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First time posting on here kinda nervous
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Jannies for the wiki

We are looking for jannies.
Please send me a mail (biohazardmaker332@gmail.com) with your account name. Only cool people with drip will be picked.
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Consider making /soy/

Consider making a /soy/ board as a refuge for us 'jakkers that have been exiled from the coaled up sharty
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Ban everyone that has namedropped the legioncord and is clearly a part of it, it's obviously a hostile shitcord that has no place here
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This is so hopeless. I don't see a bright future for this community. I don't know what to do, i just want it to never be cancelled.
Give me at least one reason to come back here.
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https://soyjak.st/soy/index.html
unrelated but important QUICK vote on the pinned poll "no"
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Pet Nigger

@admins
@jannies

did you guys remove the subject field because of me?
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Are there actually 7000+ unique posters on this site?
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can we please ignoreban the emailfagger? he posts brimstone and we should stop interacting with him so he stops posting
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Zoot, are you here or are you pretending to be invisible? A lot has happened here.
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Zoot please add a DSL board because it would be really cool if we all learned Dutch
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Zoot, add "supersage" feature, which you can sage threads and it goes to one page down.
>oh my hekkin science, its just like from da sharty feature!!!
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soyjak.party domain up for sale

https://soyjak.party
https://uniregistry.com/market/domain/soyjak.party

If you go now you might be able to steal it from froot.
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Zoot fix the zelligbooru

Saar fix the zelligbooru search function
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Ban all cord screenshots. I don't care about your immature middle school drama just get the frick OUT
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Good evening, Janitors

Could you just, like…form a labour union or something?
you do participate in internet gig work, and gig workers actually can unionise. Just a little thought…
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ZOOOOOOOOOOT
WHAT IS THIS STUFF ON THE ZIKI, I AM TOO HTML ILLITERATE TO KNOW
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Zoot add a refugee for Lennons plz!
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why is this here

does this page do anything or am I too stupid to find a "sign up" link? what does an account even do?
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zemstagram

Which one of you fuckers was this?
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Zelligspeak official document proposal

I would like to propose a full dictionary and linguistic document for the Zaryan dialect of Soyspeak, Zelligspeak

who will support me and how can this be done?
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404 page

Since we still dont have a 404 page, you guys can send suggestions as to what it shall be.
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Why doesn't this site have manual media approval feature?
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You have no chance against me.
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Bring back namefield
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Hello, zarty lets raid some whiteboards, i feel as though this site needs some infamy
https://www.whiteboardfox.com/lobby.jsp
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This site wont last 1 month
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Hello!

Hello everyone, I saw this website on my friend's phone during school, it looks like 4chan lol! My friend is pretty quiet, does browsing this site say anything about him? Thank you and waiting for your response.
-Jan
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I'd like to contact 'zelligchuds who use pixelplanet, are you in there?

Hello, i'm from soyjak.party (specifically /fpe/) and i'd like to inform the Zarty that i want to make my own Pixelplanet artpiece right below the finished artpiece of Coco, i will leave you alone, promise you wont touch my robot pixel art.
Zaryans to Δryans, peace!
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Zoot, add ID feature for total samenigger death
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booru

Whenever you search a tag and click on the results of the query it redirects to some "error" page for no apparent reason. zQQt fix this.
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The log when sorted by most replies isn't organized properly.
As seen in the two images, there are threads on the second page that have more replies than some threads on the first page. This doesn't make much sense, it has to be a bug.
Please fix this.
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Some optimisation and /v/ has been expanded

My programmer has done some optimisations and fixes to the site. (for example, the catalog has been changed; another example, mp4 now works)

/v/ has been changed. Now it's Vidya and has links to a bunch of games. If you wish more games to be added, go to /oc/ and check the pinned thread.
If Vidya is succesful, I will add other static pages like it but for other types of media (for example, comics)
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I got banned from sharty for post i didn't even made, it's over
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What if someone made a Ongezellig art-style inspired virtual world game that played similar to Club Penguin and Gaia Online?
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Zoor join the Kiwi Thread so we can have SNCA admin nametroon #76532197084 to post with other literally who nametroons
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349
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ZOOOOOT
REFERRAL BAN ALL JARTYFAGGOTS
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she is so beautiful
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nigga

guys what is "log in" and what does it do
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on the creation of /r9k/

since the other thread was autosaged (i think), i'll make another one.
ongezellig is arguably a cartoon about inceldom, with the term used in a broad sense here.
many zaryans have voiced support for the proposal already, and i think it would be just natural for the reasons exposed above to have an /r9k/ board here. furtherly, zoot has announced that he was planning to add a bunch of new boards to get some activity back into the website, so i think it would align with his plans perfectly too.
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Hi, how does one make music using artificial intelligence?

Hi,

I've decided I don't want to be a zeltyfail anymore and I will now become a ayrananimeGOD.
To celebrate my brave transition I want to make a piece of music using ai, like all those songs about the jarty.
Yet I don't know how to do such, after googling I just stumbled upon a bunch of zogchow sites.
I would very much appreciate help Agugods.

Have a good one mate
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Get rid this shit(feces)
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zoot, add a wordfilter that detects fakecel behavior which will ban any fakecel instantly permanently. this is a TRVECEL only website
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Why can't we upload .jpg files anymore? The site says "Could not strip EXIF metadata!" when I try to attach .jpg to my reply.
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QUICKLY TAKE THAT FUCKING SQUIRREL I'M GOING TO EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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does anyone still post on this
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Assuming there would be a rangeban on shitskin countries, which countries should be banned and which not?
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The Final Solution

>>>/zate/351
Mods? Your thoughts?
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terra

zoot just IP ban him already, he's far too young (and retarded) to be a notable member of the community.
For the sake of terras mental health just ban him so he stays away from zellig. It's a hard trvth but it's still a nvke
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WHAT IS UP ZELLIGODS
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look at my new video

for all my spanish sister out here https://youtu.be/G3xlVgk7iYI?si=WmlEDrFsEQ8zs2rJ
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Artisan role is up and <orange is fixed

Artisan role has been created (for those who did not know). More info on /oc/ on how to gain artisan.
[log in] has been added for artisan users to be able to log in.
<orange has been fixed at last
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zooty zoot, can we have an /r9k/ board for truecel zaryans?
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can we get some actual 404 pages on this site
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Declaration of a New Order

Citizens of the civilized soysphere, on this day we mark a transition. For a year, the Zarty stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the Frootists, frogs, pedos and many others. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

The Wifufags, and some within our own Jannyteam, had conspired to create the shadow of Coomerism using one of their own as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind the Zarty into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. At last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.

The Wifufags hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Zarty by doxing the head of government and usurping control of the 'lig army. But the aims of would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal Nordig SS gigachad 'lig troopers contained the insurrection within the Schöppenboer Sister Temple and quelled uprisings on a thousand worlds.

The remaining Wifufags will be hunted down and defeated!
The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed… but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger! And the Wifu rebellion has been foiled.

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Zarty will be reorganized into the FIRST EFFORT POSTING EMPIRE, for a safe and secure society!


TL;DR I have rebought the rights to the domain and have upgraded the servers a bit. The changes mentioned in >>2447 will be implemented steadily.

Trust the plan, patriQtZ
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Delete the original thread when you move threads. The site isn't fast enough to slide the moved threads so what happens instead is me having to see 2 of the same garbage threads.
>but the move needs to be visible like the farty
Kill yourself. Incompetent to a degree that shouldn't be reachable. Fucking morons.
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new rules

Hello my zartygennosen.
I have updated the rules a bit since they're kind of outdated, please take your time to read them.
Also use this thread to suggest new rules (and other things like boards and banners).
God bless!
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Zoot add /mlem/ please and thank you
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Hello, my mother is White and my Dad is Indonesian.
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Can you block Chud1488 in ZelligWiki for redacting Mymy and Coco articles with "my wife is X" context? >>>/zellig/37603. Because chud self insert and Mymy (or any zellig characters whatever) is vantablack brimstone.
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New Zarty Order

Hellow everyone!

I am here to announce that i have made a decision. I shall not sell the site to anybody else, as I feel that this would be for the worse (if we are to learn from sharty or website history in general). I will continue to be the head admin (or atleast the guy who pays for the servers).

However, due to the fact that ongezellig and its demoghraphic has changed, i don't see a future for the site if we continue to be the "sharty zellig site". For this, i shall rebrand the site to be focused more on general OC creation, such as art, music, programming ect. Worry not, the site shall keep its identity as the zarty and it shall not forget it's origin, culture and history.

The boards shall be orginised like this:
/q/ shall stay
/zellig/ and /qa/ shall be merged and /zellig shall become the main general board
/brabant/ shall stay
/co/ shall be removed, as its was a failed experiment and the topics in there could easilly be disscused in /zellig/
/raid/'s fait is unknown for now
new OC boards shall be added - /art/, /music/, /writting/, /coding/

if you have better names for boards or have new board ideas in generl, let me know.

Old threads may be lost. An archive of these threads shall be made.

See you soon…
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Can the mods lock >>>/zellig/30718 or at least move it off of /zellig/
-The original purpose of the thread (yosack art) has been fulfilled and no new art will be posted with him having left the Zarty.
-The thread has derailed into pointless nigger drama, and as >>1362 says, we should keep cord drama away from /zellig/
-All has been said that could be said, there is nothing left that could contribute to the "discussion. "
-Caring about yosack's well-being, he needs to leave the site and locking this thread will help him do that.
-I don't want this thread to become the most replied to thread in /zellig/ (it's getting close), not a good look to have an obsessed drama thread as top thread on an image board that will be about OC creation.
This is my case.
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add /fruit/
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This is MakeZellig, the creator of the Maya and Coco simulators. Making pretty good progress on my newest project!
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If this site goes down in September, will a full archive of the zarty be released somewhere (like https://archive.org/details/soyzellig.party)?
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add /griddy/
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we need /snow/
/snow/ - Snowman
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Why is /v/ not working? how do i play schoolocaust

title says it, when i load /v/ it just shows a grey square
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT ADD /agugu/
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It hasn't been a day and I'm already sick of it. Delete this brimstone thread please >>>/zellig/33967, save the zarty!
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Zoot dood wat nou?

Zaryans, my fellow workers my fellow countrymen, I’m sure most of you have seen the thread on /zellig/ by now.
So, what happened, and what will happen?
A bit of background history first doe. September 2023, Zoot, with the help of the first 3 mods, created the IB we all cherish to this day. The domain is hosted by a company called godaddy, zoot entered a contract with them on the 26th of September determining that the site would be in his hands for 1 full year. Zoot had no experience coding, he had no experience with IBs, but he pushed through and we all live to tell the tale.
But as we all know, all good things come to an end, in timely perspectives, faster than others. When Massa cancelled Ongezellig, it went nothing but downhill for Führer Zoot. Slowly, he’d be on less and less, he told me that he was living life; staying away from social media when he could. Eventually, 1 day inactivity grew to 2, then to 3, then to 4, then to 5 and periods happened where you’d pray he wasn’t mauled by a bear in the Bulgarian mountains.
I thought to myself: “when summer rolls around he’ll be back!”. Yet that possibility seems less and less likely by each day, hence why I make this thread.
He gave admin to his most active and experienced moderator, and we hear from him not as often as you’d expect from an IB owner.
We’re now soon done with July, September is approaching, and as much as I want you all to stay blissfully ignorant I want you all to be prepared for the unlikely, yet possible, scenario where the site never goes up again.
Zoot is a good man, I’ve known him for almost a year now and he’s one of the best leaders you could ask for.
I don’t like speaking for Zoot, after all he isn’t dead yet, when he comes back I will tell him to talk to all of you and your questions specifically in this thread.
All the selling shit will be done through Zoot himself, I really can’t give reliable answers on the possible sale of the domain. I’m considering purchasing it myself so you will all be in safe hands, but I’m to give this thought some more consideration.
Thanks for reading and listening, ask your questions for Zoot and/or me in this thread and God bless all of you.
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zoot what are you going to do when one of the 4 mods you allowed to see IP's and posting histories inevitably go rogue and leak everyone's IP and 150+ pages worth of posting histories from those IP ranges
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> I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
Remove this plz
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How 2 escape the Left-wing bias?

Goudeavond my zartyGODS,

Right now I am playing fortnite save the world to get some goodboy points for the battlepass and I wanted to listen to some politics, to my dismay the internet is generally very left-wing biased, demonizing anything slighty to the right of the spectrum.

Call me a fed, glowie or whatever, but I want to ask you about websites/forums/alternatives where I can get some quality neutral opinions on politics or right-wing biased politics, doesn't matter if europe or america.

Thank you for reading,

ZWABAG
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Add /coco/ board for racebaiting.
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Rename /q/ to "The Zarty" like it was on the sharty before it was changed a few months ago
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$config['additional_javascript'][] = 'js/expand.js';
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Fixed Art

Hello Everyone, I'm one of pixel art/template makers of Pixelplanet, I de-converted the art you guys made
Sorry if I send it to the wrong channel
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Remind me why I can't post mp4's here
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<holy shits myself
This might be the worst splinter site to exist.
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favicon

Why does the the Favicon have a swastika flag?
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Not Found

The requested URL was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
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SERVER LAG

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS LOADING TOO SLOWLY ON THE ORIENT ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
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A very important proposition

ZOOOOOT /ban/ all DUL /qa/ffers who spread belgian propaganda of zoiets
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xzooooozxt why call it soyzellig.party even doe zelligparty.soy would have been more trVe. there is no such thing as "soy zellig" take your meds
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I keep getting "Post discarded" like a faggot

I've tried doing something different than usual.

>inb4 post discarded
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How can I stop being Coco but irl

Jaaaaaaaanies!
</q/ space
Why my post can not longer belong to me?
</q/ space
I mean, my posts take too long to send and I have to reload the page several times and then they send but not from me.
</q/ space
And, afterall, is it even a problem or I am acting too paranoicaly towards this?
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add /caca/
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foenki art <3
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Could you please curb down some more on the pedo falseflaggers? Only this week there has been at least one per thread or multiple for that matter. Not saying that the jannies aren't trying, but there are simply too many. Thanks.

Yeah, we're gonna start tolerating less baitposts due to how little discussion and content they give onto the Zarty.
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Why did u remove my /caca/ thread…
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Zoot fix that all.s5h.net bullshit. I use mobile internet, it makes zero sense to list my IP anywhere.
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TOO MUCH 'P ON THE LOG

Last few days seems as though there's always been a 'p link at the top of the overboard when I check the zarty, for goodness sake right now 'p links with an accompanying CSAM image have been up for over half an hour……..
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zoot is this true
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Uh oh zelligers...

What are you going to do now that /qa/ is locked…
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

I fucking hate faggots, they gotta celebrate the mentally ill month during my birthday
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Zoot ## Admin

Today we are deleting soyzellig.party and launching skibidi.party.

With skibidi.party, get ready to edge and goon with your friends like never before.
Forget threads, with skibidi.party you'll broadcast your mewtime sessions live while a virtual Kai Cenat reacts in real time hyping you up with every jawline gain.
We're revolutionizing the mewing economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress awarding you Skibidi Bucks for each milimetre.
And the rumors are true. The ballsmaxing feature is in beta and those who dare will see unprecedented results in both ball weight, and ball rizz metrics.
And no more Overboard. On skibidi.party you don't scroll. You edge through an endless stream of sigma edits featuring Joker, Thomas Shelby and Patrick Bateman.
The skibidimarketplace is your gateway to rizz supremacy. Use those hard earned Skibidi Bucks to buy rare fortnite skins, exclusive Duke Dennis drip and the most potent Mr. Beast Feastables imaginable.
Achieve goated sigma status and unlock the ultimate prize - Early access to new skibidi toilet episodes, a guaranteed 0% fanum tax rate and a virtual NFT replica of my gyatt.

Next week, we're unleashing goon.party and griddy.party.
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Zoot ban ThatZaryandoe from the ZelligWiki he spammed gay porn on all pages.