Ongezellig

>>137602
Maya sisa

>>137602
Did they lock the original Maya thread?

>>137606
yes

Mayafags spammed their entire thread with cuddleposting and thus killed it. Brilliant work mayakeks.

>>137611
Kill the mayafag, behead the mayafag

>>137611
What is the point of a thread if not to be posted in

>>137615
Fact

>i heard mayagugu's parents say that they don't love her and they hate her and they will never hug her and they will give all the kruidnoten and soopwafels to mymygugu and she will make super loud and scary noises and they will give all her toys to cocogugu and she will break all her toys and rip out her blobfish plushie and then they will disown her and leave her in the scary hospital with the needles, i heard they are doing all of this to mayagugu tomorrow
<...

>>137622
kys nigger

>>137619
weh, dont say this, saddest post ever

>>137619
do mayababies really...?

>>137615
The idea is to post mayagems, not to goon to Maya like a retarded tranny after getting his hrt shoot

>>137626
a seperate thread should be made, on 4cuck /lgbt/

cool
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>137626
wow sisa, total maya cuddle

>>137629
tsmt... shes my everything.

>>137630
She needs more love

>>137628
>t. cocoposter

>>137626
The truth that destroyed numayapoopas

>>137610
Good, threads shouldn't get too long lest they lose purpose

What is she thinking

>>137772
drawing with blood

some drawGOD made dis

Maya and her sisters.
I made it with love and blood.

>>138134
Bloodposting is the coal that is killing the Zaryans, literally

>>138135
I also craved them into my leg.
Maya looks normal
Mymy looks horrible.
and Coco is too simple

>>138136
thats just how they look normally though

>>138137
it is hard with lines

>>138134
Not again

>>138136
photo?

>>138140
Is that allow?

>>138141
allowed*

>>138142
Prolly not. Rulecucking is too powerful. But if you do, post as spoiler

>>138136

>>138145
Admins can I do that?

Where the fuck are the jantrans on this website

>>138135
bloodposting is the promethean gem that saved the zarty from neopuritan nazarenes

>>138147
It's not nigga don't post self harm shit and fuck off

>>138148
Just give us your xitter handle nigga

>>138151
Who the fuck are you and why are you asking for this

>>138150
I not fucking off, I'm just not posting those images

>>138152
Tying to acquire blqqdkino posting license

>>138147
Please don't do that.

>>138155
Okay Bob, thanks for the info

>>138155
Falls under animal abuse

>>138157
falls under gore. doesn't it?

>>138158
Falls under the elite vampires keeping all the blood for themselves

>>138159
A vampire posted this

>>138157
zaryan abuse

>>138141
Yes

>>138173
If Mymy is a tulip and Maya is a rose what is Coco?

>>138173
so nice, maya is my little rose, she blooms into a beautiful flower

>>138176
A beautiful sunflower

>>138178
Just like mymy! Oh! What a beautiful orange sunflower...

>>138173
gem

Mayafags

>>138210
dr. soystein got replaced by a diversity hire... this is so sad

>>138212
he went to Agartha

Maya deserves killing, she's a worthless mongrel mudmutt and complete trash of a person. She shall burn.

>>138221
Tsmt. As opposed to maya Axel is attractive, white, blonde aryan who is an useful member of society with good personality and he deserves real love.

>>138223
Marge why are we talking about Axel now

>>138224
someone has to pair off with the other two sisters that would appreciate love.

>>138223
you just made that shit up nigga all bg characters are cartboard cutouts

>>138221
sisa doebeit

>>138223
adam mogs him though

>>138252
Adam looks like that one mexican satanist who's popular among transmaxxers, he's not appealing

>>138221
Kys

>>137619

>>138454
w....a... most saddest video possible in the entire universe

>>138454
This video makes me happy

finally the site doesn't lag like hell whenever i try and open the thread

Maya vvon
Yana lost

>>138659
if america had to lose, im glad it made maya happy

>>138659
Yay fuck jews

Uhh best of maya mm best of maya

>>139217
TSMT

>>139217
>"Best of Maya"
>video is 0 seconds long
<"Worst of Maya"
<video is 16 years long

>>139219
I love watching that

>>139219
"The best of Maya" and it's just her committing suicide

>>139224
obsession

Can someone edit this to be maya

>>139711
>better pic

>>139712
Why can't you do it?

>>139713
Not a drawGOD with a tablet sorry
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Also just oekaki over it it doesn't need to be mona lisa looking

>>139715
buy a tablet and start drawing ongezellig characters inside the splatoon world

>>139712
I'll try to draw something like that alsoe vegeta is gemmy

>>139740
Bob looks like Vegeta irl

>>139741
geg does he have the same height too

>>139823
Yes

>>137602
Maya is so beautiful

>>140381
Maya is ugly, and this art attached to your post shows how much ugly she is.

i think maya is nice but i wouldnt want to have her as a daughter

>>140383
Xer beauty comes from within.

>>140386
Only thing that comes from her within is a vomit, read Mayamails numayakek

>>140386
used the blurry ass thumbnail i posted on 'ru award
also unrelated but if a boorujanny sees this approve my posts nigger, im already disincentivised from doing it cuz the fuckass captcha on every page

>>140394
The captcha should only be once for a browser session, do you automatically clear cookies instantly?

>>140392
evendoe maya doesn’t throw up in the mayamails, she talks about how she can’t use that method to get out of the party, then later starves herself.

No maya is gemmy

>>140398
So Maya is equal to an Auschwitz prisoner in terms of living conditions? Lol! They are not even forced on her, she does it willingly!

>>140399
All Mayas are Gemmy

>>140400
>Starving yourself to avoid socializing.

>>140402
I want to hug her so badly. She need all the love in the world

>>140402
>flat
Canonically accurate just like my biblical angels

>>140403
tsmt

>>140404
I'm drawing this future zem. What a heckin' coincidence.

if maya was real does that mean maya agugu was also real

>>140413
Yes
>>140410
Jesus made the world for Maya.

>>140413
>if maya was real
Maya is real. And Maya vvon.

>>140418
Maya is real. I just haven't found her yet

>>140420
what will you do whenever you find her?

>>140421
Love her and one day marry her

>>140422
thats very sweet. i hope you get what you want in life but how do you plan to find her. im going to drink some water now and go to sleep. goodnight

>>140424
By looking, and have a nice sleep

The brimstone demographic that ruins the site:
>Mayafags spamming agugu (>>140413) and blaspheming on God (>>140415) while also praising transgenderism ("angelic androgyny" >>140404, >>140410) and all that in their own made specific thread for all these activities

>>140402
Albeit this isnt gigglechat behavior but shes still gemmy

>>140403
>

>>140420
You mayafags made statements like "Maya is gooder because she's so unique and no girl irl is like her" in 2025, I remember that pretty damn well because you all repeated that like actual real life parrots, but now it turns out OH MY MAYA I AM GOING TO FIND YOU no you are fucking not! You all convinced us in the exact opposite since the last year you inconsistent delusional perverts!

>>140410
Already zemmy btw

>>140410
>filename saying maya is beta
Beating no allegations so far

>>140429
The Mayafag heifmind is real

>>140425
ok i drank water now
but looking where? a real maya would never leave her room
>>140426
there was some point in your life that you were an agugu. how does that make you feel agugulee
>>140429
i think its weird to obsess over maya and i would not be proud to have her as a daughter and she would probably be too annoying as a friend. people only like her because they have a lowered sense of self worth and to feel better about themselves they want to have a partner who is even more worthless to make them feel good not because they actually like her
what type of breakfast should i have tomorrow morning

>>140433
also why would a real maya want to date you

>>140433
Nice said about these filthy mayafucks

>>140433
>>140434
By looking. Plus I'm 6'2 and built (some one soyquote on this)

>>140435
Mayafags

If I have a Maya and cloned her then I would have two Mayas but I would be neglecting one, which means I cannot have two Mayas. no matter how Gemmy that would be

>>140436
by looking where? school? job? library? whats your plan. also if you were actually 6'2 and built it would actually scare real mayas away from you because their self worth would be so low they would think that you talking to her was just you trying to be nice, same type of thing as if she was a retard
the real winners are those skinny 5'11 white guys who have the same interests as her. i have a feeling youve never even talked to a girl before

>>140438
you sound like a creep for saying you want to clone a 16 year old girl

>>140439
>how some random Zaryan perfectly describing you feels (xe has cameras in your halls)

>>140435
i feel that if those mayafags are 16 or younger its pretty natural for them to have some sort of attraction. i remember whenever i was 13/14 i had some type of attraction (not sexual) to Sakaki from azumanga. whenever i turned 15 i slowly drifted away but her specifically but the spirit of her carried through me and my preferences in women. from 16-18 i basically stopped thinking about her specifically and move away from le anime wives. at 19 i got a real gf who i love very much i forgot where i was going with this

>>140442
Proof?

>>140443
of having a gf? the fact i dont have to lust on 16 year old girls from a dutch webseries

>>140442
Man, I just like Maya because she's an asocial supermutt loser nigger just like me.

>>140442
oh yea i was going to say that its natural to be weird while under 16 but if youre above 18 you maybe have more serious mental health problems and once youre a unc like me (21+) you shouldnt be watching porn or thinking about women on the internet at all

>>140444
This is an imageboard everybody here lacks a girlfriend.

>>140446
Facts

>>140445
>people only like her because they have a lowered sense of self worth and to feel better about themselves they want to have a partner who is even more worthless to make them feel good not because they actually like her
yes i know and its a natural thing but it doesnt mean you should self encourage the behaviour. youll grow out of it (hopefully)
>>140447
just because you do doesnt mean we all do. if youre above 18 (as the rules state) and have never had a gf thats on you. whenever i was getting my degree i know that it wasnt that hard to socialise with girls. i will admit that school is the last real place to get a good gf. after that its either dating apps or through a job. both of which are bad ideas

>>140449
Esl

>>140433
Break into random peoples houses until you find her

>>140451
Isn't that illegal? I think knocking on doors will do just fine

>>140433
Bagon egg cheese and avocado sandwich

>>140452
Who cares about the law

>>140436
kys lanklet faggot
us manlets will inherit the earth

>>140454
Maya's adopted sisters

>>140439
Im 5'6 will that work

>>140452
>Knocks on door.
<Hello?
>Is Maya here? Where is Maya? My name is Zaryan, and I need to find Maya Schoppenboer
<No, end your life

>>140458
Not in dutch therefore. you are wrong.

>>140453
i dont have avocado but i will hvae bacon egg and cheese

>>140459
Ik ben sorry.

>>140445
Trvke

>>140461
Ik heb honger

>>140463
Eat gugu gummies

>>140463
Est-ce que tu est faime?

mayar is best girl ofzo

>>140464
Ik heb niet gugu gummies
>>140465
Ik spreek niet frans

>>140466
Tsmt

>>140457
doomers online say its fucking over for you if youre below 5'6 but its just not true. i know a guy at my job who is 5'3 and has a gf all be it he wears thick shoes but the point still stands.
youll never get a stacy but during my degree (STEM related) i saw a lot of below average guys date pretty average girls basically just because they had good chemistry. yes, most girls will like you more if youre a good man but not in the r/niceguys type of way

>>140469
But im a dickhead and hate everybaldi

>>140467
Eat bratwurst

>>140467
Je ne sais pas néerlandais. Desolé mein zaryan.

>>140469
>14% of women will reject a man who is 5'10" based solely on his height.
>1.5% of women will reject a man who is 6' based solely on his height.
>30% of women believe there is no such thing as a man being "too tall."
>Over 94% of women will reject a man solely for him being too short.
>Stulp et al (2013)
BRVTAL
R
V
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A
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>>140469
Isn't r/niceguys just doing the bare minimum and complaining about it?

>>140473
Foids lost

>>140474
idk i never use it

>>140471
Wat?
>>140472
Geen probleem

>>140475
>Foids lost
They lost the opportunity of being in the presence of a Zaryan.

>>140476
Neither have I

>>140478
Foids dreams

>>140478
Tve we are above normal human level (ev&oe we and yes WE ALL are 600lb chuds that never go outside and enjoy life and live off a diet if baja blast and takis)

>>140473
this graph says theres only a 3% difference between 5'5 and 6'2
so 1/9 girls contact you if youre 5'5
and 1/7 contact you if youre 6'2
not that bad chudster

>>140481

>>140482
read the yellow box nigga

>>140484
under 5'5 is 1/11 still not that bad. if you talk to 100 girls 9 will reply if youre under 5'5 and 14 if youre peak 6'2
i think you need to grow up

>>140485
niggas think their life is over because 5% of total girls dont talk to them

>>140486
I do dis

>>140486
Maya talks to nobody, yet she doesn't think her life isn't over.
Be like Maya.

>>140486
>nooo!! 200 million "woman" wouldn't talk to meeee! cause of my SNCA height (eo&doe i'm taller then them)

>>140488
I transheart double negatives

>>140490
I made a typo. I will ACK myself right now and meet Maya in Mayaborea.

>>140489
3800 million women could still love you with all their heart

>>140491
Double negatives make a positive

>>140492
But one is Maya, and I will find her and I will love her

>>140491
Delete dis suicidal brim

>>140492
hypergamy bro... theres always bigger fish (in this case literally)

Maya is an angel. She lives within my heart.

>>140769
HOLYY ZEMERALD

>>140769
ZWABAG

>>140769
shes so perfect.

>>140769
>Mayaphim

Maya about to kill someone or something.

>>141447
that hand angle is whack

>>141447
I would love to die by her hand

>>141448
No, no, that's just MuttARYAN bone structure.

>>141638
poor maya, in need of hugs

>>141639
tsmt, ill comfort her

>>141638
soei found the piss drawer...

...

Can we go to Mayaborea

>>141769
This is just normal Maya

>>141769
Nomaya

>>141776
Yeah pretty accurate, Maya is nobody, she's so miserable she's not even an actual person, just a mess on legs, Nomaya is a fitting nickname

>>141806
All Mayas are SISAs

>>141806
I am Maya?

>>141808
YWNBM

>>141812
>Be Maya
>Asocial
>Exotic swarthoid mystery meat
>Coomer
>Ugly
<
>Be me
>Asocial
>Exotic swarthoid mystery meat
>Coomer
>Ugly
>Useless
>Will never amount to anything
<
I am like Maya, just far worse.

>>141815
Some of the posters here would be way more popular if they were fictional, people only seem to like this stuff when it's in cartoon form, it's a form of social detachment I really despise which comes from the fact normies genuinely think social outcasts don't deserve to live

>>141815
>be me
>anti-social
>very white
>blue eyes
>mid
>will die a literal who
>coomer
is this better, worse or equal?

>>141815

DIE COCOFROGLET DIE

>>141817
>is this better, worse, or equal?
At least you're white and live in a white country (I assume), while I'm a partially-white-but-obviously-not-white mutt living in a white country.
Therefore, (You) are better than me.

>>141816
tsmt
its actually horrifying how much hatred normalfags have for NDs

>>141823
I could see why a normal person would dislike me since I'm borderline mute. I don't know how it is for actual 'tistic or neurodivergent people, doe.