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/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization thread

ITT we suggest ideas and make OC to build the bases of 'Zarty culture so that we're distinguishable enough from the 'sharty and on such base we can organically develop the rest of our culture.
Since the 'Zarty has its' genesis in the union of soy culture and Ongezellig (hence the name Soyzellig), I believe it is most reasonable that it should take from both soy and 'Zellig to build its' cultural ground and create something entirely new.

So far we have some bases covered, such as "Zaryan" for the demonym of our userbase (alike to the "chud" or "soyteen" for the 'sharty and "anonymous" for 4chan) and the resurgence of some old memes such as 'zelliged as a replacement for gem/keyed/based.
Other things we could do is make a special soyjak variety of nate as most other splinters do or instead find a more creative way of representing zaryans. We could also invent a representation for Zoot.

>Why is there no official dubbing? - Ongezellig is not for kids.

>Why isn’t there any merchandise? - Ongezellig stands on its own and doesn’t need to be exploited with soulless consumer junk. The only official merchandise was a poster of Mymy Zedong because I thought it was funny, but that turned out to be too radical for Spreadshirt’s guidelines. I can only rationalize Ongezellig merch if the proceeds go to charity.

>Why no Patreon? - Patreon doesn’t have iDEAL and foreigners could easily find Petje.af. I received exactly one email from a foreigner who really wanted Patreon, and I didn’t think it was worth it for that one person.

>Why isn’t there a [social media platform] for Ongezellig or Studio Massa? - Social media and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race. You can email me, and I’m in the petje-af section of Discord for my customers; everything beyond that is noise.

>This isn’t a question, but Jesus, you’re really bad at marketing. -That C&M mentality, right? On the other hand, if I had taken E&M, you’d probably have a crap animation with excellent promotion now.

half assed maya cosplay in 5 minutes

joe

https://youtu.be/oz1VkF9E9go

5 days left, zaryans

Hello fellow Zaryans,
I am Juniper and I'm posting this topic after the Reanimated Collab Topic was deleted and to do something about it, I'm making this to preserve any to all items that was part of that collab, sadly the video is not on YouTube. If anyone took part in this collab and has finished their part in this trello page - https://trello.com/b/Pyw8tef9/deel-6-collab - please post your scene, have everyone check it out.

Sincerely,
Juniper Martinez

Zellig game trailer just dropped

https://youtu.be/oz1VkF9E9go

The Dutch police, in collaboration with Interpol, have gained access to the user database of the website "soyzellig.party."

You're screwed.

>/co/ (Axis unwholsome vibes doe) starts strong and is unbeatable early/mid game. They spam low tier brimstone OC and have reached a lot of people. They get beaten by the zarty late game

>The Zarty (Allies) are week in the beginning, but late game they have made high quality gemeralds. The good guys win the war (JUST LIKE THE HECKIN AVENGERS!!1!!!)

>Massadonë (Comintern) is full of troons and is waiting to colapse on it's own. /co/ tries to invade der cord to try and connect itself with Massa. Zarty helps Massa kill all /co/omers and then THE 'OLD WAR STARTS!!!! ÖÖÖ

what you guys think? :3

I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.