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>>140392
evendoe maya doesn’t throw up in the mayamails, she talks about how she can’t use that method to get out of the party, then later starves herself.
evendoe maya doesn’t throw up in the mayamails, she talks about how she can’t use that method to get out of the party, then later starves herself.
>>140398
So Maya is equal to an Auschwitz prisoner in terms of living conditions? Lol! They are not even forced on her, she does it willingly!
So Maya is equal to an Auschwitz prisoner in terms of living conditions? Lol! They are not even forced on her, she does it willingly!
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>>140399
All Mayas are Gemmy
All Mayas are Gemmy
>>140402
I want to hug her so badly. She need all the love in the world
I want to hug her so badly. She need all the love in the world
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>>140404
I'm drawing this future zem. What a heckin' coincidence.
I'm drawing this future zem. What a heckin' coincidence.
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>>140422
thats very sweet. i hope you get what you want in life but how do you plan to find her. im going to drink some water now and go to sleep. goodnight
thats very sweet. i hope you get what you want in life but how do you plan to find her. im going to drink some water now and go to sleep. goodnight
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>>140402
Albeit this isnt gigglechat behavior but shes still gemmy
Albeit this isnt gigglechat behavior but shes still gemmy
>>140420
You mayafags made statements like "Maya is gooder because she's so unique and no girl irl is like her" in 2025, I remember that pretty damn well because you all repeated that like actual real life parrots, but now it turns out OH MY MAYA I AM GOING TO FIND YOU no you are fucking not! You all convinced us in the exact opposite since the last year you inconsistent delusional perverts!
You mayafags made statements like "Maya is gooder because she's so unique and no girl irl is like her" in 2025, I remember that pretty damn well because you all repeated that like actual real life parrots, but now it turns out OH MY MAYA I AM GOING TO FIND YOU no you are fucking not! You all convinced us in the exact opposite since the last year you inconsistent delusional perverts!
>>140425
ok i drank water now
but looking where? a real maya would never leave her room
>>140426
there was some point in your life that you were an agugu. how does that make you feel agugulee
>>140429
i think its weird to obsess over maya and i would not be proud to have her as a daughter and she would probably be too annoying as a friend. people only like her because they have a lowered sense of self worth and to feel better about themselves they want to have a partner who is even more worthless to make them feel good not because they actually like her
what type of breakfast should i have tomorrow morning
ok i drank water now
but looking where? a real maya would never leave her room
>>140426
there was some point in your life that you were an agugu. how does that make you feel agugulee
>>140429
i think its weird to obsess over maya and i would not be proud to have her as a daughter and she would probably be too annoying as a friend. people only like her because they have a lowered sense of self worth and to feel better about themselves they want to have a partner who is even more worthless to make them feel good not because they actually like her
what type of breakfast should i have tomorrow morning
If I have a Maya and cloned her then I would have two Mayas but I would be neglecting one, which means I cannot have two Mayas. no matter how Gemmy that would be
>>140436
by looking where? school? job? library? whats your plan. also if you were actually 6'2 and built it would actually scare real mayas away from you because their self worth would be so low they would think that you talking to her was just you trying to be nice, same type of thing as if she was a retard
the real winners are those skinny 5'11 white guys who have the same interests as her. i have a feeling youve never even talked to a girl before
by looking where? school? job? library? whats your plan. also if you were actually 6'2 and built it would actually scare real mayas away from you because their self worth would be so low they would think that you talking to her was just you trying to be nice, same type of thing as if she was a retard
the real winners are those skinny 5'11 white guys who have the same interests as her. i have a feeling youve never even talked to a girl before
>>140438
you sound like a creep for saying you want to clone a 16 year old girl
you sound like a creep for saying you want to clone a 16 year old girl
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>>140435
i feel that if those mayafags are 16 or younger its pretty natural for them to have some sort of attraction. i remember whenever i was 13/14 i had some type of attraction (not sexual) to Sakaki from azumanga. whenever i turned 15 i slowly drifted away but her specifically but the spirit of her carried through me and my preferences in women. from 16-18 i basically stopped thinking about her specifically and move away from le anime wives. at 19 i got a real gf who i love very much i forgot where i was going with this
i feel that if those mayafags are 16 or younger its pretty natural for them to have some sort of attraction. i remember whenever i was 13/14 i had some type of attraction (not sexual) to Sakaki from azumanga. whenever i turned 15 i slowly drifted away but her specifically but the spirit of her carried through me and my preferences in women. from 16-18 i basically stopped thinking about her specifically and move away from le anime wives. at 19 i got a real gf who i love very much i forgot where i was going with this
>>140443
of having a gf? the fact i dont have to lust on 16 year old girls from a dutch webseries
of having a gf? the fact i dont have to lust on 16 year old girls from a dutch webseries
>>140442
Man, I just like Maya because she's an asocial supermutt loser nigger just like me.
Man, I just like Maya because she's an asocial supermutt loser nigger just like me.
>>140442
oh yea i was going to say that its natural to be weird while under 16 but if youre above 18 you maybe have more serious mental health problems and once youre a unc like me (21+) you shouldnt be watching porn or thinking about women on the internet at all
oh yea i was going to say that its natural to be weird while under 16 but if youre above 18 you maybe have more serious mental health problems and once youre a unc like me (21+) you shouldnt be watching porn or thinking about women on the internet at all
>>140444
This is an imageboard everybody here lacks a girlfriend.
This is an imageboard everybody here lacks a girlfriend.
>>140445
>people only like her because they have a lowered sense of self worth and to feel better about themselves they want to have a partner who is even more worthless to make them feel good not because they actually like her
yes i know and its a natural thing but it doesnt mean you should self encourage the behaviour. youll grow out of it (hopefully)
>>140447
just because you do doesnt mean we all do. if youre above 18 (as the rules state) and have never had a gf thats on you. whenever i was getting my degree i know that it wasnt that hard to socialise with girls. i will admit that school is the last real place to get a good gf. after that its either dating apps or through a job. both of which are bad ideas
>people only like her because they have a lowered sense of self worth and to feel better about themselves they want to have a partner who is even more worthless to make them feel good not because they actually like her
yes i know and its a natural thing but it doesnt mean you should self encourage the behaviour. youll grow out of it (hopefully)
>>140447
just because you do doesnt mean we all do. if youre above 18 (as the rules state) and have never had a gf thats on you. whenever i was getting my degree i know that it wasnt that hard to socialise with girls. i will admit that school is the last real place to get a good gf. after that its either dating apps or through a job. both of which are bad ideas
>>140451
Isn't that illegal? I think knocking on doors will do just fine
Isn't that illegal? I think knocking on doors will do just fine
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>>140452
>Knocks on door.
<Hello?
>Is Maya here? Where is Maya? My name is Zaryan, and I need to find Maya Schoppenboer
<No, end your life
>Knocks on door.
<Hello?
>Is Maya here? Where is Maya? My name is Zaryan, and I need to find Maya Schoppenboer
<No, end your life
>>140453
i dont have avocado but i will hvae bacon egg and cheese
i dont have avocado but i will hvae bacon egg and cheese
>>140457
doomers online say its fucking over for you if youre below 5'6 but its just not true. i know a guy at my job who is 5'3 and has a gf all be it he wears thick shoes but the point still stands.
youll never get a stacy but during my degree (STEM related) i saw a lot of below average guys date pretty average girls basically just because they had good chemistry. yes, most girls will like you more if youre a good man but not in the r/niceguys type of way
doomers online say its fucking over for you if youre below 5'6 but its just not true. i know a guy at my job who is 5'3 and has a gf all be it he wears thick shoes but the point still stands.
youll never get a stacy but during my degree (STEM related) i saw a lot of below average guys date pretty average girls basically just because they had good chemistry. yes, most girls will like you more if youre a good man but not in the r/niceguys type of way
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>>140469
>14% of women will reject a man who is 5'10" based solely on his height.
>1.5% of women will reject a man who is 6' based solely on his height.
>30% of women believe there is no such thing as a man being "too tall."
>Over 94% of women will reject a man solely for him being too short.
>Stulp et al (2013)
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>14% of women will reject a man who is 5'10" based solely on his height.
>1.5% of women will reject a man who is 6' based solely on his height.
>30% of women believe there is no such thing as a man being "too tall."
>Over 94% of women will reject a man solely for him being too short.
>Stulp et al (2013)
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>>140469
Isn't r/niceguys just doing the bare minimum and complaining about it?
Isn't r/niceguys just doing the bare minimum and complaining about it?
>>140478
Tve we are above normal human level (ev&oe we and yes WE ALL are 600lb chuds that never go outside and enjoy life and live off a diet if baja blast and takis)
Tve we are above normal human level (ev&oe we and yes WE ALL are 600lb chuds that never go outside and enjoy life and live off a diet if baja blast and takis)
>>140473
this graph says theres only a 3% difference between 5'5 and 6'2
so 1/9 girls contact you if youre 5'5
and 1/7 contact you if youre 6'2
not that bad chudster
this graph says theres only a 3% difference between 5'5 and 6'2
so 1/9 girls contact you if youre 5'5
and 1/7 contact you if youre 6'2
not that bad chudster
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>>140484
under 5'5 is 1/11 still not that bad. if you talk to 100 girls 9 will reply if youre under 5'5 and 14 if youre peak 6'2
i think you need to grow up
under 5'5 is 1/11 still not that bad. if you talk to 100 girls 9 will reply if youre under 5'5 and 14 if youre peak 6'2
i think you need to grow up
>>140485
niggas think their life is over because 5% of total girls dont talk to them
niggas think their life is over because 5% of total girls dont talk to them
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>>140486
>nooo!! 200 million "woman" wouldn't talk to meeee! cause of my SNCA height (eo&doe i'm taller then them)
>nooo!! 200 million "woman" wouldn't talk to meeee! cause of my SNCA height (eo&doe i'm taller then them)
>>140490
I made a typo. I will ACK myself right now and meet Maya in Mayaborea.
I made a typo. I will ACK myself right now and meet Maya in Mayaborea.
>>140489
3800 million women could still love you with all their heart
3800 million women could still love you with all their heart
>>140492
But one is Maya, and I will find her and I will love her
But one is Maya, and I will find her and I will love her
>>140492
hypergamy bro... theres always bigger fish (in this case literally)
hypergamy bro... theres always bigger fish (in this case literally)
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Maya is an angel. She lives within my heart.
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Maya about to kill someone or something.
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