Ongezellig

Zaryan No.100255 R: 11 / V: 41 what percentage of this sites userbase is male?

Zaryan No.100071 R: 7 / V: 40 we got the 100000 GET but what else is there to do now? I feel empty

Zaryan No.100098 R: 5 / V: 34 Tfw you walk in on maya gooning and she dies of embarrassment

zellig Zaryan No.100110 R: 7 / V: 38 found a pretty cool art of mymy being a yakuza or some shit, I think the guy who made is sim_real or “similachu”

Zaryan No.99836 R: 36 / V: 43 xhe is gonna win... trvst...

On Ongezellig Fanfiction: General Questions and Thoughts, Your Ideas Zaryan No.99948 R: 4 / V: 37 Hail, Zaryans
<Ledditspace
I have some questions about Ongezellig fanfiction for you all.
Most importantly, what is it you look for in a written fan-work? Is it worth it to you to bother reading about the source material at all without at least some visual aid or medium? If so, what's the bar for quality you'd tolerate?
"Genre" preferences? Slice-of-life, interpersonal drama, comedy, adventure? Something akin to the originals only, or could Ongezellig function under a different form, contrary to what Massa believed about his own experiments?
Long-form, short-form episodic, "hybrid"? Do you think slowburn/longform writing is even tenable with such scant original material? Is romance out of the picture for you altogether (that is, barring anything explicit/obscene)? How far outside your personal headcanons or the original canon material would you prefer or allow interpretation to deviate? Is it worth messing with side characters at all, so long as they aren't the primary focus? Do you tolerate original characters as a rule, even minor ones? Self-inserts? Reader-inserts?
How do you feel about crossover stuff? Could this ever work, even if only borrowing a "setting" or non-character elements from elsewhere?
Have you ever had personal ideas about stories or premeses or the characters worth sharing? Are there any existing fanfictions you consider worthwhile? Even outside of written stuff, what do you consider the best example(s) of writing from any piece of fan-work out there right now?
I will happily mine this juicy data from you.

Zaryan No.100037 R: 2 / V: 31 What an unbothered gemmy day
Anyways we could add different songs if they match the BPMs of Better Off Alone, since the animation is obviously modeled after that

/algodoo/ Zaryan No.81342 R: 27 / V: 43

put every physics gem in here

also make gems yourself too https://www.algodoo.com/download/

Zaryan No.100010 R: 1 / V: 31 ALL MY NIGGAS KEEP RISING TO THE TOP

Zaryan No.99912 R: 13 / V: 39 >close to 100000
>everyone suddenly shuts the fuck up

Zaryan No.99910 R: 2 / V: 30 SKIBIDI PEEB
SKIBIDI SKIBIDI PEEB

Zaryan No.99788 R: 21 / V: 42 >Waar bemoei jij mee?
<Wat-Coco dies
>Krijg de typhus.
That's not only kino but also canon btw.

Zaryan No.99852 R: 6 / V: 38 those who slow 💀

Zaryan No.99832 R: 2 / V: 36 <Only REAL GEMMY trvecels can post on this thread

Zaryan No.99640 R: 5 / V: 37 tfw you fill maya's backpack with bricks and push her off of a bridge and she drowns

Zaryan No.99742 R: 8 / V: 39 What kind of music do you think each of the 'zellig girls listen to?

Zaryan No.99631 R: 4 / V: 37 Ohnononono cocosissies

Zaryan No.99618 R: 7 / V: 41 Ohnononono cocosissies

ZelligCon Zaryan No.47537 R: 23 / V: 37 What if we made our own zellig meetup somewhere in the US? (Sorry Evrocacas)
If soyteens can meet up in Jew York, why can't we put something similar together?

Zaryan No.99451 R: 26 / V: 48 smug little fuck

Zaryan No.99591 R: 5 / V: 35 >some stupid shit about maya dying of zoiets

Zaryan No.1201 R: 20 / V: 42 Is the missing sister Mimi canon? from studio massa patreon maybe?

Zaryan No.99550 R: 6 / V: 37 this makes me wanna die

Zaryan No.99552 R: 11 / V: 36 >Nigga Lamp

Anti-Coco Story for you Cocoalfags Zaryan No.99559 R: 10 / V: 41 ‎
‎There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as Coco, and the other ugly and mutt as Maya. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as Coco said.
‎<Oh Maya it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
‎Thus, Maya gets enraged and pushes Coco over and kills her in the water by smashing her head to the rocks, Maya takes the Coco’s fiancé Chud and the wedding is soon.
‎Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the Maya’s wedding with her new fiancé Chud that’s was once the fiancé of Coco. Mymy plays the instrument made of the dead Coco’s body and Zaryans finds out about what Maya did to her sweet demure sister Coco and they burn Maya to death.
‎
‎Fin.
‎

Zaryan No.99482 R: 11 / V: 45 >Ya know Cleo, despite being a nigger from niggerland niggervania, you're still a good friend and I cherish the times we spend together. I'm glad my time being educated is with someone as swell as you!
<SHIEEEET BITCH IM GLAD YO CRACKER ASS AINT 'FRAID OF ME LIKE SOME LIL RACIS BITCH WHO NEEDS THEY ASS BEAT
^EW COCO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH A NIGGER?!?!? I DONE TOLD YOU THAT ARYANISATION IS NOT A REAL THING AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T MAKE NIGGERS WHITE!
<FUCK YOU CALL ME HOE? DAS IT IM FINNA BITCH YO ASS- NAH NAH I GOTS A BETTA IDEA IMMA PULL OUT MY BLICKY AND TAKE YO ASS OUT
*Cleo pulls out from her messy hair a glock and empties its clip into Maya
^ACKCKCKCAKCKACKACK AHAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH IM DYING OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCCCCKKKKKK
Maya dies
>GEG!

Zaryan No.99443 R: 8 / V: 38 why so dead cococucks?

Zaryan No.99366 R: 4 / V: 42 Does anyone have the audio of Mymy doing a Hitler Munich address

Zaryan No.99412 R: 5 / V: 39 >Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD.opens backpack. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket.Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMaya blasts off again like Team Rocket
>GEG!

Zaryan No.99419 R: 5 / V: 38 Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
<reddit space
I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
<reddit space
What's wrong with the ones I made?

Zaryan No.99256 R: 7 / V: 46 poop and maya dying

Zaryan No.99368 R: 12 / V: 40 When you're camping so you cover maya in honey and a bear mauls her

Zaryan No.99187 R: 28 / V: 43 tfw you roll Mymy down the stairs and she kills Maya

Zaryan No.99358 R: 4 / V: 37 let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.

Zaryan No.99291 R: 14 / V: 42 Which episode of ongezellig is your favorite?

Our Mymy Zaryan No.99287 R: 5 / V: 36

Luv gems
'Ate coal

Simple as.

Zaryan No.99240 R: 24 / V: 38 They still remember him, geg

Zaryan No.99121 R: 6 / V: 43 should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/

Zaryan No.98856 R: 50 / V: 41 tfw you kill Maya and she dies

Zaryan No.98982 R: 7 / V: 39 tfw you launch Maya from the school's roof and she explodes

Zaryan No.99033 R: 1 / V: 40 failraid award gegggg

Zaryan No.98833 R: 10 / V: 43 >WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG
>WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SERIES
>DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SAM?
>DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT A GEMERALD?
>YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG PROJECTS.
>ILLUSTRATIES, THE DEELS, THE MAYAMAILS, AND...
>AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME, TALKING ABOUT FOENKIE.

Gem potential Zaryan No.98861 R: 30 / V: 40 Alright I found this guy (Brazilian femboy btw), and there's a lot of gem potential, he seethes about us a lot and uses terms like "zelligger" to describe himself, I think we could definitely get him to seethe if we swap out his comms card with
>yes chud TND etc
And then plaster it around, we can also flood his 'gram/xitter with soyjak requests, get the streety on this too if possible
https://x.com/gummykweenn

Zelty OC dump Zaryan No.90811 R: 13 / V: 39 Whenever the site isn't getting DDOSed to hell I manage to get on the site and holy fuck it's brimstone there's so much NSFW and racebait. If you find more safe OC from there (or if you suspect something here was made there) post it here but just keep in mind the posts there are disgusting

Zaryan No.98596 R: 51 / V: 50 The new sharty admin Limeade has said that he would be open to banning ongezellig if a thread made for that purpose gets a 1000 reppeys
Zaryans our response?

Dutch woman pulling thread Zaryan No.24473 R: 12 / V: 39

I need a dutch wife ffs.

How do I go about it guys, I'm thinking of learning the language a little bit and going to the netherlands during my euro travels. Should I just go and pull a Dutch farmer girl. How should I do it because I need Zaryan children

Maz No.2380 R: 10 / V: 37 I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?

This is the 3rd time im seeing ongezellig characters in my dreams Zaryan No.98722 R: 10 / V: 36 This time i saw cleo, she was walking around my neighbourhood

Cobson X mymy part 1 Zaryan No.67215 R: 37 / V: 84 A shitty slide show story I made about the misadventures of Cobson n Chud but more specifically Cobsons love quest towards mymy

Zaryan No.98682 R: 4 / V: 35 i made these
the image is an edited version of some random gook's zellig drawing

Zaryan No.98578 R: 9 / V: 42 oldfags tell me about the history of the zarty

Zaryan No.98525 R: 8 / V: 41 >Coconstipation

Zaryan No.98482 R: 3 / V: 35 does anyone have the picture of the full ongezellig class roster
i need it

Zaryan No.97888 R: 13 / V: 41 laughing coco frog things i just made for no reason

Zaryan No.96514 R: 16 / V: 45 I need that one fucking picture mymy where she is in green suit on black background holding money

Zaryan No.98340 R: 32 / V: 45 https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1m6au0v/what_you_think_about_soyzelligparty/
ITT, we laugh at what Redditcucks say about us

Zaryan No.98421 R: 14 / V: 39 >Hey Maya! Guess what!
<What?
>Poop!
<Huh?
>and Mayas dying!
<Wow ok, very funny, do you think you're some kind of comedian? Do you think you're fucking Bo Burnham or something? You're nothing. Making fucking jokes like that. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Like I have fucking depression and ADD and you just fucking harass belittle and make fun of me like what the fuck is your fucking problem?!? You stupid fucking bitch. You could've been my everything except no you just fucking attack me and my character over nothing. Like seriously? FUCK OFF.
>geg!

Zaryan No.98243 R: 20 / V: 37 im new here from the sharty is there anything i should know before i start posting?

zellig iceberg Zaryan No.97987 R: 57 / V: 51 happy 6th birthday for zellig. ive been waiting for this day to present my preposition of an ongezellig iceberg video to prove that the zarty is still the number one community in the zelligsphere
<
ive already filled out a bunch of entries but we still need more so feel free to add some
[infogathered ranking]
0 = no clue
1 = no clue
2 = rough idea needs information
3 = information sufficient but more information is welcome
4 = information sufficient

Zaryan No.98261 R: 8 / V: 42 someone should make these gifs but with chudjak

Zaryan No.98048 R: 29 / V: 47

>This art style is so close to the original it could've been made by Massa ximself.
>In this 'toss Mymy uses "incels" as if it's a bad thing and she's not one herself.
>Implying that Mymy and possibly other characters could have been retconned to be shitlibs had Ongezellig not been cancelled.

These combined with what the official announcements say, nothing good would've come out of an Ongezellig official continuation.

Zaryan No.32788 R: 48 / V: 40 TOMORROW IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF ZELLIG
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choose your own ongezellig adventure Zaryan No.40832 R: 75 / V: 77 The rules are simple. First one to reply decides what our ongezellig friend here does.

Zaryan No.97402 R: 39 / V: 39

when was the last bogey men list made? i feel like we should update it/make a whole new one, since some of the faggots are gone, and some new ones came in or something.

>saging OP

fan art i made Yosack Jaki No.18643 R: 17 / V: 42 Vera is alcoholic

Zaryan No.40393 R: 7 / V: 38 Nieuw zelligcuck

VAs voices got posted Zaryan No.28374 R: 8 / V: 40 http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50r
Xheir voices... xhese are... so cute or something.

Zaryan No.97840 R: 6 / V: 39 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
>"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes"
"Th-the fresh fruit pancakes."
>"Huh..."
"Th-this one..." [points to menu]
>"Say it."
"What?"
>"Say it"
"I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...."
>"Say it like you mean it."
"I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f-fresh n... n fruity p-pancake please."

confession thread Zaryan No.68513 R: 405 / V: 176 https://zellig.straw.page/>stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it

Zaryan No.97643 R: 9 / V: 45 Mymy is transgender.

Zaryan No.96633 R: 14 / V: 42 Is Johnny rebel Zarty culture?

Zaryan No.97414 R: 15 / V: 40 zem on the log

Zaryan No.79957 R: 58 / V: 51 >WE WUZ DUTCH AND SHEEEITTT

Zaryan No.97465 R: 10 / V: 40 I just realized mymy have the same color scheme as the old dutch flag

Zaryan No.95700 R: 49 / V: 47 zarty exclusive new 'toss

Kanesucks / Justin Zaryan No.52474 R: 107 / V: 77 >Jannies deleted the Kane dox thread
Tongue my anus for siding with the reddit janny canuck you FNFpedo faggots
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Zaryan No.95565 R: 13 / V: 42 AI Hope coming in a second

Zaryan No.97332 R: 9 / V: 39 Cleo had birthday on 2nd of July and no one remembered
PAY HER REPARATIONS NOW

Zaryan No.97253 R: 37 / V: 39 In today's SNCA headline RTerra is kill
https://x.com/Roos_Terra196/status/1945102192630788143?t=1Zv2-Pj30D-5lOrG2So1Vg&s=19
Anotha' bigly name in the 'cordmunity throwing in the towel

im sorry Zaryan No.96841 R: 15 / V: 40 I really tried

Zaryan No.97232 R: 5 / V: 37 this is what the average Zaryan looks like

Zaryan No.77938 R: 159 / V: 72 ohnonononno what is this?????????? mymyniggers are cacapedoompaloompas??

Zaryan No.38576 R: 6 / V: 43 I think Ongezellig is a pretty cool girl. eh have a lot of deadlines and doesn't afraid of anything...

Lethal company but in Dutch Zaryan No.11691 R: 7 / V: 44 Dodelijk Bedrijf

Zaryan No.97000 R: 13 / V: 41 Cleo win

WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY Zaryan No.96976 R: 38 / V: 39 >SLAVЕRY!

Zaryan No.39609 R: 12 / V: 39 HD Peeb

Zaryan No.96916 R: 8 / V: 43 >Maya Gemson

Zaryan No.96886 R: 2 / V: 37 Foenkie in his infinite wisdom and having totally left Ongezellig behind, falls for the most obvious of baits
https://x.com/DarkieTheHalo/status/1944494428682363044
Gem it up

Zaryan No.96846 R: 29 / V: 38 Does the Zarty like older foids?

Zaryan No.96920 R: 3 / V: 34 What song is this, sounds pretty cool

Zaryan No.96797 R: 26 / V: 43 >instant permban on sharty for posting hashbanned image
Guess I'm a splintercuck now. Load here takes a while and its a dnb. How am i gonna stim now.
<obligatory zellig from 'ru

Zaryan No.20989 R: 9 / V: 40 whats the full image to this?
didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed

Correction: Zaryan No.96791 R: 3 / V: 41 if you spam 'P or any NSFW shit you dont belong on the zarty.

Zaryan No.96516 R: 79 / V: 51 if you dont like maya you dont belong on the zarty

Zaryan No.43680 R: 8 / V: 41 coco or lamassu who wins

Beeg Changes in Massadownie Zaryan No.96667 R: 29 / V: 43 Sus art got posted in Massa's server again and this time the mods made an announcement that something big about what's allowed in Massadonie was already in the works.
It might be a nothingburger, but 'corders in the satellite servers seem to think they're about to get rid of Ongezellig fanart/discussion from MD altogether.

Zaryan No.96699 R: 4 / V: 35 Hi guys, much love from a soydrifter!

Zaryan No.96701 R: 4 / V: 36 ongezellig like having fun i don't give a fuck

Zaryan No.96399 R: 37 / V: 40 If the girls were real. Coco will be the only one who will look nice. Mymy will look awkward larping as white and Maya will be a mutt shut in that looks like nothing else