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kill nojak

kill nojak
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Zoot is my cat cute
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>just found out zoot made many gemmy song covers
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT COVER THIS SONG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Songs#Ongezellig,_2023_(Parody_of_Holland,_1945_by_Neutral_Milk_Hotel)
R: 2 / I: 1
zoooooooooooot make banned posts visible on the execution list i wanna see the posts that got the frogcacas banned so i can laugh at them (don't make the 'p visible tho like in the 'sharty 'nishment list)
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What is this Imageboard?

I just saw this AltChan on the 'wiki,but like why does this IM exist in the first place?
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WHY DO YOU HAVE ‘CORDTROONS AS MODS
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Why is z'ru down?
R: 1 / I: 0
xoot. will you ever run advertisements on the zarty? like the sharty?
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Zellig tranny why so gay

Zelligtrannys, is this really how jewish and spammy you are? That you would be pround to put jew shit and tranny propoganda on you site first vist? This is travesty. Kill all zellig
R: 2 / I: 1
Will we ever get Kolyma theme?
I need it to breathe or SAMTHING
R: 5 / I: 2

Frog kill count

==ZOOOOOOOOOOOOT
HOW MANY FROGTARDS HAVE YOU BANNED==
I WANT IT
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Zoot, can you please make a search bar? Thanks in advance.
R: 3 / I: 2
ZOOT! VERA IS MY LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER! BAN ALL VERAPOSTERS BECAUSE I CAN'T BLOCK THEM LIKE I CAN ON TWITTER!
R: 5 / I: 0
zooty zoot add a /tech/ board for AI stuff or something so i can learn to do it too
R: 4 / I: 9
>this is what the ban screen looks like
zoooooooooot add zellig images to the ban screen
also yes I'm ban evading but only because I wanted to see what the ban screen looked like so it can be made to look gemmier
R: 3 / I: 0
sorry if it sounds like a dumb idea but what if instead of using 3rd party sites like der 'cord or skype to voice call we could be the first ib to implement a public voice call feature
R: 5 / I: 0
What if we added a tranime containment board
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Thank you mods.

I really like that this site has a no graphic image rule, my only major issue with the main 'arty was the random chance i'd see nikocado's rear end. Plus the no sexual rule means you have to have actual discussion instead of "Meaningless caption with lust provoking image"
Thank you mods, i greatly appreciate you.
R: 5 / I: 2
Please make it so stuff doesn't autoplay on the front page.
R: 42 / I: 16

IT'S UP

New 'toss
zelligbooru.party
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I HATE HCAPTCHA

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE CAPTCHA IS GASLIGHTING ME AND I FEEL LIKE IM HELPING TRAIN A RETARDED AI
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Ceo of Cognent is forcing customers to censor websites

Polish companies have been the predominant source of our recent uptime. However, Cogent's CEO seems directly invested in shutting us down. I have had multiple run ins with Cogent and this is their most aggressive.

Usually the Tier 1 ISPs have censored the Kiwi Farms by simply refusing to broadcast my IP addresses. However, since Liz Fong-Jones has been successful in censoring the Internet this way, I no longer even try using my IPs.

This time, Cogent has directly instructed a customer of theirs to stop providing us - by name, through the customer's own IP addresses - networking infrastructure.

No company has done this until now. This is the most invasive, direct actioning from any ISP thus far.

If you are in the industry you need to make it absolutely clear to Cogent that you intend to move your business elsewhere.

Just to confirm, Cogent's CEO is directly forcing two of their customers to drop us, not just one. Unelected and unaccountable censorship from someone who is effectively immune to a lawsuit.

AN INTERESTING NOTE:
Cognet is an ISRAELI company operating out of Poland.
We are literally unironically being censored by Jews.

HOW IT GOES:
Big rich guy calls your company.
He isn't even your company's big rich guy.
"Stop giving these guys your business"
"Why?"
"I'm rich and I say so"
—Your Internet service dies without warning.
They never tell you WHY.
They never respond to questions.
There is no appealing their decision.
You can't vote them out.
You would need to have elon musk money to sue them.
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Idea for a new MayaLight theme using this colour pallet
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Please implement a more traditional captcha and get rid of google. Thank you sir.
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Hi all, it’s safe to say zoot was taken to the ER & is in the late stages of dementia. I’m not sure what happens next, but he is radio silent…
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ZOOT USE POWCAPTCHA PLEASE IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT
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hCaptcha is now enabled! I got help from an experianced chud. You can thank him for dealing with my problem.
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ZOOOOOOOOOT will u ever add mp4 compatability or something
R: 1 / I: 0
So this, is all the frogs can muster? Pathetic.
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TOTAL ZELLIG VICTORY

zelligsisters…

we won
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There's an archive now (it's a board until I set up Hayden)

>>>/chive/
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
GIVE US THEMES FOR EVERY 'LIG GIRL
and make a vera one because she counts faggot
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Zoot why the images I posted got deleted ?
it’s totally sfw
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testerald
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zoooooor the captcha doesn't work in the quick reply window half the time
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Just came from the 'lanet, this place looks gemmy
also ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT add the feature that lets me see the replies to a post after the posts' post number like on 4cuck and the 'farty
R: 3 / I: 0
testing something really quick
R: 1 / I: 0
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR THERE IS 'P IN /ZELLIG/
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whats your email? i would like to talk about making a splinter that will be active
R: 1 / I: 0
<ORANGE
ADD ORANGE ARROWS NOW
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add a overboard, archive, NAZ containment board and a booru
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you can upload mp3 and wav (for now they will pop up in a separate window)
mp4 is still not supported, so use webm instead.
you can also upload zip and txt files
changed the max file size to 50mb. if it gets cancerous, I will turn it down to 25mb

In other words, you can upload AI covers
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the captcha doesn't work on the window most times, no idea why, it just loads until you reload the whole page
R: 1 / I: 1
zoooooooot what is your favourite soyjak variant
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR make it so I can move the quick reply window please
R: 5 / I: 0
just so you know, zoot, >>>/zellig/553 was Red
he hates zellig because he thinks it's 'p, he avatarfags as soylita (actual 'p, the irony) and deleted ongezellig threads on the sharty's /qa/ when he was a 'ty admin
he was so lazy he didn't even bother changing the "soylita neutral.png" filename
leak his ip and kill him
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no one on this site has been in love with a real woman
R: 6 / I: 3
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR KILL THE 'LITA POSTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
R: 3 / I: 0
Zaryans, did we just win?
https://wiki.soyjaks.party/Soyzellig.party
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zoot has added lots of zelliged features to the 'zarty and is attentive to user feedback, I like him
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR I CAN'T POST IMAGES ON /zellig/
>>346 is the thread itself
also thanks for adding (you)s and drag and drop (even doe I can't see (you)s, trying clipboardimageing in this thread THOUGH
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LET ME PASTE IMAGES FROM CLIPBOARD AND TO DRAG AND DORP NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
R: 2 / I: 0
add /voc/ - Bideogames, Automobiles & Ongezellig/Cute
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hi zooty zoot
R: 1 / I: 4
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LET ME POST MORE THAN ONE PICTURE ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
red text
–blue text–
>green text
<orange text
glow text
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>soyzellig.party/zellig/qa
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ZOOOOOOOOT DELETE THE ZELLIG PORN ON THE 'RU
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Can't set up hCaptcha

For some reason, I can't set up hCaptcha. I have re-enabled reCaptcha.

I will try to enable it when i learn how.

For now, I have enabled local time. I'm also working on an archive, in order to better store our gems.
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flood test
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>That file already exists!
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Added some stuff

managed to add some changes to the config.

1.We are now zaryans by default

2.You can upload 4 images on a thread (could increase it to more)

3. Added two new styles (dark and futaba)

4. Theres a working menu

I will work on adding custom styles and doing other stuff to the config. You can suggest custom css files.
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When you are in a thread and you click out back to a main board using the top menu it 404s becauses all it does is adds the clicked boards name on top of where you were before
For example im in a thread on /q/ and i click /zellig/, the url would become https://soyzellig.party/q/zellig
FIX IT NOOOOOOOOOOOW
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tst
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thread mover test
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ATTENTION ALL ZARTY USERS

FROGS ARE ENEMY NUMBER ONE
THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS THEN EVEN THE JEWS (3-11-2023 UPDTAE: OLD TOSS, THE JEWS ARE BAD IN THE LONG RUN)

IF YOU SEE A FROG, REPORT HIM TO THE SS WAFFEL HEADQUARTERS


WE WILL BE WORKING ON SETTING UP AN ARCHIVE, SINCE THIS IS THE SECCOND TIME A JANNY GOES BERSERK!

WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIANCE!

GOD BLESS
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ZOOOOOT SOME TRANNY SABOTAGED THE WEBSITE
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Question

How much does it cost to keep this site running for a single day who funds this
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Zoooooooot check your email
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>zoot
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>Ongzellig
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soot site.
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>muh nigguhs own dis mufuggin side
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when am i getting hired?
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT CHANGE MY ZELLIG THEMED DIAPER
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add a zellig theme the yotsuba b theme is le hurting my eyes
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Board menu on top

Alright, I added a simple menu on the main pages.

>ib4 the menu doesn't show up when in reply/janny mode


I know, I will implement it there too.
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zoor read my email
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Froot deleted the thread on /qa/, it’s over zelligbros….
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NOTICE

You WILL report prohibited content!
You WILL contribute to the safety of soyzellig!!
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some retarded janny wiped the entire board of /qa/, and it's a frognigger.
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DA RULES

1.NO PORN

-posting porn will result in a ban
-content with a visible bulge, cameltoe or nipples will get deleted (continuing to post such content will result in a ban)
-if the content does not have the above mentioned characteristics, but still has a sexual/pornographic connotation, it will be spoilered/deleted depending on the context

-Text with sexual content in it (rape, hornyposts ect.) will be left to moderator discretion and will be ignored or deleted, depending on the context.

2.NO GORE

-Real life gore will result in deleteion
-continuing to post gore will lead to a ban
-Cartoon gore maye or may not be deleted/spoilered depending on the content in the imagery/context.

3.FOLLOW THE THEMES OF THE BOARDS

-/q/ is a board for suggestions/complaints about the zarty, zelligbooru and youtube channels.
-/zellig/ is for IAZ and soft NAZ + anything that is connected to the zarty community
-/qa/ is mainly for anything that is connected to the sharty, but random content is also tolerated

-any thread that does not follow the theme of a board has the potential to be moved or deleted

4.NO SPAM

-spam will result in a ban

5.NO FROGS

-frogs are permabanned, due to their aggresion towards the zarty




If you have suggestions/complaints about the rules, post your ideas on this board.

These rules will eventually be made into a seperate page.

God bless.