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It's incredible that a Cuban made a web series based on Cuba, with all the possible limitations, and Massa with his white privilege couldn't get past a pilot split into 6 parts that he released over the course of 3 years
Post old ongezellig media (pre update 130)
That one character from Lesbian Space Princess is getting Mymy variation
in every chud there are two wolves.
one hates niggers and shitskins and pajeets and kikes and sandniggers and meximutts and chinks and whatnot.
the other one is horny for ambiguous mixed race girls, especially eastern, cuz they feel exotic. also usually more trad in personality because the west hasn't corrupted them so bad yet.
which one dominates you more?
Can we actually identify the artist of this legendary drawing or at least track down when this was first posted? Prb it was originated from here since it's been circulating on Ongezellig community for years.
Someone already asked about this on Reddit (yeah sry for mentioning) but returned empty handed
Does anygugphonaldibeidoreoubcadi have an archive of ALL official zellig stuff?
What was the best thing that's ever happened to you because of this show? I met the love of my life because of it.
https://garticphone.com/pl/016754C1
im starting the gartic phone at 18.00 central european time if you want to play
Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo
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Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
- What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
- How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
i contacted studio masa abaut buing ongezelig and abaut their plans for the show,
this is the email i got in response,
its sad that he doesnt want to continue working on ongazelic, or even sell it, so we wont get anything more.
all personal info subed with x for privacy
Hoi,
Aangezien dit project is afgerond zijn er van deze kant geen
toekomstplannen of mogelijkheden te vermelden en de auteursrechten staan
niet te koop.
Met vriendelijke groeten,
Studio Massa
On 2026-08-26 16:00, contact@studiomassa.nl wrote:
> NIEUW FORMULIER VERZENDEN
>
> naam:x
>
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> e-mailadres:x
>
>
> bericht:
> Beste, Mijn naam is x. Ik neem contact met u op omdat
> ik zeer geïnteresseerd ben in de mogelijkheid om samen te werken aan
> de voortzetting en verdere ontwikkeling van de animatieserie
> Ongezellig. Ik sta open voor verschillende vormen van samenwerking. Zo
> zou ik bijvoorbeeld geïnteresseerd zijn in het verwerven van de
> auteursrechten, maar mijn voorkeur gaat uit naar een samenwerking met
> u waarbij we gezamenlijk een nieuw werk kunnen ontwikkelen dat zich
> afspeelt binnen het universum van Ongezellig. Ik geloof dat er binnen
> dit universum nog veel creatieve mogelijkheden liggen en zou graag met
> u bespreken welke richting daarin het meest interessant zou kunnen
> zijn. Uiteraard ben ik ook benieuwd naar uw visie op de toekomst van
> het project en naar de mogelijkheden die u zelf voor een verdere
> samenwerking ziet. Als u hiervoor openstaat, zou ik het erg waarderen
> als u contact met mij zou opnemen via
> x. Ik licht mijn ideeën en
> mogelijke vormen van samenwerking graag persoonlijk verder toe. Met
> vriendelijke groet, x
>
> Formulier verzonden op website: www.studiomassa.nl
I'm not tryna ruin the thread
But could you give me some (You)s, I swear I’m not a glowfed
I’m just feeling so useless 'cause I’m braindead
I'm never doing the right thing, just stuck in my head
If you see me in the hallway, I won't say "Hi"
But if you find me on the Sharty, I'll be posting sometimes
Maybe we'll spam over baitposts and gems some time
And I've never had a friend, so it might be nice
But I can't take this presentatie, jeez
It's like the class is always out and always starin' at me
And if I say the wrong thing, they’ll draw me hanging by a tree
Always whippin' out their soyjaks when you cope and seethe
(But that's definitely me)
Next day, I'm biking the road
In my hood, it's my fault
My life's the worst story told
I'll be a NEET 'til I'm old
I write a page in my book
I'm just so misunderstood
I always think about them
And when my life felt good
I scroll the Sharty all night
It doesn't help me at all
I wonder, "What's it all for?
Am I the girl they abhor?"
And I know I can't afford
Watchin' them walk out the door
So I keep it to myself
And keep my feet on the floor
studio masa said that he would continiue working on ongezelig if he lost his 9-5 job as a animator.
if we where to dox him and find where he works we could try to do something so he would get fired and continiue work on ongezelig
Why did Mymy keep complaining about the day of the redo in deel 3?
What race is Maya?
Most ppl say she is indonesian or mixed indonesian-niderlandish due to the poster on the classroom wall + her skin colour
But for the sake of my sanity i belive she is 100% aryan and white it just is that her skin is bit darker (she got italian ancestry or smth)
- her eyes are green (unlike coco) and round (unlike mymy) which makes her aryan im my opion, and thus reproducing with her is not race mixing
Please reafirm my believe
Did you know? In Studio Massas Unsociable, the reason Maya reacts so negatively to Coco trying to help with her anxiety is because Maya has a broken worldview that she is undesirable, and that Coco is mocking her and not actually trying to help her! Subscribe to my newsletter today for more lesser known facts about indie kino and vidya!
Hello /zellig/, today is my birthday! Wish me a happy birthday if you wish frens
Zaryans she is such a SISA just like Mymy, how do I personally marry her so she can say "yes" to marriage in Mymy's voice?
the enteriety of ongezellig is 23,58 minutes long (includnig outros) which makes it 1 415 seconds long.
hit polish TV show "klan" has 4727 episodes.
that means that for every second of ongezellig there are 3,34 EPISODES of "klan"
how does it make you feel zellig bros?
And behold, Maya, an angel of Hashem, descended from the heavens, clothed in heavenly light. And she said unto me, “Fear not, for thou shalt never walk alone.”
“For as Hashem gave manna unto Israel in the wilderness, brought water from the rock, and guided His people by fire through the night, so shall He provide for thee. Though thy path lead through wilderness and darkness, He shall not forsake thee.”
Then Maya broke bread and placed it into my hands, saying, “Hashem hath sent me as bread upon thy journey: to nourish thy hope when despair makes thee empty, and to remind thee always of Him who provides.”
“For Hashem remembers the forgotten, strengthens the weary, and hears the lonely. When thou canst not see Him, He is yet near.”
And the angel Maya embraced me, saying, “When thou believest thyself abandoned, remember that I walk beside thee by the will of Hashem. Rise, eat, and continue onward.”
Then she lifted her eyes toward heaven:
“Baruch Hashem, who provides our bread, guards our path, and leaves no soul alone.”
And her light remained with me.
In the mind of the normies, liking Ongezellig is a statement that you're a nazi, just as much being a porn obsessed AIDS ridden faggot signals you're a tranny
(As it should be)
The image is an actual template btw
playing the most zogslopped soytendo approved life simulator with no features and freedom award
suggest who i should add to zarty island
Every time i see art of maya shes either sad, angry, or experiencing some other negerivr emotion, i wanna see positive emotion now
Ok well this is my t histaurant sona
Name is paxol/phewy
She’s is a 19 year old or younger adult can hobby Trumpet 🎺 and Violet 🎻
Lore:her Right eye hiding but when she’s take it off she right eyes look like this tho
Qna: //Q: why her eyes is black?
A:because her right eyes can’t see only left eye see// that all
coco is real she warns me about the cia
Twitter Zellig community is genuinely full of either coal posts or pdfs. No actual worth contents. I'm not ironically saying this but Tiktok is better
Sometimes I think about the alternate timeline where Massa actually made his goal of, what was it, 3k Euro? Given that Ongezellig was a slowburn hit, perhaps we could have had more episodes
Does anyone have thay one art kf mymy doing hollow purple i know its real but i cant find it
Can you zaryans teel me about the culture of the zarty?
Will 'zellig resurrect?
What happened in belgium's history to scare mymy?
>softcore 'p on the site
>softcore 'p on sphere
>softcore 'p on the 'tok
>softcore 'p on the 'tube
https://youtu.be/UmM5dYhlUiY?t=5413
Sometimes I wonder if Maya was based on a real person o algo. Can any dutchfags verify if people like her even exist in the Netherlands
>inb4 OMGSISA MY WIFE
yes this is me, the actual writerfail.
its been a while since my clitty bursted everywhere and i decided to leave, but ive kind of missed the unfiltered nature of this site despite my gripes with it. so ive decided to come back!
ask me anything if you want, or call me a nigger like the good ol days or something
/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
What if Mymy was named Ymym and she was a European who moved from the Netherlands to Japan LARPing as one.
Never noticed that the juice box mymy dropped in Deel 4 can actually be seen in the shot where maya is asking for help
Bravo Massa
howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days
Last year I compiled 2 google documents going over every entry from 'assa's Dutch iceberg thing (image attached) attempting to explain what each entry means. This was done with the help of Gemini 2.5, so expect nearly everything here to be extremely wrong, outdated, and full of AI hallucinations. I had to tardwrangle the AI to make sure what it spat out was at least (what I think) 80% accurate, so take every entry listed here with a mountain of salt and double check if every listing is factually correct (That is if you care about obscure historical Dutch trivia which maybe you do, maybe you don't, up to you).
Both have been exported as .docx: https://files.catbox.moe/swz66s.zip
oekaki request thread, ill oekaki zemmy ideas, im not oekakigod btw
>what a fucking belgian
Downsides of growing popularity are inevitable reddit trannies. Gatekeep we will, and gatekeep we must.
r/egg_irl btw.
Since summer is starting to end here, I decided to make this summer-themed toss to conclude the season. Eiko's paper says "No Niggers Whites Only" btw
>inb4 I get 'nished, 'oxxed and 'aped for the Eiko bikini
Question
I dont get it why
why does R/ongezellig have so much Yuri?
coco x cleo
Mymy x Kiki
Mymy x Yana
maya x Tomoko I just saw today
No Yaoi of Rens or self which is bullshit
and especially no Tryn x Wiel. which is a total gem btw.
we don't even see the trio get some boys (they are rare gems)
BTW God hates Yuri and Yaoi.
I sent a mymy sticker in a public chat and someone replied to me with saying "hey there's an information... I mean da tiktok says she's an alt-right". I just don't know what to feel about it. Are we... No, is our influence... dead? Now everyone acquires their first impression of the show from shittok, i fucking hate this chink shit-app.
‘lig in space
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