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Zaryan No.38462
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This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?
Zaryan No.38463
i think it implies that maya is built for BWC
Zaryan No.38464
It means Maya’s hair is black from weeks of grease and oil built up in her hair, in other words, she does not shower.
Zaryan No.38465
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Zaryan No.38469
I remember reading somewhere that this strip in particular is not canonical. Ergo, Maya is still a mutt with black hairs.
Zaryan No.38473
>>38469
even though Maya not showering adds extensively to the bone-chilling a24 slowburn lore of Ongezellig
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Think about it, Maya has no friends because she reeks. Her sisters just tolerate Maya's stench and are, somewhat, used to it. But their peers at school, they avoid her. There is a reason no one sits next to Maya. The smell would be unbearble.
Zaryan No.38477
>>38473
She's 1/4 Indian after all
Zaryan No.38482
>>38477
Maya is the diversity hire in the ongezellig production, representing 6 million different minorities
Zaryan No.38496
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>>38462
>>38464
>scrotes dont know what red shampoo is
Zaryan No.38641
>>38464
The obvious solution is to shower with her
Zaryan No.38643
>>38641
who said there was a problem in the first place
Zaryan No.38644
>>38643
this. it's not a bug, it's a feature
Zaryan No.38649
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>this. it's not a bug, it's a feature
Zaryan No.97146
>>38462
Maya has black hair, the Massa comics isn't canon ffs
Zaryan No.97148
>>38644
>>38649
even though maya is canonically a cute turkroach
Zaryan No.97149
>>97148
>cute turkroach
False, those don't exist.
Zaryan No.97151
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>>97149
they do though, and this image proves it, look at how cute she is...
Zaryan No.97172
>>38469
When asked about it Massa said "the most depressing explanation is probably correct" implying her natural hair color is actually brown.
<replying to a 10 month old post space
Zaryan No.97177
>>97172
what a sad sack
Zaryan No.97181
Zaryan No.97183
>>97151
OMGSISAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zaryan No.97193
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>>97181
This is what a nigger sounds like when it goes into heat.
Zaryan No.97196
>>97181
Do niggers really...
Zaryan No.132806
>>38462
Massa why is Maya so greasy
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