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I'm not tryna ruin the thread
But could you give me some (You)s, I swear I’m not a glowfed
I’m just feeling so useless 'cause I’m braindead
I'm never doing the right thing, just stuck in my head
If you see me in the hallway, I won't say "Hi"
But if you find me on the Sharty, I'll be posting sometimes
Maybe we'll spam over baitposts and gems some time
And I've never had a friend, so it might be nice
But I can't take this presentatie, jeez
It's like the class is always out and always starin' at me
And if I say the wrong thing, they’ll draw me hanging by a tree
Always whippin' out their soyjaks when you cope and seethe
(But that's definitely me)
Next day, I'm biking the road
In my hood, it's my fault
My life's the worst story told
I'll be a NEET 'til I'm old
I write a page in my book
I'm just so misunderstood
I always think about them
And when my life felt good
I scroll the Sharty all night
It doesn't help me at all
I wonder, "What's it all for?
Am I the girl they abhor?"
And I know I can't afford
Watchin' them walk out the door
So I keep it to myself
And keep my feet on the floor
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A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends. if there are too much, NAZ threads will be deleted.
Post about any cartoon that you think your fellow zaryans might like, for example.
I dont get it why
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Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo
<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
- What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
- How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
why does R/ongezellig have so much Yuri?
coco x cleo
Mymy x Kiki
Mymy x Yana
maya x Tomoko I just saw today
No Yaoi of Rens or self which is bullshit
and especially no Tryn x Wiel. which is a total gem btw.
we don't even see the trio get some boys (they are rare gems)
BTW God hates Yuri and Yaoi.
hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a
I sent a mymy sticker in a public chat and someone replied to me with saying "hey there's an information... I mean da tiktok says she's an alt-right". I just don't know what to feel about it. Are we... No, is our influence... dead? Now everyone acquires their first impression of the show from shittok, i fucking hate this chink shit-app.
‘lig in space
Zoey, Cleo, and Yfke are just the Shoppenboer sisters copied to different people.
>Loner who's pornographic tastes are shown to others
>Non-white who dyes her hair orange to blend in better with the native population
>Ditzy blonde who speaks a language like, but isn't exactly, Dutch.
Massa really likes this dynamic, huh? That or he ran out of ideas quickly.
post her in this bread
Low effort pixel art created only to be destroyed
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
Post Coco images
We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
i think i have some flps of zellig
Quite literally did not watch Zellig until July of this year out of pure spite against the Sharty.
But I watched it and I like it, the ‘tism has me fixated on the show and community right now. So currently working on a project semi-related to Zellig.
Why is Maya so miserable? Seriously, she's living in one of the most keyed worlds imaginable. She may not realize it but she should be very grateful that she gets to wake up every day and see Mymy, Coco, Tryn, Yfke etc and all these colourful characters that easily outperform our real dull world. Really I'd give almost anything to wake up one day in my concrete slab of an apartment but now I'm not waking up in Northern Europe but instead I find msyelf somewhere in the Netherlands. Me and Mymy would be best friends and she would really be the only social interaction I would NEED, but I'd smoke Aryan Weed with Yfke and equip myself with illegal unlicensed firearms from Kiki. 'Zellig is so gemmy chuds I'm really not too fond of this drab and washed out shithole with all these boring and rude neurotypical niggers,
In short Maya should be grateful for the fact that she gets to see her lovely sisters and live in her amazing animated world instead of seething like a SLF
The soybooru banned me because of a mymy joke I made, and they're refusing to unban me despite the fact that I've tried to apologize. I'm genuinely so upset right now I think I'm about to cry
GUYS I'VE BEEN SEARCHING EVERYWHERE BUT I CAN'T FIND THAT SCRAPED KIKI OST IS IT EVEN REAL I SWEAR I HEARD IT ONCE AND IT DISAPEARED
yes this is me, the actual writerfail.
its been a while since my clitty bursted everywhere and i decided to leave, but ive kind of missed the unfiltered nature of this site despite my gripes with it. so ive decided to come back!
ask me anything if you want, or call me a nigger like the good ol days or something
Why is the overboard coal today? This didn't feel like my home-site today
Whoever is the 'tist for this ywabag
lalalala i cant hear you, maya is latina because i said so i dont care
Is this on purpose?
this side of the fandom keeps me sane because it lets me be myself when it comes to enjoying the pilot we all know and love
/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
It's so funny that reddit can central anything
>GEG
Mymy drink taste better than key!!1
Lets say for whatever reason she gets addicted to drugs like every dutch nigga to ever exist and ends up in the streets. After many years what does she look like
SHARTY IS DEAD. NOOOOOOOOO
At least we have the zarty.
I also think Mymy will always be a gem <3
Today was the 'zellig day, so I put this gif into my presentation I have worked for last week and a half (the main reason I didn't upload after exams btw).
Post your longest zelligs
Maya deserves happiness or something
https://nitter.net/rliss_finn/status/2083022108674965596
i remember being against ongezellig between 2024-2025 but i watched it a few weeks ago and i actually liked it, guess i will be zellig-neutral now
Also what's this new software called Soorum?
Idfk why cuz it sounds nice but something about it
the og /maya/ thread got locked because it apparently "has too many replies" but the /mymy/ thread isnt, even though its much more laggy than the maya thread since posters are actually using the thread to its purpose and attaching images to pretty much every single reply, while the maya thread is full of antimayafags posting bait. this is proof of jannies giving preferential treatment to mymyfags
Do you think the Schoppenboers live in the suburbs or in the city center and what kind of house do you think it is?
The only time we see the outside of the house is in sweet 16 and it’s clearly supposed to resemble an urban canal house. This isn’t canon exactly but it’s the most we have to go on for the exterior. We know the house has to have at least two floors, and has a garden behind the dining table.
I’ve been on funda looking at different types of Dutch houses and I think the ones they label geschakelde woning, the semi detached houses connected by garages, feel like the best fit to me because it can still kind of look like a canal house, has the space between the houses we see in the panel, and is suburban which to me makes more sense for them than urban. But I think a suburban row house could also work.
I don’t know much about Dutch housing so maybe I’m very wrong, what do you picture their house to be?
Farewell Entiral, your artwork was always gemmy and unique. You will always be a gem, Zaryan. Wish you well.
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
>find 4 views video explicitly named "What if Ongezellig characters did X"
>pretty normal all goes well
>Yana appears
It can't be understated just how much fucking damage this upside downer did to the point that now this fucking jew appears in every single thing related to Ongezellig, it is the ultimate punishment for something we didn't even cause, the day it gets forgotten and things return to normal because normalfags have found the next thing to jerk off over will be a blessed day
can somezaryan find that thread where coco is tonights biggest loser on impractical jokers and gets punished with immortality pic unrelated
A thread where you take images and 'zellig 'em up
>heckin example here
Working on a real zellig Iceberg since M sunday's one was shit
I sort of gave up on the last 2 so any help on those or more info the official zellig merch stuff would be appreciated
New Massa
https://youtu.be/LdGx75TGdek?si=J51r6DQNbVlLAT2k
Even if Massa did continue 'Zellig, he would make it shit on purpose.
You have to spot all 20 differences because... BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO, OKAY???
howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days
it would explain why she's so fixated on pirates, mainly the idea of being captain of some random bumfuck somalian party. it also contributes to Mymy's character, being frenemies with her for a long time and such allowed Mymy to be perfectly comfortable into making le edgy racist jokes. also for adding diversity to the show and shieet
How much did it cost to make the show? I heard someone say between 30,000 and 40,000 euros, but I want to know if there's an official or approximate figure
I wonder how Ravi feels waking up every morning with the woman of his dream next to him, and his 3 wonderful daughters sleeping soundly above him.
Have you ever stopped to think what would happen if General and former Caudillo of Spain Francisco Franco Bahamonde ended up in the world of Ongezellig? Or better yet, if he were a professor?
Dough toes
I have a theory that Studio Massa cancelled Ongezellig because he's Jewish and hates the Based community that formed around it!
sometimes I forget that Ilse is a kike girl
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