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Zoot, do this on /Brabant/

Turn the US flag into the flag of New Amsterdam
Turn the Indonesian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company
Turn the Brazilian flag into the flag of Dutch Brazil
Turn the Belgian flag into the the flag of the Netherlands
Turn the Australian flag into the flag of new Holland
Turn the Luxembourgish flag into the flag of the the Netherlands
Turn the Indian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company
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please give me zempass i'm a good goy

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob or zoooooooooooooot or however can make it happen, please give me like a zempass or something like that, as a vpnbro being essentially locked out of posting on the site almost daily for many hours as of lately kind of sucks, i'm glad to see the site trying to go the right directions and trying to prevent bad actors, but i think that those that are actually safe should be given a chance or something idk but like please make it happen, i have a huge post history, well you can see it anyway, but yeah i'd appreciate it, or at least please let me know or something. i'm not even asking to be able to bypass image pending approval system thing, but just being able to post at all rather than seeing the scary

>vpns are not allowed


would be nice you know.
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how do I get gooder at drawing? I want to start drawmaxxing so I can make gemmy fanart. Please post guides similar to the ones i have.
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>'p gets deleted
>no new ban in ban list
Am i a schizo or is it just broken
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We are experimenting with image approval. The intention is for it to be enabled during low pph hours (mutt hours), when not many people are on.
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Re-ban demoralizers and clear streetshitters that only bump shit like old demoralposts, it was done in the past and worked wonders. And no you're not "heckin' above things" if you let these people run around, 4brap did this exact thing and look where they are now. Many people don't like us now and as such it's natural that they would come here to do this, just ban demoralization, easy as that
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It's time to pull the plug on the Grim Thread

Zoot it's time you 'lete the /co/ drawfag thread. I don't care if he's doing it "to be edgy, to get a raise out of people" or "nobody would jack off to this." Gooner shit is gooner shit, and after seeing >>>/zellig/18436 is when I said enough is enough and people should stop reposting this faggot's work here. He's no different from someone like RodScorpion. Sure both of them draw cute, absurd drawings of the girls, but they still post porn of them and people hate Rod for that. Why are we giving the mspaint nigger a pass? Not to mention the point of the thread's existance was for some project that I'm sure is over now. The Grim drawfag is brimstone and should be 'nished NOW.
R: 5 / I: 0
This place is slowly turning into swinny, I don't like it.
R: 4 / I: 1
change this BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 pph site that's going to last 3 days
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The Zarty post group suicide event

June 26th

Does this mark the first year? The second? I can't tell, I don't keep track of years. Just the date. That damn date.

Those who knew of the group suicide event all assumed the website would die right after. They were wrong. We were wrong. What actually transpired has turned out to be much worse. The real zaryans all died on June 24th, the only ones left on the site are newfags and cowards. I am one of those cowards. I couldn't do it, I couldn't pull the trigger. And being a living witness to the decline of my home is punishment for my cowardice. Like the wandering jew, I am forever cursed to watch and mourn the degradation of that which I once loved. I envy the dead.

It's a new mass of people, and I consider them people only by the most pedantic of technicalities, a new administration, a new "culture"… And the new is just a mockery of the old. A parody of the once sophisticated, turned into banal. I don't know what the afterlife is like, I just hope it blinds you to what's going on down here. For their sake.

I thought death would be tragic. Now I realize it would've been release, but I have already chosen my fate.
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zootbob, make a new board for niceposting where everyone is nice to eachother and being rude is not allowed
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fuck i just made a stupid report, i misread a post thinking the poster admitted to being underage (16) but i'm actually retarded and xe was talking about mymy, fuck my stupid chud life, may zoot and bob forgive me for my wrong doing. THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS FULLY READ THE STUFF YOU ARE ABOUT TO REPORT FIRST!!! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ZARYANS AS I DID
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maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge what is this supposed to mean? is goonhitler banned or is this some weird joke?
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You could have simply cucked, you know, Zute, the spiteful faggot instead of locking the thread
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β€Žβ€Ž
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make it so that the jannies username that banned a user appears in the ban list. this should be a absolute minimum for any healthy imageboard
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Put the schlog on the top bar

Splinters stick together
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add a unique ip counter to threads and to the pph page
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Froggies

Why are innocent froggies banned? The Zarty is really starting to fall off.
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Zoot;
1) There was IP-cloaking for a while. Why have you disabled IP-cloaking?
2) There are 7 mods, right, why are you allowing so many random people access to everyone's IP's?

I have used a myriad of different imageboards since 2012 and I have never seen an imageboard have this many Mods, with full access to everything. This has literally never been done before. This is not the correct way of administrating a site. Normally there would be one Admin, maybe one or two mods, and the rest would be janitors with limited access to user information, because you simply can not trust that many people with user data.
Yet, for some reason, instead of just making them janitors with ban permission, you felt the need to make them all Moderators. Why? Your mods were shown to be publicly mocking posters with their IP and posting histories before, you said you warned them, but who can say they aren't using it for nefarious purposes? All it takes is one power-tripping Moderator to do this, and we all know you hired random discord friends as moderators, and failed in your judgement with the pedophile NOOK before.

Please bring back IP-cloaking, or reduce the number of Moderators, or limit Moderators' access to user info. With this current system you are paving the ground for a future disaster. One or two of the current moderators are absolutely abusing the power you have given to them for their personal discord vandettas, it will be too late when you realise it.
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Zoot, I demand an answer. on /q/, to defend not deleting >>>/zellig/6727 , you said:

>>>/q/5434
>Why make drama out of this image? Back then nobody had a problem with it
>It doesn't have a camel toe, it doesn't have nipples

regarding your answer, then can you explain why another 1 year old thread with simply mymy with her feet on table deleted, then?

-Case 1:
A thread that was forgotten for 1 year gets necrobumped. The OP image is mymy with her feet on the table. The year-old thread gets deleted, the reason given being "he must have bumped this thread to be an annoying faggot, let's delete it."
-Case 2:
A thread that was forgotten for 1 year gets necrobumped. The OP image is zelligs dressed as whores, their panties and bras visible, with clear sexual undertones. The year-old thread doesn't get deleted, with the reason given being "it was a different time"

Don't you see the discrepancy between these two situations?
Why was the one with mymy feet deleted, but the other one stays?
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What the Marge has happened in the past few days? I've been busy with school and now I'm hearing about Zute, threads being locked/deleted, and ZPVA leaving.

What the marge happened here?
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Zoot, you have to get rid of the obvious nushitgooner known as Zute or make him fall in line
>but why are you making this post are (You) not afraid he'll seethe in the thread
Better, so he'll show how much of a retard he is
Letting the /co/cuck around was already bad enough, every previous problem that was with the zooru was either because of Zute incompetence/unwillingness to do things (2 months to fix a booru which multiple people use? And on top of that now you keep pulling this shit?)
This is not the first time Zute "allows" certain posts to stay up, remember when Zoot had to intervene?
The zooru is one of the good ideas that we collectively agreed upon, it's currently the biggest Ongezellig Booru, and it's run by a total retard, who DEFINITELY looks at IPs all days and logs them and willingly allows people and/or certain rule-breaking posts to stay up
>but that post is still heckin' there
That post was met with resistance even when it was originally posted, it was regarded as bait/goonbait/etc. and that was one situation. Why should we NOW let that post stay on the zooru? For which purpose? Archiving? Are we archiving goonslop now? I'll expect the right choice to be made
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'p on the log once more
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The zarty will outlive the party
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'P on the log for over 2 hours. Zoor it's time to open applications for mutt hours.
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ban racebaiting unironically

they are 16 y/o teens and saying that they are built for x flavored cock is making me leak like crazy
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Hi, Yotsuba here! What a wonderful place you have here? Can I crash in for a while? What is this "Ongezellig" stuff? I hope all of you are welcoming of me! :3
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Controversial opinion

I don't think we should post cosplay photos of underage people on this site (in other words, almost all of them)
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Zoot, is it true that the great reset is coming? infinite pages started to fill up the server? Will you delete every thread or what?
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What do you use to make OC? I have a short attention spam. I need a guide too
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I'm bored.
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shittycucks want to raid again
Zoot leak xheir IPs when this happens, will be gemmy
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Going up to the mountains this weekend for spring break. Gonna take 3 grams of shrooms on a mountain and smoke weed with my college friend. Hoping I'll have some kind of cool awakening or at least a fun experience. Would zarty be interested in hearing about my experience when I'm done?
R: 4 / I: 0
one of the best things about 'arty was that there was no bureaucracy to post and now ZOOT PUTS A CAPTCHA
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Open zellig 'ki account registration

If i could have an account on the 'lig 'ki i would gem it up in a day and the number of pages would double
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What the marge is this an why did it replace /oc/?
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The shiwi has a higher ppd than the Zarty
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my contribution to the site
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we should accept billions of 4chan refugees
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zoooooot add a light maya theme please I feel like a discord tranny using a dark theme
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Zoot…you need to fvcking unban frogposting and frogposters (of Pepe/Apu) now. Please do it, the ban on frogposting is retarded since those ribbit pond clitty websites that promoted frogposting as an insufferable way to disrupt the soysphere are gone and the recent frogposters getting unnecessarily banned are infact honorary Zaryans. Can we just now put this old rivalry aside? I think so
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I think soyzellig needs a /b/ so we can listen to the soyteens' soystories
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why is da fucken booru down
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On the kate question

I'd like to bring attention to the fact that kate roams free on the Zarty despite being perma-banned for ban evading again and again.
It has no effect to ban xher if xhe continues making new threads on new ips.
The only viable solution is to delete kate threads when xhe makes them along with banning xher.
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MOOOODS

ZartyGODS need you.
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how do you make text red guys
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/oc/ and /chud/ gone

Since I have created a new site dedicated to original content and media sharing, i have decided to remove /oc/. Some threads shall be moved to either /zellig/ or /qa/.
/chud/ is sadly a failure. Maybe some threads shall be moved to /zellig/ or /qa/.

If anybody is interested in the new BB site, here is a link:
https://ocgemerald.club/
Posting would require an account, which needs an email address (if you are worried, just make a random protonmail) and to be manually approved by me. This is intentional, mainly as a way to control things like potential wave migrations (there are also other reasons to use a BB instead of an IB).

Anybody who has complaint to me about some of my relevantly recent doings on the site, rejoice and be happy. I shall no longer "force NAZ onto everybody". I have made a site for that (what i should have done back in september).

Thanks for your attention and God bless you.
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Erm, how do I get an account on der zarty 'ki?
R: 3 / I: 0
dead splinter
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>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>TIME TO GOON
>NO? WELL TIME TO SPAM
>CAUSE IM OBSESSED, YES IM OBSESSED
>I'LL FAP TO FNF TIL I MAKE YOU DIE
>WATCH ME SHILL MY SECRET DISCORD
>THEY CALL ME THE BLACK TROON, UH
>THE WAY I SPAM COAL TOONS, UH
>AND I DONT LIKE TO POST BY THE RULES
>SO IN MY SPLINTER YOU WILL BE GROOMED

<MY NAME IS MASSA

<I MADE THE ZELLIG
<IT WAS DIFFICULT TO BEG FOR DONATOR MONEY
<BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
<AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS OBSESSED SONG
<MY NAME IS MASSA, MASSA, MASSA

>ITS TIME TO COAL THE 'LOG

>NO TIME FOR GEMS
>ITS TIME TO COAL THE 'LOG
>NO TIME FOR GEMS (O ALGO)
>ITS TIME TO COAL THE 'LOG
>NO TIME FOR GEMS
>ITS TIME TO COAL THE 'LOG
>NO TIME FOR GEMS

^MY NAME IS MYMY

^ZOOT, I WANT BIBISI
^MYMY, THAT IS MY NAME (MYMY)
^I WANT ANOTHER (MYMY)
^WHERE IS MY 'P?
^IM RUNNING OUT TO DER 'CORD
^THERE IS A CHUD
^AND HE IS GOING TO HANG ME- ACCKKK!!

>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH

>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>MY SITE IS THE FUCKING ZARTY OH YEAH
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>MY NAME IS ZOOTY AND IM FUCKING ACKING, YUH
>CUS WITH MY BRAP POWER I AM GONNA MAKE MY SKIN BROWNER HAHA
>ITS A SLOP ATTACK BITCH
>DER 'CORD IS COMING TO /SOY/
>SO SIT YOUR WHITE ASS DOWN AND GET READY FOR A SLOP ATT-ACKKKK!

<NO, NOT TRANSPHOBE CHUDCELS

<WHAT HABE I DONE?!
<IM SORRYYYY
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Livestream QnA

Howdy everybody, long time no see!

I haven't been active on this site for a good while. I will try to make a YT livestream this weekend. The key word is "try", since my schedual is a bit "unorginised" when it comes to internet activities. I tried to livestream last weekend, but i only did a private test, nothing public.

Please use this thread to post your questions about me, the site and other topics (keep in mind that i wont necessarily answer all questions). I will also try to answer question in the chat during the livestream (or interact with chat in general).
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Ziki is dead

Zoll do something
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Ban 'gugu
R: 1 / I: 0
read your appeals more often
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Zellig reference

Holy fauci zaryans is this a 'zellig reference
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sharty rapefugee general

something leaked, the shitty is over
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There was never any thread discussing an artist. No artist has been discussed.
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De-Grimification

With the recent banning of all Grim artwork, it only seems reasonable to get rid of Grim related influences from the Zarty and surrounding Zarty projects. This thread's purpose is to document and properly deal with Grim influences on and around the Zarty.
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why was this thread deleted? Heavens forbid we have something other than shitter drama to talk about.
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belgium won
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Total Gooner Death should be enacted

Ban the /co/ pedo on sight
Ban any goonertranny on sight
It's been obvious these days these goonercacas have taken a liking to falseflag here, just ban and DELETE the post so that it gets 0 attention ON SIGHT
It goes against the values of the Zarty and Zaryans
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/q/ should be renamed

Should be renamed /zoy/ I think
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VVhen VVill a web icon for the Booru be added? Right now it's just default Shimmie geg
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Zoooooot theres DNB (dead neglected boards) on the rules page like oc and chud, you vvill get rid of them
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zoot your sites hacked zoot
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Ngl

Coco needs to give half of yall this
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Emoji get filtered into question marks like some kind of 4cluck gimmick, fix it so I can post kai cenatzellig
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zootyzoot shartycucks are gonna try raiding again or something can (you) leak xheir ips when it happens
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Zoopy Zoop
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ONGEZELLIG WILL NEVER BE ZARTY CULTURE

Thanks for being obsessed with us. We may need it from time to time.
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>"Hey FrQQt"

<"What the fuck do you want you filthy trannyjanny"


>"Become the president of South Africa plis saar"


<"Why should I doe"


>"You can get cucked by dat bibisi every day"


<
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It's a very special birthday for a very special boy today
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT change your name for literal human feces powergap for a day because it would be funny
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Ignore this thread or you're a dumb nigger

Emoji test

INDIA VAS ARYAN FURST πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ
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so this what zellig niggers post, quick tribe there. ill go back to the sharty.
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Possibly the worst fucking captcha ever. Impossible to use
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MODDDDDDS
we're being raided by skibidifamrs, they just raided the ziki
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bring back emojis pls

i wanna do zoomer posts
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-Sleepy post-

Hey guys, I’m kinda sleepy n at work, can you guys share wholesome n cozy zellig posts to help a fellow Zaryan stay snug.
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theres no fucking way we didnt interact with this guy at some point
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are we so desperate for topics that we're allowing 'cordnigger/xitter drama to be actively discussed and posted about? no wonder everyone thinks we're a bunch of faggot pedos. btw, pph is down cuz everyone is lurking in der aforementioned 'cord servers. shows over shut it down.

inb4 >demoralizer bait
no its not nigger open your eyes
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Add 4 more pages to /zellig/
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DNB site
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i havent been on here since early january anything big happen what happened with strange hill high
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I am 19 years old going to a university. I want to graduate college after 4 years and become a Navy Pilot. I’ll serve in the US military for however long and then when I’m out I’ll go back to college and get a doctorate in aerospace engineering. What does the zarty think of this? The only major problem I can think of is my Afghanistan army veteran says that Navy is lame as shit.
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>1.NO PORN (that includes cp)
>2.NO GORE
>3.FOLLOW THE THEMES OF THE BOARDS
>4.NO SPAM
>
>If you have suggestions/complaints about the rules, post your ideas on this board.
>
>
>We have enough jannies. Thank you for your interest in the site. If we need more people for moderation, we will make sure to notify you!
>
>God bless.
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zoot whats your email

after the rapid descent of soygem.party into a glorified discord server im considering starting my own 4cuck clone, but first i need to see if its too time consuming for my lazy ass, i want to know how you set this one up
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Dude, why Redditaeds are like this? They also have two Ongezellig discord servers that are coal af (none of them is New Japsterdam bc that's gem)
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GIF AUTOPLAY
NOW
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this faggot is commissioned yuri and is banning users who confront him. From the Instagram Ongezellig Discord.
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what a drum 'n' bass website, make it into a guitar or something
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PPH of 30, 20, 10, 5 this site is DNB
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An open letter to Zoot from a concerned Zaryan

Zoot, you need to clarify what you are thinking right now. You've been posting about
>it all coming to an end soon
for a while now.
You need to make clear what you are saying and what your intentions are.
Zaryans are concerned about your messages.
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lock this thread immediately >>>/zellig/58045
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zoot stopped liking 'zellig because his 'cord friendgroup crumbled and fell so now we have to pay for it
total 'cord death
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS SOMEONE BOMBARDED THE BOORU WITH PORN
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MAKE A NEW BOORU NOWWWWW
PLEASEEEEEE