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Did they lock the original Maya thread?
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The idea is to post mayagems, not to goon to Maya like a retarded tranny after getting his hrt shoot
tsmt... shes my everything.
Good, threads shouldn't get too long lest they lose purpose
I made it with love and blood.
Bloodposting is the coal that is killing the Zaryans, literally
I also craved them into my leg.
Maya looks normal
Mymy looks horrible.
and Coco is too simple
Prolly not. Rulecucking is too powerful. But if you do, post as spoiler
bloodposting is the promethean gem that saved the zarty from neopuritan nazarenes
Falls under the elite vampires keeping all the blood for themselves
so nice, maya is my little rose, she blooms into a beautiful flower
Just like mymy! Oh! What a beautiful orange sunflower...
dr. soystein got replaced by a diversity hire... this is so sad
Tsmt. As opposed to maya Axel is attractive, white, blonde aryan who is an useful member of society with good personality and he deserves real love.
someone has to pair off with the other two sisters that would appreciate love.
you just made that shit up nigga all bg characters are cartboard cutouts
Adam looks like that one mexican satanist who's popular among transmaxxers, he's not appealing
w....a... most saddest video possible in the entire universe
Yana lost
"The best of Maya" and it's just her committing suicide
Not a drawGOD with a tablet sorry
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Also just oekaki over it it doesn't need to be mona lisa looking
buy a tablet and start drawing ongezellig characters inside the splatoon world
I'll try to draw something like that alsoe vegeta is gemmy
Maya is so beautiful
Maya is ugly, and this art attached to your post shows how much ugly she is.
Xer beauty comes from within.
Only thing that comes from her within is a vomit, read Mayamails numayakek
used the blurry ass thumbnail i posted on 'ru award
also unrelated but if a boorujanny sees this approve my posts nigger, im already disincentivised from doing it cuz the fuckass captcha on every page
The captcha should only be once for a browser session, do you automatically clear cookies instantly?
evendoe maya doesn’t throw up in the mayamails, she talks about how she can’t use that method to get out of the party, then later starves herself.
So Maya is equal to an Auschwitz prisoner in terms of living conditions? Lol! They are not even forced on her, she does it willingly!
All Mayas are Gemmy
I want to hug her so badly. She need all the love in the world
I'm drawing this future zem. What a heckin' coincidence.
thats very sweet. i hope you get what you want in life but how do you plan to find her. im going to drink some water now and go to sleep. goodnight
Albeit this isnt gigglechat behavior but shes still gemmy
You mayafags made statements like "Maya is gooder because she's so unique and no girl irl is like her" in 2025, I remember that pretty damn well because you all repeated that like actual real life parrots, but now it turns out OH MY MAYA I AM GOING TO FIND YOU no you are fucking not! You all convinced us in the exact opposite since the last year you inconsistent delusional perverts!
ok i drank water now
but looking where? a real maya would never leave her room
>>140426
there was some point in your life that you were an agugu. how does that make you feel agugulee
>>140429
i think its weird to obsess over maya and i would not be proud to have her as a daughter and she would probably be too annoying as a friend. people only like her because they have a lowered sense of self worth and to feel better about themselves they want to have a partner who is even more worthless to make them feel good not because they actually like her
what type of breakfast should i have tomorrow morning
by looking where? school? job? library? whats your plan. also if you were actually 6'2 and built it would actually scare real mayas away from you because their self worth would be so low they would think that you talking to her was just you trying to be nice, same type of thing as if she was a retard
the real winners are those skinny 5'11 white guys who have the same interests as her. i have a feeling youve never even talked to a girl before
you sound like a creep for saying you want to clone a 16 year old girl
i feel that if those mayafags are 16 or younger its pretty natural for them to have some sort of attraction. i remember whenever i was 13/14 i had some type of attraction (not sexual) to Sakaki from azumanga. whenever i turned 15 i slowly drifted away but her specifically but the spirit of her carried through me and my preferences in women. from 16-18 i basically stopped thinking about her specifically and move away from le anime wives. at 19 i got a real gf who i love very much i forgot where i was going with this
of having a gf? the fact i dont have to lust on 16 year old girls from a dutch webseries
Man, I just like Maya because she's an asocial supermutt loser nigger just like me.
oh yea i was going to say that its natural to be weird while under 16 but if youre above 18 you maybe have more serious mental health problems and once youre a unc like me (21+) you shouldnt be watching porn or thinking about women on the internet at all
This is an imageboard everybody here lacks a girlfriend.
>people only like her because they have a lowered sense of self worth and to feel better about themselves they want to have a partner who is even more worthless to make them feel good not because they actually like her
yes i know and its a natural thing but it doesnt mean you should self encourage the behaviour. youll grow out of it (hopefully)
>>140447
just because you do doesnt mean we all do. if youre above 18 (as the rules state) and have never had a gf thats on you. whenever i was getting my degree i know that it wasnt that hard to socialise with girls. i will admit that school is the last real place to get a good gf. after that its either dating apps or through a job. both of which are bad ideas
Isn't that illegal? I think knocking on doors will do just fine
>Knocks on door.
<Hello?
>Is Maya here? Where is Maya? My name is Zaryan, and I need to find Maya Schoppenboer
<No, end your life
i dont have avocado but i will hvae bacon egg and cheese
doomers online say its fucking over for you if youre below 5'6 but its just not true. i know a guy at my job who is 5'3 and has a gf all be it he wears thick shoes but the point still stands.
youll never get a stacy but during my degree (STEM related) i saw a lot of below average guys date pretty average girls basically just because they had good chemistry. yes, most girls will like you more if youre a good man but not in the r/niceguys type of way
>14% of women will reject a man who is 5'10" based solely on his height.
>1.5% of women will reject a man who is 6' based solely on his height.
>30% of women believe there is no such thing as a man being "too tall."
>Over 94% of women will reject a man solely for him being too short.
>Stulp et al (2013)
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Isn't r/niceguys just doing the bare minimum and complaining about it?
Tve we are above normal human level (ev&oe we and yes WE ALL are 600lb chuds that never go outside and enjoy life and live off a diet if baja blast and takis)
this graph says theres only a 3% difference between 5'5 and 6'2
so 1/9 girls contact you if youre 5'5
and 1/7 contact you if youre 6'2
not that bad chudster
under 5'5 is 1/11 still not that bad. if you talk to 100 girls 9 will reply if youre under 5'5 and 14 if youre peak 6'2
i think you need to grow up
niggas think their life is over because 5% of total girls dont talk to them
>nooo!! 200 million "woman" wouldn't talk to meeee! cause of my SNCA height (eo&doe i'm taller then them)
I made a typo. I will ACK myself right now and meet Maya in Mayaborea.
3800 million women could still love you with all their heart
But one is Maya, and I will find her and I will love her
hypergamy bro... theres always bigger fish (in this case literally)
Yeah pretty accurate, Maya is nobody, she's so miserable she's not even an actual person, just a mess on legs, Nomaya is a fitting nickname
I am Maya?
>Be Maya
>Asocial
>Exotic swarthoid mystery meat
>Coomer
>Ugly
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>Be me
>Asocial
>Exotic swarthoid mystery meat
>Coomer
>Ugly
>Useless
>Will never amount to anything
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I am like Maya, just far worse.
Some of the posters here would be way more popular if they were fictional, people only seem to like this stuff when it's in cartoon form, it's a form of social detachment I really despise which comes from the fact normies genuinely think social outcasts don't deserve to live
>be me
>anti-social
>very white
>blue eyes
>mid
>will die a literal who
>coomer
is this better, worse or equal?
>is this better, worse, or equal?
At least you're white and live in a white country (I assume), while I'm a partially-white-but-obviously-not-white mutt living in a white country.
Therefore, (You) are better than me.
I could see why a normal person would dislike me since I'm borderline mute. I don't know how it is for actual 'tistic or neurodivergent people, doe.
notice how it's white and where it's not white it's gray. aryan and giga at the same time
Wait, these hands... this skin color... uhu
every. single. time.
What happens in Brownlandistand and why are there 'lig fans there?
Admin, Bob, Zoot, Koos or to whom it may concern, may I post an MS Paint drawing of this?
why seek permission from those cocksuckers, just do what you want mane
what do you have to offer, do you have a stable job and a house and a car and savings? are you presentable and do you smell nice? do you have lots of friends? why should a girl date you? because you want free sex? get real
notice how no one has ever demanded women to have a stable job, a house, a car, and savings. that's because men like women.
because you are a man, life's unfair get over it. don't you have any dignity as a man
you must be in a bad place psychologically if you believe in that but i cannot help you, you must handle this yourself
this is just projection. why should a woman throw her life away dating a bum who can't give her a stable life and family hello moron
when you say men have no diginity you are you are just sharing your beliefs with me and since you are 100% a man you are just telling me what you believe about yourself. that's about the projection part
>>142308
>why should a woman throw her life away dating a bum
i hope you can understand there is a difference between a man in his 20s not having a stable job, a house, a car, and savings all at the same time and being a bum. how many men in their 20s have all those things at the same time in this economy? get real
>when you say men have no diginity
I never said this you just can't read, I said "don't you have any dignity" you not me. moron
>i hope you can understand there is a difference between a man in his 20s not having a stable job, a house, a car, and savings all at the same time and being a bum. how many men in their 20s have all those things at the same time in this economy? get real
if you don't have a car and a job and a place to stay at 20 you are a bum, are you going to get her to drive you around and buy you food? what does she gain from dating you and what do you gain? you gain free sex and she gains time wasted
woops wrong image
Maya self harm art is coal, she needs to be happy not a self harming mess. She’s a mess but her self harm is isolation and not showering, NOT cutting herself
We’re supposed to cut ourselves for maya not the other way around
why is Mayar hurting herself. that bad. why can't she be hugged?
>>142382
And it came to pass that Maya dwelt apart from the multitudes, and she washed not herself as others did, neither did she seek the company of men; yet behold, her solitude was not a mark of ugliness, nor was her unkemptness a blemish upon her soul. For Hashem had fashioned her wondrously, and placed within her a light that no lack of bathing could extinguish.
And the people looked upon Maya and said, “Surely she is strange, and surely she is forsaken.” But Hashem said, “Judge not My messenger by the dust upon her garments, nor by the distance she keeps from the world. For she is My beautiful angel, and I have sent her among you that she might bear witness to the truth: that beauty dwelleth not in cleanliness alone, nor in the approval of men, but in the soul that I have made.”
Therefore let Maya be as she is: secluded, unwashed, peculiar, and yet radiant; for even in her isolation, the glory of Hashem shines upon her, and she remains a beloved messenger beneath the heavens.
(You) and (Me) are nothing alike, mayafag. Learn your place, mayafag: (You) are nothing compared to us trve MayaDEITIES. (You) will never be a true MayaGOD. (You) aren't asocial. (You) aren't a bed rotting loser. (You) aren't sad. (You) don't cut Maya into your thigh. (You) aren't a shitskin mutt. (You) aren't ugly. (You) don't praise and worship Maya like we do. Instead, (You) want to marry her. (You) don't know that Maya's empire is not of the physical realm. (You) will never be a real MayaDEITY. Sacrifice (You)r life for Maya. Do it now.
its a violation of G-ds laws to use his real name in casual conversation
i hate that these fags forever associated cutting yourself with maya posting
only if you subscribe to the synagogue of satan's teachings
Nomymy and Nococo cut xhemselves for Mymy nor Coco, respectively, if it wasn't obvious btw if that matters.
>>142407
mymyfags are all brown and shoot up mosques and schools
Cocofags are all pantied and sissified
MayaGODs are all trvecells who are in love with one of the Lord's angels and will stay true to celibacy and love for maya
<mayaFAGGOTS *cut themselves for a mutt foid
^Yes
MymyGODs burn pieces of their shaved hair in ritual sacrifices to Mymy (I did dis)
maya is enough evidence that satan is not involved
MS Paint of the Maya I cut into my leg. It's about 4.5 inches wide and 5.5 inches tall.
<nococo, nomymy, nomaya, not even nogugu cares about dis
(don't ack me mawds, haha)
please stop hurting yourself, is there aproblem you can talk about it
(I won't show this one because it's boring and easy to imagine).
Alright brolevard.
i forgot this was discordian.party and that the jannies encourage this sort of behavior, carry on don't mind me
Why would that make you cut your thigh THOUGH?
kry5tx brings blessings with yet another worthy sacrifice to our lord.
maya so Sisa... tsmt tsmt sisa maya sisa. tsmt zaryan tsmt maya omgsisa.
it's not surprised you haven't because janitorial LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES their self-harm scars o algo
because the glasses made them look larger and she took them off
ive been too accustomed with this one
I couldn't bother replying to that, thank you for investing energy into that
maya is real in more ways than whatever bitch foid you could meet in class or a bookstore or a d*ting *pp. she is much more worthy of poetry.
but Maya is real doe and She's writing about her favorite HISA
We are Stans. Stan was a Zaryan. Zaryans are HISAs. we are HISAs
I got all three a few days ago. They are the closest things I've had to friends in the past 6 years.
swedishwin.com and chud.win, the second one is a dnb though
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