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Zaryan
No.137275
R: 14 / V: 79
>be TADCtranny (oh my 4cuck greentext!)
>spend all day saying how much your cartoon es aryaner than ongezogle
>cartoon eventually ends much to the dismay of billions of brown retarded trannies
>turns out the whole thing was the self insertion cope of a troon, with the creator self inserting THRICE between Pomni, Jax and the literal avatar self insert named Zooble
>have a shitty ending too
>also Pomni is a tranny, Jax is a pooner because of course
>tfw you've been conned into watching troonslop
Will TADCposters ever recover?
>be TADCtranny (oh my 4cuck greentext!)
>spend all day saying how much your cartoon es aryaner than ongezogle
>cartoon eventually ends much to the dismay of billions of brown retarded trannies
>turns out the whole thing was the self insertion cope of a troon, with the creator self inserting THRICE between Pomni, Jax and the literal avatar self insert named Zooble
>have a shitty ending too
>also Pomni is a tranny, Jax is a pooner because of course
>tfw you've been conned into watching troonslop
Will TADCposters ever recover?
what do we think about this guy
Zaryan
No.138816
R: 12 / V: 83
hes a xittergroid but posts some gemmy ai slop
hes a xittergroid but posts some gemmy ai slop
Zaryan
No.138538
R: 51 / V: 96
Yes, Coco’s parents WERE killed by Africans, actually.
Firstly I would like to address the ‘but Massa said’ argument- It feels very blatantly obvious to me that ‘they were struck by lightning’ is no more than a placeholder for something that would have been explored further had the show not been cancelled. This is because first of all it’s on the same tier of ridiculous as ‘They were suddenly crushed by a falling grand piano’- and I would argue that a sudden, painless death would not quite be as traumatic as it is otherwise presented. It is also worth mentioning that this was the second placeholder after the car crash, and it would be very bizarre for him to swap one sudden meaningless death for another sudden meaningless death, unless both were just different placeholders. Therefore using this as the definitive, ultimate answer is just liberal cope.
My second argument is the surrounding context from the show. Coco is a South African, who comes from a family of farmers. There is only one blatantly obvious reason therefore as to why Coco might have been an orphan. Someone may make the argument that perhaps Massa is some kind of liberal, who only realised that this might be a controversial subject after he’d already planned everything else, and thus was backed into a corner- BUT- this is obviously not the case. Massa is clearly very knowledgeable in history and geopolitics, and absolutely would have realised where that was going- and besides, the chance of him randomly stumbling into something like that, despite him having clearly done his homework on South Africa beforehand and being willing to handle dark topics elsewhere feels minimal. Coco’s backstory is the right wing equivalent of somebody writing a story in which there was a jewish orphan from Germany in the 1930s whose parents ‘mysteriously’ died before they left.
In short, it’s glaringly obvious that Coco’s parents were killed by Africans, given the surrounding context of the show, and that ‘struck by lightning’ was an obvious placeholder, just to give some explanation which could have been changed so that a dark topic could have been further explored in a future we didn’t get to see.
Yes, Coco’s parents WERE killed by Africans, actually.
Firstly I would like to address the ‘but Massa said’ argument- It feels very blatantly obvious to me that ‘they were struck by lightning’ is no more than a placeholder for something that would have been explored further had the show not been cancelled. This is because first of all it’s on the same tier of ridiculous as ‘They were suddenly crushed by a falling grand piano’- and I would argue that a sudden, painless death would not quite be as traumatic as it is otherwise presented. It is also worth mentioning that this was the second placeholder after the car crash, and it would be very bizarre for him to swap one sudden meaningless death for another sudden meaningless death, unless both were just different placeholders. Therefore using this as the definitive, ultimate answer is just liberal cope.
My second argument is the surrounding context from the show. Coco is a South African, who comes from a family of farmers. There is only one blatantly obvious reason therefore as to why Coco might have been an orphan. Someone may make the argument that perhaps Massa is some kind of liberal, who only realised that this might be a controversial subject after he’d already planned everything else, and thus was backed into a corner- BUT- this is obviously not the case. Massa is clearly very knowledgeable in history and geopolitics, and absolutely would have realised where that was going- and besides, the chance of him randomly stumbling into something like that, despite him having clearly done his homework on South Africa beforehand and being willing to handle dark topics elsewhere feels minimal. Coco’s backstory is the right wing equivalent of somebody writing a story in which there was a jewish orphan from Germany in the 1930s whose parents ‘mysteriously’ died before they left.
In short, it’s glaringly obvious that Coco’s parents were killed by Africans, given the surrounding context of the show, and that ‘struck by lightning’ was an obvious placeholder, just to give some explanation which could have been changed so that a dark topic could have been further explored in a future we didn’t get to see.
Any good HD Zellig Wallpaper
Zaryan
No.138508
R: 50 / V: 88
I just bought a new computer and I want to make a thread to archive the best Zellig Wallpapers for Pc but also for mobile as well
I just bought a new computer and I want to make a thread to archive the best Zellig Wallpapers for Pc but also for mobile as well
anthony esposito
No.138856
R: 21 / V: 84
hello again friends
sorry about the colours i didnt have the correct one. please forgive
TATTOO POLL
Zaryan
No.9751
R: 42 / V: 76
I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GET
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
VOTE! NOW!!!!!!!!
(i'll get it later this year, no date tho)
Why do YOU like zellig?
Dinlge
No.138399
R: 21 / V: 75
I like it cuz it feels like it has actual soul put into it and its not troonindieniggerpilled and its geggy and the characters are really cute
This thread has probably been made a thrembillion times but im a new sauce and i wanna know.
I like it cuz it feels like it has actual soul put into it and its not troonindieniggerpilled and its geggy and the characters are really cute
This thread has probably been made a thrembillion times but im a new sauce and i wanna know.
Zaryan
No.138536
R: 14 / V: 77
i swear niggers these days are zellig fan only because some brown white suprematist shoot up a place
there is no passion no love just niggers and pedophiles circlejerking eachother with the same old stale foodist memes
hunkies in 2020-2024 had little to right to talk shit about zellig, but now..... let's just say we might need a pause
i swear niggers these days are zellig fan only because some brown white suprematist shoot up a place
there is no passion no love just niggers and pedophiles circlejerking eachother with the same old stale foodist memes
hunkies in 2020-2024 had little to right to talk shit about zellig, but now..... let's just say we might need a pause
Zaryan
No.138716
R: 2 / V: 62
Made a cover of a song from that one jap band Massa likes for whatever reason. It was supposed to be "zellig-styled", but ended up more as a decent FL cover methinks.
OG: https://youtu.be/NKHmD4-7RwE
Made a cover of a song from that one jap band Massa likes for whatever reason. It was supposed to be "zellig-styled", but ended up more as a decent FL cover methinks.
OG: https://youtu.be/NKHmD4-7RwE
Zaryan
No.138458
R: 12 / V: 82
Every other day I wonder, what would it be like for /her/ to be real. It's like I feel hope, joy and love like I've recently met her in real life, and then it dawns on me. She isn't real, and can never truly share love with me. And I wish away, wishing to a world where me and her can live through an idyllic childhood to becoming teenage sweethearts and then building a family. But it will never be, It will never happen to me and I despise it. I miss her a lot /zellig/, even if I've never met her
Every other day I wonder, what would it be like for /her/ to be real. It's like I feel hope, joy and love like I've recently met her in real life, and then it dawns on me. She isn't real, and can never truly share love with me. And I wish away, wishing to a world where me and her can live through an idyllic childhood to becoming teenage sweethearts and then building a family. But it will never be, It will never happen to me and I despise it. I miss her a lot /zellig/, even if I've never met her
Zaryan
No.123713
R: 88 / V: 105
Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?
Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?
korean wiki on zellig
Zaryan
No.138486
R: 6 / V: 78
https://en.namu.wiki/w/Ongezellig
take a look at this geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
https://en.namu.wiki/w/Ongezellig
take a look at this geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
Shitpost thread or smth
Zaryan
No.6883
R: 1461 / V: 475
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 1461 / V: 475
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
massa sucks at writing
Zaryan
No.128880
R: 500 / V: 178
i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:
<redditspace Coco: >I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace Maya: >My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! GASP CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:
<redditspace Coco: >I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace Maya: >My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! GASP CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
Whos your favorite 'ig character other then the sisters
Dinlge
No.138208
R: 17 / V: 89
I like henk and eiko
I like henk and eiko
Zaryan
No.138310
R: 2 / V: 66
Two out of three xitter AI porn accounts were taken down in the last month, and with that, the absolute brimstone they posted, it's a Zaryan win
Two out of three xitter AI porn accounts were taken down in the last month, and with that, the absolute brimstone they posted, it's a Zaryan win
Zaryan
No.138197
R: 6 / V: 80
can you guys post gemmy mymys here so I can get more reps done in the gym
can you guys post gemmy mymys here so I can get more reps done in the gym
my art thread
Zaryan
No.123365
R: 192 / V: 97
Hey guys, I'll be posting my ongezellig art here now instead of in the art general.
You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
Hey guys, I'll be posting my ongezellig art here now instead of in the art general.
You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
Zaryan
No.138111
R: 16 / V: 70
i hate this website but i just had to show you guys an actual indian artist living in india made this i literally cannot believe it
i hate this website but i just had to show you guys an actual indian artist living in india made this i literally cannot believe it
Zaryan
No.137552
R: 42 / V: 76
>the first ongezellig VN comes out
>it's yurislop foidslop problematic media class of 09 with yana and the characters barely resemble their personality and looks made by a 13 year old
how will we ever recover...
>it's yurislop foidslop problematic media class of 09 with yana and the characters barely resemble their personality and looks made by a 13 year old
how will we ever recover...
Mayo en Curry in Hebrew
Zaryan
No.138038
R: 39 / V: 75
מיונז וקארי #39
מיונז וקארי #39
Zaryan
No.137501
R: 18 / V: 73
new jewtuber reaction video has been released
https://youtu.be/-2FYXVupzxU?si=EOo0iTM2oM2PdVK8
I say we gem up the comment section on this bfdiNIGGER
Ik ben het maar piano
Zaryan
No.137500
R: 12 / V: 65
I can sight read the beginning but the faster parts are harder. give me like 2 weeks and ill record a video of myself playing it
playing this arrangement
https://musescore.com/user/77730487/scores/25414891
I can sight read the beginning but the faster parts are harder. give me like 2 weeks and ill record a video of myself playing it
playing this arrangement
https://musescore.com/user/77730487/scores/25414891
ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)
Zaryan
No.16290
R: 103 / V: 122
I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".
I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.
I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.
I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.
If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
Fuck musescore
Zaryan
No.137636
R: 5 / V: 67
A few weeks ago I found this musical arrangement of Ik ben het maar, but the jews at musescore won't let you download the song without paying. So I just transcribed the whole piece for all zayrians to enjoy.
Original arrangement: https://musescore.com/user/54683949/scores/24571981
Original arrangement: https://musescore.com/user/54683949/scores/24571981
Zaryan
No.137138
R: 56 / V: 84
made a new 'jak and an OC 'toss of the second best BWCzellig girl, i hope you like it
made a new 'jak and an OC 'toss of the second best BWCzellig girl, i hope you like it
Zaryan
No.116339
R: 96 / V: 73
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
Zaryan
No.137409
R: 25 / V: 75
Where were you when this historic moment happened right here on the zarty?
Where were you when this historic moment happened right here on the zarty?
Yet another raped nigger
Zaryan
No.136365
R: 14 / V: 65
ONIIGOTSTYLE
Aliases
wifeyvoo
warderic01
ChaoticGamer00
saikuonii
your_boyt_00
Crimes
Drew 'zellig porn
Lives in Atlanta, Georgia, one of the nicer suburbs too
https://files.catbox.moe/vp4j5g.png
Real name
Eric Ward
Born July 31st, 200X
Email
warderic01@gmail.com
IP
66.87.132.131
Twitter
https://x.com/ONIIGOTSTYLE
DeviantArt
https://www.deviantart.com/wifeyvoo
Newgrounds
https://wifeyvoo.newgrounds.com/
Strawpage
https://wifeyvoo.straw.page/
Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/your_boyt_00
Sir
Sword
No.137332
R: 23 / V: 68
why do soo many people love maya? she probably smells bad.
but mymy.... mmmmm so small and sweet, she takes care of herself i bet
why do soo many people love maya? she probably smells bad.
but mymy.... mmmmm so small and sweet, she takes care of herself i bet
Zaryan
No.137330
R: 8 / V: 60
I know there aren't any women here but can we PLEASE get someone to make some asmr zellig (roleplay) videos that aren't this bullshit
I know there aren't any women here but can we PLEASE get someone to make some asmr zellig (roleplay) videos that aren't this bullshit
Spot The 'zellig a.k.a. /zellig_on_da_log/
Zaryan
No.80351
R: 67 / V: 74
Mission:
Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.
This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody
Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
fanart thread?
Zaryan
No.52972
R: 157 / V: 106
i made this today. anyone else make some ongezellig fanart recently?
i made this today. anyone else make some ongezellig fanart recently?
Zaryan
No.136930
R: 79 / V: 83
What websites do you people use daily? I actually don't use that many websites, so I'll start.
- This site
It's self-explanatory. A chill place, been here for almost two years. - rDrama.net
A comfy site. Not to be associated with the retarded site WPD, despite sharing the same mascot. By the way, did you know rDrama created the mascot? As long as you don't post stupid stuff like "I want to kill black people", you won't get banned. You can even say the n-word, and one of the two admins is a chud. It also has a fair share of fans from different communities, including some 'zellig fans, and it even has 'zellig emojis!
Basically, it's Reddit if it was good.
- KF
It's full of annoying people, but there are some cool things there! Reading lolcow threads will never get old. Although Null is more of a lolcow than the people the site documents at this point... However, I wouldn't avoid it at all. It has gems on it
San Diego Shooter Steam Profile
Taeszer
No.132982
R: 331 / V: 209
TCOAAL and Ongezellig fan
Combination straight from hell
Xitterfags don't even know agugu geg
Zaryan
No.137069
R: 28 / V: 64
agugu wabag
agugu wabag
Zaryan
No.136901
R: 12 / V: 68
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FYXVupzxU
new nigger reaction video just dropped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FYXVupzxU
new nigger reaction video just dropped
Zaryan
No.136800
R: 6 / V: 76
https://youtu.be/UGPIoubMT04
Gemmy vid. Ik ben het maar plays at 5:37 and Maya shows up at 5:42 but this video is clearly about how comfort characters are only meant to be representative, not to be emulated. Also he says faggot like twice geg
https://youtu.be/UGPIoubMT04
Gemmy vid. Ik ben het maar plays at 5:37 and Maya shows up at 5:42 but this video is clearly about how comfort characters are only meant to be representative, not to be emulated. Also he says faggot like twice geg
Zaryan
No.135783
R: 53 / V: 79
Hello my fellow zaryans. Where is the next shooting going to take place?
Hello my fellow zaryans. Where is the next shooting going to take place?
Zaryan
No.45015
R: 28 / V: 72
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
leoisdagreatest
No.136718
R: 9 / V: 69
i have 2 rifles now (1 is a .177, the 2nd is a .22) the .177 has a silencer while the .22 doesn't so its loud ASF (air pump guns btw)
i have 2 rifles now (1 is a .177, the 2nd is a .22) the .177 has a silencer while the .22 doesn't so its loud ASF (air pump guns btw)
Zaryan
No.136662
R: 17 / V: 77
https://
open.substack.com/pub/eshoeteric
/p/shooterism-an-emergent-religion
The evil hacker nazi shooter cartoon that hates jews and is evil and bigoted
https://
open.substack.com/pub/eshoeteric
/p/shooterism-an-emergent-religion
The evil hacker nazi shooter cartoon that hates jews and is evil and bigoted
Zaryan
No.134185
R: 31 / V: 65
you have to be a very effeminate man or a genuine unironic woman to still like this show
you have to be a very effeminate man or a genuine unironic woman to still like this show
Zaryan
No.136654
R: 4 / V: 66
https://x.com/THE_W4LL_/status/2067433113152573912
Times Square Japsterdam edition just dropped, wat nou zaryans?
https://x.com/THE_W4LL_/status/2067433113152573912
Times Square Japsterdam edition just dropped, wat nou zaryans?
Maya Email List
Zaryan
No.39502
R: 222 / V: 133
Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C
Happy birthday Maya...
I'm full of love.
is this board still a replacement for /raid/?
Zaryan
No.136504
R: 5 / V: 58
I'm looking through old posts on the overboard and I see one of zoot going "im gay and also /raid/ is being moved to /zellig/ or something"
I'm looking through old posts on the overboard and I see one of zoot going "im gay and also /raid/ is being moved to /zellig/ or something"
Zaryan
No.136459
R: 5 / V: 68
(you) need to remember that MYMY VVON I felt like I needed to remind /zellig/ about how keyed and gemmy Mymy is. Mymy carried the show, Mymy is the chuddy girl she best embodies the chuddy keyed side of the fandom, which is ours. Without Mymy we would never have been here, I wouldn't sit here and type on this website because it wouldn't exist. WIthout /her/ Ongezellig would be some total SNCA buried in the deepest pits of reddit and 4cuck. So I ask to (you) if you think Mymy is the worst character and wish for her to have never been, would you also never want zellig to be picked up by chuds?
MYMY VVON
TOTAL MYMY VICTORY
Mymys vacation in california!
Zaryan
No.136469
R: 17 / V: 71
she went to six flags and then went to the beach with us
she went to six flags and then went to the beach with us
Nupooner gegbvll
Zaryan
No.132541
R: 115 / V: 110
I've found this pooner that leaks at us and is easily irritated by things we do
You WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
I've found this pooner that leaks at us and is easily irritated by things we do
You WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
I found the sharty and ongezellig through this site
Zaryan
No.136124
R: 9 / V: 75
One day, I was at school bored, and I went on this "alt Chans" search site. I was clicking through shit (I also found crystal.cafe there) and I thought the site name was interesting so I clicked on it. I was so confused at first, but I watched ongezellig later that day and I actually really liked it so I stayed. Most people discover ongezellig first and then go to this site, but for me it was the other way around
One day, I was at school bored, and I went on this "alt Chans" search site. I was clicking through shit (I also found crystal.cafe there) and I thought the site name was interesting so I clicked on it. I was so confused at first, but I watched ongezellig later that day and I actually really liked it so I stayed. Most people discover ongezellig first and then go to this site, but for me it was the other way around
Zaryan
No.136349
R: 14 / V: 68
Along with this heckin' chuddy agarthan hyperborean gemerald that time travelled to this Zoot forsaken here, I found attached to the same guy who made this a vibecoded chudwheel site spinner
https://trasselvardias.neocities.org/imagespinner
So no more needing to use keyframes to manually spin your pngs
Along with this heckin' chuddy agarthan hyperborean gemerald that time travelled to this Zoot forsaken here, I found attached to the same guy who made this a vibecoded chudwheel site spinner
https://trasselvardias.neocities.org/imagespinner
So no more needing to use keyframes to manually spin your pngs
shittiest iceberg ever on ongezellig
adolfhitlerfeet420
No.135014
R: 19 / V: 65
-9 minute iceberg
-explains what the show and 4chan is
-explains nothing else
-ends iceberg by quick menton of an random shitpost which he describes as "its pretty wierd i think.... And i don't know what it means"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ClT6KyeAE
this nigga made the shitiest iceberg video ever
here are some points he made
the episodes are called deels (no shit really)
maya has social anxiety(as if it isnt in the fucking title)
mymy wears a wig (this nigga is not real how stupid is this man)
maya is adopted what (this is just wrong)
conclusion this guy is actually a fucking retard i know damnwell he didnt even watch the show he asked google ai to summarize it and ended up fetching shitposts from 4chan dont support these niggas please.
Zaryan
No.136065
R: 6 / V: 65
There was a Soyparta thread once but I couldn't find it, what I did find was this hidden gemmy channel from a 'jakker, there's even a remix of nojak
I had a dream about Maya and mymy
Zaryan
No.136109
R: 14 / V: 65
So in my dream, massa made a new episode, but I also experienced it in first person view. I was at school or something and we were on the stairs. I saw mymy and then I saw Maya by the gate of the school. I told mymy that Maya was there, and she started saying hi to her, but Maya got scared and left the building. I followed her, and this guy, probably 2 years older than her, picked her up. He kissed her and mymy saw and got really upset. we followed her because they ran out of the school, then we caught up to her boyfriend and we asked him what was going on, and then yeah the episode ended I woke up
So in my dream, massa made a new episode, but I also experienced it in first person view. I was at school or something and we were on the stairs. I saw mymy and then I saw Maya by the gate of the school. I told mymy that Maya was there, and she started saying hi to her, but Maya got scared and left the building. I followed her, and this guy, probably 2 years older than her, picked her up. He kissed her and mymy saw and got really upset. we followed her because they ran out of the school, then we caught up to her boyfriend and we asked him what was going on, and then yeah the episode ended I woke up
Does anyone know what animation program ongezellig was made on
Zaryan
No.135818
R: 7 / V: 68
I don't think it's adobe animate, it could be toonboom harmony but im not too sure. does anyone know?
I don't think it's adobe animate, it could be toonboom harmony but im not too sure. does anyone know?
Zaryan
No.22466
R: 47 / V: 70
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
garry's mod thread
Zaryan
No.109345
R: 17 / V: 70
make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make.
make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make.
My SNCA WWE Fantasy Spergerald
Zaryan
No.134233
R: 36 / V: 62
I am a fan of wrestling and began to wonder:
>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think?
I am a fan of wrestling and began to wonder:
>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think?
My humble warning
Zaryan
No.128796
R: 86 / V: 197
Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
Zaryan
No.135653
R: 17 / V: 63
>THE HECKIN' 4CUCK INCELERINOS ARE LE BAD!
YOU VVILL GEM UP THIS VIDEO
YOU VVILL GEM UP THIS VIDEO
www.yenetherlands.com hijack
Zaryan
No.123992
R: 25 / V: 74
A few hours ago, Kanye West/Ye announced a concert I. The Neatherlands On June 6 of this year after his concert in Mexico.
Considering how in the 13 years since his previous concert there that ongezellig released, would it be Jimmy if we hijacked the concert with some selling gemmies.
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