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Zaryan No.146023 Reply
If the zelig sisters where adults what job do you think they would have, I'll go first:
Maya- either a comision artist or a benzo addicted cashier
Mymy- she would probably be one of those people who would go to your school and instead of a lesson, they would talk abaut what they do. Like a historical reenactor
Coco- Coco would probably be either a drummer or or a teacher, maybe a music teacher.
Zaryan No.146024
>>146023
>furry scat p' AI artist
Zaryan No.146025
>>146023
Maya will propably be prescribed storng antidepression "medication" to which she will develop a strong adiction, which in turn will lead her to trying to kill herself, which due to being a retard she will fail (like everything in her life) which thus will lead to her being locked up i psyhiatric "hospital" when she will either a) become a pooner and kill herself b) simply kill herself
Zaryan No.146026
>>146025
Stop being mean to Maya
Zaryan No.146027
>>146025
she will get prescribed vyvanase and try to overdose with MISERY
Zaryan No.146028
Anyone who says that Maya wouldn't be a NEET who kills herself at the ripe age of 20 is a gentile
Zaryan No.146029
>woman
>killing herself
nugoys...
Zaryan No.146030
>>146027
bruhmeisterese...
Zaryan No.146031
>>146030
marge
Zaryan No.146032
>>146031
you know what im talking about
Zaryan No.146033
>>146023
Coco: Doctor, spends some time with the Red Cross
Mymy: Law school, starts her political career as an aide to a euroskeptic politician
Maya: Neet for a while before getting a job in the Dutch government in cyber security
Zaryan No.146035
>>146033
>Maya gets a job
Meds
Zaryan No.146037
>>146033
Mymy would clearly become a politician herself or a history teacher
Zaryan No.146038
>>146037
Yeah but she would probably start as an aide or a staffer you don’t just immediately run for office, especially when you study politics
Zaryan No.146041
>>146023
my semi-serious headcanons are maya neets until her parents kick her out then hop on tinder and be a stay at home gf for the first betabuxer she matches with, mymy works shitty service jobs like barista or whatever and keeps getting fired because she posts racist shit on xitter with her real name and coco moves back to sa to become a rhino poacher (ok this one isnt all that serious)
Zaryan No.146047
>>146023
If Maya's life never improves should would definitely have some wagie job.
Mymy I'd see as becoming some sort of politician or online political activist (I'd like to think Alex Jones-esque cause that'd be funny.)
and Coco would be a stay-at-home mom who sometimes plays drums with her friends for small local gigs.
Zaryan No.146048
>>146047
Maya will live her dream life, Mymy will live jer dream life, Coco will live her dream life
Zaryan No.146062
>>146048
This wouldn't happen
Zaryan No.146139
Maya would be a prostitute
Coco an alcoholic
And Mymy will start good and even will go to college, then she will be raped, and then will kill herself.
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Zaryan No.146140
>>146139
it doesn't have to be this way
Zaryan No.146141
>>146139
kill yourself
Zaryan No.146144
>>146023
Maya would be a bdsm dom
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Zaryan No.146146
>>146144
Coco*
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Zaryan No.146147
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>>146146
How it would feel to be dominated and humiliated by Coco
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Zaryan No.146148
>>146147
>>146144
>>146139
zeltycord woke up
Zaryan No.146149
Oldtroon culture at full display
Zaryan No.146150
>>146149
Oldtroons own you
Zaryan No.146151
>>146148
Imagine if Mymy where to do CBT with sandpaper and a cage to you.
Zaryan No.146153
Mymy would do some online schizo videos
Coco probably doctor or teacher
Maya some wagecuck cashier job
Zaryan No.146154

Coco would live a full and happy live until getting abducted by a pakistani rape gang, when for the next half a year she will be brutally raped by upwards of 8 men at the same time, sometimes by dogs even. It will only end when she will finally cut herself with a rusty piece of metal thus dying slow and painful death from infection. Her body will be eaten by pigs and never found.

This is canon ending

Zaryan No.146155
>>146153
I believe that Maya would find some loving white husband, and she would be a stay at home wife, taking care of their 5 children.
Zaryan No.146156
Zaryan No.146157
>>146155
you literally just doxed me and my wife with this post
Zaryan No.146158
>>146155
Hope not. Maya needs to suffer, otherwise she stops being maya.
Zaryan No.146160
>>146154
Kil yourself
Zaryan No.146161
>>146158
She deserves to be loved
Zaryan No.146162
>>146161
If Maya was my girlfriend I would help her to overcome her social anxiety and autism denial disorder, I would love for Maya to love me and for her to be loved.
She needs someone to help her so she would finaly be hapy.
Zaryan No.146164
>>146154
kys
Zaryan No.147202
>>146023
Coco would get unhappily married to a manchild husband, getting forced to micro manage everything for him, with nothing in return. They would constantly quarrel about dividing responsibilities, Coco being forced to do everything alone in the end
Maya would lose her virginity with Coco's husband, being too stupid to see what's actually happening and believing he loves her. She would get hurt after he returns to Coco, wasting her 20s with random men
Mymy would get indoctrinated in college, becoming a fake lesbian to get attention of her woke friends. She would grow into a career obsessed woman with no love or children in her life
Zaryan No.147203
>>147202
i managed to deadlift 130kg for 4 reps today. pretty sweet. wrist straps are real helpful since my grip was waning from having to seated one-arm row 97.61kg for 15 reps i hope i can deadlift 160kg before the year ends, and no i wont be satisfied if i do sumo with mixed grip
Zaryan No.147204
>>147203
Keep going random Zaryan!
Zaryan No.147205
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>>147202
VANISH BAITER
Zaryan No.147563
>>147202
>unhappily married to a manchild husband
how does this happen? what do you need to do to be this man? you hear stories like this all the time, women marrying losers that drink and don't work, how tall and how handsome do you have to be to pull something like that off

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