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why do soo many people love maya? she probably smells bad.
but mymy.... mmmmm so small and sweet, she takes care of herself i bet
I know there aren't any women here but can we PLEASE get someone to make some asmr zellig (roleplay) videos that aren't this bullshit
Mission:
Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.
This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody
Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
i made this today. anyone else make some ongezellig fanart recently?
What websites do you people use daily? I actually don't use that many websites, so I'll start.
- This site
It's self-explanatory. A chill place, been here for almost two years. - rDrama.net
A comfy site. Not to be associated with the retarded site WPD, despite sharing the same mascot. By the way, did you know rDrama created the mascot? As long as you don't post stupid stuff like "I want to kill black people", you won't get banned. You can even say the n-word, and one of the two admins is a chud. It also has a fair share of fans from different communities, including some 'zellig fans, and it even has 'zellig emojis!
Basically, it's Reddit if it was good.
- KF
It's full of annoying people, but there are some cool things there! Reading lolcow threads will never get old. Although Null is more of a lolcow than the people the site documents at this point... However, I wouldn't avoid it at all. It has gems on it
TCOAAL and Ongezellig fan
Combination straight from hell
agugu wabag
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FYXVupzxU
new nigger reaction video just dropped
https://youtu.be/UGPIoubMT04
Gemmy vid. Ik ben het maar plays at 5:37 and Maya shows up at 5:42 but this video is clearly about how comfort characters are only meant to be representative, not to be emulated. Also he says faggot like twice geg
Hello my fellow zaryans. Where is the next shooting going to take place?
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
i have 2 rifles now (1 is a .177, the 2nd is a .22) the .177 has a silencer while the .22 doesn't so its loud ASF (air pump guns btw)
https://
open.substack.com/pub/eshoeteric
/p/shooterism-an-emergent-religion
The evil hacker nazi shooter cartoon that hates jews and is evil and bigoted
you have to be a very effeminate man or a genuine unironic woman to still like this show
https://x.com/THE_W4LL_/status/2067433113152573912
Times Square Japsterdam edition just dropped, wat nou zaryans?
Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C
Happy birthday Maya...
I'm full of love.
I'm looking through old posts on the overboard and I see one of zoot going "im gay and also /raid/ is being moved to /zellig/ or something"
(you) need to remember that MYMY VVON I felt like I needed to remind /zellig/ about how keyed and gemmy Mymy is. Mymy carried the show, Mymy is the chuddy girl she best embodies the chuddy keyed side of the fandom, which is ours. Without Mymy we would never have been here, I wouldn't sit here and type on this website because it wouldn't exist. WIthout /her/ Ongezellig would be some total SNCA buried in the deepest pits of reddit and 4cuck. So I ask to (you) if you think Mymy is the worst character and wish for her to have never been, would you also never want zellig to be picked up by chuds?
MYMY VVON
TOTAL MYMY VICTORY
she went to six flags and then went to the beach with us
I've found this pooner that leaks at us and is easily irritated by things we do
You WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
One day, I was at school bored, and I went on this "alt Chans" search site. I was clicking through shit (I also found crystal.cafe there) and I thought the site name was interesting so I clicked on it. I was so confused at first, but I watched ongezellig later that day and I actually really liked it so I stayed. Most people discover ongezellig first and then go to this site, but for me it was the other way around
Along with this heckin' chuddy agarthan hyperborean gemerald that time travelled to this Zoot forsaken here, I found attached to the same guy who made this a vibecoded chudwheel site spinner
https://trasselvardias.neocities.org/imagespinner
So no more needing to use keyframes to manually spin your pngs
-9 minute iceberg
-explains what the show and 4chan is
-explains nothing else
-ends iceberg by quick menton of an random shitpost which he describes as "its pretty wierd i think.... And i don't know what it means"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ClT6KyeAE
this nigga made the shitiest iceberg video ever
here are some points he made
the episodes are called deels (no shit really)
maya has social anxiety(as if it isnt in the fucking title)
mymy wears a wig (this nigga is not real how stupid is this man)
maya is adopted what (this is just wrong)
conclusion this guy is actually a fucking retard i know damnwell he didnt even watch the show he asked google ai to summarize it and ended up fetching shitposts from 4chan dont support these niggas please.
So in my dream, massa made a new episode, but I also experienced it in first person view. I was at school or something and we were on the stairs. I saw mymy and then I saw Maya by the gate of the school. I told mymy that Maya was there, and she started saying hi to her, but Maya got scared and left the building. I followed her, and this guy, probably 2 years older than her, picked her up. He kissed her and mymy saw and got really upset. we followed her because they ran out of the school, then we caught up to her boyfriend and we asked him what was going on, and then yeah the episode ended I woke up
I don't think it's adobe animate, it could be toonboom harmony but im not too sure. does anyone know?
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make.
I am a fan of wrestling and began to wonder:
>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think?
Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
YOU VVILL GEM UP THIS VIDEO
A few hours ago, Kanye West/Ye announced a concert I. The Neatherlands On June 6 of this year after his concert in Mexico.
Considering how in the 13 years since his previous concert there that ongezellig released, would it be Jimmy if we hijacked the concert with some selling gemmies.
Anybody has archives of Studio massa's Live streams while he was working on zellig
also can anybody find that one gif I mymy looking right and left really fast like the one shown here but it's looped I can't find it anywhere on the booru
it is now illegal for ohio ahh an diddy foids to be inside the ongezellig community
Zellig Characters in different scripts
nu 'ddit comic
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1tn0cag/first_18_pages_from_everyone_else_is_fine/
is it coal or gem?
202Ϫ is next year. What are your plans for this year before the thrembocalypse?
https://x.com/swordgunlimited
Can we behead this trannynigger
>inb4 literal who
Look at what he made
Happy pride month Zaryans, and since it is a moment of pride I decided to celebrate by 'ping and 'illing this tranny I found who thought it was a good idea to stim his axewound to Mymy
Somjak
Aliases
somchik2010
Somchik143
SomchikSays
Real name
Ján Somjak
Lives in Slovakia, near Budca (the Google maps link is PROBABLY where his father works at), although this seems to be a Russian immigrant that moved there at a later time
DoB
(March 14th?) 2010
Email
jan.somjak@centrum.sk
Id
114375047173542236770
Twitter
https://x.com/somchik2010
Google maps
https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/114375047173542236770/reviews/@48.5704388
YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/@somchik2010
Snapchat
https://www.snapchat.com/@somchik2010
Archlinux
https://gitlab.archlinux.org/somchik2010
Archlinux #2
https://gitlab.archlinux.org/SomchikSays
i heard of a new subpage on this site with many games please send it's link here
Hello I come from Mbabane, Eswatini and this is my tribal dance I just learnt thanks to Jewlon Musk giving internet access to my backwards nigger tribe of niggers, please send HHs to save the Ytcracka rayc mane
>haha yeah guys mymy just hates belgium ev&doe half of belgians are literally just dutch and the belgium joke was completely throwaway compared to her well established actual racism against blacks and asians. no goy you have to laugh at the belgium jokes which totally aren't just safe edgy reddit humour. PLEASE JUST HATE WHITE PEOPLE OKAY GOY?
SNCA Hunger Games Thread! I just wanted to see what would happen in this simulator
website if you're interested: https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/
>Text Document if you want to do one yourself
I remember being a zellig fan before the cancellation update, I remember that excitement about what will be further, and expectations of a great future. But that never met (the expectations, I mean). I loved how everything felt back then, the show and its public image was completely OWNED by us, that funny weird world was was our means to express our beliefs as well, I had started making chuddy ongezellig content even first-second week after discovering the series. I loved the show, I loved the sisters, I loved the Schoppenboers, I loved that ongezellig universe and I loved that world. And after years, nothing can be turned back. All the feelings degradated, got muted and went away. Can we even remind ourselves of what made us join this party and take this long run? Idk anymore buddy
oh wait you've read this babble until this? So now you understand what oldfagtranny dysphoria is without lurking on soywiki or ziki or whatever, don't thank me (nobody was going to do it, meds). We're going to be back ofzo, trust the plan (we don't have one).
How many of (You) Zaryans actually went to ze Nederlands? Did you try to show 'zellig to the dutch considering it seems that the latter is way more famous abroad and was quite niche until some time ago
>Hey, no offense but you look like you've posted on 4cuck for a bit, where are you immigrating from?
</v/
>Wow, you have posted on 4cuck then. I've never posted there but I met some users who did.
>Well, hi then. I'm Zach. I live in a splinter of the basedsphere.
<You live in a splinter of the basedsphere?
>Well, a bunker, if you want to get technical. I think it sounds gemmier my way.
>But I am not there much anymore. I'm usually out here scouting and keeping up on things for my fellow users. Whatever they need.
<So you just leave your fellow posters in the bunker?
>Yeah. I am not worried. They can handle themselves. But somebody has to keep an eye on things, know what I mean?
>And actually these days, I think they'd rather have me on xitter anyway. But that's a whole other SNCA.
>So, listen, can I ask you something from goyim to goyim?
<This better be good >I had a run-in with this group calling themselves the Zaryans. Pretty strange bunch. Do you know anything about them?
<[Internet knowledge 6/6] They keep to their own unless you mention this dutch cartoon.
>Well, that shouldn't be a problem for me. I don't watch anything like that!
>Hey, so, where are you headed anyways?
<The Streety >Nice, I heard they posted these funny looking wojaks once.
>I'll be honest. You're the first poster I've run across that doesn't seem completely insane and stuck in his own ass.
>There are sites I've never been to that'd be too coaly for just me. What do you think? Maybe we could post together, help each other out?
<Okay, sure
>That's the spirit. One thing you should know first, though. I asked you about the Zaryans, because I am one of them.
>I know, I know. But I had to know how you'd react when I told you. We're not very liked online!
>You still good to post along with me?
<Actually it's not a problem now that I know you aren't a complete nufag.
>I am great at making people mad. Not gonna lie. It's a gift.
>Well, thanks for taking a chance on a naive basedposter with the past in his mind and a penchant for weaponized autism.
>Let's go post some gems then
<[Zach has given you the Orange 'Teen Perk]
who was the autistic person that was obsessed with coco and roos i cannot remember their name
Who has that image of Cobson splitting Feraljak's head in half? I need it to make a gemmie or something
>unrelated image
ἡ γυνή μου ὄντως Μύμυ, τοὺς νόμους τῆς φύσεως ἀψηφᾷ ἔχουσα τὸ μέγιστον μέλος ὃ ἑώρακα. ὄντως θαυμαστὴ ἀμφιφυλοφυής τῆς γῆς. Εγώ μέντοι γε σύζυγός μου Μύμυ φίλος μέγας, ὑμῖν δὲ, ὦ Ζαρυανοί, εὐχαριστῶ ὅτι ἀναγινώσκετε ταῦτα.
we need to get saberspark to review ongezellig guys trust it will be great the trad aura furry will call it le based and shit
>uuhhh kill all niggers tnd kill all muslims ongezellig is for chuds only i hate all non whites!!! accelerate accellerate!!
<uuhhh kill all niggers tnd kill all muslims ongezellig is for chuds only i hate all non whites!!! accelerate accellerate!!kills some random nigger
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT YOU RUINED IT YOU RUINED IT YOURE BROWN YOURE BROWN WAHH I CANT HANDLE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS WAHH
did carhy get hacked? there's no way this nigger would change to be this keyed so quickly
https://x.com/DailyMail/status/2059373219186880792
More mainstream media attention!
>anime obsession
my clitty...
>its actually a good thing when some meximutt goes and makes the entire white race & dnbzellig look bad and ultimately accomplishes nothing and then kills himself-AAACKKKKKK!!!!!
what does the school buidling look like? is it just one giant ass cube?
I'm watching Piet Piraat - Zwaart Van Zilvertand! Kiki's soul demands me to!!!
How the fuck is Death and ReBorn considered the best Ongezellig Fanfiction? It is genuinely one of the worst things I have ever read
>Death and ReBorn Hospital Scene
<MISERY Hospital Scene
and NOBODY on reddit has ever metioned MISERY at all, let alone being a contender for one of the best
this fandom is so stupid it hurts
Yana hate is spineless fag behavior, when 'dweller came out with the diamond that was mymy's rival it was universally avowed as zarty saving.
It was evident 'dweller fell off by the 3rd (and even 2nd) upload but it took you monkeys a long time to catch on and now you're compensating with blind hate because
>da normies like yana and it's a tourist trap or something so it's le bad
^consequentialist ethics btw you're fags and I'm ahead of the curve
Yana won, 'dweller won (briefly), newfags lost and people whose opinion is like shifting sand should rope
<I NEED THIS
<I know others that need it too
<the soyjak download link is dead
<someone just post the font files or something
You will never be a real mass shooter. You have no motive, you have no manifesto, you have no combat skills. You are a homosexual man twisted by the Internet and discord groups into a crude mockery of Tarrant’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your botched suicide behind closed doors.
Chuds are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed chuds to sniff out failed normies with incredible efficiency. Even failtrolls who “blend in” look uncanny and unnatural to a chud. Your interests are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to spawn a couple of copycats, they'll end up the same way you did the second their shitty telegram bought guns jam.
You will never be white. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a gun, write some bullshit on a google doc, go to your nearest police station, and commit suicide by cop. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with an unmarked headstone, as to avoid every passerby for the rest of eternity spitting on your grave. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably brown.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
should this be used as a bait reaction image on the sharty and 'ru forums?
I uploaded a full page of zellig artwork onto the booru Is it aryan? Or should I get a job?
I find it ironic that Mymycucks don’t realize that Mymy is mocking racists
>Obsessed with country/race she only has very loose connections to, proclaiming they are superior to all other races and countries in spite of not even being one of them
>Hating countries/peoples for stupid/petty reasons
>LARPing all the time
>No real friends
>Thinks they’re funny and popular when they’re just annoying and everyone hates them
>Obsessed over an “icon” of a “race/country” that has nothing to do with their ideals
>Fucking loser
OH NONONONONO DISABLEDSISSIES WHAT IS THIS?
Hello ongezelligs. I found this site from youtube after watching the episodes made by Studio Massa.
What is it that you do on here? The Schoolocaust joke made by Mymy Schoppenboer was pretty funny haha. Are jokes like that common in this site?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ongezellig_(Animated_Series)
Guess what Zaryans!
Don't worry this made the jannies sneed like nothing before!
- Anyone can add a frame
- Only hand drawn
- No rules just add a frame
- Anyone can improve existing frames
- We need our top IQ soldiers to invent a good script thats not just edgy
First ever community made animation film. Get to work NOW!!
Een presentatie die Ik een jaar geleden heb gemaakt.
since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?
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