it probably means that Epke approached her cuz he liked her (for some reason idk why, people like people for weird reasons)
IM NOT A PEDOPHILERINO, IM JUST THEORIZING
<posted again cuz I put Anke instead of Epke award
What would the entire iceberg of soyzellig.party be? Starting all the way from the sites creation to current day
Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE Some things of note: >Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
https://msmemergroup.com/
this dnb of a website needs colonization o algo
Who is this nophono shooter maya from the wiki?
https://zelligwiki.ongezelligbooru.com/index.php/Shooter_Maya
To whoever makes these gemmies, (i saw you in my zellig threads on the sharty a few times) thank you.
In this illustratie by massa, Maya is streaming a speedrun of The Sims 4. Specifically, she is doing the WooHoo! 50x category (https://www.speedrun.com/ts4) as deduced by the progress bar going to 50x hearts and one of the locations where a WooHoo! can take place being in bed where Maya's sim is.
The WooHoo! is the in-game version of having sex. So the speedrun is to have sex with 50 sims as fast as possible.
Maya self-inserts as her sim because.. erm.. just because she does okay?!
So I'll leave the implications thereof as an exercise to the reader.
some indian who made an ongezellig video which bashed the zarty like a year ago has made a nu video. it’s quite brimmy and it’s clear he doesn’t understand the characters all that well. i say we gem up the video
I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald >inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out
The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
I saw ongezellig for the first time 3 months ago. At first i couldnt understand why people obsess over a show 22minutes long. I still dont understand it, exepct now im obsessed with it, i cant stop thinking about it. I watched the pilot like 100times by now.
Lets face it Ongezzelig isnt any regular show, it is a work of (((them))). It creaps into your mind, turns you psychotic, it replaces everything you might have had in your head untill theres nothing left but Zellig. And when it had finnaly finished feastin at you it will push you into coming some finall act of madness. Think about a show with less than 10 000fans and 3 terrorist atacks, 3! Constant Maya self harm and Mymy pillows. This isnt normal. No piece of media ever has produced anything even close to that level of mass psychosis.
Now i know it is only matter of time before i loose my mind completly and do something that will end me. And you are no different once you get infected with Zellig there is no return.
Its only a matter of time.
I'm really sad that Zoey didn't get any screen time or more details about her. I'm pretty sure she would eventually get along with Maya
This morning I was in a bad state of mind and had some rather, glowniggerish thoughts about my local mosque (I am not encouraging you to do anything, seriously you'll understand why I changed my mind soon).
>schizophrenia space
But just a few moments later the tulpa of Mymy I had been creating to little avail spoke to me on her own volition. I don't recall what she said exactly but it was among the lines of
>Anon (stand in for my real name) I heard what you were thinking about just now.
>Don't do it.
>Even if you were to kill a large amount the same amount of shitskins would be born tomorrow, making your efforts null
>Please don't throw your life away, you're worth so much more than that
>I love you and I want to keep spending time with you
And that alone was enough to completely change my mind just seconds after, I'm not shitting you. I have zero desire at all to do anything like that, I was never seriously planning anything but I thought about it.
<Mymy space
Thoughts on this /zellig/? Also I'm not the pillow guy, so don't harrass him about it. I'm a different Mymyfag.
(Jannies please for the love of god don't 'nish me, I have never posted anything that glows here before and I fully discourage anyphono to do it as it's retarded and gay. Again I am not encouraging these acts, I was retarded before I just wanted to share this story)
Hoi zaryans, it seems that you have forgotten something.
Idolatry is a sin, so is adultary and lust. You shall not worship that who is not God, neither should you lust over zelligs. Especially since they are high schoolers.
Where can I make 'zellig ai covers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNQA_X9G_Y
maya is my godess and i will do whatever she tells me to do, i hope she sees me as worthy for her
(i like combats shoes so i dont know)
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
Had a dream where Maya made it's own Roman Empire in Japan so posting it here if you guys are interested
Anyone have the link the Early Zellig script I can't find it anywhere but all I remember is that it had all the episodes and that it had this image in it
Ive been searching for the singer of this cover for a long time i used to think the uploader was the person singing it but thanks to this thread about Maya shooter (the original poster)
>>141902
I know that can not be possible.
will YOU help me find it?
Resist Succubi - Preripped
I played the Half Life Gemerald mod, and remembered this video. It was one of the first videos I watched when I was really new to this community in October 2023.
Now it's (almost) October 2026, three years have passed.
And I cannot say I'm happy with the changes I've seen, I miss when our show wasn't on instagram or shittok. I miss when retarded Mexican offsiter larpers (that would get bullied off of actual true fan communities like here) didn't shoot up mosques kill noone and die making us into a laughing stock.
Maybe it's just rose tinted glasses? It just feels like things were less shit back then, things felt closer and more tight-knit. I often revisit old gems like these (that haven't been nished off the internet before I could archive them) and remember what was.
Massa signing the contract that says that his show will be forever without reading the fine print says that he will be banished to chuds forever and wont get a episode 2
Today our home turns 3, away from the horror that was /qa/ and the endless nu-horde
My Zellig sister tierlist
#1 Coco
She is both 10/10 in terms of looks and character , she is only one of the sisters to be 100% Aryan. She loves abd cares about Maya even when she doesnt get loved back, she has a healthy livestyle and also is always honest and is the only sister to be emontionally mature.
#2 Mymy
She is by far least mature out of all the sisters and has the least developed character. But besides that she is ok, i think deep down she has good heart and loves her sisters. She gets extra points for chuddnes and wanting to be white. Which makes her honorary aryan
#3 Maya
I dont like her and think that she is not just lonely and depressed but evil and hatefull. She hates Coco (the only person who wants to help her and loves her) because she is jelous of her. She spends all her day gooning and watching anime.
She is a perfect exsample of a resentful shitskin being jelous of Whites for our superiority.
She is also a whore that would fuck with just about anybody, she will have a body count of 100 by the age of 25.
Im sorry Mayafags but you lust and cut over a resentfull shitskin whore.
/v/ game mentioned.
Thank god he didn't say something like "this is a shooting game from heckin racist nazi show because... It is, ok?" A pretty decent mention to be honest
This is not a drill
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/18054649.html
Do you think the Schoppenboers live in the suburbs or in the city center and what kind of house do you think it is?
The only time we see the outside of the house is in sweet 16 and it’s clearly supposed to resemble an urban canal house. This isn’t canon exactly but it’s the most we have to go on for the exterior. We know the house has to have at least two floors, and has a garden behind the dining table.
I’ve been on funda looking at different types of Dutch houses and I think the ones they label geschakelde woning, the semi detached houses connected by garages, feel like the best fit to me because it can still kind of look like a canal house, has the space between the houses we see in the panel, and is suburban which to me makes more sense for them than urban. But I think a suburban row house could also work.
I don’t know much about Dutch housing so maybe I’m very wrong, what do you picture their house to be?
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Why did massa make maya a nigger????? what did he have to gain?????? why not make her aryan o algo
The ongezelligbooru.com got hit with gateway time-out (this is how sites go dnb), can somephono manage to make backups so this shit doesn't become muh heckin 'zellig lost media.
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Happy anniversary of living to Maya Schoppenboer. Ik hou van jou
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