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R: 7 / I: 0

Are you fucking kidding me?

This is the 2nd time I post a normal image and get banned for "CSAM"
First time i post a gif of soya jumping and waving and now i posted a a screenshot from the IRC
R: 1 / I: 0

'ki emergency

Block account creation
Someone is trying to bot the site
R: 4 / I: 1
check. these. diggies.
R: 46 / I: 13
danish tranny deletes a thread that broke no rules because he feels like it, then proceeds refusing to ban spammers out of personal spite
keep in mind that he also has the habit of telling people where your IP comes from on boards without flags, which should be enough of a reason for termination of his unpaid job by itself
put this nigger back into line zoot
R: 5 / I: 1
its been a year since the last announcement kek
R: 28 / I: 12

ZOOOOOOOOT ADD THESE DOWNLOADS ON /v/

/schoolocaust game/ for Windows: https://drive.proton.me/urls/FHTW2DTCVR#HX8l6MqEBEsw
/schoolocaust game/ for macOS: https://files.vc/d/dl?hash=6f08ac6a50c287e9d59b6ad694ede703
R: 2 / I: 0
I lost my 'ru password
someone help me
R: 3 / I: 0

They are botting on the Ziki with goyslop ads

>samsung vs samsung fridge offers a variety of refrigerators, including models with four-door French doors, like the Family Hub. You can personalize your doors by removing panels that are available in different colors and finishes.
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>The touchscreen of the fridge comes with many apps to use for calendars, shopping lists and even tracking ingredients. It's more expensive and less spacious than French door competition.
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>SmartThings
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>SmartThings is a hub for smart homes, is compatible with other compatible devices. It is able to control Samsung refrigerators, as well as other smart appliances manufactured by various manufacturers. It connects via Wi-Fi and utilizes a mobile app for control. It supports Zigbee and Z-Wave, as well as Samsung's Bixby voice assistant. SmartThings can be integrated with other devices, but the experience is not as satisfying. The platform is also slow in introducing new features.
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>Samsung is a household name that pops up when you think of modern and efficient appliances. samsung freezers is the manufacturer behind some of the most efficient TVs dishwashers, washing machines and fridges on the market. Samsung fridge freezers that have SmartThings integration can be connected to the smart hub which can track and control the appliance's functionality remotely. The app lets you create lists of foods and track expiration dates. This app will help you help you save money and time by stopping food waste and buying too much.
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>SmartThings can also monitor the energy consumption of refrigerators. This will help you keep your energy bills in check and reduce excessive ice production. It is able to be connected to a smart meter that can send you alerts if it is using more power than usual.
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>The setup of a SmartThings Connection is easy if you have a Family Hub refrigerator. To begin, open the SmartThings app on your phone and tap "+" to add the device. Select "Refrigerator" and then select the model. Follow the directions on the screen to finish the set-up. After the installation the fridge will be ready to be controlled by the app.
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>%%The process is slightly more complex for refrigerators that do not have a Family Hubs. Ensure that your fridge is connected to Wi-Fi on your smartphone or tablet. Start the SmartThings App on your phone or tablet and tap "+" to add a device. Then, select "Refrigerator" again and choose the model.
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FlexZone
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>samsung all refrigerator's FlexZone drawer comes with a distinctive feature that allows you to set it to different temperatures depending on the needs of your. The FlexZone drawer can be set to preset temperatures for cold drinks, deli food and wine. You can also adjust the temperature by hand to your liking. It's an excellent way to keep these items at the ideal temperature without having to move things around. This refrigerator is ENERGY STAR rated so you can cut down on energy costs.
<Bot Space
>The Food Showcase compartment is another fantastic feature of this refrigerator. It lets you see all your fresh food from the outside without opening it. This is a fantastic feature for busy families and helps with grocery shopping. This refrigerator also has plenty of storage with adjustable shelves, large bins at the door, and two humidifier-controlled crisper drawers. There's even a full-width pantry drawer for storing larger items like platters for parties and deli meats.
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>You'll never run out of room with this large french door refrigerator from Samsung. It's large enough to hold the entire family's meals and snacks, and it's built with sleek black stainless steel finish that resists fingerprints and smudges. It's also easy to keep track of your food with the SmartCam camera, which alerts you when the doors are open or if there is leakage.
<Bot Space
>This refrigerator is different in that it comes with a variety of features. It features a huge FlexZone middle drawer that can be set to four different temperatures. This is perfect for storing different kinds of foods at their optimal temperatures and is an especially useful feature for those who frequently host events or have a large family.
<Bot Space
>This refrigerator also has built-in water dispensers that will automatically refill your glass, and you can choose between hot or cold water. SmartThings is also integrated into the refrigerator, giving you complete control over your appliances. You can schedule tasks, keep track of their progress, and even send cooking directions straight to your fridge. This app lets you automate your home by connecting all of your devices.
R: 9 / I: 2

STOP BEING RETARDED

WHEN SOMEONE POSTS 'P OR OTHER PORN DO NOT FUCKING REPLY
REPORT THE THREAD AND HIDE IT
R: 3 / I: 0

ataturk won

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R: 11 / I: 1

Spread the word

soyzellig.party is unavailable to a lot of people due to some ISPs blocking it.
Help zaryans out and tell them to use the mirror soyzellig.st
R: 0 / I: 0

I found gold

Tell me all that has occurred
R: 4 / I: 0

'cord infestation of Zarty

So much shit posts lately, so shitty no zaryans could've made them
I blame zeltypedos, normies, corders, xitter and swinnycucks
R: 2 / I: 0

limits

So about rule 1, what are the limits on nudity and gore?
I know real-life violence is ban-able, but what about cartoon gore what is the limit for that?
the main question, I have is about nudity, I know full nude is against the rules and degenerate, but with clothes, what are the limited, bikinis are somewhat fine, but what about undergarments or type of clothes, when is it too much or too little? (this also includes the censors)
I'm the guy from btw
>>>/qa/22936
R: 33 / I: 24
me thinks zoot should give me the site
R: 2 / I: 1
Hello Zarty. I got banned on Sharty for a week because of janny leakage SNCA. How are you?
R: 91 / I: 33

Erm what the signa

https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/790502.html
R: 3 / I: 0
Thank you Zoot for never installing cuckfalre
R: 0 / I: 0
Anything?
R: 6 / I: 1

KOOOOOOOOOS

shut this site down and redirect to old.reddit.com/r/zellig
R: 3 / I: 0
And never come back
R: 13 / I: 0
Should we count necrobumps as spam (rule 3) if they don't add anything to the threads themselves?
R: 1 / I: 0

FIX THE FUCKING BOORU

IT'S GOES UP AND GOES DOWN EVERY FUCKING HOUR
ZOOT XOOT BOB KOOS FIX DI SHEEEEIT
R: 2 / I: 0
where the fuck are all the posts
R: 11 / I: 2
Too many normie cord memes on the boards here recently
>Raaaagh
>1000 feet stare
>Peeb spam
>Tranime, homestuck, deltarune
>Dweller's subscribers who say PEAK
>Other SNCA
I don't want 'cord to take over this site
>But le jannycord
I don't care about janny trannies being corders, i don't want 'cord to be in the userbase
R: 1 / I: 0

the 'ki's down

I'm trans btw
R: 12 / I: 2
Ban avatarfagging
R: 2 / I: 0

hiiiiiiii

so funny
R: 34 / I: 9
Why do we have 'p in our archives
>>>/chive/
R: 1 / I: 0

soyzellig

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 11 / I: 4

why is the ziki down

I tried going to zelligwiki.ongezelligbooru.com and noticed it's down fuggen jardee
>arrow cause I don't look like that
R: 16 / I: 1
I haven't used the Zarty in months because I lost interest in Zellig but now I've regained interest. My problem is that it's hard to get back into the feel of posting, and that I'm out of the loop on everything.

How does one recover from this?
R: 6 / I: 1
why don't janjans let the zoyim delete their messages and posts. Are they retarded?
R: 45 / I: 7
Hoi Zaryans,
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As you know already Zoot formally stepped down as admin of the Zarty. The domain has been transferred and the server migrated successfully. I will be your nu admin.
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Bob will still be around don't worry about him. It is useful to have a co-admin, but instead of Bob and Zoot it will be Bob and me.
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Addressing the ddos of two days ago, the excessive downtime was due to GoDaddy being obsessed, even long after the ddos stopped. We are off of them now and we have systems in place to defend against attacks. In a way the timing was convenient since we had planned to migrate the server that day, I apologize for it taking long however we needed to insure everything was set up properly. If you notice any bugs or things that could be optimized, feel free to say so in /q/
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the Ziki is now hosted as a sub-domain of the booru, we moved it over a few weeks ago. It will undergo a revamp with account creation being open again.
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Zoot is a good man, he did amazing things for our community and I will forever be grateful for what he did, he took a step back many months ago and now fully passed on the torch. He will continue with OCgemerald once the software is ready for it. The Zarty will also eventually switch to that software when it is ready to work for imageboards too. Zoot will always be a gem.
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I am thankful I can continue the Zarty and look forward to all the gemmy times we will experience together.
R: 1 / I: 0
hello zarty nation
posting from xp
R: 4 / I: 0

/v/ Schoolocaust game

Hi I would like to download the /v/ schoolocaust game. I believe it is a .swf file but I'm not sure how to download it as I have tried a few different methods to. Is it actionscript 2/3 of zoiets?
R: 3 / I: 0
Why is media approval so slow?
R: 25 / I: 5
Ban odessanbvll (aka soytanator) for hostile activity and rangeban cobsontalks
R: 3 / I: 1
What is the Zarty's favorite metal band?
R: 5 / I: 0

schizorald

the official Ongezellig pediverse instance is preparing a raid, massad controls every single move, prepare for the worst
R: 33 / I: 8
Why did I got banned for being a tiny bit horny about Vera when she is a keyed hag???
R: 1 / I: 0
Updates on mutt hours DDoS?
R: 21 / I: 2
Why did my reply saying the new admin is zute get deleted
R: 1 / I: 0
Disable the captcha for board search, it's annoying and besides fucking no one is going to scrape this site
R: 6 / I: 2
The entire site looks like it's shifting towards the other boards
R: 0 / I: 0

zaryan

who is zaryan and why is he everywhere
R: 3 / I: 0

I just realized Zoot is leaving in a week's time

If my memory is right ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOT is leaving on the 20th, ZOOOOOT no I just joined this site went Booob became admin. ZOOOOOT don't leave.
R: 2 / I: 0
On a scale from 1 to 10, how dead is this website? I had to quit using the sharty because I was tired to seeing 'cado all the time.
R: 1 / I: 0

BOOOOOOOOOOOB FIX HTTP VERSION OF DER SITE

Title when I write soyzellig.party I get send to http://soyzellig.party with Apache shit, instead of https://soyzellig.party
R: 10 / I: 0

Someone is vandalizing the wiki

BOOOOOOOOB someone vandalizing the wiki
zelligtoiletwon has vandalized our shiet cuh. ban him KING.
R: 3 / I: 0

test thread because I want one

test
R: 2 / I: 0
This is MakeZellig and I'm here to remind you that you still have a chance to ask a question before I close the Q+A and create the video. I'm thinking of releasing the video on Sept. 21 to celebrate Maya's birthday, so be sure to ask me some questions as soon as possible.
R: 34 / I: 12
The site has been extremely brimstoney since last week, with lots of NAZ in /zellig/, sharty-tier forced crying chudquoting by unironic trannies, and even soylita posting, but worst of all revenant namefag drama coming back all at once. This all started after the reintroduction of the namefield. It is NOT a coincidence.
R: 0 / I: 0

ZOOOOOOOOOOT

Why is it that on the rules list it doesn't mention Tor links are a bannable offense. I just got banned for doing also sorry won't happen again.
R: 49 / I: 19

PPD update

7 weeks of relatively stable growth.
R: 7 / I: 1

Maya

Maya
R: 2 / I: 1

birthday

It was my birthday 1 day ago
R: 12 / I: 2
as a mayafag I finally understand how annoying the mayacvddle spam was because holy shit the verapoopoos are shitting up le site
Not saying to ban everything I don't like but idk just saying ofzo.
R: 3 / I: 0
what does this say about the future of the zarty?
R: 13 / I: 3

Holy shit

Editing the wiki alone is so fucking hard, you people better get your ass up and start editing too.
R: 4 / I: 2
My fellow zaryans, I propose that we invade a dogshit
""subreddit"" on R*ddit called r/femcelgrippysockjail. They appear to be very vulnerable and they aren't the stereotypical "thanks for the gold kind stranger" predditors. We will spam 'zellig images and such and humiliate xem, the zarty shall prevail.
R: 3 / I: 0
Kill the namefield or restrict it to >>>/drenthe/
Nametrannies ARE insufferable
R: 1 / I: 1
Cordson singlehandedly revived the Zarty
R: 4 / I: 1
>gets banned on the zarty
>turn on VPN
>still banned
>clear cache and cookies
>still banned
>install new browser and use new VPN
>still banned
>install anti fingerprinting extensions
>still banned
>install even more anti fingerprinting
>unbanned
Why does the zarty have hardware tracking?
R: 0 / I: 0

Wplace

Furry transgots griefed our Zaryan Mymy Wplace doodle at Phillip Island Australia
R: 1 / I: 0
Zoot the website is so slow sometimes
Quit fucking using https://mzunguhosting.ml for its servers
R: 0 / I: 0

Zoot add .mov support

and make it like der shardee where it's like a squigly thingy so you can't get a preview of the video, I wanna post something for April Fools
video unrelated
R: 10 / I: 2
this place has grown so much more beautiful ever since there's no agugu slop on the 'log. thank you <3
R: 4 / I: 0
I was looking at the boards and saw checks what do they mean?
R: 7 / I: 1

ZOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT can we have an IRC and sheeiiitt it'll be gemmy o algo

Because I said so, also rate my art
R: 44 / I: 11

Petition to ban Huwabag from Zarty

Huwabag is a drawfag known for HELLA LOT OF SHIT
He still uses the Zarty
He is a brown shitskin pedophile gooner and the fact that he uses our website ruins our reputation
Ban him before it's too late
R: 8 / I: 0

Wplace.live

So there's this shitty pixelplanet ripof (wplace) that has been going viral over deltatroon xitter. Can we just swipe their shitty 201X game from the site o algo just because. It doesn't make any sense to me to still being keen on a poorly coded indie game (extremely troon coded btw)
R: 5 / I: 0
Hi I am trans and I found this site from that one twitter post, what do ya'll do here
R: 7 / I: 0
TOTAL HAGWAFFEN VICTORY
R: 10 / I: 2
I GOT BANNED IN SHARTY =
R: 6 / I: 0
do you think we should 'oxx the predditors
R: 6 / I: 0
I love BBC
R: 3 / I: 0
>8 pph even nearing mutt hours
The zarty will rise again
R: 10 / I: 2
Ban Agugu for being under 18. This site is for ages 18 and up only. No babies allowed here.
R: 2 / I: 0
>half of the new posts are unapproved images
R: 6 / I: 1
I can't even lie, soyzellig.partg is a thrembillion times better than the sharty even if it has a low pph. Better to have low pph than niggerbrimstone
R: 3 / I: 1

Zoot, do this on /Brabant/

Turn the US flag into the flag of New Amsterdam
Turn the Indonesian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company
Turn the Brazilian flag into the flag of Dutch Brazil
Turn the Belgian flag into the the flag of the Netherlands
Turn the Australian flag into the flag of new Holland
Turn the Luxembourgish flag into the flag of the the Netherlands
Turn the Indian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company
R: 18 / I: 2

please give me zempass i'm a good goy

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob or zoooooooooooooot or however can make it happen, please give me like a zempass or something like that, as a vpnbro being essentially locked out of posting on the site almost daily for many hours as of lately kind of sucks, i'm glad to see the site trying to go the right directions and trying to prevent bad actors, but i think that those that are actually safe should be given a chance or something idk but like please make it happen, i have a huge post history, well you can see it anyway, but yeah i'd appreciate it, or at least please let me know or something. i'm not even asking to be able to bypass image pending approval system thing, but just being able to post at all rather than seeing the scary

>vpns are not allowed


would be nice you know.
R: 4 / I: 0
how do I get gooder at drawing? I want to start drawmaxxing so I can make gemmy fanart. Please post guides similar to the ones i have.
R: 21 / I: 5
We are experimenting with image approval. The intention is for it to be enabled during low pph hours (mutt hours), when not many people are on.
R: 14 / I: 5
Re-ban demoralizers and clear streetshitters that only bump shit like old demoralposts, it was done in the past and worked wonders. And no you're not "heckin' above things" if you let these people run around, 4brap did this exact thing and look where they are now. Many people don't like us now and as such it's natural that they would come here to do this, just ban demoralization, easy as that
R: 5 / I: 0
This place is slowly turning into swinny, I don't like it.
R: 4 / I: 1
change this BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 15 / I: 3
1 pph site that's going to last 3 days
R: 4 / I: 0

The Zarty post group suicide event

June 26th

Does this mark the first year? The second? I can't tell, I don't keep track of years. Just the date. That damn date.

Those who knew of the group suicide event all assumed the website would die right after. They were wrong. We were wrong. What actually transpired has turned out to be much worse. The real zaryans all died on June 24th, the only ones left on the site are newfags and cowards. I am one of those cowards. I couldn't do it, I couldn't pull the trigger. And being a living witness to the decline of my home is punishment for my cowardice. Like the wandering jew, I am forever cursed to watch and mourn the degradation of that which I once loved. I envy the dead.

It's a new mass of people, and I consider them people only by the most pedantic of technicalities, a new administration, a new "culture"… And the new is just a mockery of the old. A parody of the once sophisticated, turned into banal. I don't know what the afterlife is like, I just hope it blinds you to what's going on down here. For their sake.

I thought death would be tragic. Now I realize it would've been release, but I have already chosen my fate.
R: 16 / I: 3
zootbob, make a new board for niceposting where everyone is nice to eachother and being rude is not allowed
R: 8 / I: 1
fuck i just made a stupid report, i misread a post thinking the poster admitted to being underage (16) but i'm actually retarded and xe was talking about mymy, fuck my stupid chud life, may zoot and bob forgive me for my wrong doing. THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS FULLY READ THE STUFF YOU ARE ABOUT TO REPORT FIRST!!! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ZARYANS AS I DID
R: 11 / I: 2
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge what is this supposed to mean? is goonhitler banned or is this some weird joke?
R: 6 / I: 0
You could have simply cucked, you know, Zute, the spiteful faggot instead of locking the thread
R: 5 / I: 0
‎‎
R: 48 / I: 8
make it so that the jannies username that banned a user appears in the ban list. this should be a absolute minimum for any healthy imageboard
R: 1 / I: 0
Put the schlog on the top bar

Splinters stick together
R: 0 / I: 0
add a unique ip counter to threads and to the pph page
R: 5 / I: 1

Froggies

Why are innocent froggies banned? The Zarty is really starting to fall off.
R: 14 / I: 1
Zoot;
1) There was IP-cloaking for a while. Why have you disabled IP-cloaking?
2) There are 7 mods, right, why are you allowing so many random people access to everyone's IP's?

I have used a myriad of different imageboards since 2012 and I have never seen an imageboard have this many Mods, with full access to everything. This has literally never been done before. This is not the correct way of administrating a site. Normally there would be one Admin, maybe one or two mods, and the rest would be janitors with limited access to user information, because you simply can not trust that many people with user data.
Yet, for some reason, instead of just making them janitors with ban permission, you felt the need to make them all Moderators. Why? Your mods were shown to be publicly mocking posters with their IP and posting histories before, you said you warned them, but who can say they aren't using it for nefarious purposes? All it takes is one power-tripping Moderator to do this, and we all know you hired random discord friends as moderators, and failed in your judgement with the pedophile NOOK before.

Please bring back IP-cloaking, or reduce the number of Moderators, or limit Moderators' access to user info. With this current system you are paving the ground for a future disaster. One or two of the current moderators are absolutely abusing the power you have given to them for their personal discord vandettas, it will be too late when you realise it.